Courtney Love Looks.....Good?
Even in my wildest trip I'd never thought I'd ever write that headline. EVER. I previously thought that the only way I'd ever type those words is if Courtney Love roofied my Easy Mac, strapped me to a chair and forced me to type that shit out with my tongue or else she'd read her Twitter rants out loud to me. But I have to give credit where credit is due.
For once, Courtney doesn't look like she was plucked out of a fishing net, dipped in used glitter lube and then dried off with the farts from a hippo's ass. Courtney actually looks clean! She even has a calm look on her face like a rabid gorilla who was just shot up with sedatives and is about to fall into a deep sleep. It suits her!
And will somebody please call that crazy bitch Courtney to tell her to wipe the saliva off my own keyboard, because it's bothering me and she won't listen.
Here's more of Court at the closing gala for Marina Abramovic's show at MOMA in NYC last night. Court was joined by: Bjork (don't question that gift wrap fuckery on her body), Liv Tyler, Michael Stipe with Patti Smith, Christina Ricci and Ciara.
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where did courtney get the money, you ask? where do you think, from the nirvana estate. i loathe this name-dropping, talentless, leeching, potential murdering cunt.
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Patti Smith looked great ... in the 70s. But to dress the same way now is like Madonna trying to keep the 80s alive. Move on already, grandma.
I'm surprised I haven't seen any posts that say: Omg, Lady Gaga totally like did that gift wrap dress!!!
Then again, I'm on Dlisted -- not PerezHilton :P
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Fuck CL.
The real tidbit here is WTF Ricci was wearing?!
Can't describe it in any way, shape, or form, but I like.
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I'd bang her until Friday.
I'd bang her until Friday.
so, she's trying to be Sharon Stone?... yeah, as nutty as Sharon is, CL is still gonna take the cake.... and then snort the sugar out of it
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I look at these pictures of Courtney & can hear Kurt's voice saying "Who the f&*^ are you?"
When did Courtney snort Marla Maples?
pantyhose, really?
WTF are they doing there? Is that head thingy supposed to be art...or is it a documentary about cojoined twins...what?!?
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You forgot to post a pic of James Franco! He was also there but too bad he's been fighting the hot lately.
Her nose gets smaller every time I see it. Some day she's going to have a crater on her face where her nose used to be.
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oh and Bjork may need to shed some but looks lovely as always,love her!
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 5:03pm.
I agree before she looked like a puffy whale especially around her lips and cheek area..maybe she stopped using fillers or had them pumped out?
or possibly had some new kind of procedure done the rest of the world doesn't yet know of,those plastic junkies have been around and try the good shit before any of homely us know the street name or get to take it on a test drive ourselves.
This was the Courtney Love look I liked:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/courtney-...
seriously,who is this person?!
I remember watching a show where she looked like a crazy homeless 58 year old postmenopausal botched-face drank fatty fat fatty and that show was over half a decade ago!!( "Roast" with pamela anderson)
I'll say the face and body is an update to that old image carved in my head she looks younger and less tweaked and peaked but I must say I preferred her nose the last time she surfaced from when she said she has the reconstructive surgery it was fuller and more proportional the new one is like she asked for the "Paris's beak".
Nose job and face lift, and a little too thin for her age. Not good. Not good at all. I liked her better with a big nose and smeared lipstick.
I can't believe that people think she looks good. She looks nothing like herself and dead in the eyes.
Erased.
That's not her...Paris Hilton, Sharon Stone and Catherine Oxenberg and Bo Derek all had an orgy and produced this...Of this I am convinced. Snortney is twittering about her 'ungrateful' whilst sucking the ripe cheese out of her dealer's dick in some back alley somewhere....
Nice try Snort...Next time hire someone who actually resembles you...
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I just dont know which one you is
Submitted by super martian r... on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 2:19pm.
She looks a lot like Paris Hilton now to me except with bigger boobs that overflow with the dress.
