Sunday, June 6th 2010
Land Of The Lost
While you were drinking white wine and ginger ale in front of your carport (oh, how I wish I had a carport to drink in front of) all day yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was working her bloat for Ellen von Unwerth's camera in Malibu. LiLo says it's for German Vogue. You can already hear every copy of Photoshop in German Vogue's offices weeping at the thought of how much work they'll have to do on these pictures.
You know this cavecrackie thinks she's giving the camera "Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C." shit. More like "Cha-Ka as Gimme More Britney" shit. But that weave made from a woolly mammoth's pubic hair is a nice touch.
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I'm sooo fucking tired of this stupid bitch. She has no real career, yet, she still books photoshoots. Her "career" is being a famous drugged up skank. What a world...
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Douchechill!
No doubt binging on Chocolate and Ice Cream now that she has to stay off booze. That will throw 10lbs on you quickly.
From the back she is reminding me of Mickey Rooney.
Go girl!
Wow with that tummy bloat and ass sag I thought it was Shitters, but the weave wasn't ratty enough :P
This chick yo-yos worse than Oprah ffs.
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Her body looks good to me, toned but not overly so
Looks like a chick of her age that isn't very athletic
Winos tummy you can see the outline of her liver pressing up against her abdomen
Her ass is probably mad that she missed her bloated peers at Urban Beach Week.
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Who said Lilo had booty? You must not be acquainted with booty. I see she got the bloat like Wino and Whitney.
@ Evil Cupcake I crave your cupcake ass in a German Vogue outfit with fluffed frosting but will settle for the annual Strawberry Social at Trout Lake.
Who is the Sasquatch?
Do we ever see her face? I didn't, so I'm calling body double. That chick has nice boobs and an actual ass instead of that pancake little-boy ass Blohan has. Blohan is now no longer even starring in her own photoshoots. Maybe she's too far gone for mere airbrushing and photoshopping?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Between this and those damn American Apparel ads, I'm beginning to appreciate real models; enough with the ads already!
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
One saggy, bloated asscheek hanging out of your granny's piss-yellow armchair doily is soooooo sessy!
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Fat, bloated mess.
Usually I wouldn't pick on a chick's weight but I can't stand fat chicks stuffing themselves in to bikinis thinking they look hot with their gut sticking out all the while offending my eyes. Keep that shit to yourself. No one wants to see it.
In the second-to-last thumb she looks like that infamous photo of Sasquatch strolling through the woods.
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Of course i would. Have already........in my mind.
I don't think she has a great body. The only thing she has is nice boobs. She's straight up and down, no waist.
That said, she actually looks healthier and a more normal size. She was getting really scary thin.
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Is German Vogue going to airbrush/photoshop out the SCRAM bracelet? I wouldn't be surprised if they leave it visible and this time next year EVERY model on the Euro-runways will be wearing one as an accessory. The Viscountess Lagerfeld must be *pissed* that he didn't answer LL's pleas to Chanelize her shackle. He'd have made bank.
The cave man theme is so stooopid. I would've gone more with a Black Metal theme. Lots of corpse paint, leather bikini, maybe a crossbow, stilettos with nail studded shin guards to hide sus nuevas joyas.
At first I thought that was Britney Spears. Upon closer examination the extensions were too long.
Who'd hire this attention slut for anything?
July ought to be interesting! Here comes da Judge!
Let's hope LiLo fucks up and gets pounded and tased. She needs to be roughed up a bit to get her attention. Try a little wood shampoo?
Oh come on! I am probably a bigger bitch than most of yous, but I wouldn't mind having her body. I'll show you a good and solid bloat in about...10 days.
Yes, she has a good body, that is about all she has going for her these days.
Who was the stylist for this shoot? What is up with the Pocahontas boots she is wearing? Does she have to wear them due to SCRAM laws?
I truly don't understand how she gets gigs anymore. She needs to focus on her "recovery" and reinventing herself. She should lock herself in a cave in New Zealand if she wants to save her career.
Oops - didn't look at all the pics (really it's hard to stomach sometimes) so maybe that is her ass cause I see some droop.
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The photographer in the last 2 pics is looking straight at her bloat and thinking "yup, gonna have to photoshop that out".
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Twitter says 9am-7pm for a shoot? HAHAHA! GTFO out slut! Unless German Vogue is making her spend a whole day pointing out all the "currently healing" crack scabs- she did not have a 10 hour photo shoot.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 12:52pm.
