The Greatest Singuh In Da World Is Pregnant With Twins

Gee more twins, what a shock. I hope they used genetic altering so the kids don't have daddy's egg head.

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two pools are so unnecessary. why not just have one big one?

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

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those 2 kids will be ugly for sure just like her older kid.
by the time they are finished with high school most likely their dad will be dead or won't remember who they are.
bottom like congrats to them!

It would have to be an IVF job; she's too old and too anorexic to conceive naturally. Money sure buys the finer things in life - like twin babies (one of each, I would imagine - a la...just about everybody else in showbiz - these pidgeon pair IVF twins are getting REAL BORING; doesn't ANYONE have singletons anymore?) It's such a shame money doesn't buy good taste. That backyard waterworks mess is a mothers nightmare. Oh, I forgot! They'll have about 8 zealously watchful nannies per baby, day and night, so the job's right.

Good luck to them. Sadly, they'll be in their 70s when the kids are needing some parental input and guidance.....oh yes, the nannies!! (and I've got a feeling that Celine just MIGHT be a tad older than what she's making out.)

Yep, good luck to them.

Holy shit, that water park/back yard is pretty amazing.

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Pamela:

with his bad health do you think he'd have the strength to get one leg up over a chick? lol

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

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Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 8:58pm.
wouldnt it be a kick in the homely face if he was cheating on her?

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
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she's got to be the loyalest person in the world to stay faithful to Rene for so long seeing as he's old and practically broke down body wise. either that or their relationship is truly carved in the stars and they are meant to be together. weird.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

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She's a great singer but not the greatest in the world. and she still wants to push out puppies? damn you go celine!
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Yeah I find it hard to believe that all these celebs are conceiving twins naturally especially fraternal twins! Sorry dont buy it and I am a twin so nah!

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
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Can't celebs just have one kid anymore???????? Everyone is having twins.

Celine is freakishly thin, I'm not sure how she's gonna birth twins. She probably will have a Casearian because she can't actually push babies through with those scrawny hips.

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Why is money wasted on the rich.

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Why doesn't she just STFU! Make an announcement at three months or more!

Regarding their property, excessive consumption at the max. Watch out for those hurricanes!

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~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-

This is one of her recent status updates:

"I have pretty many tattoos on my arms. Some of my Family, and some of Celine Dion..They are a picture of Love things, some with my Favorite Person Celine Dion.....I just got this idea in my head, and I am going to town. Making a date real soon to have 3 new ones now, and 3 later. I will never have them removed, I never... want them removed. I can look at them at any time, and dream about them. Dreaming about Celine, is right up my ally. She is so sweet, and she calm me down whever I may be. She is my forever friend.....Maybe (1) day you can see my Celine Tattoos....I will share them with you, OK???? Okay..Bye for now !!!!!!!"

She sounds just as nuts as some of the members of the French Canadian side of my family, namely my poor aunt. Religious fervor is not good for sanity, imho.

Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 10:49am.
Do not want to be anywhere within a 5 mile radius when this chick finally looses her mind and goes on a killing spree!

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Moonmaid, take a look at that woman's Facebook page:
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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1771333078

She says in her profile:

"I am a 61 year old lady that rather be an animals friend than a humans. I would do for an animal, before I would do for a human. Do you know why, people are stupdi.
Animals are very smart, their love is unconditional. They always come back to you for love. Humans destroy it."

Yet she's on Facebook looking for "friendship" and lists Celine Dion as her special friend in her bio box.

Wouldn't you go on Petfinder rather than Facebook to find friends if you don't like humans?

*Twilight Zone music plays*

@carefee I didnt even thing about that but yeah Ill just bet her husband is working those depends like nobodies bidness! GROSS! That should have been her first damn clue that children where no longer an option

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
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How much does it cost to have a birthday party there?

She's got years of nappy changing experience so two extra bums won't faze her too much.

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ahaha Raging Waters! This reminded me that epic post of MK about a pregger woman with like 10 fetuses or something or maybe the Duggar family.

I wonder if thats a lazy river they got back there

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All I can say is that's a FUCKING AWESOME back yard and "I WANT TO GO TO THERE!"

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@ Possum I wonder the same shit about alot of these yellow teefed snaggled mouthed stars. You have the money take care of it!!! It can do you nothing but good!

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
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Nothing like being able to use your senior citizen discount to buy the kids' Pampers. Bringing babies into this world when you're almost 70 and your wife is no spring chicken is incredibly selfish.
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And with all that money, why wouldn't Rene get his teeth fixed? Geez.

