R.I.P. Jimmy Dean
Shove a stick up my ass (just knock the other ones out of the way), wrap me in a chocolate-chip pancake and take a huge bite out of my soul, because Jimmy Dean is dead! The country legend, actor, host and more importantly sausage king is now microwaving breakfast bowls for the angels in heaven. Jimmy passed away at his home in Virginia last night of natural causes. Jimmy's wife Donna says he wasn't suffering from anything that serious, so his death has come to a shock to her.
Jimmy Dean wasn't only known for his sausage (that wink goes out to Donna). Jimmy started out in country music and had several hits. Jimmy went on to host several talk shows including his own in the 1960s. Jimmy also did a little acting in Diamonds Are Forever and two episodes of Fantasy Island.
In 1969, Jimmy and his brother started his now iconic sausage company! Jimmy sold Jimmy Dean to Sara Lee in the 80s, but he stayed on as the spokesperson of the company until that pound cake-faced bitch fired his ass in 2004 because she said he was too old.
Rest in peace, Jimmy, and thank you for gently soothing many of my hangovers with your hot sausage grease.
And now you never have to deal with dumb shit like this again:
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This yokel don't know whut the hayle he talkin bout. That sage sausage is di-VINE. Iffin that makes me a sausage snob "from the North" so be it (seriously, I love that stuff).
Thanks JD for the sage sausage and RIP
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Has any other post included both tags "Deliciousness" and "Sadness"? My sympathies to his family.
"Rest in peace, Jimmy, and thank you for gently soothing many of my hangovers with your hot sausage grease." LOL, we don't have Jimmy Dean sausages where I am so I have yet to try this pork deliciousness. We have Humpty's and Schmitty's for that. That is a most excellent customer service call.
Has the caller ever thought if he and the pigs he lives with cut down on crap like sausage they wouldn't be such huge whales? Idiot.
He lived in Varina, across the river from my hometown, and their house burned down not too long ago. I want to say it was around Christmas. My first thought when I read about his passing was that the stress of losing his home caught up with him. I don't care how good your insurance is and how much money you have in the bank: losing your home and collectibles to flames is horrendous.
Sympathy to Donna and his family.
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So, 12 ounces of sausage won't feed your hulking family, but four more ounces will??? And where in the hell can you find Jimmy Dean sausage in NYC? I am from Louisiana and I miss it dearly.
link please.
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My one bad food habit is "Jimmy Dean" "Frozen "Sausage & Biscuit". I Always have them in the freezer!
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hahaha "pussy roll of sausage" hahahaha!
Poor caller and his brother-in-law were grouchy because they were on the Atkins diet. That damn 12-oz package of sausage wasn't enough for them to make sammiches out of their t-bones with sausage patties as the bread.
Seriously, though, when you go to a southern restaurant for breakfast, you have to go ala cart, unless you want to eat 3 eggs, couple slices of toast, sausage, steak, grits, and biscuits & sausage gravy all in one sitting. My arteries are clogging just typing that.
Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 12:10pm.
Ugh - of course the complainer was from Texas. Typical rude, selfish, gluttonous American.
Go clean the Gulf, you pig.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
That complaint call was like a spoof!
I love it at the end when he starts cussing about feeding 600 Ilbs of men...
Amazing-I love it-sent it to my sister in England!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Ugh - of course the complainer was from Texas. Typical rude, selfish, gluttonous American.
Go clean the Gulf, you pig.
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That complaining man on the phone better have paid-up IN-surance because he and his substantially sized family eating that amount of fat are surely fated to have super-sized coronaries.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 8:56am.
Raul has a tasty sausage he wants all of you to try.
Mrs. Putrid Cuntballs would dismiss this as tinymeat!
RIP Jimmy Dean!!!
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
RIP Jimmy.
I always liked him as the spokesperson. Nothing Fancy, just him telling you his stuff is good and to go buy it and try it yourself.
Oh wait, this is Dlisted. I have to be snarky and swear...
Uh... SARA LEE, YOU PROSTITUTIN' WHORE! Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.
Migraineuse on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 8:43am
OHMAHGAH OHMAHGAH!!!!
It's YOU!!! It's REALLY YOU!!!!
If you come back HAI SLUT!!!!!
Misses you. XXO♥
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Best breakfast sandwhiches...love their egg, cheese and sausage on croissants.
