Phil Spector's Wife Wants To Be A Pop Star
While Phil Spector is serving 19 years in prison for murdering Lana Clarkson, his equally creepy wife Rachelle Spector is mass murdering ear drums and retinas with the video for her new song "Here In My Heart." It's the first single off her album called "Out Of My Chelle." Rachelle is serious with that title. Just like that bitch is serious about using every single eyeshadow shade in her Coastal Scents makeup palette. Bitch looks like Phil Spector 10 years ago in budget drag as Taylor Dane. Hopefully, "here in her heart" is a shit load of make-up remover, because that is not the look.
And that song! It should be sung by a Mickey Mouse Club member circa 1990 or a cartoon character, not a grown ass woman! Apparently, Phil produced this mess from prison, which makes sense because it's fucking torture.
I give it 9 out 9 Creepy Phils:



Submitted by agirl on Sat, 06/05/2010 - 10:45am.
OK I just watched the video again (don't ask me why) and @ 1:53 she is driving and it looks like there is a severed head on the passenger seat next to her. WTF? Anyone else catch that? Maybe it is another of Phil's murder victims?
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Seriously, wtf. There was a severed head.
Tragic. Someone should tie her hands up or put her in handcuffs. She is the biggest amateur ever. False smile, hand waving gestures that totally distract from the cacophone that is her song.I only watched if ro a laugh, but for some reason I didnt even manage a laugh.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 7:39pm.
No way that bitch is 30. No fucccckkkking way. Why no close-ups? Also, no 30 year old would dress like that. That's how a 40 year old THINKS a 30 year old would dress. FAIL.
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Uhm, Hekki, please leave my age group out of this.
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The real talent in this video production belongs to whomever was in charge of distracting the viewer from this woman's prominent middle aged belly fat, with tricks like 1. jackets worn indoors, 2. hazy lense used to shoot her bare midrif outfit from 50 miles away 3. magical sparkles dancing around the mid-section in her red flowing gown outfit 4. constant swirling camera motion 5. pin-point focus, which leaves the center of the frame in focus, but blurs the edges where her pod-like body would otherwise be visible 6. framing her from the chest up, leaving her pod-like belly out of frame.
Let's face it, this woman spent all of her plastic surgery money on her funky ass clown face.
I went back to look at 1:53, and I didn't see a severed head. The moment the car came into view, I saw a little kid. That's all.
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So is the song supposed to be about Phil????
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Girl should get 9 out of 9 Phil stars for being able to pretend to be in love with a guy who looks and acts like a Simpson character (as in Homer, not OJ)
EWWWWW, i just realized that i drive near his house on my way home from work.
i need to get into the fetal position now.
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I watched this crap again just to see the disembodied head. Instead of singing "you're here in my heart," the chorus should be "your head's in my car." Fits with the rest of the creepiness of things.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 06/05/2010 - 11:45am.
Say something nice: She sings better than the Countess de Lessups.
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Ah you mean Fishsticks? I actually liked her version of "Bette Davis Eyes".
Okay, and before anybody else beats me to it...
* reports self *
Say something nice: She sings better than the Countess de Lessups.
Singing is learned, Mah Friend.
I want to slap the shit eating smile off her face. Except she's wearing so many layers of makeup, I don't think a backhand to the mouth would show on her mask of a face. She is GROSS, STUPID, and DELUSIONAL and that's the only words I can conjure after listening to only 10 seconds of her "singing". Oh and I saw the severed head on the car seat next to her, too! That was very weird, WTF?
OK I just watched the video again (don't ask me why) and @ 1:53 she is driving and it looks like there is a severed head on the passenger seat next to her. WTF? Anyone else catch that? Maybe it is another of Phil's murder victims?
ETA - my headphones just died! I think that song was so bad it killed my headphones!
I give it a googleplex out of 9 of creepy Phils. I wonder what Lana Clarkson's loved ones think of this- makes the lyrics seem doubly creepy. On the other hand, it's perfect if you're into semi-Christian, gold-diggin, no-self-respectin', middle-aged pop.
19 years for murder huh? Is that all they are giving out now a days.....hmmmmmmm. Thats not that much with good behavior...consults list
Wonder who shes fucking for those 19 years, careful your gonna be next!
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People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I'm genuinely amazed Phil Spector actually got JAIL TIME. I thought for sure his money would have bought him a get out of jail free card.
Um. This lady is heinous. I bet she only married her creep of a husband so he could make a record for her.
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Hmmm...I'll say, Chelsea Handler in a bad wig, final answer.
Did I get it right?
