Bitch Effed Up Again
Judge Marsha (aka Judge Not The One) just put out a bench warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest, because the dumb bitch violated the terms of her probation 5 times over. Judge Marsha ordered the warrant this afternoon after an emergency hearing regarding LiLo's SCRAM bracelet going off during the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night.
TMZ has the details:
Lindsay was on probation when she failed to appear in court last month. At that point, Judge Revel revoked her probation and set bail at $100,000. In return for bail, Lindsay promised to appear for a hearing on the probation violation -- set for July 6. Because of the SCRAM incident, the $100,000 bail has now been forfeited. Instead of throwing Lindsay in jail pending the July hearing, the judge is allowing her to post new bail -- set at $200,000, so she can remain free. Lindsay's SCRAM bracelet generated a report to SCRAM officials sometime after the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Sources say the SCRAM data shows evidence of alcohol.
LiLo swears on her favorite coke spoon that she didn't drink a drop of the sweet nectar that night and doesn't know why her SCRAM started hollering. Maybe Michael Lohan miniaturized himself, took a swim in a glass full of vodka and then rolled all around LiLo's SCRAM when she wasn't looking. That must be it. It's always a set-up!
Bitch isn't going to be thrown in a jail cell tonight, so you'll have to save your dance of happiness for another time.
UPDATE: LiLo paid 10% of the bail and so the bench warrant has been snatched back. Party at LiLo's tonight!
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All this bitch has to do is spread that canyon she calls a snatch and she'll get that $100k back no problem.
At least, allegedly, that's what she, Wonky and others hasbeens have been doing to earn a crust.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 7:21pm.
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Hahaha, El Camino. Klassy!!
Haven't seen you here in ages, how you doing?
I think it's hilarious that circa Mean Girls, she was on the road to major success, and now the unknowns from that movie have far eclipsed her.
Not to mention that she looks like she gave birth to them in the back of an El Camino with a bottle of Jack in one hand and a crack pipe in the other.
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
Seriously, why is she never thrown in jail?
Paris, Nicole, etc. all went to jail and Hohan is much worse!
I really do not understand this.
Not only should she not be drinking, she shouldn't be at bars or parties, she is supposed to at least fake BEING SERIOUS!!!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 7:03pm.
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BWAHAAHAHAHAH!!
Please can someone post a link to her Twitter? I have no idea how to find that crap.
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www.twitter.com/lindsaylohan
her bail just got posted...there is no justice...I hate the way the world works....I am buying a LIndsay Lohan Voodoo Doll today...have my pins all ready....
http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan
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Les Grossman is awesome!
How do you hump a wall???
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ahahahaah LMAO!! ahahaah! *humps the wall*
what a dumb ass! ahahahaha! lock this bitch up.
and this 500 internal error needs a SCRAM bracelet too! lock both bitches up!
Coma Caca!
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leave This Child alone!
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Dark-sided!
This cunt always whines about how it is never her fault. Someone is always setting her up and conspiring against her and jealous of her blah blah blah. Ya sure. And now, she is getting off the hook way too easy. $ 200,000 is nothing for this asshole. It's like a day of shopping and boozing and drugging in NYC. If it had been a regular person, they would be in jail now (because they couldnt have paid the 200,000 - which proves my point that money not only buys you access to the government but also freedom).
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 7:07pm.
You have to press F5 while crossing your eyes, while doing Gregorian chants and spinning 3.5 times counter clock wise during a harvest moon.
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Well, crap! I've been doing that this whole time and pressing F6. No wonder it didn't work!
Girl is delusional, thinking people are out to get her. Please. Can't even take responsibility for her own damn actions. I hate that bullshit. If you're gonna be stupid, own it, bitch, not write bullshit like this that infuriates. How can the paps make your SCRAM go off?!?!
@lindsaylohan This is all because of a FALSE accusation by tabloids& paparazzi& it is fucking digusting- I've been more than I'm compliance &feeling great
@ Captain Howdy - she didnt drink it. It accidentally fell down her throat while she was yawning ( 27 times ) -
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
what makes me sick is I know people who had lesser charges than this skank, missed one drug test, and were immediately placed in lock up. She is such a waste of everything...I had a tiny bit of hope for her, but now NONE...her denial is disgusting...I hope she ends up rotting in a coffin or jail...cannot stand this spoiled, talentless, skank bitch...and I hope EVERYONE boycotts her...lying skank...go to hell Linds...and enjoy it there..you have earned it.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 7:05pm.
Thanks!!
Also, i always thought if you have a warrant, they take you in no matter what, and THEN you can post bail. In Blohans case, the Bondsman just shows up, and she was never even locked up?
Once a year they do this shit in our little town, where they say, ok, if you have a driving related warrant, just come in, pay your fine and walk free. But thats a once a year thing, and only traffic related. I dont see how she never even gets arrested and the bail is already posted?
Let this non-criminal know, damnit!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 7:05pm.
Incidentally it says on her bio she's a writer/director/producer/actor/artist of many things.
Translation: whore/addict/fucking bitch/skank/liar/cumdumpster/con artist
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 7:04pm.
Pressing F5 does nothing to stop the error pages. Am I missing something here?
