Is This The Face Of A Woman Who Would Hurt A 17-Year-Old Boy?
A 17-year-old boy can't even watch five seconds of Maverick without pissing his panties and bawling into his mother's arms, because he has been left traumatized after scary ass Jodie Foster attacked him at The Grove in L.A. Yeah, uh huh.
The boy's father tells Radar that his son his a huge Jodie Foster fan so he was really excited when he saw her at The Grove with her kids. The father (who wishes to remain anonymous, because his last name is probably Hinckley) went on to explain, "He saw Jodie Foster and is a big fan so went over and took a picture of her. She came after him, poked him in the chest and said, 'Do you even have a mother you slime ball?' Jodie pushed and shoved him leaving scratches and bruises on his arm. He didn't mouth back at all and was scared of her. At one point Jodie's son even came over to my son and apologized. Her kids were really embarrassed. This left a really bad impression on my son about her. He used to be a big fan and now he has a bad taste in his mouth. He's a good kid; kind of small for his age. There was no threat to Jodie."
The 17-year-old's family even filed a police report, but the authorities most likely aren't going to do anything about it since it's a "he said, she said" type of case. And because, the 17-year-old spelled Jodie's name wrong on the report.
That boy needs to fill a hot bath with Mr. Bubbles (in scent: STFU) and marinate in it for a long ass time, because that fishy scent is lingering all around him. And not because Jodie Foster breathed hard in his face. This bitch is just out for a quick dime. I mean, what 17-year-old is a mega Jodie Foster fan? That's like a grown ass gay bitch being completely and insanely obsessed with Cynthia Nixon's life partner to the point where he dresses his dog up like her. Oh. Wait.
UPDATE: Jodie's rep says the dude is full of lies. The rep tells People, "This guy was most definitely a professional paparazzo. He had a large camera bag and 1000mm telephoto lens. He tailed Jodie and followed her all the way from the movie theater to the valet. He crowded her and her two young children and took photos of them the whole time. This guy's behavior was completely inappropriate. and the police report is a fabrication of the incident."
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@chinlee3... Actually,I believe you can not take photos of minors regardlessss of the situation so I believe Jodie Foster was on point in protecting her pups.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 5:43pm.
SmOOches Jill!...that would have been an idea. But Jodie is not one to mess with as you have just read. James Haven will say this, that woman has one hard grip and large pores on her nose!
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You should have opened a Mary Kay loose powder compact and blown it right into Jodie's face!
Any shade would do, but preferably one which didn't match her skin tone.
Someone did that same thing to me with a bag of Folger's coffee at Sam's Club a few weeks ago.
Submitted by James Haven on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 5:05pm.
LOL!
Submitted by James Haven on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 5:05pm.
You ought to put that story on the back of a cereal box! Great morning reading!
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James Haven knows just how treacherous Jodie can be! Three years ago James Haven was involved in an altercation with Ms. Foster. It happened while James Haven was shopping for Daddy Voight's birthday gift in Filene's Basement. James Haven is always up for a bargain and where better then Filene's? Anynastygayelle, James Haven reached for an Ermenegildo Zegna Herringbone Dress Shirt
Classic-fitting with crisp, rich herringbone stripes!
Just as James Haven reached so did a claw from behind! It was none other then Ms. Foster. "Unhand this shirt" James Haven told her. But she wouldn't let go! She told James Haven she saw it first and it was exactly her size and the color went perfect with her eyes! "but it's a man's shirt" James Haven cried!
With that she kicked James Haven in the ankle, karate chopped him on the back of the neck and ran off with the shirt! Daddy Voight had to settle for an "I'm with Stupid" Tshirt and a box of chocolate covered cherries.
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 6:27am.
That is the law. And no one has the right to dictate otherwise.
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Um...in a democracy isn't it the PEOPLE who make the law?
Or did you guys get a hand-written note from God about these things?
LOL!@real world applications. This is a fabricated world. When we came into it there was no law but natural law. (edited now that I"m not being pure reaction)...and natural law says that this woman doesn't like to be photographed without permission. I'm sure there are a lot of things the law leaves up to us to settle - this is one of them.
Like I said: Even *I* know Jodie doesn't like to be photographed; won't have it. She's not the only celeb who's like that, there are plenty. It's not a crime to photograph a person, it's also not a crime to yell or swear. I do believe she poked him (lol) but bruised him up? mmmmmmi dunno about that?
Do I think Jodie Foster is probably pretty icy at times? I do. Do I think it's cuz she's a fucking bitch? Absolutely not. I think it's, in large part, becuz she wants to be an actress and a director but a celebrity (as celebrity stands today) not so much. I also think that it's becuz she's human - we are all pretty fucked up behaviorally at times; that's what keeps things inneresting. It's not like you hear about this kinda thing happening all the time. She's having a sucky day....shit happens.