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Weird. I was thinking Jimmy Dean as a sausage commercial came on yesterday! YUMMY sausages!
RIP JIMMY!!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 9:25am.
Humph, the *real* Jimmy Dean died in 1955.
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And you felt the need to say this...why? Considering that "James" Dean was born in 1931 and "Jimmy" just died at 81(b. 1928), you do the math. I realize that's not what you meant by *real* but Jimmy came first, and certainly never tried to compete in that category, so why be an ass about it?
If you wanted to do two seconds of research, you would find that Jimmy did a ton of charitable and patriotic work, and was pretty much universally believed to be a down to earth, likeable guy. James Dean was known to be a broody prick with a severe drinking problem. But yeah, he made four whole fucking movies before crashing his ass through his face into a tree. That's real enough, alright.
I LOVE Jimmy Dean!!!
Honestly, it is the best sausage out there. I can't stand Jones or Parks Sausage. They are nasty. Jimmy Dean is the real thing.
I'd fry up those Jimmy Dean rolls all the time. I think I will buy a roll in honor of him. *LOL*
RIP Jimmy!
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You give him the bed sheet with your period stains on it and send him to sleep in the bath tub!- The Great Michael K, 5/14/2010
That call she be posted every Sunday Morning!
:Fuck I wanna eat god dammit"
"I'm a texas man. That sausage is for southernors to eat with their fried eggs and tbone steaks" -- Dude sausage and Tb0nes?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
That call made my fucking life.
That call made my day.
RIP, JD.
Never had one of his sausages but damn, that compliant call was fabulous (esp, the end) and is now linked on my facebook.
Oh and did he say his wife was plump and then "she's Scotch..." or something - in order to explain why she's plump?!!
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Dark-sided!
RIP!!! May your planets orbit in alignnment for eternity!
I just ate the Jimmy Dean Croissantwich for my breakfast!! And it made me......."AWESOME"!
And as far as that man on the phone...DUMB BITCH!! BUY TWO PACKAGES, motherfucker.
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Mabel
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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
If you were born in the south and you've never had Jimmy Dean sausage?
Then you're not a real Southerner!
RIP, Mr. Dean!
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How's the food? Other than not having grits?
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All I think about when I hear that complaint call is: Uncle, is that you? Since no one in my family is fat, I am relieved to know that it isn't him.
Anywho, RIP JD!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
@Raul Duke - 9:06am you can be funny at times....
ot... i've never tried or even seen the sausage... not sure if it's available in Canada..
Wonder if he has any greedy little heirs waiting to cause drama over his leftovers?
Aww, RIP Sausage Dude.
I am a Bob Evans girl myself, they have these Stuffers Breakfast things, under 300 calories & YUM-MAY!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 8:56am.
Raul has a tasty sausage he wants all of you to try.
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Nice ;) Do we have to check with Mrs. Raul to see if that's ok though?
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hey "anonymous" if u are still on here, you have issues. please find the nearest bridge and take a flyin leap!
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Those are the best sausages EVERRRRRRRRRR
How old was he???????????????
Humph, the *real* Jimmy Dean died in 1955.
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His mini sausage and biscuit sandwiches that come in packs of two are the business! Especially when dipped in syrup or strawberry jam..RIP Jimmy Dean. I'll be sure to eat like 4 of those things this morn in your honor :)
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lets do the JD math
serving size 2 oz for a normal family a 12 oz should feed 6 at 200 calories a serving
and I love the couple dozen of eggs (each egg is 90 calories)
and they say fat people dont eat
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 9:06am.
Raul enjoys using the word pork as a verb.
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Dog enjoys using the word chop as a verb. SERENDIPITY!
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can't say i've had a jd sausage in my mouth before...anyways, rest in peace....
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Damn his sausages ARE good. RIP Jimmy Dean.
Haven't heard of this man, but I know for sure that I'm stuck with this song in my head now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URXPVszAVsA
The video is a severe 80's flashback... ahaha
IMO everyone in this video is Hot Slut-material, especially the girl with the Batman-t-shirt (LOL)
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well..theres always tennessee pride =P
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mmmmmmmmm.sausage.hot.juicy.sausage. I have just made myself uncomfortable.
RIP Jimmy Dean.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
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The original wonk eye.