No Stairs For Naomi, Thankyouverymuch
A company called Moodform Mission is suing Naomi Campbell for breaking a 12-year-old perfume contract with them, because she's a crazed entitled bitch. In the affidavit, which was snatched by Page Six, Naomi's former agent and Moodform's co-director said that she was a living nightmare who was always late and even tried to attack a bitch with a perfume bottle. If the affidavit also states that Naomi glared at staff members in disgust as though they were a corroded piece of raisin stuck in a fat hog's ass, then all of that would sound about right. That's our Naomi! That's our cunt!
Naomi is throwing a bedazzled Blackberry back at Moodform's face by counter-suing them. Naomi claims that she never knew her former agent was affiliated with Moodform. Naomi also says that Moodform stole a piece of her profits. Naomi's lawyer is asking the court to throw that shit out and he pleaded his case in this hilarious statement: "The human element that brings the parties before the court is clear: greed, ingratitude and a grotesque sense of entitlement on the part of Campbell that, in her mind, justifies her doing anything she wants to do, including stealing her business partners' money and then lying about what happened."
All he had to say was: "Dear judge, if you don't throw this out, Naomi is going to throw me off a bridge. Here's a picture of my kids. Love, Naomi's lawyer".
The best part of the affidavit is that the Moodform people claim that Naomi backed out of an event, because she didn't want to walk up two flights of stairs and the venue's elevator was broken. HA.
You know, if I was Naomi Campbell I wouldn't want to walk up stairs, cross the street or take a bath in a room with electrical sockets. Bitch has more enemies than Gerard Butler has warts on his dick. It's a serious matter! One of her many arch rivals is always waiting for the perfect opportunity to push or trip her! Naomi should've made one of her minions carry her up the stairs.
Then again, if I was one of her minions I'd purposely break both my arms on the spot so I would have a valid excuse to NOT carry her ass. Carrying Naomi is the equivalent of carrying a shark on a skinny wooden plank over a pool of baby seals. Nothankyouverymuch!
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That's Naomi Campbell? I thought she was Angelina at her audition for A Mighty Heart.
Submitted by complication on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 12:33pm.
WTF is with all this "Internal Server Error 500" shit?
I don't know but it is frickin annoying.
At least Naomi's wig in on straight this time.
WTF is with all this "Internal Server Error 500" shit?
Please, do die Naomi. The world will be a better place without you.
I agree, Angel - Naoimi's lawyer is calling her a greedy, lying, thieving bitch.
I think MK meant the OTHER lawyer said this.
Although if that witch's lawyer did say this about his own client, I want to marry him.
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Dark-sided!
The perfect solution; Naomi's heritage is Jamaican, right? Chris Brown's got a thing for caribbean women doesn't he? They should hook up.
Seriously, with all her history AND her apathy about the blood diamond incident, I would risk a prison term whipping this bitch's ass. I'd even make it formal by wearing a wife beater undershirt.
FUCK YOU INTERNAL SERVER ERROR! NAOMI, COME GET THIS BITCH!
that's all.
I can't believe this woman has people that are actually still willing to work for her. Surely they have the best health insurance ever because that violent bitch be CRAZY!
Naomi's lawyer is asking the court to throw that shit out and he pleaded his case in this hilarious statement: "The human element that brings the parties before the court is clear: greed, ingratitude and a grotesque sense of entitlement on the part of Campbell that, in her mind, justifies her doing anything she wants to do, including stealing her business partners' money and then lying about what happened."
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WHO said this?
I read it twice - or thrice even - and it still sounds like her own lawyer is calling her a greedy, ungracious bitch with a grotesque sense of entitlement.
♥ Threadkilla!
"So what was the point? Summation: None." ~SLC Punk
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
I have a good friend who has dressed Naomi and she has told me many a tale of how Linda Evangelista and Naomi Campbell always had to be separated backstage because the latter was prone to fits of rage and hurling objects at 'the help'.
And genetics have blessed Miss Campbell, but one of these days SOMEONE is gonna open a can of BitchBeGone on her so mighty....
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I always thought Naomi was the type that didn't have cellulite. Not because she's a model (Karolina Kurkova and others have shown many dimples) but she just seemed like the body type. But this picture def shows tiny minor dimples in her leg.
I'm shocked that anyone would hire her,yet alone a perfume company that has to bank on a celebrity's good name to market a perfume.
I would never purchase anything with this bitch's name on it. She's poison if you ask me.
I can't wait for her to be punched real hard and put in her place.
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
never did understand why she is a miserable and bitter bitch.
if my job description was to walk in a straight line, turn around and repeat AND make millions, i'd be very happy, thank you very much.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 9:49am.
Hey Naomi, your ass is 40 now. You might want to consider climbing some stairs. Genetics won't be on your side forever.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!
So true...
Suck it Naomi, you BITCH!!
