What Exactly Is Going On Here?
Every time somebody whispers that JLo and Skeletor are now members of Tommy Girl's Church of Anti-Glibness, she gets her assistants to use both of their hands to pull her ass cheeks apart so that she can fart on that rumor. But I'm not sure if I'm buying JLo's denials anymore, because what are those thought-stealing nodes she wore on her body to the Hope Gala in NYC last night? SCIENTOLOGY PROBES (those two words together makes Tommy Girl drip from all his orifices every time) that's what those are!
But seriously, you might be wondering why (probably not) JLo isn't screaming in pain from those rings digging into her flesh. Eh. JLo stopped feeling pain along time ago. It's obvious since she's the only one who isn't trying to dig out her ear drums with her bare fingers whenever her songs come on. JLo feels no pain.
Here's more of JLo with Skeletor at last night's charity thing along with Selita Ebanks, Matthew McConaughey with Ms. Hair Iz Important, Jill Zarin with Grandma Wrinkles' oil applier, Kathy Griffin and Giant Snooki.
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J.Lo, time for your career to release a sex tape
wonder how their herion battle is going...nothing like closet addicts..who try to act normal
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Camila Alves' accent drives me up the wall. This is why I cannot watch that haircutting show. Water bottle sounds like "Wadda bahdow". Seeing pictures of her and Matthew together, having no clue she was Brazilian, I figured she probably just had a regular calm voice and a midwestern non-accent or something. Ugh, so wrong.
I just hate the way Lopez always walks around like she is some huge star. What has she ever done that is any good except for that Selena movie? Nothing...
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That dress on that body looks like a long, flowing, ca-ca filled diaper.
Tacky dress.
WTF?! That is the most fugly dress Ive seen in a long, long time...come on J=LO did you want that to look like piercings? That had to be very uncomfortable when you sat down with those points poking in your tummy? Or did you stand all nite.
Even the Housewife Whores looked really nice and classy, and ghetto queens of all ghetto queens Wendy Williams even looked nicer, wig and all.
WTF? I am in total hate w/ J=LO now, for a while actually.
Sad, very sad, with all the money she has, it's sad.
Looks like toilet paper
Lately JLo has that glazed "u can't touch this" scientology look in her eyes. Let's just hope she doesn't take on a droopy "what the hell have I gotten myself into" posture like you know who...
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*DEAD* at Giant Snooki
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 11:10am.
Valentino calls this dress "Tangled in a Shower Curtain."
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Ha! Yes! Right before he threw it in the trash!
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J-lo's dress looks like it's attacking her...I don't blame it
Well at least Jho has stopped doing that ridiculous sexy face that she used to do-the dress is not flattering but she doesnt appear to be wearing 50llbs of makeup like she normaly does...
Her major problem seems to be that she will literally show up to the opening of a paper bag nowadays because shes so desperate.
Sit at home JHO-give us all a break and let Skeletor-the talented one in the family bring home the bacon......
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Somebody please remind me of why I'm supposed to think Matthew McConaughey is hot? He makes shit movies with other forgettable people, reportedly takes pride in his B.O., and carries a discharge cup for his chawspit. How'd they get him to wear a shirt to this event anyway? Promise him new bongos or something? Whoever said F-list was right on the money.
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I just got a dress that may require some "fashion tape" hmmm the shit we do.
Jeez, McCaughnahoweveryouspellit is looking BEAT. Methinks he will not age well.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 12:55pm.
Yeah but the whole point is to wear something uncomfortable so you'll look GOOD, right?
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everyone except for Kathy Griffin looks F list to me...Jello and Skeletor are annoying as usual...Wendy looks like a basketball player, and speaking of Housesluts or the REal Housesluts...pardon me, but I watched a few minutes of that tragic show...now in JOisey, and could these assholes be more transparent...you can tell they are trying to make Danielle (the plastic fantastic slut who has her slut movie out now)...they are desperately trying to make her appear sexy...major fail...all her new "friends" look like they were paid to hang out with her and compliment her...and it is so scripted. The fat obnoxious redhead "tik as tieves", the cro-magnon who is broke but won't admit it, and the brunette who secretly wants to be a slut (Jacqueline) that is why she is obsessed with the real slut....I really hate these heinas...but yet I keep watching...what is really up with that!
We've all worn uncomfortable things in order to look good, amirite ladies?
But she looks the fool.
Ben Affleck dodged a bullet there, didn't he?
