Sunday, June 6th 2010
Land Of The Lost
While you were drinking white wine and ginger ale in front of your carport (oh, how I wish I had a carport to drink in front of) all day yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was working her bloat for Ellen von Unwerth's camera in Malibu. LiLo says it's for German Vogue. You can already hear every copy of Photoshop in German Vogue's offices weeping at the thought of how much work they'll have to do on these pictures.
You know this cavecrackie thinks she's giving the camera "Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C." shit. More like "Cha-Ka as Gimme More Britney" shit. But that weave made from a woolly mammoth's pubic hair is a nice touch.
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Wow, she has no waist due to the bloated gut...the droopy ass...boozehound's body for sure. That is one ugly top too, looks like a 50's Cross My Heart bra.
And they tried to convince the judge the scram was gonna interfer with her "modeling" taha!!! What a joke!
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People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
*Grunt* BLOWhan smash! *Grunt*
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Quite the gut on blohan....one good fart...she should be good to go or Photoshop....*sigh* poor Photoshop. You have your work cut out for you!
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"Yes, you should always make a wish before you blow anything. Know this!" M.K. 05/10
If The Stew Cat does not like what she has to do to support her movies and image via PR, then she should quit the entertainment industry and work in some other field. She'll miss the accolades and the moolah!
Danica McKellar holds an advanced degree in mathematics but still wants to be an actress in the industry. Noting wrong with that. The Stew Cat needs to appreciate what she has. She could end up like LiLo is she does not pay attention.
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
Referring to previous chat on the MTV awards.
Thanks MK for minimal coverage of this trash. I tuned in for less than one minute. I can't believe that anyone would let their kids watch this garbage.
Coke bloats!
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 9:33pm.
What a bitch. Whatever you think of him, at least he can manage to be gracious.
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"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon." -MK
The MTV award for Best Kiss??? I'd rather go to Vegas and watch porn actors awards for best handjob in an airplane.
Meaningless TV awards.
Oh yeah Hihan...why are these people even at the awards?? Isn't she supposed to be 2 root canals away from getting more dope??
It would be easier to shoot a clam and then turn it into a thing a beauty.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 10:48pm.
I think K Stew is pissed that the world isn't her oyster after her "riveting" performance as Joan Jett. I think she really believed she'd become the critics' darling & leave "Twilight" behind.
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Haha, I agree!
It would be like if my parents 25 years ago tried to make me see a movie about Fabian, because he was so great, I would scornfully refuse and they would be too busy to see it themselves and why bother, they were there in his heyday!
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I am so sick of the Kristin Stewarts who "LOATHE" being famous...you want to just be an actress, appreciated for your "art"? Go do community theatre and NO ONE will recognize you...also I feel old as hell at 32 for thinking there shouldn't be so much real/ bleeped out profanity when mtv is for 12/13 year olds...I guess I'm just sick of hearing 12 year olds talking about how they "fuck" when in the classroom or catching freshman girls taking naughty cell phone videos on the back of the bus while other dudes film on their camera phones...
She's a HORRIBLE actress! My Nana (who's been dead for 11 years) would do a better job & have better chemistry w/ the other actors.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Maybe a few years of unemployment will make K Stew appreciate the fact that she is lucky enough to be in a profession that pays her a lot of money to do something she truly enjoys. Unless this girl changes her tune, I truly believe she is going to piss off a lot of people and find herself out of work.
Hell, she isn't even that good of an actress, IMHO. The weird thing is the die-hard Twilight fans who defend her shitty behaviour. I am not talking about the teens, but the adults.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 10:51pm.
Very "meh" reviews. Except for Dakota Fanning.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 10:48pm.
I think K Stew is pissed that the world isn't her oyster after her "riveting" performance as Joan Jett
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LOL! Did she do that already?
Sad. That came out with a thud.
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"So what was the point? Summation: None." ~SLC Punk
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I think K Stew is pissed that the world isn't her oyster after her "riveting" performance as Joan Jett. I think she really believed she'd become the critics' darling & leave "Twilight" behind.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
UGH! I can't stand Kristin Stewart. Bitch has all the charisma of a cactus. If she hates being in showbiz so much then retire and find a new profession. I bet this bitch sure is liking the paychecks she gets from that stupid franchise.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 9:33pm.
