I Thought Clay Was a Top?

Gatecrasher posted this Blind Item this morning and gee...I wonder who could it be?

Which Middle-American pop star, who really should have learned to stay off the Internet, has been chatting online again? Apparently his ultimate romantic ambition is a simultaneous date with an entire NBA team (except he didn't use quite those words).

Gayken wants to get gang banged in the ass by a bunch of basketball players? I wonder which team? I'm thinking the Harlem Globetrotters! They're really funny (and really who doesn't like to laugh while getting gang banged?) and probably hung like elephants.