What In The Cherry Kool-Aid Hell?
Alien Princess RiRi brought her ketchup colored foolery to the Rio in Rio Madrid Festival in Spain tonight, and I don't know whether I want to hand her a pair of clippers or dip a french fry in her hair. Bitch looks like Ronald McDonald's special cousin Rudy who has big dreams of becoming a full-time Moe Howard impersonator, but has to work the red eye as a janitor in the meantime.
I'm trying to hate this shit, but the more I stare at it the more I see a peen head. And well, you know I'm easy for peen heads. Even peen heads that suffer from Rosacea.
Now the fact that her body looks like Vadge's Blonde Ambition tour drank too much Cisco and barfed all over it is a different subject for another day.