Brit Brit's Bodyguard Cries Sexual Harassment
A while ago, Daddy Spears rounded up all of Brit Brit's bodyguards for grits and Velveeta fondue to let them know that they not only had to make sure she didn't go all 5150 in public, but one of their new duties is to not let her leave the house without putting a coat over her bald squirrel. Basically, Daddy Spears want them to do a chonies check before she cross the front door.
Well, one of her former bodyguards, Fernando Flores, says that when the paparazzi got pictures of Brit Brit's crotch rinds glistening in the sun, he's the one who took the fall. Fernando also says that he was sexually harassed by Our Lady of Cheetos. And now he wants to sue!
The Sun says that Fernando is telling friends that Brit Brit would regularly walk around nekkid ass nekkid and even tried to lure him into her bedroom so that he could ride her like a plastic pig in front of Piggly Wiggly.
A source explains, "She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action. Working for Britney is tough. She's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff. All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable."
Now I'm not saying that Brit Brit has the right to force one of her employees to spread his gravy all over her deflated biscuits, but everybody knows that bitch is crazy! If you go up to any random person in any part of the world and ask them what crazy is, you know they will start humming "Hit Me Baby One More Time." This is from the school of truths! So when you sign up to work for Brit Brit, you should be surprised if she isn't shuffling around naked like Nell in the forest. Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheetobee...
By the way, Brit Brit's nipples are sexually harassing all of us in that picture. Class action lawsuit alert!
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Britney exposed again
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:33am.
It's quite alright, and thank you for the warm welcome. (Though it's not the first time I've been called unfuckingbelievably tacky.)
No matter how bad things get, Britshit's still way ahead of lohan on my f**kability list....
And I happen to like her misguided nipples, so I don't understand the constant harping on them.
@madcatter
Are you going to repeat the same thing about every celeb in every post?
I believe the walking naked part.
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I don't believe this. Crazy as Brit can get, I honestly don't think she's this wicked, maniacal and out of control. Nothing in her personality would suggest she intimidates people by terrorizing them. This is bull and the guy either has a personal vendetta, wants to try and milk a cash cow dry, or both.
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if this is him http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/06/09/0609-britney-fernando-x17-credit.jpg then why can't more local or former police look like that?
Make more lawyers rich...there's just too many of them.
If this is true than Britney must be just plain crazy. And if she's plain crazy then she shouldn't be performing or be allowed to take her children out on trips. Saying all this, I guess I don't believe it. I feel she's truly UNHAPPY and probably depressed but not crazy.
Wait, there are people who actually DOUBT that Shitney the mentally-disturbed slutbag who still thinks she's a hawt teenage Lolita would sexually harass someone? What planet are we on?
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Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Submitted by HOTNEY on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 1:54pm.
why you checkin her flaps, bitch?
do they get you hot?
no?
then why fuckin look at them?
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It's very gracious of you to acknowledge that she does indeed have flaps.
And no. I heard the sound of what I thought was a helicopter but it was just Shitney taking a flight around the city.
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why you checkin her flaps, bitch?
do they get you hot?
no?
then why fuckin look at them?
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Submitted by HOTNEY on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 1:44pm.
brit should be served by REAL soldiers - not fags who have only served in a BUTT TRENCH.
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If you meant she should be "serviced", then she already has. Bitch has vag flaps like Dumbo's ears. I don't know why she even bothered with a plane while on tour. She could have used her flaps to get her there for zero money and in a lot less time!
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HOTNEY! TITSNEY! NIPSNEY!
GOOOOOODNEY!
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"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
IN GODNEY I TRUST
this is such a crock of shit. i hope it wasnt the bald guy he is hot and hung and i dont wanna believe that he could be THIS retarded lol.
what body guard would sue Brit for sexual harrassment? pussy!
GODNEY is one of the most important and famous people in the world. she is a world class artist who is in demand across the globe. she needs a security team who arent afraid to see a fuckin pussy every now and then.
brit should be served by REAL soldiers - not fags who have only served in a BUTT TRENCH.
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
O man - I've been awaitin' on this. But I'm sad. It's not nearly juicy enuff. ASK THE MAN MORE QUESTIONS!
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"So what was the point? Summation: None." ~SLC Punk
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
She needs a Nurse Ratched on staff.
Lets see a pic of this lover boy.Then we'll decide if we believe it. Now remember, he's gotta be fat,greasey,dumb,no teeth, and remind her of the southern hospitality she's used to.
looks like Brit got the MJ special on her chin...that bitch never had a cleft on her chin like she does in this pic.
