Adrien Brody And January Jones Might Be Doing It
Adrien Brody and January Jones were at the same Memorial Day party in Malibu yesterday, and now some are saying that she's sucking on his hung nose on the down low. You know, because if two famous whores go to the same party, that automatically means they are fucking each other over the toilet in the bathroom.
And while I do agree that everybody should be focusing on solving the mystery of Adrien and January's relationship, I think that before we do that we need to put our magnifying glasses over this picture. This is where the real story is:
Why are they both wearing a Jerry Garcia uniform? Why is that boy sitting on the floor in the doorway? Why is that person behind him holding a rolled up paper like my abuelita getting ready to attack? Why did a moth nibble at that lady's brows? Why is she wearing frosted Playboy pink lipstick bought at the Dollar Tree? These are the real questions!
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is there a single skanky chic he hasnt fucked in the east village..or guy for that matter EW he is the lowest of scunge...slimes around the village looking over his shoulder for the paps to shoot him..he is so pathetic
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he is such a douche bag... if she wants to fuck assholes she should aim higher ..steven bing or some dick like that... disappointing...another hollywood slut
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The war isn't working.
She's too hot for him ... I apologize to anyone who agrees with Michael K's afghan hound fetish.
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January wants publicity and she'll fuck on anybody (Piven and Brody) to get it and those two whores would nail anything female.
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The real question to be asked, and the kid probably knows the answer, is: Is she wearing panties?
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Oh, thanks a lot, MK. I just laughed out loud during a meeting when I saw those tie-dyed creepers in the background. I had to play off like I was holding a very snotty wet sneeze.
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Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:36am.
Is it just me or does anyone else remember this hot mess?
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I forgot all about that.
Hammer said "turn this mutha out".
January Jones is the most boring woman on the planet, imo. just a real dullard who lucked out landing Mad M.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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MIchael--I think that the tye-dye duo are servants at the Malibu Memorial Day party.
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She is just getting back at Don Draper.
William Hung joins the cast of GLEE!
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No clue who she is, but I'm getting a Paltrow vibe from her. Not good.
It's weird. She is so freaking gorgeous on Madmen!! But in real life so plain.
I only like her as Betty Draper. January Jones, idgaf.
And the more pressing question is why is Tony Soprano wearing purple flowered underwear? Maybe AB went over there to give him style tips. "You'd look really fly with a diamond encrusted ferret stole and a sleeveless leather vest."
Good to know I'm not the only one who thinks JJ is the mayor of dullsville.
AB, meh. He'll be back to his goats soon enough.
I hate when this happens, I see a man on a hot bike and feel all horny. Then he takes off his helmet and the face, ugh. I feel caught off guard, he abused my trust.
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MK, you forgot to ask "why is Tony Soprano in the first photo?"
she is vanilla personified.
oatmeal is more exciting.
slow drying paint is more of a turn on...
you get my point.
she's just his flavor of the month
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JJ is not, nor has she ever been, hot.
AB should be more upwardly ho-bile than this!
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1- Who's January Jones? (Not that I care)
2- What the Hell is she wearing?! Fug with a capital F.
JJ use to be kinda cute I wonder what happened? Did she get plastic surgery or lose weight?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
she is as exciting as room temperature oatmeal.
i could totally take AB's nose out for a ride, once he sampled hot latina lovin' he'd only take it with chiltepin!
I don't like her. She just looks like some plain Jane albino chick to me. Don't see the appeal...
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There's something about her that makes me want to punt her in the vagabone.
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Looks like either a hickey or a flat iron burn on her neck. Is that an engagement ring on her hand?
Lol at the moths nibbling on her eyebrow!
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:29am.
She looks like Denise van Outen.... :D
Now THATS a babe! So is JJ...J Jones not Just Jared!
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:36am.
when i was a kid
i had a tye dye tshirt stand
made money hustling them
to dumb ass spawns bred from ex-hippie soccer moms
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Ha! That's what I figure these guys are doing.
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when i was a kid
i had a tye dye tshirt stand
made money hustling them
to dumb ass spawns bred from ex-hippie soccer moms
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
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Is it just me or does anyone else remember this hot mess?
http://www.tackynews.com/2008/10/08/adrien-brody-thinks-we-care-that-he-...
Is it just me or do her knees look like she was kneeling down for a while?
She looks like Denise van Outen.... :D
The little boy just looked up JJ's skirt and that's why he has that dreamy look on his face.
The rolled up paper is a Donny Osmond poster, soon to be inserted in someone's hoo-hah (perhaps with her permission, or against her will, who knows?)
The other questions I cannot answer. Try a Ouija board or magic 8 ball.
P.S. 'January' is a stoopit name. That is all.
lol....great observations on the second picture MK. Talk about paying attention to details. That was funny.
Is January Jones the best Brody could do? I don't even know who this chick is. Even Paris turned him down, I'm sure. Poor Brody...I think he's become B or C list now.
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You are 1000% right, those are the real questions, I love that rolled up paper thing, that's when you know your mom/dad/grandma/whatever is losing it because hitting people with a piece of paper doesn't fucking hurt.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
adrien is still sticky from his paris contact...
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He's looking fuckable in these pics
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Im still fucking done with your ass. That Paris debacle will never be forgiven. You blew your chances with me sweetheart sorry!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
...is that a hickey on January's neck?? NOMNOMNOM!
That said, homegirl couldo do soooo much better than him. Like ME!
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I thought he had a long term girlfriend?
they'd be a hot couple......does she know he spoke to Paris though? That'd be a deal breaker for me.
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