Everyone Is Breaking Up!
People Magazine confirms that 62-year-old Barbara Hershey and 41-year-old Naveen Andrews have ended their relationship after 12 years. Naveen's rep said that they flushed their love down the toilet nearly 6 months ago. Maybe Barbara got a hold of the Lost finale script and she just couldn't condone that ending.
Naveen started greasing up Barbara's thighs with his curls back in 1998. They split up briefly in 2005, and during that time he passed his peen to another woman and knocked her up. Despite the fact that Naveen fathered a love child while they were on a break, the two worked things out and got back together. And now they're done.
Naveen better pull up his panties and back the hell up, because he's about to be attacked by a mob of crazed ladies. A mob led by my mom, because after the Lost finale aired, the first thing she said to me on the phone was, "That Sayid. DAMN!" Yeah, I don't want to know what she meant by that "DAMN" either. I don't EVER want to know. My ears are dead to that "DAMN." Let's not ever speak of that "DAMN" again.
P.S. - It's Sunday, so don't ask me to solve the mystery of what is going on with Barbara Hershey's mouth area. Dimples where there shouldn't be and shit.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but Poopy isn't a regular dlister right?
and what's this about "sphere of knowledge" more like pinhole or sphere of ignorance. You say you think he's Iraqi because he plays one on TV? Are you fucking kidding me? That's the stupidest thing I've heard today. Did you think Ben Kingley was Indian when he portrayed Gandhi? Not only are you racist, but you're a racist dumbass. My condolences for being stuck on the shallow end of the gene pool.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 3:57pm.
@Poopele - Do you by chance live in Kentucky and work in retail?
Please be gone before a house, driven by a Ghunga-Dihn Fanboy (as you put it) , falls on YOU!
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I'M A WITCH? get for fuckin real.
That's the most hypocritical shit I have ever read in my entire life.
Yes, but all the people breaking up are no-names. Lol. I guess if you break up, the whole world can know.
Me, too Snoogle, but Josh is still my first choice.
Poople, isn't it time for your meds or group therapy session yet?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Racists never get even the smallest thing right about the people they target because...
...because they just don't give a sh*t about you or your problems, Hakeem.
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 4:02pm.
Racist are funny, Indians are considered caucasian, so are arabs.
Ya...Keep thinking that, Pradeep.
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You do realize that the more you type, the more ridiculous you look, right?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 3:58pm.
I don't care if he's black, white, purple or green. I would hit it all night long.
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HELLZ YES! I'd hit it, till he begged me for mercy. Then I'd hit it again.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 3:57pm.
ahahahahahahahaha! Size 7 shoe, please
I don't care if he's black, white, purple or green. I would hit it all night long.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
@Poopele - Do you by chance live in Kentucky and work in retail?
Please be gone before a house, driven by a Ghunga-Dihn Fanboy (as you put it) , falls on YOU!
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
Racist are funny, Indians are considered caucasian, so are arabs. Though I'm willing to bet that the crazy racist is caucasian as well.
Oh the joys of being ignorant, uneducated inbreed.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 3:50pm.
Vidz, see what I mean? Like I said. Ignorance. Racists never get even the smallest thing right about the people they target because they're too ignorant to check before opening their mouths. Too pathetic!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 3:49pm.
Hey toolbag, why don't you take your small-minded failure at life ass right on out of here. No one wants to read that filth.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:49pm.
"Maybe Barbara got a hold of the Lost finale script and she just couldn't condone that ending."
I ALSO BROKE UP WITH SAYID BECAUSE OF THE FINALE. What a coincidence!
ED: But seriously, out of all the bullshit the finale threw at us - and there was a lot of it - Sayid ending up with Shannon in SidewaysPurgatory instead of his TRUE LOVE Nadia was the worst. I mean, WTF, show. Sayid's WHOLE STORY revolved around Nadia.
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Hmmmm, maybe it's because Nadia chose her husband instead of Sayid and Sayid chose to save his brother's life by getting involved in the mob issue. They weren't in purgatory together like he and Shannon were.
And do not even get me started on the cliche religious fallback storyline the writers resorted to with ending this show. Especially since they denied and lied when people called out this theory.
@vidz
Cosign. I'm a Singaporean south Indian btw. And I've people, perfectly nice people mind you, in Uni-fucking-versity ask whether I was a white indian.