So ... In that photo with JLo and Mark Anthony walking ... did he rip his pants or something?
I hate Mark Anthony i want to say marc antony every time i see his name. And he played a douche in the flick 'Man on Fire' prob a lot like his real persona. TAKE OFF THE FUCKING GLASSES ALREADY! God. It looks like he is trying too hard. Does anyone listen to his music? Anyone? That one song i heard on the radio back when i used to listen to it... wtf why is he loaded?
ALMOST the best I have ever seen Kathy Griffin looks...but oh those hideous shoes. For her this is still an A!
Kathy Griffin is looking good!
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Hate to say this but when Kathy Griffin is looking hotter than JLo. Then it's time to give it up JLo
What is with Wendy Wiliam's foot? Does she have a big corn on her foot. Gross! I can't stand her cause she's a old hag who is totally clueless.
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I still can't get past McCaughnagay bringing that cup. I mean, can't you go just one hour without dipping? EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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McConagay's beard is terribly unattractive but she's finding reality tv work for birthing two babies. That's nice for her.
On a fitter less flabby woman, that dress might look great. On Jelo it looks like both it and her are in pain. Her ass looks huge, her tits are sagging, the color is terrible with her skin, and the fact that it's digging into her tum makes her look FAT.
Skeletor must have dined on fresh virgins' blood before the show because he actually looks semialive.
Wendy Williams looks huge. How tall is she?!
McConnegay and his girlfriend look horrible. He looks old and she looks like she's been crying. Split?
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Now that JLo's no longer A list she's been working hard to regain her relevance.
That dress isn't helping matters. What happened to her team of people?
I know she tried to sue Benny Medina, but she sued her back and won.
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How tall is Wedy Williams 18'-1/2 feet?
Wendy Williams is another person I see and think, "Why do I know who this person is?"
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Wendy's hair looks real in comparison to Jennifer's hair.
Selita is awesome.
Who are the random ugly white women?
Dress looks like it was made of toilet paper...kinda fugly. Just like JLo's diarrhea face.
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Judging from the pic of Dina and Jill, she's the one that's been having Teresa and Dina queef to the press that she's a great person and Bethenny's the devil? Stupid cunt. I knew Bethenny was right. She's moved on from getting everyone on her show to hate Bethenny, to getting other series against her.
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what that dress needs is a little spunk to it...it's missing the most important accessory...it's all lonely and shit...needs CACA!
*flings poo at Jlo's dress*
Coma Caca!
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wendy williams looks like she's about to tip over.
i still think matthew and sandra bullock made a cute pair.
That's one ugly dress.
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Ugh look at Jlo all grumpy cuz she knows she looks fug as all hell plus she gotta bang Marc Anthony's sharp pelvic bones.
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Ugh why did I click on that pick of Maconagay? Him and Skelator were obvs competing for scariest ghoul.
who is giant snooki?
Coma Caca!
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I agree. 75% of the time JLo looks like crap on the red carpet. Then you get shots like the ones from yesterday where she looks great. It's hit or miss (but mostly miss) with her.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 11:14am.
Not only the dress is an awful contraption, looks like she's wrapped in a hundred rolls of wet toilet paper, but JLo herself looks horrible. What a difference from her yesterday's photos in a short bronze dress. Yesterday she looked fabulous, glowing and 30 lbs thinner.
She shouldn't wear white, it's not her color, makes her old, washed out and heavy, and I think the "Greek goddess" look she's channeling is not working for her.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 11:10am.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 11:06am.
*Sigh* You just made me day with your comment. Hilarious! Girl should take Spanish lessons from Skeletor, gotdang.
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I guess you haven't hear what she said about that. She and Skeletor only speak english among them because it's their first language. Whenever somebody asks her something about her heritage, she acts like it's something to be embarrassed about.
Back when she was dating Affleck, who's fluent in spanish, somebody asked him if she taught him the language. He said that it was actually the other way around because hers was very poor.
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Is it bad that I kinda love Dina from RHONJ and that I love that dress she has on?
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Those shits are DIGGING into her stomach. She can't even pretend like thats comfortable. Her and Mariah are cut from the same cloth fashion wise. No matter how old or out of shape they get, they're still going to be prancing around in the tightest, most redick, made for a 20 year old type shit. Its funny to see though
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DListers galore. Man J.Lo and Marc better step up their game and step away from dlisters like those there. They are slipping badly