And The Contract Renegotiations Begin
Rachel Bilson (that girl from The OC) and Hayden Christensen (the worst actor on this side of the Universe) have decided to sit on opposite sides of the table with their lawyers to try and renegotiate their contract. A source tells UsWeekly that Rachel and Hayden, who got engaged last year, are taking what they are calling a "break." Queef. They call it a "break" we call it sitting in a conference room under fluorescent lighting for a few hours.
Rachel and Hayden's spokesbitches didn't comment on this, because I don't think even they give a dick. But at some event on Wednesday night, UsWeekly noticed that Rachel didn't have her ring on. When they asked her about her wedding plans, she said, "No, no plans. No nothing." The same can be said for her career plans too.
The source went on to say that they are going to take a month off from each other and then revisit the relationship. So basically, she's going to revisit putting her lips on a peen that actually gets hard when she touches it, and he's probably going to do the same. That sounds like a good idea.
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"the same can be said about her career plans" LOL MK!! i mean, what has this chick done other than the OC? i have no idea who she is other than the chick from the OC.
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How many Fruit Stripe gum wrappers did she have to turn in before she got the free jacket?
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Why would you give up three years of your life to fake a relationship? How much was he paying her ass? Summer Roberts needs to marry Seth Cohen.
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he looks like he has no personality...shes too pretty for him, he must have a huge dick, or she doesnt know any better...
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It's a Hudson's Bay Blanket coat and I want want want it
I actually like the style of the coat, although not necessarily the design. What is the style of the coat?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
So basically they are no longer engaged. And no one cares. The end.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
What in Lifesaver hell is this coat all about?!?! If you are shortish, bitches should be going with solids or verticle stripes. Basic Fashion 101 and shit.
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Only you (MK) would find this complex bit of tragic trivia worthy of a big side eye. Trashy Queen... but I digress. lol. love ya to pieces.I do agree with you on the thespianic skills. maybe he could get some work from Chi Chi La rue, or Bel Ami?
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How and why is this girl relevant?
How and why is this girl relevant?
I read: "we are slowly fading into oblivion so we need to get our names back out there. and we are using this boring story because we are boring people and this boring crap is all we could come up with"
ok, I must admit, I loved Summer on the O.C.
*hangs head in shame*
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I don't get how she's supposed to be a fashion icon. It seems like engaged is the new married with celebs. Nobody actually gets married anymore.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:41am.
Ok the stinkyfish jokes are really old. Vaginas do NOT smell like GD fish and if they do, there's a bacterial problem going on and it needs fixed asap. Not all gay men's cocks smell like shit, if they're clean about it and do enemas then there shouldn't be any smell. What if we all ran around the threads calling gay men poopystink or shit dick? There'd be a fucking uproar from hades in this joint. But this mysogynistic shit is allowed to go on and on and on amen. Christ almighty why am I even wasting time addressing this balderdash...fuck it.
Anyfuckingfeduphoo, I still love Hayden. I think he's bi personally. Bilson is so plain jane, I don't understand the attraction. Oh well, I'm just jelliz:D Seriously, I am!
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I get a bi vibe from him too. is being out really a career killer still?
He might be the worst actor in the universe but hes certainly a hot little boy.....
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To all the dumb tricks currently starring in any CW network show (I'm giving the side eye to you, Gossip Twats)………this is your future. Rachel Bilson and Mischa Barton were the "it" girls for a hot minute before thankfully sliding into oblivion. They're at the bottom of the barrel waiting to greet you.
must be a slow news day, all the cracky celebs must be in hiding....
My guess is that they went camping in the Upper Pennisula and nothing puts the kiabash on a wedding then camping, or Michigan for that matter.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Well, at least she still has her awesome Hudson's Bay coat.
lol at "No, no plans. No nothing." The same can be said for her career plans too."
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Ok the stinkyfish jokes are really old. Vaginas do NOT smell like GD fish and if they do, there's a bacterial problem going on and it needs fixed asap. Not all gay men's cocks smell like shit, if they're clean about it and do enemas then there shouldn't be any smell. What if we all ran around the threads calling gay men poopystink or shit dick? There'd be a fucking uproar from hades in this joint. But this mysogynistic shit is allowed to go on and on and on amen. Christ almighty why am I even wasting time addressing this balderdash...fuck it.
