It's Hard Out There For Lesbians Who Look Like Bieber
A 27-year-old woman named Katie was just trying to enjoy a beer on Saturday night at Mug and Mallet in Ocean City, Maryland when a cop came in and asked her for her government ID. You see, somebody who has obviously never been to Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber placed a call to the police and told them that 16-year-old Justin Bieber was illegally drinking booze at Mug and Mallet. HA! As if that fetus can drink a beer without barfing his head off. I bet Justin Bieber gets drunk when he drinks a Gatorade too fast.
Anyways, Katie tells TMZ that she simply just had to show the cops her ID to prove that she's not a 16-year-old pop star. Or instead of doing that, the cops could've just checked to see if she's wearing Pull-Ups.
While most of us would immediately run into the kitchen and take the sharpest knife to our hair if someone mistook us for The Lesbeaver, Katie just laughed it off. She says it happens to her all the time.
Dumb bitches needs to know that Justin Bieber isn't the first person to have magical bangs that can sweep the nightmares from your head. I'm no historian, but I'm sure Katie conquered that look long before The Lesbeaver. Bitches should be going up to Justin Bieber to ask him "Are you Katie from Ocean City?" Not the other way around.
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At first I parsed the name of the pub as "Mug and Mullet." Which would be the awesomeness that dare not speak its name.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
he looks like a goddamn mushroom.
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
He makes me want to vomit.
vomit! vomit! vomit!
To each their own, but I think Katie should consider a different haircut.
Hey, don't ever think it's easy for a Bieber who looks like a lesbian.
Bitches should be going up to Justin Bieber to ask him "Are you Katie from Ocean City?" Not the other way around.
FAARKING hilarious MK! Call me when your no-no gets too lonely and open to vage.
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Caller: " I'm so depressed, I feel like committing suicide"
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Chick needs to grow her hair out and lose some weight. Laying off the beer would probably help, too.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Babydykes are cool, as for Justin... I'm warming up to him because he looks like a babydyke.
Ew. Tomboy lesbian I can understand, but lesbian that looks like a boy is, well, it looks like the above.
despise the lesbian beaver with all my heart...please let him fall into a vat of hair gel and disappear and take that cunt Kim Kuntassssian with him. I like the female version of him MUCH better.
WTFOMGLOL: LMAO! Exactly!
Or Jimmy McNichol
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IqWOPMHbs0E/SdSys-zFh8I/AAAAAAAACgA/N6HznVQkII...
Or Lance Kerwin:
http://www.celebritynooz.com/images2/lance-kerwin-then.jpg
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
Fuck Yeah! How dare Bieber Baby steal the official lesbian haircut! He has commited a crime, officer!
You know that girl's ex-girlfriend totally set her up. Lesbians are crazy, and I love it.
I'm surprised she didn't beat the cop up for fucking even asking her to show her ID. How dare he interrupt that ho stroll.
God is never the one.- MK
Every time I see that snot nosed little Justin, I think it's Kim Darby as Mattie Ross in True Grit.
http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1307207/article_images/imlo...
I wish some crazed person would run up to this kid and forcefully buzz his head and he'd lose his magical powers of that trademark hair.
And bulletin to all fuck heads who do that 2 fingers sideways pose (in any situation, esp. pictures) you are a fucking loser and will never be cool. Please stop the hand gestures. The only people who have use for it are the crips, bloods and other various gangs who need it to decide whose team you are on and thus decide if they need to kill you. Over and out.
hey i just saw a similar post on some blog
http://rantsthoughtsnotes.blogspot.com/
There must be some serious market research indicating that preteen girls like their teen idols to have ridiculous fucking hair.
This child's hairstyle is obnoxious, but not quite as shit as the styles the boybands were sporting in the mid to late 90's. All of those blokes with their spikes and streaks and poodle curls... Blech.
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oh god that's so true, but at least they were HOT this little shit doesn't even talks like a man... god i really want to go back to the 90's at least in that time people were playing REAL music that really MEANT something...
I'm goin downeeoshin to find me a hot Justin-Bieberish lesbian.
A Hot B more Bitch
There is a lesbian that works at our Local Sweet Tomatoes that looks EXACTLY like him! I was dying to ask for her autograph, but I thought that might be a little mean.
There must be some serious market research indicating that preteen girls like their teen idols to have ridiculous fucking hair.
This child's hairstyle is obnoxious, but not quite as shit as the styles the boybands were sporting in the mid to late 90's. All of those blokes with their spikes and streaks and poodle curls... Blech.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Complete and utter bullshit.