I absolutely refused to rape my ears with this fuckery.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Sat, 06/05/2010 - 6:25am.
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F'n LOL! Perfect analysis. Except you forgot: Sounds like 500 internal server error.
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I am not pressing play
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Anything Specter is revolting at this point: except for Ronnie.
Anyone else think she looks a whole lot like Lana Clarkson? Creepy.....
1.) Oh, her HANDS! STOP IT with the hands already!!
2.) PTA mom....of a high school senior
3.) A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "...
4.)That voice! Mabel Hodges could get up on stage on karaoke night and do a better job. Drunk. From the corner. With no toilet paper.
5.) The wig! The wig! The wig! Just no.
6.) Dress Barn
7.) 9 Creepy Phils and 10 Ali Lohans ...and 6 Don Rickles
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"It should be sung by a Mickey Mouse Club member circa 1990." (LOL But would it be Tiffany or DeeDee? I think either of them would have done very well, as long as Damon sang back-up.)
Another perfect analysis by our leader MK.
Dogs are howling all over the world tonight after hearing this dribble...
Oh, Of course 9 out o 9 creepy Phills love that.
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Can't she tell that she isn't photogenic? The vocals are dull and totally autotuned. There is no reason for her whatsoever.
My coworker was friends with Lana Clarkson,back in the day they hit the ho stroll-lite (Hollywood scene) together. Lana was sweet, according to her. He is a nut, this*new* wife must be an idiot,masochist(fo real) or fame haor. Ding Ding Ding
Anyway, that song was hidious, NOT ronnettes. Boo!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
No one older than Justin Bieber could pull off that cheese.
She can't sing, she can't dance, and she is so not cute. And her producer is Phil fucking "I only watched" Spector. And she's so smiley and shit while her "husband" is in prison.
Woman is further gone than speakJizz.
My friend was his neighbor. (no joke)
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Awful...nine creepy Phils lol.
Snideychick sez:
Better this than Kesha.
there are not enough Creepy Phils in the world for this fuckery...this sounds that it was not only mixed and edited in jail, but fished out of the toilet their too...this bitch sounds HORRIBLE, worse than the Cuntess and her masculine voice, and Kim Z. and her shit song...this still has blood running down my ears..it is very 1989'ish...
why is it u can always spot an amateur. it's like they never know what to do with their hands and look so fucking awkward it's painful. plus i had my damn speakers on high when i pressed play. i will never be the same again. and that wig she's wearing jeeesus mighty
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Submitted by holyrollernova on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 5:37pm.
okay totally OT, but but but look what blohan posted on her twitter
"impacted, 2 of them- not all 4! thank goodness! but also having 2 root canals this coming week! TORTURE!!!!!!!!! it's just MEAN!"
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If she has a reputable doctor (LOL! @ that notion), then she would not get any pain killers after the final root canal was performed. Once the root canal is done, there is no need for pain meds - the bad nerve is gone. Anyone who has had a root canal knows this. But Blo will never get off drugs. There are many reasons why that is true, and some of them are darker than we even fully know.
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
You know who I feel sorry for? The poor bitches who had to sing back up on this shit. UGH!! Poor lost souls! They probably draw blood from scrubbing so hard in their attempts to get clean.
In order to sleep tonight, I shall comfort myself with the thought that those voices were created in the recording studio and didn't come from real live people.
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Ahh so this is the woman who is responsible for all of Spector's 'hairdos' in his trial. They said his wife is his hairdresser. Maybe she should stick with that. Oh well, wait a minute, maybe not.
Submitted by onthefringe on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 10:10pm.
let it out, re: those server errors, let it out. no worries.
hopefully, maybe, it'll resolve itself by this weekend. if not, im gonna be committed (institutionally) cause y'all will find me on 26th and Lexington rocking on the street corner, in public and in daylight, repeating the mantra "500 internal server...." over and over. pray for me.
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Well now this prostitute whore has made it obvious why she married Phil Spector.
I give it 1 million 500 internal server errors (the higher the number, the worse it is).
(Yeah ok the internal server error jokes might be getting played out but it's the end of the day and I had to get one in.)
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Submitted by copacabanagirl on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 6:49pm.
Minus the dark and creepy back story, it's not my thing, but it's not half bad either. The production values are way way better than that Countess Luanne thing and she kinda reminds me of an older Avril Lavigne. In other circumstances, this might have been considered pedestrian but "nice".
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If you were in a torture chamber and were able to pick your soundtrack would it be this or Money Wont Buy You Class????
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Sounds like something I would've written in 5th grade.
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