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Many people don't realize that playing dead can work not only with bears, but also at important business meetings.
ick nast...anyone who accepts a blood diamond is a piece of shit in my book...she keeps getting nastier and nastier...I wish she would really just disappear!!
Ugh, this bitch.
She needs more than anger management. I also suggest she goes away, like, forever.
*THROWS BLACKBERRY AT INTERNAL SERVER ERROR!*
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Do Christy or Linda or any of the "super-models" have ANYTHING to do with her nasty, cunty ass anymore?
I imagine they might threaten their chirruns with "If you're bad/If you don't _________, ima send your ass to Aunt Naomi's!"
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
@ TheBreakdown - bitch may be 130# soaking wet but she carries an arsenal of cellphones and small animals plus she has an arm like a major league pitcher!
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
OK, so Naomi is an entitled, narcissistic bitch with a propensity to throw blunt objects at people she dislikes.
And this is newsworthy because...?
Hey Naomi, your ass is 40 now. You might want to consider climbing some stairs. Genetics won't be on your side forever.
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You'd better stop, and look around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes......
Here is comes your 19th nervous breakdown
*melts snowy's beaver*
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"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I have been saying this for years but it has yet to happen:
One day, someone is gonna beat the shit outta Naomi!
But goddamn, it has seriously been over a decade since I said that and no one has yet to step up on the catwalk and whoop this trick's ass!
She weights, what? 130 pounds soaking wet?
Is she really this damn dangerous!
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I have a snowy beaver
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 9:45am.
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*spits in hand*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 9:38am.
I can't stand her damn voice... plus, she has an ashey pussy... blah.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 9:15am.
Raul is suing this bitch for the trauma she caused him with those pics of her ashy beaver.
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Yeah, like you two wouldn't hit it because of THAT!
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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago."
I LOVE THIS BITCH!!!
Seriously. This is the meanest, most ruthless cunt in history.
Werk!
She is the most self-entitled narcissistic bitch to have ever bitched. She could really not give a flying fuck about anyone else.
Beautiful on the outside and rotten, slimy, revolting on the inside. She's the exact opposite of a durian although I suspect they smell the same. LOL!
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*passes out in snowy's presence*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I can't stand her damn voice... plus, she has an ashey pussy... blah.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
BLOOD DIAMONDS THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
What an inflated sense of self this cunt has. There is not redeeming quality about her. Not one.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
I am praying very hard for this bitch's comeuppance.
It's not happening.
Yeah if you read the article, unfortunately that statement is from the prosecutor's attorney. I was so much more pleased thinking it was Naomi's own lawyer. On the bright side, you KNOW Naomi's lawyer silently agreed!
Awwww, even old crazy phone throwing whores have cheesy thighs.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 9:20am.
Naomi's lawyer is asking the court to throw that shit out and he pleaded his case in this hilarious statement: "The human element that brings the parties before the court is clear: greed, ingratitude and a grotesque sense of entitlement on the part of Campbell that, in her mind, justifies her doing anything she wants to do, including stealing her business partners' money and then lying about what happened."
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Wait up, I am confused. *NAOMI's* lawyer said she stole her business partner's money and lied???? LAWYER FAIL.
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Right? That can't be right. That must have been a quote from the prosecutor or whatever. Why would her own lawyer ding her like that?
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Her attorney has clearly given up.
And wasn't she talking about having a baby for a while? Dear god. She'll have that thing encrusted in diamonds before giving it a serious case of shaken baby syndrome. I hope CPS is personally administering her birth control.
I'm with agirl on this one... makes no sense why her own lawyer is throwing her bitch ass under the bus...
HELLO EVERYONE!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
This bitch needs to be knocked down a notch or two. Stupid cunt.
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"No-rhythm having Bucked-tooth hillbillies should not be trying to bring the sexy."--parkerj, 6/4/10
Naomi's lawyer is asking the court to throw that shit out and he pleaded his case in this hilarious statement: "The human element that brings the parties before the court is clear: greed, ingratitude and a grotesque sense of entitlement on the part of Campbell that, in her mind, justifies her doing anything she wants to do, including stealing her business partners' money and then lying about what happened."
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Wait up, I am confused. *NAOMI's* lawyer said she stole her business partner's money and lied???? LAWYER FAIL.
"Dear judge, if you don't throw this out, Naomi is going to throw me off a bridge. Here's a picture of my kids. Love, Naomi's lawyer". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
God, I want to hate her, but her cuntiness actually enhances her beauty. *swoon*
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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago."
Why hasn't ANYONE taken a PUNCH to her FACE!?!??
Why hasn't ANYONE taken a PUNCH to her FACE!?!??
Raul is suing this bitch for the trauma she caused him with those pics of her ashy beaver. *********************************************************************************************** Love me some chicken! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg
ACTUALLY IT WAS A DIAMOND ENCRUSTED BLACKBERRY THANK YOU VERY MUCH THAT WAS PREPARED WHILE I WAS HAVING DINNER WITH NELSON MANDELA THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.