Friday, June 18th 2010

Almost Lifelike

If it wasn't for that bulging vein on her forehead, I'd assume this was an anamatronic blow-up doll at the porn museum. Now, I understand that Megan Fox has to inject Botox into her head to freeze all the millions of profound thoughts seeping from her brain so she can focus, but she should really stop putting that other shit into her face before Heidi Montag files a copyright infringement lawsuit against her or Spencer Pratt tries too woo her back with his crystals.

Although, if she keeps filling her lips with collagizz she won't be able to move her mouth muscles anymore, which means she won't be able to talk on her own. Hermmmm. Keep mouth fucking that needle, Megan!

And here's more of Megan at last night's Jonah Hex premiere in Los Angeles which included appearances by: Josh Brolin (is he coked up?) with Diane Lane, James Brolin with John Goodman as Linda Tripp Barbra Streisand, and Wes Bentley.

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She is way to young to be botoxed and skin and bones. EAT girl. Sad.

Dgrin's picture

scratch that I did a side-by-side, there's nothing in her face left unpolished:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7606/f7sf3aj9.jpg
sad as the "before" was very much doable

Dgrin's picture

here are a few more younger pics:
http://www.topnews.in/files/megan-fox.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/megan-fox/pict...

I think she has just pumped her face with botox and fillings rather than made any radical changes, and also it seems she weights a lot less now and is much older and I do believe those two aspect can really change a person's appearance, but the frozen swollen face is significantly unappealing.

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Submitted by Dannii on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 12:37pm.

you'll be pretty surprised what a pair of nice thick eyebrows and a professional stylish can do to a woman, so I really can't tell much alterations of the young MF pictured there and her (previous)most recent looks except from maybe growing out her eyebrows, having her nose bridge enhanced and a little upper lip boosting However the new MF is all kinds of effed up.

Dannii's picture

Actually, scrap my last comment i know why she did this, or maybe, her agents made her do this.
it looks like they are/were trying to capitalise on Angelina Jolie's fame a few years back hense taking a girl who was very pretty and had her own face and altered it to look like Jolie's. worse thing is she only resembles Jolie in one photo (the one at totallylookslike) in all the others she looks like Katie Price, even more now, who is famous for her plastic surgery.

btw there was a massive bitchfest at tila's gossip site (dont give me the side eye i am ashamed as it is!) saying the photos that were posted (one of which is the one i posted http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w144/RoadWarrior8104/Megan%20Fox/gall...) was "obviously" not Megan and just some random girl. looks like her fans are in denial that the woman with the perfect face did not gain that perfect face through nature.

MF will end up looking like Joanie van Ark very soon. She can lie about her "improvements" all she wants, but that does not mean everyone will accept her word as true. The attention slut is really warped in the headbone ... emotionally!

She a D rated actress very soon ... if not now.

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Hmmm, Wes, bite me with those little crooked teeth, graawwwwwrrrrr

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Is that sizemeat evidence we see in Mister Streisand's jeans?

TheBreakdown's picture

If Megan wants to keep working AND garner some accolades, she needs to switch over to her true calling.

I see a Best Cocksucking/Gang Bang Sequence trophy in her future.

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I was trying to watch Transformers 2 the other night the begging of that shit was like 20 minutes of incomprehensive digital animation of metallic stuff blowing around, then MF appears and she has this whispery Betty Boo soft acting voice I could barely hear her across the room and that lulled me to sleep I woke up and the movie was over.

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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:35pm.

He appears in Kevin Smith movies, he can't be all bad.

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Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

Affleck isn't the greatest actor, but he isn't a hot mess like a lot of other people. Plus, I met him and he seems like a decent guy. Although, he was suppose to swapping spit with Blake Lively, so maybe my theory is shit. I was lurking over on JJ and saw some pics Jen Garner with a major pregnant belly. Only so many band aid babies work.

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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:16pm.
I think she's a talented actress. I watched her run in Transformers 2, and I almost thought those tits were real.
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I attempted to watch the first Transformers and couldn't believe how bad it was because her. I got through 20 minutes of it. I guess when you sleep with the director anything is possible!
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Just when you thought it wasn't possible for a Michael Bay movie to get any worse, he hires a gutter slut for a co-starring role (looking at you, Affleck).

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Diane is looking better than Megan & James is looking better than Josh (just something about Josh's current look that's off-putting to me & his dad has always looked good with facial hair)

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:16pm.
I think she's a talented actress. I watched her run in Transformers 2, and I almost thought those tits were real.
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I attempted to watch the first Transformers and couldn't believe how bad it was because her. I got through 20 minutes of it. I guess when you sleep with the director anything is possible!

Erika_Leigh's picture

ewww she really fucked up her mouth. i can't wait til that trout mouth craze goes away. it looks good on NO ONE. ur own lips are the best nature knows what its doing. except in the case of angelina (that was a major fuckup)

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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:12pm.
Her looks are so overrated, not to mention her acting is terrible.
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I think she's a talented actress. I watched her run in Transformers 2, and I almost thought those tits were real.

