So That's Why They Lost
Right before Australia's World Cup match against Germany, John Travolta tried to boost their morale by farting out a few bars of "You're the One That I Want." The second hand embarrassment the players suffered fucked them up so bad that they lost to Germany, 4 to shit. They will never be the same again.
Why, John, why?! Now the Australian players will NEVER let you into the locker room so that you can sit on a pile of their dirty jock straps while watching them shower.