Saturday, June 12th 2010

Would You Hit It?

Believe it or not, this is not a picture of Tommy Girl trolling The Ramble for a piece to feed to his Scientolohole. This is Tommy on the set of a commercial for ESPN showing us that when he waxes the dead Thetans off his body his chest follicles come off too. And to answer my own question, XENU NO! If you hit that, you would wake up in a Scientology sauna barfing the glib out of your system. That might sound sexy on paper, but you know it's not.

Here's more pictures of Tommy and Cameron Diaz on the set yesterday. In case you need a palate cleanser, I threw in some pictures of Simon Baker summoning the panty pudding in Monte Carlo. Oh, how I just want to slide around one of his golden locks.

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OVO-606 keifer is my Sagittarian dream! he and vincent cassel!

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Xenu please dont strike me down, but I hate Tommy boy, but he looks really good here.

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LOL re: the Ramble! Love the NYC references, always!

OVO-606's picture

re: hittable crazies..

@Tigerlilly (et. al.)

I'm a little late in this discussion but it was only because I KNEW there was someone I wanted to add but couldn't think of who right then. I agree on
Dennis Hopper (in the 70's)
Christopher Walken (in the 80's.. maybe 90's too..)
Joaquin Phoenix (cirka ~Gladiator)

and also.. Keifer Sutherland! Yes I would!

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MizRo:

oh girl you've got good taste in men; such good taste. and like me its good to see you're not a typical pretty boy chaser like like a lot of woman. ok well Gab is an exception but the man IS HOT!

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 6:30am.

some of the men I'd sleep with, if they were unattached:

Gabriel Aubry
Johnny Depp
Jim Cavaziel
the guy from Mad Men
Eric Close from "Without a Trace"
Jeremy Sisto

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Eric Bana
Jeremy Sisto
Johnny Depp
Bill Kurtis (ok not really but I'd love to listen to his stories)
Benjamin Bratt
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Ryan Gosling
Jude Law (with hair plugs and circa 2001)
Ewan MacGregor

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 6:30am.

some of the men I'd sleep with, if they were unattached:

Gabriel Aubry
Johnny Depp
Jim Cavaziel
the guy from Mad Men
Eric Close from "Without a Trace"
Jeremy Sisto

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Eric Bana
Jeremy Sisto
Johnny Depp
Bill Kurtis (ok not really but I'd love to listen to his stories)
Benjamin Bratt

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Because, Ovo, we are a woman, whereas you seem to be a fish.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 3:26am.

It saddens us that DOG has such an empty life.

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You're still an asshole, so that pretty much cancels out your statement. There are quite a few people here who would like to beat the shit out of you.

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MizRo's picture

gucci: nice list.

some of the men I'd sleep with, if they were unattached:

Gabriel Aubry
Johnny Depp
Jim Cavaziel
the guy from Mad Men
Eric Close from "Without a Trace"
Jeremy Sisto

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 3:26am.

What I don't understand is, if you hate 'fish' so much, then why go under the name 'Mrs Patrick Campbell' ?

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It saddens us that DOG has such an empty life.

And we saw the disappointing photos of Simon a few months ago....not just tinymeat......micromeat!!!!!!!

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TommyGirl is such a control freak!

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Look closely at Tommy Girl's hair. Can't you tell it's not real? Well, part of it is hair extensions, and part hair plugs. Probably dyed as well.

The cult needs his money, so he won't retire, soon.
He has the weirdest laugh; the kind a movie monster might have. Usually, there's some anger behind that type of sound!

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I haven't had a crush on an actor since my childhood days, but I have to say that Baker is good crush material. He kinda reminds me of a young Redford, boyishly charming with a bite. All of a sudden my Thursdays became a lot more interesting, with the Mentalist being on.

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yep, i'd go gay for tommy girl.... just checked my lotto max numbers and nothing. So yeah, I'd grab my camera, set it up in the corner, and let tommy bust my man on man cherry (do we have one?)... would be on the phone with the enquirer before he could get the cuffs off and take the ball out of his mouth...

gotta pay the bills somehow, right?