Submitted by moonmaid on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 9:49am
HAHA yeah she had twins all thanks to this lunatic in the insane asylum! WOW Im a huge fan of Aaron Lewis, even smoked a joint with him once but it ends there. People like that are the onces who stalk and kill there "best friends"

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When Rene sticks the head in, that is MORE than enough!

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Submitted by moonmaid on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 9:46am.

OK, I'm being snarky, but is Rene not a bit of a conehead?
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HAHAHA yeah he is!! I never noticed because my eyeballs reject looking at him but he most certainly is!

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
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OK, I am going to hell for more snark, but I checked out the comments on the People article, and wow her fans are nuts! Check out this excerpt:
"I have always had respect for this (1) person. I knew from the first time I heard her sing, she would definetly be MY #1 BEST FRIEND. God she does wonders for me, and one day I hope to meet her in person. I always knew she wanted another Baby, when she miscarried, my Heart Broke, I was so sad, and I was depressed. I always said a prayer and lit a candle for her every week. I even put in that special request of her maybe having Twins. Not many people are Blessed with more than one, but when I heard it on the TV, I started crying, Thanking God, and taking it in, that Dreams do come True. I congradulate Celine, I Bless her and the twins, hoping they are girls. I also give my sincere Congradulations to the Families, because it is just Awesome. My friends will be the Best Parents, I know Celine deserves this, because she is the Best Person in the world. She Loves so many people, and gives all she can, no matter what it is. To see her , wherever she is at, makes me feel I have a great gift."

Funny, that's just the reaction I had - "crying, Thanking God, and taking it in, that Dreams do come True."

OK, I'm being snarky, but is Rene not a bit of a conehead?

Submitted by de Cosmos on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 9:27am.

Creepy couple! Just imagine them doing it.

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@ De Comos now was that really called for?? LOL

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-

Creepy couple! Just imagine them doing it.

I wonder how much fossil fuel it takes to keep that place going for a month?

I hate her music but she doesn't seem like such a bad person.

She had all those miscarraiges due to egg quality, not some uterine abnormality that would keep her from carrying a baby so it makes sense to not use a surrogate. Because of this (crappy eggs) and the fact that she's had nearly a dozen failed IVF cycles, it's likely she used an egg donor. On the other hand, she has all the money in the world to throw at fertility doctors, so I guess anything is possible.

At her weight, she's going to have a hard time carrying twins since it's nearly impossible to gain enough weight to sustain the babies and yourself if you start out that scrawny. She''ll probably have them really early.

Submitted by Spoiled on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 5:36pm.
They could have adopted 10 kids in the time it took science to give them 2.

EXACTLY!

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Ugh - MORE friggin' twins? These two are too old for this shit (especially him)! Sorry, I can't be happy when people bring more kids into the world for selfish reasons. You're rich enough, Celine - adopt some kids!

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she's great. congrats! i don't think she's using donor eggs. i remember reading she had her eggs frozen like 10 years ago. i hope the kids are healthy. she's awesome.

The greatest singuh has been in her early 40's for the past 15 years. Sandy Claus is like 500 years old.

I remember working at Pep Boys when her song "It's All Coming Back To me" (whatever it's called)was popular. GOD! Having to hear that irritating POS once like every hour on the muzak! Aaaargh. Drove me insane. That, and some crappy Jewel song, and "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone" was on every minute, too.

Me and my co-worker called it the Whiny Girl Singer Hour. Sheer torture.

My senior year of high school (1996) our class had to sing "because you loved me" or whatever that crappy song by her was called at Graduation...I wanted to kill myself.

Submitted by I need more cowbell on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 6:38am.
In an older issue of people she had talked about having numerous miscarriages from in-vitro and how she had to wait a while before they could do it again. That was about 3 months ago. She said that Re..ne is the one who wants the kids but wtf is he doing wanting kids at his age? Is he replacing her? She was 12 when they hooked up so if the next one is younger I guess a fetus will do.
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Agree.

Submitted by yucko on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 7:12am.

And I also never realized it until now, but her eyebrows are way too far apart, like at least 1/2" to an 1".
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If you can look past the colored reading glasses, it looks like his brows are spaced somewhat far apart, too. Maybe it's an optical illusion, since they both have such long, oval heads.

@TexnDoc, thank you.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 6:49am.

42???? Without being sarcastic and mean and intentionally ignorant, I seriously thought she is 52.
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Yeah... I thought she was older than that, too. I find it hard to believe that she was only in her late 20's and early 30's when my mom used to listen to that goofy shit in the 90's.

And I also never realized it until now, but her eyebrows are way too far apart, like at least 1/2" to an 1".

And forget donated eggs. I hope they got donated sperm because, ugh, who would want to have Rene's genes? Look at his hands. I don't even want to imagine what the rest of his body must look like.