Robert Pattinson just thank K Bitch and the camera went to her and she just ROLLED HER FUCKING EYES HARD.
It's called being gracious bitch.
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No worries. She'll soon learn how to be a gracious, desperately grateful host on QVC if she keeps this Mischa Barton shititude up.
I know! What was that about? She's acting so put out over the series and embarrassed by it, but I bet she's enjoying the Twilight moolah. And NO it doesn't make you look edgy to hate your popular franchise, KStew.
She reminds me of those moody bitches that you can NEVER make happy no matter what. She comes off as an ungrateful, bratty cunt in my opinion with no personality.
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Yet again bullshit. Just like the Oscar's. Avatar was the best movie of 2009-2010
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Poor Katie...she probably feels secondary just being in the sidelines while Tommy gets all the attention.
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Milk that 30 seconds like your life depended on it Tommy Boy.
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I am so over comedies about dudes hanging out and being stupid and making jokes about penises and getting caught naked and stupid slapstick shit.
They have made the exact same movie 496 times in the last 10 years from American Pie, 40 Year Old Virgin, Road Trip, The Hangover
Please stop.
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The host is soooo bad. Not even funny.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 9:36pm.
Ugh. And I actually think Kstew is an attractive girl but that perma stank face, weird "i'm soooooo awkward" thing does nothing for her. So annoying.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Kristen Stewart looks like she would rather be anywhere but at the awards, seriously, why is she in Hollywood again.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 9:33pm.
Robert Pattinson just thank K Bitch and the camera went to her and she just ROLLED HER FUCKING EYES HARD.
I know! What was that about? She's acting so put out over the series and embarrassed by it, but I bet she's enjoying the Twilight moolah. And NO it doesn't make you look edgy to hate your popular franchise, KStew.
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Robert Pattinson just thank K Bitch and the camera went to her and she just ROLLED HER FUCKING EYES HARD.
It's called being gracious bitch.
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I know...I hate Kristin Stewart. BB, I know how much you LUV RPatz so I won't say anything about him.
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I rather watch True Blood than this Twilight shit. They already killed it.
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I can only watch Kristin Stewart look SOOOOO put out about being there and SOOOOO annoyed by any mention of Twilight before I want to smack her.
She even said something like "Twilight was a good movie.... I guess"
I hope she gets blackballed in the industry.
McDonalds is hiring bitch.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 9:12pm.
Eva Mendes usually looks HAWT, but she looks like she's wearing a big, sparkly potato sack.
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People that shouldn't be getting the awards are winning. I'm confused.
I can't believe they are still making Harry Potter movies. I stopped at two.
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Eva Mendes usually looks HAWT, but she looks like she's wearing a big, sparkly potato sack.
omg the host is friggen terrible!
omg the host is friggen terrible!
i want Sandra's dress and her shoes!
Ok, i just had to go to TMZ and look at the red carpet pics. I HAD to see how Blohan was hiding her bracelet.. that outfit is BEYOND FUG!
And i m almost ashamed to say, that those fucking Twilight Idiots annoy me more than Tom Cruise...
Now it's Best WTF moment - I nominate Lindsay Lohan who thinks she's at the Lakers game.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 8:48pm.
she's sitting in the audience at the movie awards and just tweeted "C'mon Lakers!!!!!!"
Does she think she's at a Lakers game?
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LOL! What a loser. It's that kinda stupidity that lets me know she'll be gone as soon as she cracks those last few wrinkles on her forehead.
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"So what was the point? Summation: None." ~SLC Punk
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Jesse James is crying his eyes out right now. :)
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All About Steve was horrendous.
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What? no post about the Movie Awards? Is MK still getting raped by the 500 Internal Server Error, or am i the only lame ho to watch that shit?
Okay this is getting out of control. Sandra is getting a generation award aka a sympathy we feel sorry for you award. The bitch got cheated on, she didn't rescue the Titanic.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 8:48pm.
Filthy, I know it is...but I always think of him in "Rainman" and that just made me sad. I've always thought he was a brilliant actor.
*runs from room in tears*
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I totally get ya, that was probably my one and only time liking him in a movie. I was just impressed that he didn't move/dance like a 65-year-old, which is what I would have expected if someone told me I was going to see him "dancing".
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