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Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

Her looks are so overrated, not to mention her acting is terrible. I watched Jennifer Body's and couldn't believe someone would pay her for that mess. If you want looks and talent, try Charlize Theron and Rachel Mcadams. Megan just looks creepy. It's like what Priscilla Presley did with her face.

Could the weird veiny looking think actually be some sort of tape/glue from a wig? Her hair looks as fake as her lips, cheeks, nose, forehead...

I knew she was "vain", but this is ridiculous. pretty soon, the only role she will get is the lead in a live action version of "Stressed Eric".

Dgrin's picture

I had noticed before, this picture is from a few weeks ago you can clearly see some duck lip here but not this mess we were presented today:
http://www.meganfoxfan.org/photos/displayimage.php?pid=11298&fullsize=1

Frybread's picture

All things being equal, a young women will look sexier than an older woman. But in this case, Diane Lane has plastic whore beat hands down. Isn't even close, really. Diane is like 45-50 and way hotter than Megan who's like 22 but looks like a 32-year-old stripper who's been rode hard and put away wet.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

jesus H, her skin looks so taut & bulging...

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

She looks like the androids from the movie Surrogates who have missed maintenance or something.
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On first look, I also thought it was a wax statue. Wow. That's a shame.

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There's a crack in the porcelain.

I thought that was a wax statue. Another in a long list of really bad decisions by a beautiful woman who has absolutely not one bit of talent in her entire body...

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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 3:35pm.

does that answer your question?:
http://www.plasticdesis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/phoebe_scary_eyes...
http://www.dlisted.com/files/ppback1.jpg

don't you get hungry just by looking at her,

Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 6:26pm.

lol, but she does, sad, sad, sad,

Whatever's picture

What the heck is up with that vein? That is really scary looking!

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Submitted by Dgrin on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 3:13pm.
You always have such a way with words!! :)

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At first glance, I actually DID think this was a Madame Tussaud special. I really hope Megan doesn't f-up her God given good looks with unnecessary injections.

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OHPLEAZ's picture

What in the fuck has she done to her face!?!? She looks horrible. She doesn't even look human, her lips and forehead look weird.

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it's nice to know josh brolin continues to get respect and acting jobs even though he beat on diane lane...
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I heart Natalie's picture

Diane Lane is a seriously beautiful woman... I can't hate on that

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I will say something nice though, bitch has pretty skin and is not orange...I like her paleness. I think the greasy orange shit-smear fad is kind of over in general though.

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This woman gets more and more unattractive by the day. She used to be a hot piece but in like, one year in the spotlight, she has destroyed herself. All she needed was a little Restalyne in her lips and she was fine. Whatever else she's been doing to herself has truly put a wrecking ball to her looks. I'm definitely not buying her as a "Hollywood hottie" like they've been pushing her because no lie I saw more naturally pretty girls today at the hick ass mall I went to. Honestly Megan isn't even as hot/as natural as some PORN STARS. And that vein is some Star Trek Next Generation shit for real.

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From Angelina-ish to Octomom-ish in a couple of years... way to go, Brian Austin Green... yeah, I kinda blame him, with her being his meal ticket and all...

Streisand looks good, though

I want to hate but bitch looks fucking gorgeous. In a kind of scary fucked up way, but she looks gorgeous.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

Megan, stop destroying your face. You used to be a natural beauty.

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Diane, you are still gorgeous and way too good for that d-bag. If he ever tries to intimidate you or hit you again I hope you karate kick him right in the face.

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Josh just looks like a nasty person. His eyes. Sure he's good looking but he really has cold eyes.

BarbRA and those fucking nails of hers- Christ. It's all i could see in that Prince of Tides piece of shit she was in. THOSE NAILS constantly flashing around.

LisaRose's picture

Gosh. This really does look like wax with a crack in it. *Shudders*

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Submitted by Dgrin on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 3:23pm.

let's hope this is also partially swelling from a recent filling that will settle in a few months and bitch will get so much shit for doing this that she won't go about for another good decade.

the only person entitled to access face alterations in my book is Phoebe price now she really needs to get back her famous chicken cutlets they have horrible deflated since then and I miss them.
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Wait a minute! All this time I thought Phoebe Price was called 'chicken cutlets' because of her breasts? You mean it was because of her cheek implants?

Dgrin's picture

let's hope this is also partially swelling from a recent filling that will settle in a few months and bitch will get so much shit for doing this that she won't go about for another good decade.

the only person entitled to access face alterations in my book is Phoebe price now she really needs to get back her famous chicken cutlets they have horrible deflated since then and I miss them.

Dgrin's picture

bitch is heading down Heidi Montag road. being 24yo and already looking like a used lubricated ass crust rusty plastic rotting under the sun dildo. Is that the new mid-20s look for hollywood? wait till they reach early-mid-30s there'll be nothing left to do when they'll start really needing this shit by then.

Dgrin's picture

this is sad it almost feels like she just died to me cause this is not the same person she looks like she traded her human face for bloated pig skin. RIP MF.

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She's definitely wearing a wig, or something weird is up with her hairline.

What's with the veins? Is that what happens form plastic surgery or what?

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