PS. it really is just dumb luck that I happen to be up this early - I'm not stalking, swear!
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 6:27am.
@Angel
HELLO??? Reality Check Honey!!! I worked for the LAPD for 13 years as a PUBLIC servant 6 of them as a beat cop and I am telling you that the Grove, the Farmers Market and Parklabrea area are fucking tourist traps of the highest order. A place where the paps are known to hang out.
As a cop, I am telling you the PUBLIC have the right to take photos of the famous and their families whenever they’re out in PUBLIC places, regardless of the photographer's intent.
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@Angel
HELLO??? Reality Check Honey!!! I worked for the LAPD for 13 years as a PUBLIC servant 6 of them as a beat cop and I am telling you that the Grove, the Farmers Market and Parklabrea area are fucking tourist traps of the highest order. A place where the paps are known to hang out.
As a cop, I am telling you the PUBLIC have the right to take photos of the famous and their families whenever they’re out in PUBLIC places, regardless of the photographer's intent. There is no permission needed, the stars know this. People, and the Paps are people, have the right to walk wherever they want in PUBLIC too, as long as no one is in any physical danger.
It may suck. It may be in poor taste. It may irk the subjects of the photo. That is the law. And no one has the right to dictate otherwise. Test it out, call a cop the next time some one snaps your photo without permission, there will be nothing he can do. The dispatcher will ask "are you on public or private property?", and won't even send anyone out. Or, easier yet, ask a lawyer.
So if you are type 5 personality or just a fucking ANGRY person why go to a known tourist trap? And take your young children?? While you're there get angry and invade the spatial proximity of a fucking minor in front of his parents.
In LA any place a famous person shows their mug they're fair game. Jesus tap dancing Christ there is even a dearly departed tour where some asshole will drive you around so you can take pictures of places where stars died. Are you so naive to believe that these so called journalists have some kind of code of honor? Sorry, your premise is a good one in theory but totally unfeasible in real world applications.
Team Jodie!
I'd whoop a bitch's ass if they were all up in my shit in public when I was out with my kids, celebrity or not. ESPECIALLY since Jodie has always maintained a relatively low-key Hollywood profile.
And there ARE 17-year old paps out there these days. These agencies hire them in an attempt to blur the lines of what a star can do to them. And if they're gonna be out there with the big dogs, then they're gonna get beaten like a bitch too!
AND... why do people act like stars have to be all sunny, and cordial and cheerful EVERY time they are out in public? Hell, sometimes we have bad days. We are all human. And I give her the benefit of the doubt because she has been a celebrity for her entire life, and you'd be hard pressed to find more than a handful of articles on her acting up in public.
You'd get more from most stars these in only a week.
Plus?
Jodie Foster has never done anything halfway, and if she wanted to whoop a muthafucka's ass over her children I think she'd go the extra mile on this too.
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It was probably an Hasidic jew from the fairfax area stalking stars at the Grove.
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1000mm lens, my ass. He could shoot the surface of the moon w/that. He could stand across the street w/that and inspect her nose hairs. He wouldn't come up to her table with that and expect to get more than her iris in the shot.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 12:01am.
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I agree with you about Jodie. And it seems as though European countries are more relaxed about their royals, with the exception of the UK. I blame Princess Diana for that, not that she asked for it, at least in the beginning. But after so many years of fugliness, I think they were just relieved to have a royal who didn't look like the arse end of a donkey. :)
If you're a fan wouldn't you say something before snapping pictures, otherwise it's kinda creepy. If the paps are hiring minors then that's it i'm packing up and moving to the Amazon.
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Team Jodie. I never get why you should take snapshots of celebrities "off duty".
When I was at a Dutch museum recently our future Queen, prinses Maxima, was there with her kids. I even rode the elevator with her and and we exchanged some words (she started the conversation). She was very laid back, probably because no one bothered her or her kids and that is how it should be, I think.
I always look forward to your little raccoon face Whatever and I agree with your common sense here.
Somewhere in the middle is the truth.
Jodie seems like a bitch to me (good for her), but no one should have to pose for pics or give autographs, especially with their kids.
I would seriously become a serial killer of fans and paps if ever I were a celeb.
Thank god I'm not beautiful and have no talent whatsoever.
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I've seen this shit go down in person. They're celebrities, but no one should have every other overfed mofo out to get a souvenir to sell on E-bay taking pics of them like they're in a zoo exhibit, esp while dining, etc. Esp Jodie Foster, who dealt with a crazy psycho shooting a president over her at a very young age. Of course, I wouldn't have much sympathy for a useless twat like Paris Hilton or any of the Sasquashians.
Whether it was a 17 year old boy or a professional pap, people deserve some privacy in their lives.
