If you have to bite down on a stress ball every time you see the last drop of booze leave its bottle, then you better stay away from this video. For drunks, this is like watching Bambi's mommy get shot by hunters! SFist posted this video of a "crazy Russian lady" brutally destroying bottle after bottle of heaven's sweet tears at a Delano's in San Francisco. Lindsay Lohan needs to drop that Russian accent and eat another Valium. Just because she can't drink doesn't mean all of us can't!
The booze-hating crazy was eventually arrested for brutally assaulting life's greatest gift. The worst part of this shit is that everyone just stood by and dig NOTHING! Get a fucking straw and suck that shit up!