Well, At Least She Changed Her Wig
On the left is Aretha Franklin at the Tony Awards on Sunday night, and on the right is ReRe at a benefit for the Apollo Theater last night in the same exact ensemble. Aretha even brought along the same boa made out of Snuffleupagus' ass bush. Aretha's chichichichis could safely catch a baby thrown from the window of a burning building, so she can do whatever the hell she wants.
So what if she couldn't get out of her dress on Sunday night, so she said "fuckit' and grabbed a box of Snackwells instead. So what if she would rather spend her coins on more important things (e.g. boxes of Chamois Butt'r for her undertitty chafing) than another stupid ass dress. So what if those spaghetti straps (like a piece of floss holding up two Honeybaked Hams) are screaming for mercy. SO WHAT! Queen Aretha has waved her scepter (aka a giant Churro) and declared that she's going to wear this dress as much as she wants.
Here's more of Aretha and her two-time dress last night along with some pictures of JLo and Skeletor. JLo's weak bronze dress dimmed as soon as Aretha hit the red carpet.
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I don't think that blondish hair does JLo any justice. Still, I think she's very pretty.
Aretha is the Queen. Period. Let her do whatever she wants, whack wigs and outfits.
I heard a story about a piano tuner coming to Aretha's home and finding Cheetohs dust in the piano. I'm not trying to be a wise ass, I heard this is true.
Submitted by supersarahoh on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 3:07pm.
Aretha can look all sorts of messed up if she wants. Bitch is the queen of Soul and that voice will still blows JLo's wig off her creepy head every time.
JLo wishes she had 1/10 the talent of Aretha, saggy titties and all.
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Aretha can do whatever the fuck she wants.
That is all.
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Well, you know it takes time for someone to make a dress that big and put all the details on it. Probably more than twice the time it takes to make an averaged sized dress. So... her dress maker probably just couldn't finish the order in time. I'm mostly joking but it's plausible.
Is it just me or did JLo borrow? snatch? Ree-Ree's first wig? Just sayin...
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Im a bit disappointed in her, she's loaded w/money, she wore the same shit the next day and only changed the bad wig, she should of at least attempted a bra. BAD DIVA, VERY BAD DIVA!!
Dude looks like a lady. Man, she is one big, ugly woman. Can you imagine the tit cheese crusted up under them giant jugs? GROSS.
Aretha can look all sorts of messed up if she wants. Bitch is the queen of Soul and that voice will still blows JLo's wig off her creepy head every time.
JLo wishes she had 1/10 the talent of Aretha, saggy titties and all.
Plus yeah it's fuckin Aretha.
I m going to go with the flow and say JLo looks surprisingly stunning.
As for Aretha, well, fucking genius: grabbing the attention by simply wearing the same outfit twice, instead of competing with thousands of others for who has the most show-stopping outfit.
She's just ahead of her time and thiking out of the box: working the anti-hygiene hysterics trend (well-known to hispters) and promoting recycling.
Submitted by Lily125 on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 1:57pm.
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While you're at it...maybe send someone out for a full length mirror. Just saying.
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OMFG! There is no excuse for that woman to look so raggedy. Aretha, either pay the plastic surgeon to lift those tits up where they belong or hire a better dress designer to reign those puppies in. You shouldn't be able to tuck your nipples into your belt girlfriend!!
While you're at it...maybe send someone out for a full length mirror. Just saying.
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That is one cross your heart bra that needs CPR!!!
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j-lo looks better than ever.
hair, makeup, bod, outfit, all impeccable.
am i going to get struck by lightning now, my god she looks better than all of those young tarts.
j-lo's mom is quite a beautiful woman too so i guess they age well.
can i have some of what she is having?
damn, is that a giant nipple sticking out our Retha's dress...if so they must be six inch long nipples..JHO looks plastic as usual...yawn...
JLo and Aretha coordinated - girls with major talent and fashion sense have to stick together *giggle*.
