Megan Fox Might Become Mrs. David Silver
UsWeekly is saying that while prolific philosopher Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were vacationing in Hawaii a couple of weeks ago, he got down on one knee in the sand, pulled out an engagement ring and sang "Be, be, be my love....oh-ooooooooooh" to her. Brian was so lost in his own sweet sweet groove that he accidentally dropped the ring in the sand and lost it. You know the ring saw Megan Fox's face and immediately quit that bitch, because it didn't want to be attached to her for the next few months. Truthery.
A source says that staff from the hotel spent their precious time trying to look for the ring. The source went on to say, "I saw her jumping up and down. Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand. Security and maintenance staff spent a couple of hours looking for it. No one found it."
That's because there was no ring in the first place. Brian Austin Green faked that bitch out. Dude pulled a "Oh, here's a 10-carat diamond ring for you....Woops....I dropped it...Oh no...I spent all my money on that so now I have to buy you something from Zales" shit! Dude might be more of a genius than her if you can believe that.
UPDATE: Megan's rep tells People that it is true, she's engaged. Try not to care too much.
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We can mock, but they're a couple who actually look genuinely as though they enjoy each other's company (for now, at least) and aren't just in it for show. It won't last - nothing does in Hollywood - but I wish them luck. Neither of them seems evil.
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Not going to last. She looked svelte in Transformers (1) and it was great (http://shenpawarrior.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/mf2.jpg ), but this look is NOT good.
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This bitch looks like she hasn't eaten in weeks. It's one thing to be thin, and it's a whole other thing to be starving. Too far, bitch.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
There is nothing hot or sexy about either of these two dried up, scrawny dimwits. Megan used to be kind of sexy but she's now too skinny and has droopy, skinny titties.
GO DAVID SILVER!!
Just think, he was forced to be with tranny Aaron Spelling for years on 90210, was the butt of jokes with "cool" guys Dylan, Brandon and Steve...
AND NOW THEY ARE ALL MARRIED TO COMPLETE NOBODIES AND HE IS MARRYING MEGAN FOX!
Not so instant karma's gonna getcha!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
ubmitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 11:07am.
heart-wrenchingly beautiful Tori Spelling was then
Cowjam, please put your glasses on.
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Seriously. And congrats to Professor Fox; may she regale us with more pearls of mind-boggling wisdom for at least as long as it takes Hollywood to churn out a more unintentionally hilarious ho with porn star looks & A-list delusions.
They are both extremely dirty looking :(
Submitted by julesinSD on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 10:18am.
“I have 3 jules... and you can kiss my trashy ass.”
Once reserved for inmates and sailors - the losers with low self esteem think it's cool to have Needles injected with ink drug through one's skin by some dude in a skanky Tattoo shop - that's intelligent.
Yep, enjoy that 20K a year for life. Losers get tattoos.
Trash get's tattoos and society treats them accordingly.
Women with tattoo's are stupid - and they look like whores - and yes, the only purpose of the lower back tattoo is to give the skanky guy something to look at while he's fucking you doggie style.
Yep, you're WHORES if you have them.
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You're an idiot. I have three (two of my children's names in Japanese,not trashy the last time I checked), and not only am I *gasp* gainfully employed and not trashy, I'm also *double gasp* not a whore. Must be nice to be so judgemental.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
I'd be happy for them if I wasn't so bitter about the whole matrimony thing.
They do seem to love each other, so I hope they last.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Shes been with him since she was 18?!
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LMFAO Zales...the best place to get a 10carat diamond. Simply flawless darling. By the way that diamond was a "D" grade, that's how grand it was, oh the sand, reminds me of Titanic Heart of the Ocean, will it ever be found?
They're an attractive couple and for Hollywood standards, this seems genuine. I wish them well...
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 12:57pm.
Who gives a shit? Besides, they'll be broken up in a month.
He must have a giant penis for her to forgo all the publicity she could get from dating someone famous.
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Um, he's reported to have a huge dick. MK used to post about it in the "Big Ones" category, although there were never any pictures of this Loch Ness trouser snake. Megan evidently likes to sit and spin.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
good for her... I feel bad for him
OH haaiiii DWM and EC!
