Friday, June 11th 2010

A Vision Of Loveliness As Always

Oh, you can always count on Pamela Anderson to sprinkle a little of her natural grace and beauty on your day. Pamela was gracious enough to attend some store opening in West Hollywood last night even though it looks like she just had an orgy in a giant cement mixer set to high. If you asked her how many fingers you were holding up, she probably would've shrugged and then fucked 'em. This is some "broke off, dozed off" shit dipped in bronzer bought at The Dollar Tree and dried under a heat lamp. Let's hope we're all stumbling around like this mess later tonight.

Posted by: Michael K


madam ex's picture

Bitch looks tore the fuck up in every pic, and that outfit is fug from top to bottom...wow bad, bad girl, very bad.

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you know what's more screwed than her face nowadays?.her nipples. She used to have normal looking ones even after the first few breasts-in, breasts-out argumentations and it's something you see regularly in women after 40 these days who have gone under the knife many times to redo. those over stretched sad looking wonky nipples like Shauna Sand's etc.

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Submitted by kiwikim on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 2:40pm.

it's not argumentation scars I remember clearly spotting a rough piece of skin right there a few years ago looking like she had skin cancer which she wouldn't stop scratching and then that piece was surgically removed after some time and replace with this toned scar she has now. maybe it was some stretch mark from all the endless boob filling and stretching dunno

Emeriesan's picture

If she got bangs and a darker shade of hair, let her eyebrows be great and wiped off that dated offset lipliner, she could give littl'uns a run for their money.

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I get Botox for FREE from my Neurologist (minus copay) for severe migraines and TMJ. She should take her broke ass to her Dr. and make shit up to fix up that face if she can't afford it.

moriah's picture

Sun damage, botox forgetfulness, prescription drugs + booze, late nights, bad mom.. no need to go on.

What an absolute munter!

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 8:54am.

Good for you! That's great you don't wear much make up :) I am just very pale, so I look a lot more ~alive~ with a little lippy. Plus there is a horrible trend in England to do the 'dead lips' thing eurgh.

But OT, I don't think Pammy looks half bad. Get that cheque gurl!

periwinkle's picture

i wonder if this is photoshopped. i'd be surprised to see pamela go without botox

CillaBlack's picture

She DOES have Hepatitis though... That probably ages you

BTW: Mother Superior - it will be quite tragic if Michael K is not going to comment on Courtney...... TRAGIC!

Dam, I know I have looked like that just before I stumbled, stone drunk. At least she looks like she can still walk.

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Men will still lay with this mange.

I kind of like the pant suit and shoes and for once, she's keeping it covered up. It's just that hair colour. It demands a tan and gladly, she's going without the orange stuff. She needs to go back to her warmer natural colour. It would do wonders for her now. In some of those pics you can see the scars from breast surgeries I guess. Don't know why they are near her cleavage like that.

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Ir must be really difficult to go from the most desirable women in the room at all times...to this.
seriously. i kinda feel bad for her. and she was untouchable- beauty-wise - in her youth.

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It's sad to see her looking so rough. She does a lot for the animal community.

Damn. The more I look at that banner pic, the more it looks like a really scary Halloween mask...

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@charlie m... you quit yesterday... can we start a pool to see how long 'till you crack... $100 to get in, everyone who wants to play can send you their credit card # (you take credit cards, right)... i'm guessing you'd win, but could still be fun... good luck, nonetheless

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jeez this pic of pam anderson, ugh. why show up ANYWHERE if you haven't shaken off the painkiller and sperm-encrusted hair??

can't a bitch age gracefully nowadamndays?! and didn't that scrank wear that very same outfit six times before to random events??

just WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!! cant.

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WTF? Is she too broke to botox that forehead of hers? Jeez Louise...her forehead alone adds 15 years to her age...she must have some kinda monkey on her back to go out like that....

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 10:06am.

Charlie, I see you gave up CAPS along with nicotine!
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good luck and good for you!

the caps only come out when im super drunk. otherwise ive been trying to make a real honest attempt to be a more respected and responsible member of the dlisted community. mk's banned me a couple to times for over using slopehead so ive been sternly warned to try and stay on good behavior.

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Is poopele a complete idiot or just a raging old queen whose life clearly sucks ass?

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When she was on DWTS, all the people on Gosselins Without Pity were going wild for her, saying how sweet she was, what a fantastic mother/person she was, such a great dancer, blah blah.

I'm no fan of Kate Gosselin, but that's how much their hate for her has blinded them. They think Pam is a good dancer!

PS...And I really, really don't like Kate. But that site takes it to a new level.