In all seriousness, JLo is looking nice - but I don't like when she sucks in her cheeks to look like Skeletor. It comes natural for him, she shouldn't be trying to look like a waif on crack in her face, b/c her body is nothing like that. And it's all good that way.
JLo should start a wig line-I love her hair here.
Jennifer Lopez looks great.
That's JLO? Holy. Well, I agree that she looks pretty and that she has a good surgeon and some restraint.
I'm not gonna hate on Aretha because I see no reason to wear something once and never again. That's supremely wasteful. And it's not like she can just pick something off a clearance rack.
Aretha can do no wrong in my eyes.
Jennifer looks beautiful
But Aretha has some nerve wearing dresses with spaghetti straps lol!
Submitted by ISMU on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 11:42am.
Oh my God, now I have a visual of Aretha doing the walk of shame in that godforsaken outfit.
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This would imply you think there's someone out there who would bone her?????
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I think Jennifer Lopez looks great. I hate it when she has those severe, over the top, updo's. I think she looks awesome.
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Oh my God, now I have a visual of Aretha doing the walk of shame in that godforsaken outfit.
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how delightful that queen aretha and jlo have the same stylist...
and can someone get the queen a bra specialist please...
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Wow, JHo looks hot! And I don't even like the bitch. I'm 23 and the bitch looks better than me!
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What is up with J-Lo's horse hair wig? Is she trying to look like a Kardashian?
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Aretha never had any personal sense of style, even back in the day.
Although she certainly had better people clothing her back then.
That being said, for Beyonce to call Tina Turner the Queen of Soul was not so much an ode to Tina as much as a lack of medulla oblongata action by Beyonce.
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aretha, god love ya, but please have oprah hook you up with her bra specialists.
She's starting to look like a Basset hound. The shape of that wig isn't helping.
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The funniest comment about Aretha on last night's post was calling her a "gruesome fur hag." LOL
Submitted by Cindyloo on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 10:32am.
Aretha looks very tired.
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And apparently JLO changed her wig too.
Jennifer looks GORGEOUS!
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damn jho looks good... really, really good
i want that outfit, those shoes ohhhhh
Dang Jennifer is looking all Beyonce in that wig.
And thank god she managed to get through this red carpet without posing with her mouth hanged open/her "O" face.
The girl has got to stop that mess. Trying to pose "sexy" with the "O" face in full force.
I keep wondering what's up with Queen ReRe's face?? If she's had Botox don't you think she would get that quad chin tucked under?
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J-Lo just snatched a piece of Ree-Ree's material off of her and made her a new 'recession' dress.
And J-Lo has to lose weight in order not to look like a cow standing next to her meth man!
And stop hating on J-Lo, it is rare that she is not killin' it on the red carpet!
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 10:34am.
Well, I don't mind a chick using the same dress more than once. In a world where empty-headed people are yelling "save the planet" every single moment they can, but keep on buying shit they will only use once, it's not so bad for her to actually use the overpriced crap she buys. If there is something that bothers me is that hypocrisy, so let her reuse that fugly dress as many times as possible.
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How very, very true!
Aretha heard J-Lo was wearing a bronze dress and decided she would show her how a TRUE diva does it!
How long does it take Jennifer to always look so damn perfect for events? She must know her stylists and make-up artists better than anyone else in the world.
LR, she was also great in "Out Of Sight". she just made a lot of shitty choices after that.
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Well, I don't mind a chick using the same dress more than once. In a world where empty-headed people are yelling "save the planet" every single moment they can, but keep on buying shit they will only use once, it's not so bad for her to actually use the overpriced crap she buys. If there is something that bothers me is that hypocrisy, so let her reuse that fugly dress as many times as possible.
And someone tell these stupid heads Jello and Miseralba that blond hair is NOT for everyone. Not even MANY white chicks can pull it off.
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Aretha looks very tired.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 10:22am.
cowbell, go google pics of J,Lo from "Selena" and before. Bitch has had PLENTY of work.
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I love the movie "Selena", I've watched it so many times! JLo was simply fantastic there.