Courtney Love Looks.....Good?
Even in my wildest trip I'd never thought I'd ever write that headline. EVER. I previously thought that the only way I'd ever type those words is if Courtney Love roofied my Easy Mac, strapped me to a chair and forced me to type that shit out with my tongue or else she'd read her Twitter rants out loud to me. But I have to give credit where credit is due.
For once, Courtney doesn't look like she was plucked out of a fishing net, dipped in used glitter lube and then dried off with the farts from a hippo's ass. Courtney actually looks clean! She even has a calm look on her face like a rabid gorilla who was just shot up with sedatives and is about to fall into a deep sleep. It suits her!
And will somebody please call that crazy bitch Courtney to tell her to wipe the saliva off my own keyboard, because it's bothering me and she won't listen.
Here's more of Court at the closing gala for Marina Abramovic's show at MOMA in NYC last night. Court was joined by: Bjork (don't question that gift wrap fuckery on her body), Liv Tyler, Michael Stipe with Patti Smith, Christina Ricci and Ciara.