Those must be magic panties because it actually looks like she has an ass.
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Yeah, we've seen Lohan's ass and that ain't it. I'm calling shenanigans and saying she's got a padded bottom on (unless the weight she gained went to her ass and stomach).
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I thought it was Britters! Damn.
Girls rocking a beer belly
she looks like some frat guy's leftovers.
It's hard to believe that the curvy freckled red-head from Mean Girls would look like this in just a year...
I wouldn't rail her out if i was rolling, drunk, methed out, or forced to at gun point.
I'm getting the hep just looking at her.
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She is clearly one of those people who isn't hot but is so deluded that she thinks she is -- and this delusion stems not only form her own baffling arrogance, but from the users and enablers that surround her, that either benefit financially from her ruin, or feel better about themselves by mocking her behind her blithe ignorance of their contempt for her. Such all-around delusion is probably in large part responsible for the overly-defensive, entitled-but-talentless contestants on shows like American Idol. People feel disgusted by such losers but are fascinated by them, because never in our wildest dreams would we emulate them. The entertainment value of their humiliation fills a void in ourselves that begs the question, "If I weren't my responsible self, this is what I might become." Most of us would never cross that line, but it's sometimes harmlessly fun (to us, but not the subject of the disdain) to see what happens to those that do. This isn't a condemnation of the celebrity status quo in America today -- I love it, especially because D-listed isn't blocked at work, and Facebook is. Gah...
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Is somebody paying her for doing these photo shoots, seriously? But she's got the complexion of a canadian bacon strip!
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It really pisses me off that this drug addict continues to get magazine photos because of her drug addicted mess of a life. The magazines obviously know this train wreck will sell magazines. There is no way in hell they are photographing her because she's hot.
I thought that was Brit Brit there...not good, LiLo.
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Blohan's got a real GUT and no waist at all! On these photos she actually looks squat like Britney.
She looks dirty even from the back. Someone help her remove her wedgie. Girl looks stuck in the mudd.
It's surprising the fresh air didn't kill her.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
God, I am so sick of people trying to resurrect a career for her.
If German Vogue can put her on it's pages, they sure as hell can wedge my Cupcake ass into an outfit and fluff my frosting for a layout!
Sorry for the dbl without cheese!
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 1:07pm.
OK, I can now sort of see what you're saying.
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Yeah, cuz she's a baby with big boobies which makes it extra weird...LOL!
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"So what was the point? Summation: None." ~SLC Punk
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The only reason she is trying to land work is to support her drug habit.
I dunno. . . I hope she can save herself before she ends up dead, but that is looking dimmer and dimmer each day.
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seriously, German VOGUE?? wtf kind of fashion magazine can possibly give this mess the time of day?? she's been fired as a fashion "creative director", looks fucking twice her age and hasn't done a decent movie in years!
I would say to whoever booked her for this shoot: off with your head - and take this washed-up hag with you. I hear Funeral Director Monthly is looking for a cover girl!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 1:07pm.
OK, I can now sort of see what you're saying.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 1:03pm.
Her body kinda looks like a baby's body...so weird...
Explain, pls.
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I guess especially in that top pic...
Her belly is distended and her legs are really skinny and shapeless...and I guess the way she's holding her hand while in that stance - it's not really adult posturing...
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Lindsay Lohan IS that girl from college who blows guys in front of the whole party and thinks its a feminist statement.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 12:54pm.
I don't believe that a German scat magazine would feature this shit stain.
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The German's have weird taste. They featured Britney's Alli (errbuddy's got one!) as a jazz singer during the Cheeto Crisis.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 1:03pm.
Her body kinda looks like a baby's body...so weird...
Explain, pls.
Yikes. Now we know that the B.C. stands for "Bring Cocaine". Too bad Lilo didn't get carried off by a pterodactyl like Raquel Welch did.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I don't necessarily call a photo shoot "work", if so, this is about all the "work" this trick ever does. I hope one of the rags run a "bump watch" story on her now after seeing these. "The Real Reason Lindsay has been able to quit drinking and drugging- She's pregnant!!"
Her body kinda looks like a baby's body...so weird...
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"So what was the point? Summation: None." ~SLC Punk
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Well, she does look better from the rear, I'll give her that.
She's trying to work, so I guess you have to give her some credit, even though I do not want too. But I guess she's having some more dental work next week, so, she'll have time to stock up on her meds.