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No, Britney Spears will never live a normal life because she is a victim of abuse and mind-control techniques. This girl has DID, or multiple personality disorder. It's very, very evident. Read the wiki for more information on what "multiple personality disorder" really is and HOW it is developed in a person, and the fact that it's mainly ONLY IN NORTH AMERICA. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder
If people would only look at the world with an inquisitive eye instead of taking every single thing the (corporate-owned: 5 companies) media tells them as the sacred truth. It is not. You have all been told/conditioned by the media to "hate" Britney Spears - without even thinking of the monsters that have put Britney in the place that she is in. Britney is not a very smart girl - she is being used, abused, and imprisoned (literally) by leeches who wish to control her. And yeah, Daddy Spears definitely molested Brit as a child, and PROBABLY STILL DOES TO THIS DAY.
Look up: MK-ULTRA
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Missed opportunity FERNANDO
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Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
WOW. JUST WOW...
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Class action lawsuit alert!
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indeed! lmao
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Oh please, what a crock of shit. Getting sued for sexual harassment just confirms that she's the next Michael Jackson, in terms that she'll be exploited, and scammed out of her money by her relatives and workers alike.
Haahaaa Michael K, "like Nell".
What's this guy complaining about? Some psycho nutcase with millions walks around naked & wants to fuck him, and he said no? Because he's a professional? Dude hasn't thought things through. He should have swallowed his pride, bumped uglies with shitney, got her pregnant & then pulled a gayfed (file for support & child support). Everyone knows shitney is the golden gravy train...
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what a puss! working for brit brit while she walks around- an emotional wreck- naked as the day she was born?! id do it! count me in! dont threaten me with a good time! i still <3 you brit!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I'm convinced that Britney will never get her life together and live like a "normal" person. She's going to lose all of her money to con artists after her father passes away, have another nervous breakdown, and either end up in a mental hospital permanently or commit suicide with prescription meds.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I want to believe Fernando. But something about this story is missing. For me anyways. I bet he did her a few times.
Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 10:23am.
Why doesn't this wench get a tit job? She can surely afford it! WOW! Those nips make her look like white trash. I doubt the kiddies suckled on them.
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Ahhh but she did breast feed with kid in one hand and a bottle of jack in the other! Kfed claimed that was one of the biggest reasons they split!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Is Fernando Alejandro's cousin?
Just askin'.
Dont call my name dont call my name
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The stars were bright, Fernando
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This all really called for an ABBA moment.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Wow, how embarrassing for a woman to be rejected like that. She must be humiliated. Oh yea, this is Brit Brit we're talking about.
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This sounds fishy...me guesses that "Fernando Flores" got it on with Shitney multiple times (especially considering how he looks) and recently got fired. He probably didn't "hand in his notice", and now he's pissed.
M.E. edit that remark you hwor, now I'm no longer 69, just a big fat 7-0.
Slitty, you hor!!!!!!!!!
#Sixty-nineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why doesn't this wench get a tit job? She can surely afford it! WOW! Those nips make her look like white trash. I doubt the kiddies suckled on them.
If Justin would just quit denying his love for her and come back, they could live happily ever after.
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How do they interview these body guards?
I mean, do they tell them that they are required to make sure this swamp whore puts on under garments before exiting the house (which they obviously suck at)?
Sorry, I'd pass on that job.
LEENIE THAT'S NOT REALLY HIM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:53am.
Um, his ambition is to meet Mr. Rogers????????????
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:59am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:53am.
He's not as cute as I thought he'd be
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Yes, but he did say he was a "manly man"; and dammit, I choose to believe him.
Put a bra on you fucking swamp whore. Jesus. Your downward dog droopy tits are fucking disgusting.
Someday she'll be unleashed and it'll be 2007 all over again. Just hope we'll finally have the grand finale.
Someday she'll be unleashed and it'll be 2007 all over again. Just hope we'll finally have the grand finale.
This chick will never be out from under Daddy Spears (and if you believe the rumours she been under him before) I think Our Lady is one heavily coated Cheetos away from another melt down because she lives in a virtual prison. It’s a tough call though, a real catch 22 ( or catch 5150 if you will) if you let her out she might go all whacky but if you keep her in you just exacerbate the problem. The woman needs to go out and let loose. I mean if every single thing you do is watched imagine how we‘d all react to that, and we’re normal...kinda!
I don't know what the hell has happened to her in her personal life, but bitch is fucking NUTS!
Ahhh...Fernando didn't want to play wif her flapjack titties and cheese grits vagineee??
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 9:53am.
He's not as cute as I thought he'd be
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
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