Doing something associated with work is the right time for the pictures. Going out with kids, seeing a movie, eating a meal = private time.
Not everyone is a publicity whore like Phoebe Price or lady caca.
Whatever happened to the personal security these idiots are supposed to hire and have tag them wherever they go???
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need to see pics of that "kid" before I lay a case on this.
Eeek! I just noticed the mysterious case of the disappearing upper lip.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 4:29pm.
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Man, that is disappointing. Like you, I kinda hoped she would be cool and unpretentious because she is so smart and in many ways, very "un-hollywood."
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Jodi has way more credibility than this effin' crybaby. Point to Jodi.
LMAO @ "That boy needs to fill a hot bath with Mr. Bubbles (in scent: STFU) and marinate in it for a long ass time"
I like Jodie Foster.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 2:57pm.
If I go into public I certainly don't expect people to get up in my face with cameras WITHOUT permission...whether I'm an actor, director, lawyer, candlestickmaker what the fuck ever. It's totally inappropriate.
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Second that.
If someone would do that to random people, he is likely to get a lip ... or a blackeye.
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I ran into Jodie Foster in new haven last year - she was there for some event dedicated to her or some shit and trotting down campus. I sort of noticed her as she was walking beside me so I just casually said hi and that it was great seeing her there and asked her what she was up to back new haven. You know, i was being friendly. Mind you, it was finals time so I didnt know bitch actually had a big event planned for her, so she looked at me all "well you dont know, I am here to be honored"? Let me add there are no paparazzi in new haven and people are cool. Students barely noticed her, there was no press or security. Anyway, she struck me as cold, unfriendly and bitchy. I realized quickly that she wasnt one of those down to earth people you can chat with without them feeling threatened or being an asshole about it. She definitely had attitude. So I told her it was nice meeting her and took off.
To make a long story short: it doesnt surprise me at all that she is accused of having acted that way. Had i been younger and actually a little excited about seeing her (like this fan), she would probably have raised her voice at me and told me to take a flying leap.
It's disappointing to run into stars like that - you know, people whose work you respect - and then see them exhibit such a level of assholishness. Makes you wish you hadnt met them in person so you didnt have to find out that they are jerks.
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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 4:17pm.
Never watched it but at least I heard of it! lol
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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 4:05pm.
@dog... you forgot to mention Rory Gilmore
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I'm sorry. I don't know who that is! *redface*
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@dog... you forgot to mention Rory Gilmore
Just saying yale's a little stuffy is all... matches her personality... nothing to do with intelligence
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 3:32pm.
Uh, because she has brains? Because she wants to hone them? Because if she somehow became blacklisted she'd still be able to have a career elsewhere?
Why shouldn't an actress go to college? Better that than another Tammy Cruise.
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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 3:32pm. Sorry, but she looks like a c*nt... age is just magnifying it... the fact that she went to yale (i believe) says a lot about her... why would an actress go there?
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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 3:27pm.
Sorry, but she looks like a c*nt... age is just magnifying it... the fact that she went to yale (i believe) says a lot about her... why would an actress go there?
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um, i dunno...cuz she's smart? i mean, if you've got the grades and the money, why wouldnt you go there?
apparently, "cunt" is a great look, since foster's been a professional actor for most of her life.
and what 17-year-old is hanging out with their parents?
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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 3:27pm.
Sorry, but she looks like a c*nt... age is just magnifying it... the fact that she went to yale (i believe) says a lot about her... why would an actress go there?
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RadarOnline has a copy of the police report his parents filed; says he is 17 years old, 5'9'' and 122 lbs. I'm inclined to believe he WAS trying to maybe do some freelance photography or something, but the fact of the matter remains that she technically physically assaulted a child. She herself admits to grabbing him by the arm and escorting him away.
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Sorry, but she looks like a c*nt... age is just magnifying it... the fact that she went to yale (i believe) says a lot about her... why would an actress go there?
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Submitted by pancho: "...I can never get past that swoosh sort of sound every time she says the letter "s".
That said - the kid's story sounds like BS of the highest order."
Oh my god, I hate when people do that to their "s"'s!
But yeah, the kid's story is bull.
Submitted by chinlee3 on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 2:00pm.
O.K. Just another BATSHIT CRAZY DISNEY STARLET!!!!
Someone followed A CUNT to The Grove that is in a PUBLIC park, right next to the PUBLIC Farmers Market. Why even go to a PUBLIC place?
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If I go into public I certainly don't expect people to get up in my face with cameras WITHOUT permission...whether I'm an actor, director, lawyer, candlestickmaker what the fuck ever. It's totally inappropriate. PLUS PUBLIC doesn't mean fair game. Paparazzi have plenty of public places where celebs are fair game - the Farmer's Market is not one of them.
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