Tuesday, June 15th 2010

Megan Fox Honors Mickey Rourke With A Tattoo

Both Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke have already creamed at the mouth about how much they loved working with each other on the movie Passion Play. Well, Megan was so touched by Mickey that she honored him by getting a tattoo across her ribs.

Megan explains to MTV, "Mickey is such a beautiful, wonderful human being. He's so genuine and so sweet and so talented. I just love him to death. I kept telling him that he needs to have kids, because I think he's going to be an amazing dad. I hope he does that soon. actually got a tattoo that is sort of in honor of him. It's on my ribs. I don't know if it's been photographed yet, but it'll come out eventually, I'm sure. I just love him very much and think he's very special."

No, the tattoo is not of a popped hemorrhoid with eyes. It's the Nietzsche quote: "Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record.

But seriously, in a coffin somewhere Nietzsche's skeleton is smiling, because he was always told as a young man that one day one of his quotes would be important enough to be etched into the body of a ho who would probably be working the morning shift at a Hooters in Tennessee if Michael Bay wasn't a horny douchebag. And that day has finally come! Nietzsche, you've finally made it!

And I give Megan's tattoo 4 out of 5 Sad Lokis:

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Migraineuse's picture

Pretentious ho.

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GrlBhvingBadly's picture

Does she even know who Nietzsche is?

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justincase's picture

Mickey Rourke should not have kids, thank you very much. Surely his pack of tiny dogs is responsibility enough for his punch drunk self. Of course he probably knows that already and Megan Fox is inappropriate to the shallow depths of her soul. She reminds me of Bombshit with the nonsense ramblings and non sequiturs.

On her back is The Battle of Waterloo/
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too

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jussayin's picture

cosign with her tats are dumb!

and I have 5 of my own...but her tats are unflattering and ill placed.

even Rihanna's tats look better.... *oooh*

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Trash! I swear... Angie Holie, this bitch, and Octomom are triplets seperated at birth. Gross. All of 'em.
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Infamous's picture

Whenever Megan does an interview or speaks someone needs to type a cliff notes version!

I never understand what the f*ck she is saying!

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boomsy's picture

Maybe I'm a bit slow; can someone PLEASE explain to me what that quote has to do with Mickey Rourke?

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Whatever's picture

Inking words of wisdom on one's skin does not make that person wise. Dumb bunny.

P.T.Bull's picture

I am seeing some 5-head action there. Heading to a 10-head? Now that would be depressing for a young starlett who has just torpedoed her career.

copacabanagirl's picture

I came across her place on RealEStalker...(nice, nice, nice)

http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2010/01/megan-fox-gets-new-house.html

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babybunny's picture

Loki is too good for her...Loki go bless another slut..not this stupid vapid one.

ballerineboheme's picture

Where are her P.R. people?!? Why are they still letting bootleg Angelina give comments?

abbizmal's picture

She must not have been in the water long because the water didn't wash away the Sharpie scribblings on her side. Oh wait, is that the tattoo? Nevermind. :D

chinlee3's picture

@P.T.Bull

Huzzah!!! I'm waiting for the "I am a member of Mensa" spin on her IQ. Fake of course just like Sharon Stone.

Zappy's picture

@ P.T.Bull...

*nods head in agreement*

I used to think I was profound, but the truth was I was profoundly drunk.

P.T.Bull's picture

Its like some gal tatoos the sports page on her back so the guys have something to read while they ream her...

I can imagine some tatoos being erotic, but not the Toastmaster's guide to famous sayings...

P.T.Bull's picture

Don't get my hopes up, the world is not that just...

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Submitted by borg queen on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 12:02pm.
On the upside, Piggez Hilton may go to jail for child porn.

P.T.Bull's picture

The pretentious and affected attempts to tatoo wisdom quotes on one's hide must surely lead to regrets later in life.

Things I thought were profound when I was 20 now seem pretty damn silly--and that Nietzsce quote would definitely fall in that category.

Confession: I had printed the words from a zeppelin song: "upon us all some rain must fall" and had it on my bedroom wall when I was in high school. Glad I don't see that every time I take my shirt off--though what I do see is not much better...

Having said that, The Rain Song still holds up pretty well.

Didn't she learn from jolie that becoming a walking book looks bad...

chinlee3's picture

What hubris this pretender has. Who will she pay homage to next? And with what profound quote? How bout to herself and her acting skills, and quote Goebbels.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."

And lastly, what will all this text read when she gets old and gains 100 pounds???

RoadDogXXIV's picture

Fuck this, I'm over her. I really wish she'd die in a train accident. This girl is one of the most despicable women in human history. She picks on everyone and makes them feel like shit. She needs a good knife to the throat and a toss out of the Empire State Building.

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Submitted by borg queen on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 12:14pm.
Is it me or is her hairline receding?
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Good eye. There was a recent blind about an actress losing her hair.

119. BLIND GOSSIP 06/09
This movie actress is known for her beauty: piercing eyes, full lips, shapely legs, gorgeous hair. Oh, wait. Better scratch that last one off the list. She has been dieting so strictly that her hair has started falling out in clumps. She has a new project filming soon, so she’s been trying out hair extensions. We’re sure she’ll credit the extensions for the sudden increase in length, but when you see her, you’ll know that longer hair wasn’t the motivating factor for her new hairdo. (Megan Fox)
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She's starting to develop a ten-head just like Angie Jo.