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That's what I thought too. Looks good in that pic but like all plastic surgery, she'll look like a mess in a couple of days.
She looks like she downed a couple of Zanax. But, that's an improvement from crack. I have never seen her look clean so I will give her some credit.
I dont agree with what everyone is saying because her skin looks smooth for someone who had work done recently
Would it be a face lift or botox she has zero swelling on her face
What I think is that she took a shower and had a good natural make up done along with a new fresh cut
There is no way she had anything done and look so fresh
Facials and chemcial peels can do some magic and she looks radiant
So i say she got cleaned up rather then botox or surgery
She has zero signs of that on her face and her lips look more natural then before
So maybe she stopped doin fillers on her lips and thats why without eyeliner and bad extensions she looks so different
But theres no way she had some work on her face cuz her face is not puffy and theres not enough concealr in a world to hide surgery marks or temp scars
She just got cleaned up lol
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Bjork looks like she could be pregnant, trying to squeeze in(or rather out) one more before she's cut-off, either that or it's age swell or something.
Thanks Christina for always showing the good stuff.
What most celebs look like to me (incl. Courtney):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_body
But hey, for a dehydrated 2000 year old corpse she looks amazing.
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Eek, Stipe needs to ditch the beard. Girlfriend looks like a senior citizen with that shit on his face.
Impressive! A celeb event with everyone looking good and rather stylish? What is going on?
Why isn't Christina Ricci in her own post under "What kind of GD outfit is this?" :-)
Her dress is weird. It shows under-boob which is always a fashion no-no. I saw her photo on another site and it was a straight on angle from the front. It's a bizarre dress and the shoes do not flatter it nor do they flatter Ricci's legs. She is usually a cute looking chick but I don't like this look on her at all.
As for Courtney, yes, Botox and other procedures can erase the meth right off your face but only for a short while. We'll see the old CL again very soon.
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She looks like the Zombie version of Sharon Cunt, I mean, Stone
Doesn't look like Courtney to me, unless she has had some MAJOR plastic surgery.
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No not Courtney....it's a trick.
God bless ya, Bjork!
Stanley Tucci called. He wants his nose back.
She does look better. She also looks like Teresa Ganzel a.k.a. Fancy Bates in "The Toy."
<3 TBS.
I think Courtney had injectable fillers put into her face. She looks a lot better than usual, but she's still a nutter.
I like Christina Ricci's gown. It's unusual.
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I thought Courtney was broke, where did she get the money for more procedures? She looks like a completely different person now.
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She looks like she might have actually bathed recently.
Please...Courtney is still ugly as fuck...
No plastic surgery in the world is going to help her busted mug or cure her crazies...
Um, why the fuck is Ciara there?
Everyone else I can understand, a good number of them are tried & true patrons of the arts, but Ciara? I don't get it.
"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"
Looks like she had a face lift.
Goddamn - Michael Stipe is an OLD motherfucker! Shave off the fucking gray beard, grandpa!
Bjork looks like psychotic Christmas glitter.
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If you hadn't said that it was Courtney Love, I never would have guessed. There's obviously been a lot of plastic involved here, because she's unrecognizable.
The ONLY other time she has looked this good (actually a bit better but she was younger) was when she let Sharon Stone style her for the Oscars...maybe 10 years ago?
She had the same bob with bangs and was wearing a gorgeous slate blue silk charmeuse dress.
Keep it up, Court.
Well. We know she won't.
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Cunty Love has her nose thinned and did something to her eyes because they are all wonky now..she is trying to look like Wonky McValtrex...still crazy though, she looks like shit...sorry MK...not even human.
Cunty Love has her nose thinned and did something to her eyes because they are all wonky now..she is trying to look like Wonky McValtrex...still crazy though, she looks like shit...sorry MK...not even human.
Christina Ricci looks hot to me as usual. Almost makes me wanna go lesbian.