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Submitted by charlie m on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 7:00am.
i quit smoking yesterday after smoking about a pack and a half a day for 30 years. i had the nastiest of all horrible hangovers and firing up just made my stomach turn. It's amazing there have been zero cravings. go figure.
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Charlie, I see you gave up CAPS along with nicotine!
:)

good luck and good for you!

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Submitted by charlie m on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 7:00am.

i quit smoking yesterday after smoking about a pack and a half a day for 30 years
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Good for you, Charlie! :o)

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honestly, she is boozing with a bad liver...and that is probably the main cause of why she looks like shit...plus she cannot afford to not wear copious amounts of makeup..cause her natural beauty - if she ever had it - has waved bye-bye a long time ago. I am 47 and have NO WRINKLES, and i am not lying, except for laugh lines slightly...no plastic or botox, just good genes and clean living. I have avoided the sun my whole life, and quit drugs and alcohol years ago, plus my mom was a knockout into her 70's....but nevertheless, Pam knows better, she just does not give a f....but us poor people that have to witness this fuckery need a break...at least wear a plastic bag over your head fucktard!! btw, not a good spokeswoman for PETA.

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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 8:24am.

WRONG. Not necessarily.

My sister is 43 and looks like she is 35. I am turning 40 in November, have spent my whole life in the sun, and look about 10 years younger as well. I swear it is because I have always gotten a lot of sleep. I am sure it is genetics too, because my parents look great for late 60's, but not being a fucking drunk/drug addict helps too.

"hitting that age" - bullshit. If you tke care of yourself, you can look great in your 40's.

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What is that darkened area on the bridge of her nose? Its very subtle, but you can see it in every picture where her face is clear.

She is a long way gone from the Baywatch Beauty of yesteryear.

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"That you are forced to bleach your fucking teeth which look totally normal and are healthy only to look like an idiot who put whiteout on his teeth?"

What's more is you can get a naturally healthy glow on your teeth w/baking soda and peroxide (that's $2 a week) three times a day. Been using it since mom made me do so as a teen and all these years later I've never had to drop a shit-ton of money at the dentist for laser whitening or wear a bleach tray at night.

Back to Spamela, yeah, she doesn't age well. I can deal with that. BUT...THAT...HAIR...can't do it.

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Is Pammy drunk off her ass? Looks like she's hit the booze bottles all hard.

Submitted by charlie m on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 7:00am.
i quit smoking yesterday after smoking about a pack and a half a day for 30 years. i had the nastiest of all horrible hangovers and firing up just made my stomach turn. It's amazing there have been zero cravings. go figure.

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Submitted by justincase on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 9:13am.

STOP all of you who think this is normal for 43 years old. The wonder is with her options she doesn't look better. I bet most of you did or will look better at 43 than she does. Her lifestyle choice is for Mr. Booze and it shows.
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What I meant to say was "good morning" but the shock of that face threw off my best intentions. I hope that she goes away and fixes herself.

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Submitted by charlie m on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 7:00am.
i quit smoking yesterday after smoking about a pack and a half a day for 30 years
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Congrats charlie! I quit a few months ago, pack a day for 20 years.
I'm totally fine with not smoking, but I gained 5 lbs.

OT: Pam used to be so pretty.

awww.. charlie m's a cool dude. :)

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I've always loved Pam but her forehead is clear evidence as to why botox is necessary at a certain age. Not good.

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ubmitted by Poopele on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 9:06am.

Submitted by Norwaygirl

I am 42, and very plain looking. But at least I have a smooth forehead and very few wrinkles.
Maybe because I have never smoked or drunk at all.

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Oh no that little precious baby can say whatever the hell she wants. we have enough cranial room to listen to people get wild or just talk about themselves as little bit if they want to.

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STOP all of you who think this is normal for 43 years old. The wonder is with her options she doesn't look better. I bet most of you did or will look better at 43 than she does. Her lifestyle choice is for Mr. Booze and it shows.

Poopele's picture

She always looks better with a cock in her mouth.

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Damn You!!!! Damn You, Hasselhoff!!!

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Submitted by charlie

i quit smoking yesterday after smoking about a pack and a half a day for 30 years. i had the nastiest of all horrible hangovers and firing up just made my stomach turn.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 8:54am.

i like lip shimmer on chicks also. especially ones that have a slight red or pink tint. watermellon tint can be digged also.

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Submitted by Norwaygirl

I am 42, and very plain looking. But at least I have a smooth forehead and very few wrinkles.
Maybe because I have never smoked or drunk at all.

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