I lost 17 pounds (not by choice) and thankfully none of my hair fell out!

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megank's picture

Is she that narcissistic where she thinks this honors him? What a moron.

harveyprice's picture

Full disclosure: I have thumbs like this ho-bag. (*quickly hides thumbs in palms of hands*)

God is never the one.- MK

Loki looks like he was getting ready to scoot his ass across the rug in that picture.

TheBreakdown's picture

Whatever.

Hometrick is just trying to keep her name in the papers until that future flop "Jonah Hex" rears its foul odor.

Stick a fork in her (or whatever dildo-shaped object you have on your person, cuz this ho is D-O-N-E!

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Forget the tattoos. I want to see the Fox-Palin lesbo sex tape!!!

Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

She looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein in that banner pic. She must have had a lot of work done already at such a young age. Looks like cheek implants and botox galore amongst a lot of other things.

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MyFingersHurt's picture

I love tattoos when done in a unique & classy way, but I hate Megan's. (And classy doesn't necessarily mean hidden because I think chicks with sleeves are hot.) Hers are just fucking stupid, though. That Marilyn one? Ugh! Epic fail.

I hate how she thinks she's so deep & smart. She's a moron who can't act for shit, and I think she is constantly thinking all day "I'm so hot. Oh, my god. I'm so hot. How did I get so hot? I'm so hot."

And no, I'm not jealous.

El Bastardo's picture

Nice 8==D

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Submitted by Mama Moore on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 12:21pm.

I looove all the tattoos. The more tattoos you have the more I can see your individuality. I especially love it when all the tattooed individuals tell me each and every story behind every tattoo in the most minute detail and how that particular tattoo changed your life.

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aliana.lohan's picture

epic cunt

This attention wench is vapid, period. She's simply not that intelligent. Where'd she get the idea she was smart or witty? BAG? He's no winner, either.

Just how bionic is she? Implants, what else?

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WAIT what about Pigez and jail? Please god tell me this isn't just a tease, please tell me they are locking this greasy oinker up forever and throwing away the key? PLEASE.

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Albatross's picture

This girl and her long-ass quotes tattoos! She looks completely stupid and trashy.

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The Mad Catter's picture

Megan looks busted and has some of the most visually disgusting, scarring tattoos I've ever seen. I think tats are hot when done in a moderately NON-RETARDED way, but hers are really, really embarrassing. I don't even know what that monstrosity on her ribcage says but it's already giving her Marilyn "portrait" (worst EVER) a run for it's money on the embarrassment scale. It's even running close behind the "gilded butterflies" tattoo.

Honestly, I think getting text tattoos is really fucking stupid. Like NO ONE would regret some retarded bullshit quote they thought was edgy at 23 years down the line.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 12:14pm.
Is it me or is her hairline receding?
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Good eye. There was a recent blind about an actress losing her hair.

119. BLIND GOSSIP 06/09
This movie actress is known for her beauty: piercing eyes, full lips, shapely legs, gorgeous hair. Oh, wait. Better scratch that last one off the list. She has been dieting so strictly that her hair has started falling out in clumps. She has a new project filming soon, so she’s been trying out hair extensions. We’re sure she’ll credit the extensions for the sudden increase in length, but when you see her, you’ll know that longer hair wasn’t the motivating factor for her new hairdo. (Megan Fox)

SO SAY WE ALL!!!

El Bastardo's picture

The only part of my body not inked are my eyeballs. Thinking of Barb wire, Chinese symbol, some shit saying, Celtic or Maori tat....you know, something original.

Classof1997's picture

I'm sorry, this chick is not hot. She's too skinny, her fake titties remind me of tennis balls, it appears her lips have been stung by rabid bees, and her tattoos are fug. Can't wait until her 15 minutes are up.

Master Blaster's picture

It would have been a lot hotter if she got a Mickey Rooney tattoo.

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M.E.'s picture

TEAM TATTOO's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 11:52am.

"It seems she will do anything for attention! Why doesn't she just cut to the chase and get a sleeve" ?
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No kidding !

What a fucking poser.

I dedicate this song to that fake cunt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqJk0q4QvZk

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 12:21pm.
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Raul, making chicken tonite. This video kills everytime. Hope you don't mind, I borrowed it and put it on my FB.

LaChaylo's picture

A few brain cells die every time we read one of her quotes or interviews. Stop, MK, this bitch loves to talk shit, we won't have any brain left!!!

Funky-thumbed idiot.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 12:18pm.
Queenie - I linked Bryan Ferry's "Slave to Love" video of 9 1/2 weeks on my FB and had to take it down because I didn't realize how sexual it was!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd0yzgA3Yng
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so sexy!

I wonder if Mickey ever looks back on those days and regrets the boxing career/awful plastic surgery that fucked up his sweet little face.

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kanderso's picture

Megan's tattoos are so lame and half-assed. I don't particularly love tattoos anyway, but I have seen some that I've admired for artistic reasons. Hers are such blatant and pathetic attempts at 'depth' and they aren't particularly well thought out or executed. Dumb.

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Mama Moore's picture

I looove all the tattoos. The more tattoos you have the more I can see your individuality. I especially love it when all the tattooed individuals tell me each and every story behind every tattoo in the most minute detail and how that particular tattoo changed your life.

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