Julia Sugarbaker You Are Not

This hair is only okay if you're a middle-aged Southern divorcee circa 1988 who has the largest collection of Lilly Pulitzer dresses in her circle, drives a Mary Kay pink Cadillac and takes interior design classes at the local community college. Or if you're a character on Designing Women. It is not okay if you're Katherine Heigl and the year is 2010.

I mean, did my mom's hairdresser from Mastercuts travel all the way to present-day London from the 80s to do Hagel's hair for The Killers premiere tonight? That hair is giving Anthony Bouvier the vapors in a bad way. It's the worst Julia Sugarbaker impersonation of all-time!

Obviously, that hairspray fuggery is the result of pissing off the wrong gay hairdresser. This was not made with glitter-laced love. The person responsible for this was mess was gritting his teeth the entire time while trying his hardest to not stab her in the arm. Those harsh curls were born from him almost biting his tongue off while working the iron. How dreadful.

Julia Sugarbaker is judging Hagel hard for this:

Yes, that is Julia Sugarbaker's "I'm judging you" face. She's an elegant Southern belle, so she hides it well.

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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 06/10/2010 - 9:54am.

Its neck and neck between her and Alba for person I most despise on sight.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 06/10/2010 - 9:48am.

Julia Sugarbaker was the SHIT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZHw7XWky_A

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/10/2010 - 9:39am.

It's a sad day in ho hell when you peak at 14 years of age and the rest of your life you are backtracking to those glory years.

As far as I am concerned, this bitch will forever be an EPIC FAIL!

(Goddamn, I am on an EPIC FAIL high today!)

*puff*

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 06/10/2010 - 9:38am.

Love Dixie Carter, and love Designing Women. Katherine Heigl? Ungrateful, spoiled bitch.

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Second time I've seen Heigl with dark curly hair. Me thinks it's for the Stephanie Plum roles.
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 06/10/2010 - 7:53am.

FYI - I've been meaning to tell you, MK. "The Vapors" was their delicate way of saying FARTS.

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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 11:57pm.

@Centy

Ahahahah I saw Ashley judd all over this too. Where is she nowadays btw?

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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 11:38pm.

I never got her appeal.... She's had that born to be a housewife look going on from day one... Personnally, I've always prefered the born to be a pornstar look... Anyways, I've never bought that she could be a doctor or med student, either.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 11:24pm.

@Balanciaga girl: You are either extremely pissed off or you should have yourself tested for early-onset Alzheimer's. Either way, I think that MK got your message loud and clear by now.

To me Heigl looks purdy despite her hair color, just as long as she keeps her mouth shut. Her giggling at Letterman's was byond silly. No grown woman should act like that. Come to think of it, no teenager either.

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 10:29pm.

Remember how frickin' hot she was in "My Father the Hero?" Granted, she was - like - 15 years old then, but so so so so pretty. She looks like a 60 year-old suburban librarian here. Trop triste!

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 10:01pm.

Is there anything worse than a reasonably slender woman who clearly has no intention of seeing the inside of gym? "Slender/Flabby" is not sessy.

Submitted by kurt on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:56pm.

I swear to god this dumb bitch gives me diarrhea.

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:52pm.

Note to Heigl: Ashley Judd already exists.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:37pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:40pm.

Word is Pigez steals from anyone now because he's too "busy" to write his own stuff.
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He hasn't been the full-time writer for years. He has his sister and ghost writers do it, and only hops on there to post shit like "LADY CACA IS THE GREATEST!"
Regular everyday stuff is never him anymore.

He had to sign legal papers saying he does not write the stuff on his site and another legal proceeding he had showed legal papers showing he doesn't own PerezHilton.com

http://gawker.com/5317104/perez-hilton-in-my-defense-i-dont-actually-wri...

http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/11pere....

He's the king of all idiots.

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Submitted by Princess Claire on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:19pm.

MK referencing Lilly Pulitzer = HUGE WIN

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Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:00pm.

She looks good enough to slap!

Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 8:42pm.

I believe she is a natural brunette and has always dyed her hair blond. That hairstyle just isn't working...it's too old and mature looking for her. Just cause she's a mother now doesn't mean she's got to look 50 years old. She's can still pull off a young and sophisticated hair cut.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 8:39pm.

Heigl is not that pretty, and always dresses like her stylist only shops at Casual Corner or Dress Barn.

She looks 10 years older than her age and I have never understood wtf is so great about this bimbo.

She's not a good actress, to boot.

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Submitted by Granny Frump on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 8:36pm.

Her acting must be incredible because this is the most bland, boring, and bovine face in Hollywood. How the hell did she become a romantic lead? I'd rather watch the rather sinewy eohippus SJP than this mundane hypocrite. Or even that one-note stoner Jennifer Aniston. Or really any of those shitty actresses who take shitty roles in shitty romantic comedies.

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:01pm.

Wow to both the suckiness of getting phished on his site and the $20 mil. Dang. I don't get it.

Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:44pm.

At least her hair has body. That's something most American women have been lacking hair for the past 15 years. See-thru-to-the-scalp-paper-thin hair is not cute. just saying.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:31pm.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 8:59pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 8:51pm.

You're welcome - I love that the cutie seems to be giving side eye!

I think I remember hearing about that Pigez radio show - voice aside, he seems annoying all around. A celeb gossip blogger famewhore with no real flair for writing, (I'm totally kissing MKs ass here), just seems wrong!

^^^^^^^^

I don't go to his site because you get phished when you do. I have no clue what that means but my son just said, "Mom, don't go there, okay?" so I don't. But people say he has hardly any comments now and that makes me question how that raggedy-ass site is worth $20M?

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:29pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 8:51pm.

You're welcome - I love that the cutie seems to be giving side eye!

Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:31pm.

Shouldn't she be blonde considering she was blonde in the movie and has been blonde in all previous roles* (not rolls, it's dinner time, I'm hungry!)? Or is she trying to distinguish herself now? She's always full of sh*t...

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:21pm.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 8:48pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:35pm.

Aw hell, don't get me started on Perez - I had to see that douche at SXSW at the Miike Snow show, what a douchefuck. Bitch thinks he knows music.

Anywho...Dog - new avie? Cute!!!

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Thanks! It stares at Uncle Brain Fart a lot.

Pigez had a syndicated gossip spot on many radio stations. I can't speak for them all but I know WPLJ bounced him after a few weeks because the listeners hated his flamey voice.

Don't hate on me - that was the word they used: flamey.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:18pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:35pm.

Aw hell, don't get me started on Perez - I had to see that douche at SXSW at the Miike Snow show, what a douchefuck. Bitch thinks he knows music.

Anywho...Dog - new avie? Cute!!!

Heigl schmeigl - girl has pissed off a lot of people and her bad fashion choices lately seem to be karma catching up with her.

Submitted by tiaakimmi on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:18pm.

MK...you know Perez steals from you, right?

http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-09-separated-at-birth-226

If I see him in the streets, I'll slap him across the chin with my Baby Alive Doll...(those things are heavy in the head)

Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:14pm.

DAMN BB, how many times did you enter that thing??

Submitted by onthefringe on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:13pm.

Balenciaga Bitch: Did you see the pic of MK's programmer?

http://cutekittens.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/att314.jpg

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:10pm.

Is it happening only on certain threads? I notice that depending on where I'm posting, it seems more prevalent. I could also be full of shit.

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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:06pm.

Quit holding back, BB...tell us what you really think! LOLOLOL!