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Hormel's Frank 'N Stuff Hot Dogs!
It's Memorial Day here in the US, the day we honor the men and women who fought for our country by filling our mouth holes with dozens of wieners like Gay Al Reynolds on any night of the week.
But you know what would make this Memorial Day a whole lot easier? If Hormel still sold their Frank 'N Stuff Hot Dogs, because shoveling that heavy ass chili onto your hot dog causes too much strain on your fragile wrist. Frank 'N Stuff Hot Dogs, which were discontinued in the late 80s, came with the chili IN the hot dog. They made a cheese version too. So when you bit into the hot dog, you got a load of chili (or cheese) to the froat! It's what you get when you toss Kirstie Alley's salad! Or maybe it's what Kirstie Alley wishes for when she tosses another bitch's salad. Both!
Below is the commercial for Frank 'N Stuff. Hormel not only needs to re-release this shit, but they also need to put out a beer-filled hot dog. Holding a hot dog and a plastic cup filled with the sweet nectar at the same time is HARD!
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Oh mah gaw these were awesome as fuck!! I love you MK!!
Throw on some mustard & yummmm...but if you nuked em too long the chili popped all over the microwave.
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Frank n Stuff - food from the frankenstein labs of Hormel. An appropriate name indeed and I'll take two.
nastay! i'll take two. thx.
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My mon bought these only once. She was trying to economize but the chili tasted like crap. Glad she hated them too because next time she got the Oscar Mayer weenies and Nalley's chili as usual.
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damn those look yummy i could go for one right now. can they make a vegetarian one. with like a tofu dog stuffed with like fake meat. that would be the best thing ever
I hated cheese when I was little, so I never ate the cheese filled ones, and my mom did buy them more than once. She asked me why I wouldn't eat them and I remember getting in trouble for my answer, which was "who wants to bite into a dick and have cheese spew out of it??" My mother was NOT happy with that answer.
Pamela, my mother also had the wicker paper plate holders, and I was always asking her why we needed the holders. Why couldn't we just use the paper plates by themselves? I'm sure she still has them somewhere in her house, as she never throws out anything.
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ick, nast! looks like diarrhea
Those cheese-in dogs were dangerous. That cheese turned into molten lava. As a stupid kid, I didn't learn and therefore spent my entire childhood with upper-mouth burns.
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That looks nearly as gross as the roast beef baby.
I became a vegetarian at age 12 BUT I would ALWAYS slip up in my teen years for those damn cheese filled hot dogs....and I would pretend it never happened.
My dad bought the cheese filled ones ONCE on accident. He still tried to get my sister and me to eat them but we were not having it. It was Velveeta like cheese in the hot dog...just thinking about it makes me die a little inside.
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Hmmm... I'm clenching my nether region as we speak.
OKAY just unclenched after SJPeePee!
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Holy crap that's gross. But I can't believe they stopped making them... you'd think our society would want those more than ever. Maybe they were just too ahead of their time.
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If I squint real hard and clench my nether-region I can see the resemblance! ;)
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I think he does look like you. But, hey eye of the beholder and all... His songs are great, very mellow, the kind you'd smoke a bowl to. He did the " i love, i love you i love you" song.
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OMGawd I remember those nasty ass things.
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I don't know what you are all talking about.. these look delicious... but then again I'm starving.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 10:58am.
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I can't front. Am eating poncy chocolate whilst debating to have turkey drummers and chips for dinner.
Still never had this muck :p
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@El Bastardo haha yeah I didnt get tubby by eating lentils and salads. Eating this kinda garbage is why I have to suffer thru lentils and salads now!Wahhhhhhhh
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I remember the commercials, but never had the hotdogs (my mom was better at monitoring my food intake than my tv-watching habits).
I am digging the illustration on the package, though. It's very mid '80s cartoon-y.
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 10:48am.
My gram served this shit on paper plates in those wicker paper plate holders which naturally got this crap all over them.
I remember those! I haven't thought about those in forever.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 10:13am.
AHAHAHAHAA looks like it's taking a giant dump on the plate.
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NO! It looks like poop coming out of a butthole! Ack!
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I ONLY EAT SALADS AND LENTILS!
NOTHING ELSE!
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Ahhh.... memories..... the cheese filled ones tasted like ass but I encountered them in a few b-day parties many years ago. Thank the Gods no one ever made me had to encounter the chili ones, those look even more vomit inducing.
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WHen you cooked them on the grill they would start coming and the chilli would shoot out.
My gram served this shit on paper plates in those wicker paper plate holders which naturally got this crap all over them. She would never wash those things so they had dried up chili and mac & cheese on them. Even at 7 it was vomit inducing! She was from the era that you clean your plate or you sit there till you do! ACK
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
..."you got a load of chili (or cheese) to the froat! It's what you get when you toss Kirstie Alley's salad!"
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flol. that is just gross.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
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I like totally remember this shit! My parents bought the cheese-filled ones. ONCE.
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I love myself, therefore, I have never had this so-called treat.
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I worked at Kroger years ago when they sold these. I got them every night after work. They were awesome!
LOL Ill bet MK has been stuffing his face with lots of wienies to celebrate memorial day!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I adore the fact you're here everyday, MK, be it the weekend, or holidays!!!
Happy Memorial Day to you... I love your "work"... have a weinie on me!!! *MUAH*
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
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They should partner up with pepto bismol in the marketing campaign.
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ugh when it oozes out onto the plate. i love me some coney dogs (cincinnati style of course), but not this hellish concoction.
Grody.
That looks so fucking foul. I imagine there were a lot of people that regretted eating that shit.
Somewhere in a small town, a veteran of eating these things will reminisce with melancholy fondness over its adipose deliciousness, and the fact that most of the other people who attended the company picnic with him twenty-five years ago have since died of cardiac arrest or other obesity-related illnesses. He will don his old bib if it still fits, down some [slightly] healthier Lunchables pizzas, and enjoy his Memorial Day in the full knowledge that it's not like he served in the army or something, but it's almost the same thing. Except not.
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Fuckin' puke!
AHAHAHAHAA looks like it's taking a giant dump on the plate.
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They look horrific.
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the cheese ones looked DISGUSTING!!!!! These weren't much better. My Mom wouldn't buy any of this stuff. The only hot dogs we ever had were Hebrew National.
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Haha yeah my gram use to watch me,my twin, and our two cousins our age and every day for lunch we had this disaster and mac & cheese. Duh jeeze I dont know why there is so much childhood obesity and so many fat ass adults walking the the great us of a!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I remember the cheese filled ones, because I thought they looked gross. THESE look even MORE gross - I don't remember these.
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Can't say I'm sorry that I don't remember this crap...
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