"Barbie Pussy" Would've Been A Better Name
Scientists and doctors confirm that two full straight out with Courtney Love will leave your brain damaged beyond repair, and my two semi-working brain cells are already searching for the exit so I think I'll stay away from her Behind the Music which airs this Monday. But I did manage to get through this preview without my medulla oblongata filing for emancipation, but I'm sure it came close.
This mess is like Courtney's Facebook rants come to life. While watching it I felt like I was a 10-year-old runaway sitting in a darkened freight train headed towards Texas and listening to some crazed hobo rattle on about how he used to be a big time rock star back in the day before the dragon got a hold of his soul.
If it's way too early for you to see Courtney in moving picture form, I've written up some of her best quotes below. The crackie does know how to spit out a quote for the ages:
"I get this shit, because I'm the only fucking chick standing. And I'm a crazy bitch, and I'm a widow. And it makes me sick. It's fucking pathetic. Stop it, or I'll fucking kill you!""They begged me to get an abortion. I knew full well that my zygote was fine. Full fucking well, so I was like suck it."
"Don't call your band Nine Inch Nails if you've got a three inch one. My band is called Hole. It's not called Little Hole. It's not called Big Hole. It's not called Flapping Noni. It's not called Teeny Rose Bud. It's not called Barbie Pussy. It's called Hole."
"I was asking someone, Why does Rohypnol have such a bad rap? And they said, 'Well, memory loss.' Well, that's what happens when I meet someone and I don't know if I hate them, like them, or what. But I know it's something... Did I fuck 'em? I don't know."
Barbie Pussy. I mean, what else needs to be said?
via Popbytes
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"fuckedupedness"
I love that word!
ever since I saw her on the ROAST of Pam Anderson she really won me over cause she was fucked up as shit but still able to maintain an entertaining train wreck show.
She just gets crazier and crazier with each passing day, doesn't she?
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Courtney Love is nothing so ordinary as a bitch. She is a cast-iron cunt who has been going mad ever since her first trip to juvie-which probably happened the day after she finished kindergarten . LMAO at the way she described "my band",because creative vulgarity is funny and Hole isn't CL's band,it's the MUSICIANS' band. Isn't that why she was booted from Babes in Toyland?
Has anyone else ever read the essay CL wrote for BUST magazine?
Yeah, she's kooky as hell but ya gotta love "Live Through This" even if she didn't write the songs herself. And, yeah, the bitch can turn a funny phrase. She's got balls, bless her.
Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 9:26am.
WOW. Bitch is wacked. The problem is we live in a world where someone like Courtney Love can procreate, and we all just look away.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 4:56pm.
Just like Priscilla Presley and Yoko Ono. CL will fuck everything til she dies but never remarry.
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"The only chick standing".... please bitch. She was never even considered particularly talented, just a hanger-on who was able to get music written for her. She's hardly top-tier or even second-tier rocker chick. Kurt wouldn't even be married to her if he were alive today, so she needs to stop with that widow crap. I guarantee she'll never marry again just so she can always be "Kurt Cobain's widow". She rode his coattails while he was alive and now she's going to milk it until her last day.
Ahhhaha... oh my god... Flapping Noni. Yes!
And I can't believe some of you think she's intelligent. For some reason sheer ignorance plus blind delusional arrogance somehow equals smart to some people (see Sarah Palin). It is the weirdest freaking thing. It's some sort of illusion that works on some.
Considering her late husband and the dude from Smashing Pumpkins literally wrote all her music for her she surely does suffer from delusions of grandeur.
MARLO THOMAS!!!!
Damn, they are like separated at birth!
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
aah, my new siggie.
thanks, courtney!
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
She looks good, so I think maybe its a prosthetic mask or a balloon of restylane.
Ok here she looks different AGAIN!! I swear every time I see a picture of her she looks different smoetimes fat sometimes thin sometimes almost pertty somtimes like a hag.
Is she clones?!?!?!
Really? Not as stupid as someone who can't separate personality characteristics from intelligence....ya really think that bitch has stuck around as long as she has because she's dumb? Crazy as hell, but not dumb.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by viridian on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 1:12pm.
Totally fucking batshit....but I love Courtney Love! Hey, at least she's SMART.......crazy, yes, but smart
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Just wondering how stupid someone needs to be such that Courtney Love appears smart to them.
I do have to say that the latest facework she has had makes her look better...more like the original Courtney.
She looks sober, but just a wee bit crazy...
i know she's crazy..i know she's annoying and i don't see why she has to name drop all the time, that's probably THE most annoying thing about her...but i kind of like her in some weird messed up way, and i do feel bad for her when she was at that pamela anderson roast everyone HATED her there..yeah she was fucked up and kept denying it, but jeez. fucked up bitches need to have some fun too
Say what you will about Court BUT she's got some pretty good plastic surgery going on there. She should write a filthy tell all book 'bout her experiences in the music industry.
whatever, she's crazy. but that barbie pussy shit is priceless. PRICELESS.