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I want to sick tommygirl and his cult on the spammers.

He goes to this gym and does this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIAAn5OU2D8

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cMal:

if you're talking about simon cowell then you're going to have to share him because millions of men and women want him!

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Tigerlilly:

dennis hopper and Christopher Walken DEFINITELY!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 9:06pm.
Tommy Lee Jones in his prime.
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You know they's a hittable CRAZAY LIST as follows (Tommy Girl don't make the cut)
Jack Nicholoson (before his pregnagut and moobies)
Dennis Hopper (RIP)
Christopher Walken (still would wif some dimmed lights)
Juagroin Pheonix (you know you would)
that nasty dude in them Sandra Bullock movies....
Who else?

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never hit it. for what?? so he can try to squirt barley-flavored xenu jello on me w/ his glib dick?? right. no, again.

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(((Submitted by daredarlington on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 6:58pm.

I hate to admit it, cause Tom Cruise totally creeps me out now, but sometimes he looks hot!)))

Shit, I have to agree with you!

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Would I hit it?

Yeah, I'd hit it...

I'd take off his booster pumps and smash him right upside his cranium!

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I guess he didn't lose his shirt to CO$ after all...

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I hate to admit it, cause Tom Cruise totally creeps me out now, but sometimes he looks hot!

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He's looking better in that pic than he has for a looong time - but no, I would not hit it. Looks aren't everything - his brain is fried from CO$.

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Submitted by Joeb on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 3:54pm.
Agreed with dementa. K&D opens in three hours so retakes are not going to do any good. If Tom can still get paid to play 'Sweet, goofy & cute' into his 50s, more power to him. I think we're seeing the end of Tom as box office attraction. He's now seriously considering climbing into the 'Les Grossman' vinyl monster suit to stay on the big screen.
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How can they be doing retakes on a movie that's due out in a couple of hours? Are the new scene's delivered electronically or something? How is there enough time to distribute it?
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I've had far too much cider for this to ever be appealing, ugh.

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It's not because Tommy is short because Prince could get my stuff 24 hours a day. He just seems like a lame fuck.

Simon needs to lay back and let me work my magic on him.

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I'd hit it alright ... with a fucking baseball bat. He's an insane fucking Scientologist creep. I can't believe I once liked him in movies (ok twice, Risky Business and Top Gun ... hangs head in shame...it was a LONG TIME AGO > ok? and I haven't seen any others. This was before he was known to be batshit crazy, jumping on couches and calling people glib, and I was young and foolish .. that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).

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I find myself agreeing with gucci's @ 1:40 PM, preferring John Goodman over Tom Cruise sentiment. Just WOW.

z-listed's picture

He has good hair.

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No, I wouldn't hit it.
I like to do men, not pansies.

What movie is Tommy doing with Cameron? It is another movie or that lame ass "Knight and Day" movie that's about to come out?

I"m confused. And that's not always a bad thing *LOL*

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"Would you hit it?"

Tom Cruise, hell yes. With my strap-on.

Simon Baker-no, not at all. He's probably not used to being on the receiving end and neither am I.

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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 3:53pm.

Ewwww, Dog, could you elaborate a little more on that?

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On what? Wanting to beat the shit out of that asshole?

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Agreed with dementa. K&D opens in three hours so retakes are not going to do any good. If Tom can still get paid to play 'Sweet, goofy & cute' into his 50s, more power to him. I think we're seeing the end of Tom as box office attraction. He's now seriously considering climbing into the 'Les Grossman' vinyl monster suit to stay on the big screen.

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Ewwww, Dog, could you elaborate a little more on that?

Just saw the best commmercial ever! It was a satire on the Star Wars cantina scene with Snoop Dogg at the bar gettin into some shit with an alien, y'know the scene where the alien says "I don't think he likes you?"

You know Snoop don't play that shit. I won't spoil the rest of it but it was great.