@ sugarfree
Most gay men I know (and I know plenty) are not interested in men who wear make up or look like women. It defeats the point of being attracted to MEN. However, most lesbians I know look and act like men and are attracted to the same, which always blew my mind because isn't the point of being a lesbian being attracted to women and feminity and not to masculinity? to each its own I guess.
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this Beaver (typo and it suits him) kid looks like a younger, skinnier and butcher Zac Efron with less foundation and mascara.
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lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber -- What a cute site. My son isn't a lesbian, but I wish I could send his picture in because he was fully rockin the bieber 'do until about two weeks ago when I sliced off his bangs (kept the power mullet, though. Cutting that would be like shooting Bambi.)
That said, I still don't know who this Bieber kid is.
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I bet she could kick his pansy Canadian ass.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 11:21am.
I'd love to add a "Justin Bieber" category to my lesbian classification system, but I feel it's simply too close to the "Peter Pan" category. :(
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Well, everything needs updating now and then.
I think we should prolly wait to see how long this little shit lasts first...
♥ Threadkilla!
"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
She DOES look like him. Or rather, he does look like her in those pics.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
I'd love to add a "Justin Bieber" category to my lesbian classification system, but I feel it's simply too close to the "Peter Pan" category. :(
I'm sure many of you can relate to this story since you and your moms are all insufferable lesbians.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ha! Can't the real/fake Justin Beaver enjoy a freaking drink without so much drama?
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
"Bitches should be going up to Justin Bieber to ask him 'Are you Katie from Ocean City?' Not the other way around."
As usual, MK hits the nail on the head. Someone should be running up to him with pamphlets for the Lilith Fair and urging him to come to their lesbian festivals and shit. "We can tell you're one of us!!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
now, i have no problem with people's life choices at all, but i cannot understand why lesbians want to look like boys. i get why gay men want to wear makeup and look pretty but why would a girl want to look like a lumberjack?
|They're all over my town! They're multiplying! Someone must stop these Lesbians that look like Bieber! It's almost time for Pride!
♥ Threadkilla!
"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
I don't understand why all of them look like that. Seriously.. BE A GIRL.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
fuzzyslippers, he said that Mariah was past her peak and should stop making music. Now, although I agree she is past her peak, she has been around for 20 years, while this kid has been around for 20 weeks. Let's see where you are in 20 years, you fucking douchebag.
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"Bitch, you- me - bridge, ain't never gonna motherfuckin happen"
-Lafayette "True Blood"
Going by the book, The History of Lesbian Hair by Mary Duggar, I'm going to go with "The Beiber" cut being a modified version of the old "Joan Jett", which comes from the "PE Teacher" cut that grew out of the "The Tennis Pro" cut. That Beiber kid is a pint-sized cup of useeless.
Any self-respecting person would take offense at
being mistaken for that hideous creature.
What is it with this army of lesbian clones? Why do all of them want to look the same with that stupid haircut, baggy clothes and tattoos?
That said, if I were Ellen Page I'd sue the shit out of this fetus for copyright infringement. There can only be one canadian lezzie in show business at a time.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Courtney Love needs to kick this kid's ass
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Dude, I was in OCMD this past weekend! And I used to work at Mug & Mallet back in '04. Only for 3 days though cause it's a shithole. Craziness!!
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
he needs an alien anal probe
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 10:48am.
I can't wait until this brat fades into obscurity. His comment regarding Mariah Carey from months ago STILL pisses me off. Little shit.
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What did he say about her? Was it bad?
PS. If it was bad, he was probably just cranky because he missed naptime.
I can't wait until this brat fades into obscurity. His comment regarding Mariah Carey from months ago STILL pisses me off. Little shit.
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"Bitch, you- me - bridge, ain't never gonna motherfuckin happen"
-Lafayette "True Blood"
When is Ellen Page gonna star in the Justin Bieber bio-pic?
i thought that was rosie o'donnel HS photo or some shit like that
justin bobblehead kid makes me wanna go violent on his ass
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
"Bitches should be going up to Justin Bieber to ask him "Are you Katie from Ocean City?" Not the other way around."
YES, MK! Nobody should know who this clown is and might I add a LOL @ Pull Ups.
Shit how embarrassing! That some people think Justin Bieber looks like a lesbian. It's ok, because yesterday my boss asked me if I liked men or women because some how not liking kids or not wanting kids, makes you a lesbian? haha.
That's some funny shit.
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