Anyfuckingfeduphoo, I still love Hayden. I think he's bi personally. Bilson is so plain jane, I don't understand the attraction. Oh well, I'm just jelliz:D Seriously, I am!
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Rachel's coat is ugly.
Dull and duller.
I do not understand why she continues to get her picture taken... He's still acting, so I get that, but her? I see nothing spectacular or eye catching about this one, i.e., she doesn't dress funny like Chloe Sevigny (which is why I think she continues to have her picture taken) nor does she act in anything. Sorry, but she looks like some of my short, brown-haired friends in high school or something.
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They're gonna take a "month" long break"? I don't agree with "breaks" you're either in or you're out. A break is just an excuse to date other people without feeling fully guilty about it. That way if and when you get back together and the inevitable "remember when you cheated on me?!" argument starts up, one or the other can shout back..."that doesn't count, we were on a break!" Foolishness.
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What makes a couple boring? We don't hear that much about them and that's great, they're not huge attention seekers. But then couples who are huge attention seekers are called fame wh*res so is there actually anything in between or favorable for a couple to be?
He looks like a ragtag homeless who just crawled out from under a bridge abutment, walking that nice lady across the street, hoping for a dollah.
Hayden got fat, these two are losers, nobody cares, love her coat. Yep, that about sums it up.
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I don't know who these people are, but I think she's wearing a Hudson's Bay coat.
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It wasn't his acting that ruined those Star Wars flicks....it was Natalie Portman's!
Seriously...watch her shit...she sucks so hard and not in the good way. She was just plain fucking terrible...like she really didn't want to be doing that shit. Pissed me off.
Carrie Fisher should beat her ass.
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He isnt the worst actor ever, but his Anakin was one of the worst ever performances. Its half down to him and half down to the fact that Lucas cannot write dialogue thats anything but cringy and he is a terrible director.
As for these two as a couple.. Meh..
Yawn.
To be honest, I hate these people just from looking at them. I know their names but that's it.
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LOL@that coat! My grampa tried for YEARS to get me a coat like that - he talked about it all the time but he knew I didn't want it...it was like he was trying to convince me to like it or something. When I was 12 he did the greatest thing; he was hell-bent on getting my that coat custom made and, when he saw my disappointment, he bought me a remote control race track instead. *sigh* I love you, Dad.(that's what I called my Grampa:)
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Nah, this guy isn't as bad as Kristen Stewart, in that he doesn't actually get splinters in your eye when he tries to fake emote. But he's in the top ten definitely.
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You are all forgetting that Paris HIlton tried to act.... so thus making him the 3rd worst actor..
Oh wait I forgot about Jlo and Madonna.... where does that leave him?
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Hayden is cute and I like how he dresses sometimes, hence, the gay rumors. Anyhoot, I remember seeing him in the Star Wars movies and all I kept thinking was how horrible his acting was..not very convincing at all. I'm glad I'm not the only one who picked up on that.
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I'll never forgive these two fools for 'Jumper'. Watching them try to act was tantamount to experiencing erectile dysfunction. For two hours, I keep asking, 'Why is this happening to me?' I felt shame, hopelessness, and despair. It was brutal.
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To be fair, Natalie Portman was far worse than Hayden in the Star Wars movies, so that would make him the SECOND worst actor this side of the Universe. I can't even say "actor" to describe Portman without laughing or rolling my eyes.
These two are cute... hope they work it out, although they look kind of young to be getting married.
Who are these people and why should we care?
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I remember how cute she was when the OC first came out and how she really gave Mischa Barton a run for her money, but man how times have changed.
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Hayden was actually really good in Life as a House and Shattered Glass. Blaming someone for bad acting in a Star Wars movie is hardly fair. It's like saying Shia LaBoeuf is crap based solely on Transformers...Anyway, I also don't think dude is gay either...pretty doesn't always equate to gay. He's just low key, and likes to keep a low profile and work on his farm. I don't know, I feel like he just couldn't care less anymore about Hollywood, and Lucas screwed any chance he had left for a career, so he's probably leaving altogether, and Rachel is still going to keep pimping for her next job...