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You have to press F5 while crossing your eyes, while doing Gregorian chants and spinning 3.5 times counter clock wise during a harvest moon.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
Well color me shocked.
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"This is America Liz, none of us belong here."
Yea if Michael K wants to charge us so that he can fix this, I am willing to pay a fee.
Shame, shame,shame. I think even the Big Berthas of lock-up are going to stay away from this one.
Even they have to have SOME self-respect.
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
LOL, nice.
$200,000 for a sip of vodka. Is it worth that?
Uncle Brainfart:
http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan
Her last tweet "what?" was in response to this guy. She hasn't tweeted anything since then, LOL
@lindsaylohan It said on TMZ and GossipCop that there's a warrant for your arrest darling. Please tell me that's not true?
Incidentally it says on her bio she's a writer/director/producer/actor/artist of many things. What has she ever written, directed or produced??
This sounds like a great way to make money. I wish I was that bail bondsman, I would be posting bail for this little tart too. He's going to be a millionaire by the time her probation is over with.
What a disgrace this judicial system is, you can have multiple clear violations of probation, and still get out of it because you have money, although I don't know where she is getting the money from.
She's got one foot in the grave, and the other in county lock-up.
Pressing F5 does nothing to stop the error pages. Am I missing something here?
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 6:56pm.
@MDMOLINARI u are so right. It is just unfortunate and unfair because it distracts from the fact & the truth that i'm in such a good place
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TRANSLATION: I suckered that dumbass judge AGAIN! Jello shots for all!
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Bwwwwaaahhhhhaaaa! That bes a good one dogcunt ;)
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 6:56pm.
@MDMOLINARI u are so right. It is just unfortunate and unfair because it distracts from the fact & the truth that i'm in such a good place
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BWAHAAHAHAHAH!!
Please can someone post a link to her Twitter? I have no idea how to find that crap.
Okay, so she's violated parole about 50 times since last week, and she's still not going to jail? I guess that judge is THE ONE after all.
Stupid fucking idiot. Both Lohan and the judge for allowing her to post bail.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
*does Seminole Indians victory dance*
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 6:56pm.
@MDMOLINARI u are so right. It is just unfortunate and unfair because it distracts from the fact & the truth that i'm in such a good place
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TRANSLATION: I suckered that dumbass judge AGAIN! Jello shots for all!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 6:55pm
Me too. They make it look sooo good.
Thanks, Evil and Stake!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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just leave her alone everyone, she didn't do anything wrong...why are we all such jealous haters ?
one of her recent tweets:
@MDMOLINARI u are so right. It is just unfortunate and unfair because it distracts from the fact & the truth that i'm in such a good place
HI PAMELA! *WAVES*
Okay, sad but true, I am going to watch ABC Family channels Pretty Little Liars. *hands head in shame*
BBL!
wow she's out of control. only daddy Spears can solve this situation at this point.
That thundering sound you hear is the TMZ staff fap-a-thon over the dozens of headlines they know they'll be posting about this over the next few days
i'm sick of this cunt getting special treatment. throw her trash ass in jail. hohan and charlie sheen are perfect for each other. apparently, they're both covered in teflon.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 6:50pm.
Also stop whining about the 500 internal server error and just fucking press F5 already.
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Now see, how come YOU can say that but when I said it (in a much nicer way) I got slammed?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Doggie:
http://www.yourbailbonds.com/bailbondsqa.html
This might help you. It confuses me too, but bondsmen do very well financially.
I'm so shocked that Hohan is not taking this SERIOUSLY! All this girl's fame and enablers and money get her is a one-way ticket to falling on your face in the cactus garden, permanently.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 6:45pm.
If this FUCKING server thing comes up again, IM logging off of Dlisted, THIS is bullshit! Will miss ya whorz~! MK! can u fix it?
I tried to click on your comment on the "recent comments" sidebar and I got the Error message like 200 times.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
At this point, I don't care if she goes to jail. She has already fucked her shit up. Lost her career. Lost her looks. Lost her mind. Makes no difference.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 6:30pm
She must be putting up some collateral. Although I don't think she owns anything of interest. Maybe Dina put up her house? But then again probably not, she's too selfish for that.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 6:42pm.
This bitch would be doing a line of blow right in front you and look you in the eye and say, "This? No, it's not cocaine. It's my allergy medication. Over the counter stuff prescribed by my doctor. Totally legal. I'm not violating anything." And say it like she believes it wholeheartedly.
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Totally heard her voice when I read that.
Nevermind read it after I wrote it! FUCK OFF and DIE Judge you arent fucking serious either!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
LOCK UP THIS CUNT.
Also stop whining about the 500 internal server error and just fucking press F5 already.
Jesus, ans she is tweeting left and right about it.
Go whine over your prescription speed, cunt.
This girl needs help, and everywhere she turns, people are simply enabling and indulging her. They are going to help her right into her grave if she is not allowed to face the consequences of her actions. Like Paris Hilton , Lindsay is spoiled and has a sense of entitlement but she is a hardcore addict to boot. You simply cannot love and/or care for this girl and refuse to give her any boundaries because it will be the death of her, eventually.