"Barbie Pussy" Would've Been A Better Name
Scientists and doctors confirm that two full straight out with Courtney Love will leave your brain damaged beyond repair, and my two semi-working brain cells are already searching for the exit so I think I'll stay away from her Behind the Music which airs this Monday. But I did manage to get through this preview without my medulla oblongata filing for emancipation, but I'm sure it came close.
This mess is like Courtney's Facebook rants come to life. While watching it I felt like I was a 10-year-old runaway sitting in a darkened freight train headed towards Texas and listening to some crazed hobo rattle on about how he used to be a big time rock star back in the day before the dragon got a hold of his soul.
If it's way too early for you to see Courtney in moving picture form, I've written up some of her best quotes below. The crackie does know how to spit out a quote for the ages:
"I get this shit, because I'm the only fucking chick standing. And I'm a crazy bitch, and I'm a widow. And it makes me sick. It's fucking pathetic. Stop it, or I'll fucking kill you!"
"They begged me to get an abortion. I knew full well that my zygote was fine. Full fucking well, so I was like suck it."
"Don't call your band Nine Inch Nails if you've got a three inch one. My band is called Hole. It's not called Little Hole. It's not called Big Hole. It's not called Flapping Noni. It's not called Teeny Rose Bud. It's not called Barbie Pussy. It's called Hole."
"I was asking someone, Why does Rohypnol have such a bad rap? And they said, 'Well, memory loss.' Well, that's what happens when I meet someone and I don't know if I hate them, like them, or what. But I know it's something... Did I fuck 'em? I don't know."
Barbie Pussy. I mean, what else needs to be said?