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ZALES!!! har har
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
So has Brian actually set a date or did he just give her the ring again? Or neither? Methinks if he really wanted to marry Megan, he would've by now.
Do men find that body attractive? It looks so icky to me tho I am starting to like Megan more and more as a person. Best bod in Hollywood in my opinion: Jordin Sparks. :)
Who gives a shit? Besides, they'll be broken up in a month.
He must have a giant penis for her to forgo all the publicity she could get from dating someone famous. Since y'know she won't get any pblicity for her talents.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I hate people that make hotel staff look for their stuff. They didn't find it because there wasn't one!
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
LOL at MK; I'd forgot all about that horrible song and his ooohs (more like "uuughs")...there's a video out there where he does that over and over again...must find it now...FOUND IT!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQU7HRJWS1s&NR=1
Horrible vid but I love it
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Who gives a fuck one minute they are engaged the next they arent! SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT!!!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 12:14pm.
Let me guess. English is your third language.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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Per People, her rep confirmed she is engaged; congrats I guess? I think they kinda deserve each other...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
It disturbs as that DOG has such an unhappy life!
This is why she loves him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EY4ZqQ4L18&feature=related
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
This is all PR bullshit. Time will prove that MF is a flash in the pan. Time will prove that BAG has used up his 15 minutes of fame.
She's bionic due to cosmetic surgery. He's not that good looking. The tattoos prove that they don't have much respect for themselves.
Perhaps he should get a repro of "Red Dragon" on his back?
I thought they were already engaged? Oh well, story was worth reading just for the link to 'David Silver' singing. Sometimes I forget the true awesomeness that was the original 90210. Lol
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Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 and a half years. I'm no dummy.
Later that evening when Megan and Brian were doing back to back triathlons they looked at each other and wondered out aloud if the fact that Megan had dropped the ring into the sand somewhere was an omen to come.
For a moment they looked into the great blue skies, summonsed the lord Zola (a special triathlon god that HOLLYWOOD people prey to) and asked him if it was indeed an omen. For a moment nothing happened, but that’s when out of the corner of his eye whilst Brian went down to do a quick push up he came across a Coca Coal can. So now next time you look at Megan’s finger you will know like us that shiny red object is what true love is.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/the-world-is-scrambling-to-locat...
Did anyone else read the comments on youtube? They had me rolling. David really did sound like Cartman.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 11:14am.
ahahahahahahaha! As always, perfection!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
DWM, don't let him know about your credit card debt. He will be so upset
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 11:07am.
heart-wrenchingly beautiful Tori Spelling was then
Cowjam, please put your glasses on
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I'd be leaning towards "gut-churningly", "lunch-losingly", or "gag reflex-inducingly".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Tori Spelling has always looked like a mongoloid.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 11:11am.
Marvin has been on the couch for weeks.. he kept telling me to cook him dinner and rub his feet.
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Um, hate to tell ya but I just saw him down at KFC begging for wings.
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Marvin has been on the couch for weeks.. he kept telling me to cook him dinner and rub his feet.
(among other things)
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I just love those videos where some lame-ass performance is going on and we keep seeing reaction shots of audience members 'grooving' to the music. This was as le bad as it gets.
They must have given him estrogen shots to get that whispery voice, and the over, over, over-done reverb really works as an overdub to outdoor singing.
heart-wrenchingly beautiful Tori Spelling was then
Cowjam, please put your glasses on
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
ahahaha this whole post is hillarious.
"prolific philosopher Megan Fox "
Coma Caca!
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She may be dumb as a rock, but they have been together for a long time, so I will give her points for loyalty. The most disturbing thing about that video was how heart-wrenchingly beautiful Tori Spelling was then, compared to that horrible picture of her below. Truly sad and scary.
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 10:46am.
I bet the douche blames Megan for losing it.
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He probably spent the last of his unemployment check on it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I bet the douche blames Megan for losing it.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 10:29am.
David is an obvious homosexual but rather hot.
Are there any nude photos?
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You know you're a flaming asshole, right?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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I thought these two were already engaged????
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 10:37am.
Marvin is not gonna like this AT ALL, missy!
*Carebear stares at tattoos*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
julesinSD, please, keep those comments coming. they are hilarious.
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