Thursday, June 3rd 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 2nd!
Kim tries to lure Khloe to the gym - detsild
Runners-up:
Mrs. Claus files for divorce after pictures hacked from Santa's blackberry are sold to the National Enquirer. Santa says he only regrets that the cookies aren't Mother's Circus animal cookies. - Mz.Lauren
New from Nabisco, Double-stuffed Ore-hoes - starvis
What some poor toddler found after stealing the Cookie Monster's iPhone. - alanamonster
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LOLZ hilarious!
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!
*Applauds* Congrats Winners!
Congrats winners!! detsild, ahahaha! that made my morning. starvis ;)
Gah, why does everything have to be racist? MK roasts almost everyone on this site, which is one of the reasons I love to come here.
LMAO!!
Coco saw this and tweeted..."I got nothin'."
Submitted by Imperial Whore on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 8:12pm
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Would it be too much to ask that ANYONE with a big ass, black, white, whatever, COVER THE FRIG UP ? Stop dressing in sizes 3 times too small, (you know who you are, and you KNOW your clothes don't fit !) wear some reasonably size-appropriate clothing, and most of us actually decent human beings in real life, will stop laughing at you.
Make a public fool of yourself, and I'll laugh.
This picture begs to be made fun of.
congrats to all the winners!
First CoCo motorboats an infant, now her ASS is serving my Memaw her afternoon Snack.....
MILK does a booty good.
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Aretha Franklin always keeps her snacks in arms reach
Beyonce serving Jay-Z his snax
Santa Claus's sancha.
I put my Nilla on your hip. When I dip you, you dip, we dip.
Blind item: what former rapper turned B-list TV star was seen indulging in white milk instead of his usual cocoa?
FYI - The "Pants on the ground" guy's wife is known as "Crumbs in yo ass"
A rare shot of Gwenyth Paltrow before she lost 100 pounds by eating only Nutter Butters and milk on the now-famous "Goop" diet.
Santa Clause did not find this little stunt funny.
When did Ice-T start designing furniture for IKEA?
Ummmmm.....yeah.....The cookies are tasty and the milk is nice and cold, but I'll pass on the Hershey syrup..........Thaaaaaannnnnkkkks
Kim Kardashian's ass wasn't happy about the diet, so it started sneaking some snacks on the down low.
The Keebler elves' new crack den.
Hit me up with some cheez wiz dog!
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Fashion clothes, fashion bags, different styles of clothing.
More styles and colors let you pick. Do not let the pressure overwhelm us.
Let us lead a life of ease. If you have other methods. Please share with us.
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If this is your idea of eating out, I prefer to eat in.
Badunkadunk sandwich cookies: they're like Oreos on crack!!©
Something about Mo'Nique.
Sorry I'm tired tonight.
Keebler unveils the new Badunkadunk sandwich cookie. So phat you gotta dunk it twice!©
A rare glimpse inside the chocolate dipping room at the Oreo factory.
Snack time at Ice-T's house!
For the first time ever, I can literally say "that something in the milk ain't clean".
Submitted by like-wow on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 4:04pm.
Imperial whore.. get over it.. Black women have big asses. So what. Deal with it.
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You've just proved the point I was making that no one seems to get.
Stop Reducing Black Women to BIG ASSES.
I like how you have the audacity to tell me what to do. Especially since you condone racially-inspired propaganda.
It's that simple, is it? Black women have big asses? Okay. Then by all means, let's keep this up. It's totally cool that Sarah Bartman's big ass was put on display all those years ago. It's not like there was a soul hidden under that big ass.
That's awesome! People always say stuff like "she could serve drinks off that ass," but I've never actually seen it. :-) Hooray!
I went to college with a girl like that ... never knew her name 'cause I don't think I ever heard anyone call her anything but "Table Butt"
Business in the front, party in the back
"Now where da hell did I put down ma oreos n' milk!? They was just here!"
Submitted by liverwurst on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 4:35pm.
"Imperial Whore" Maybe you have some misguided frustration here? Why don't you speak up and out when you see these types of women walking about? Let them know how you feel...let them know how they bring you down...let them know how they feed the stereo type you resent so much. Yeah, you have a point just not in the right direction is all.
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No, it's not misguided frustration. Just because you missed my point doesn't mean it's going in the wrong direction.
It's not that serious. A lot of my examples were rhetorical and sad attempts at humor.
All I was trying to say was that I find it annoying when the only black women shown in the media are those who have big butts and no class and that it's sad to see Michael K jumping on this band wagon.
And I have every right to say that.
But thanks for listening, eh?
** PS. BTW, the bulk of these caption this comments are GROSS and mildly racist. Especialy the one about kids in Compton. Yeah, funny... Kids who grow up in less than ideal circumstances are the objects of humor. Brilliant.
This is how Notorious B.I.G. was lured to his death.
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DMX makes himself useful in prison.
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Even Lil Wayne's table is ghetto.
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America may have talent but Nick Canon has Moo Moo or whatever the fuck her name is. America's loss I guess...
Once you go black you'll eat on back fat...ok that makes no sense.
This high quality Neicy Nash Asstronomical Storage Desk is made from the finest wood, as well as give you wood. Serve Thanksgiving Dinner. Take a nap. Write a Broadway play. Spread them cheeks and find all 12 seasons of Reno 911 waiting for you to 'jump right in' and enjoy. All this can be yours if the Price is Right!
The Keebler elves are moving on up....
Cover to the never-before-heard 1985 NWA christmas album, "Cookiez Fo Santa Clauz"
Vanilla Gorilla is now Vanilla Oreos!
Grab it, and plunge it in. And while you're there, help yourself to some cookies!
Santa J-Lo's coming to town
Back that snack up!
IF THEY TOLD HER TO HAUL ASS, SHE'R NEED TO MAKE TWO TRIPS