"...My band is called Hole. It's not called Little Hole. It's not called Big Hole. It's not called Flapping Noni. It's not called Teeny Rose Bud. It's not called Barbie Pussy. It's called Hole..." is my new ringtone.
Why hasn't anyone Baker Acted Love in all her years as a crazy person? "Live Through This" is a great album but Courtney keeps getting sicker and sicker.
Submitted by viridian on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 1:12pm.
Totally fucking batshit....but I love Courtney Love! Hey, at least she's SMART.......crazy, yes, but smart
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Just wondering how stupid someone needs to be such that Courtney Love appears smart to them.
Flapping noni.
SMFH
I had to stop when she stated that "Everyone in the world was picking on me".
Such grandiose delusions. Oh, and if she hadn't said, "We'll be bigger than Sonic Youth, but not Jane's Addiction", and instead included that they'd be bigger than the Beatles, "that's where we'd be now", because "the gods were listening".
Yeah, Cort. That's what happened. She wears me out with her fuckedupedness.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Totally fucking batshit....but I love Courtney Love! Hey, at least she's SMART.......crazy, yes, but smart and entertaining.......and she almost had that tear she was working for, almost....but then she just doesn't mind being a bitch! Ahhhh, much better, you were scaring me there for a minute Court.
What else needs to be said, MK? How about starting with "Flapping Noni"? I am praying that some celebrity couple, with the requisite feelings of over the friggin' moon with joy and anticipation, names their new baby friend Flapping Noni. I nominate Jason Lee to knock up his woman and name the child Flapping Noni because he clearly has the balls to toss out a super weird baby name.
Flapping Noni, Flapping Noni, Flapping Noni...just saying it is fun!
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9 inch is the lenght of the nails used to seal coffins. But Court's theory is way more interesting.
Ohhhhhhh....I am SO watching this!!! I really do think that Courtney is smart, she's just insane. Like...completely insane.
i am so watching this wreck...isn't that the point of "behind the music"...
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conscience off...dick on...
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 9:56am.
Yeah, wtf? Beyoncé?
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Jeez, doesn't this chick have *any* friends or family that care about her? She needs to be committed, or go to rehab or something--you can't tell me that's the speech of a sane and healthy person. I suppose once Frances turns 18, she'll have to be the one keeping things in order, cause her mom sure can't.
I love this fucking bitch.
She's such a fake intellectual...
All I hear when she opens her fugly pie hole is that "WAA WAA WAA WAA" Sound from the Charlie Brown cartoons when the parents were speaking.
She just will never accept that her verbal ramblings are interesting to no one but her.
SAVE FRANCES BEAN!!!!!!!!!!
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
crazy, yes. new album, meh. but she is one hell of a bitch. it takes balls to make the kind of moves and say the kind of things she does in public, and not apologize for who the fuck you are. and when she focuses, she makes great music. i'll be watching every minute <3
my heart is made of mush because i kinda felt bad for her when she teared up talking about how she's hated. or maybe it was the smoke coming from her crack pipe...
Sorry but those quotes are hot as fucking hell! She's a funny bitch! :D
Wow, she really doesn't like Trent Reznor does she?
This woman is 5150.
BAHAHA. She's nuts, but that was funny as hell
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
lmao @ the three inch nails comment
she's still bitter about that shit?
http://www.bringmitricehome.org/
say something nice...*thinking*
well, she IS entertaining and doesn't give the same canned answers. there's that.
Does she even realize that the only reason she’s on Behind the Music is so we can all laugh at her? No one gives a shit how she justifies her behavior. The bottom line is that she lost custody of her only child, and she’s not doing a damn thing about it.
Courtney really needs to O.D.
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"Bitch, you- me - bridge, ain't never gonna motherfuckin happen"
-Lafayette "True Blood"
I must say I really hope that her kid writes a book because I will be the first in line to buy that shit!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Poor Bean, it just doesn't stop with her mom.
Are Lindsay Lohan and Courtney every in the same place at the same time?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
We should canonize Frances Bean. If she could live most of her life with this batshit crazy hag for a mother and turn out sane and normal, she must be something special.
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 9:51am.
"Don't call your band Nine Inch Nails if you've got a three inch one."
It's pretty funny I have to admit. A sharp joke in the middle of those mumblings.
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She has said that before about Trent Reznor. It is pretty funny.
OTOH, she's even crazier than my mother-in-law's mother. And that says something.
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