Once, one of my friends was kind enough to tell me that although indians stink, I dont.
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sorry about that , that is one stupid thing to say and honest i would have snap and slap a bitch .
i have heard the same bull , oh my you are mexican , no you are not !
tell the truth , they only back off when i say , fuck half french
also someone here told me to chill cuz messkun is not a racial slur and the person using that word , was just being funny , yup and that idiot is in this thread
nuff said and wont talk about it again , but messkun is not funny
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Well shit, Vidz, if being an Indian means being stinky (I know it doesn't) then there are a lot more Indians around than previously thought. I went to return cans the other day and there was a homeless dude in there who was clearly not an Indian but his B.O. was frying the stench off the hooker he had with him!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:16pm.
For all you Lost addicts, you have to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-DShnvNNv0
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^ What are you doing?! Go rent Season 1 of Lost, STAT! Sayid (Naveen) has a significant role in all six seasons...he is hot hot hot throughout this show!
AnotherDirtyMartini -- thank you, sweets -- that's my man, Chris Meloni. Back off bitches -- he's mine!!!!! I will cut a bitch!
Submitted by chinlee3 on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 1:21pm.
So, is it some unspoken rule, like no white shoes after labor day? You're suppose to hit 60 and then you dye your hair really unnatural red.
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Going gray is tough for dark brunettes. Colorists normally try to get you to go blonde or red to reduce the frequency of coloring needed to cover the gray. Here, the eyebrows that don't match the unnatural shade of red suggest a DIY dye job.
She's a pretty lady in need of a better colorist/stylist. xoxo
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I put the F-U in Fun.
@Dog
Vidz, because racists are ignorant and incapable of learning the basic differences which are only skin deep anyway. Under the skin color (which matters not) and religious beliefs, we're all the same. And unless a person's religion advocates hate and violence, they need to be left alone and not targeted.
Cosign. I'm a Singaporean south Indian btw. And I've people, perfectly nice people mind you, in Uni-fucking-versity ask whether I was a white indian.
Once, one of my friends was kind enough to tell me that although indians stink, I dont.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:16pm.
For all you Lost addicts, you have to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-DShnvNNv0
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Heehee - cute/funny
@Twatmuffin....
Your avatar is YUM!!!
"Maybe Barbara got a hold of the Lost finale script and she just couldn't condone that ending."
I ALSO BROKE UP WITH SAYID BECAUSE OF THE FINALE. What a coincidence!
ED: But seriously, out of all the bullshit the finale threw at us - and there was a lot of it - Sayid ending up with Shannon in SidewaysPurgatory instead of his TRUE LOVE Nadia was the worst. I mean, WTF, show. Sayid's WHOLE STORY revolved around Nadia.
Submitted by AnotherDirtyMartini on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:14pm.
Did it have something to do with her Joker face?
And I was SOOOOOOOO happy about Suliet. Their kissing scene by the vending machine was HOTHOTHOT
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^ Agreed. That part actually made me tear up. Actually, all the reunions made me tear up..by the end, I was a quivering ball of tears and snot. Sexy!
Oh!! And did you catch the part earlier in the hospital - Sawyer and Juliet passed each other in a hallway door and didn't have even a glance at each other? That part threw me off.
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I know , i was like oh my god is not going to happen and then coffee time!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:14pm.
Did it have something to do with her Joker face?
And I was SOOOOOOOO happy about Suliet. Their kissing scene by the vending machine was HOTHOTHOT
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^ Agreed. That part actually made me tear up. Actually, all the reunions made me tear up..by the end, I was a quivering ball of tears and snot. Sexy!
Oh!! And did you catch the part earlier in the hospital - Sawyer and Juliet passed each other in a hallway door and didn't have even a glance at each other? That part threw me off.
uh oh , here we go again
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
@Dementa
Desmond is soooo sexy. Hurley is not one of those adorable fat guys, you know he just stinks of moob sweat. Not even precious would find him sexy.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
Wouldn't know from personal experience, but I did see this "news" story on the BBC.com website a couple days ago:
Condoms too big for Indian men -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
Submitted by AnotherDirtyMartini on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:15pm.
All of you bitches back off Naveen. He's mine now. You guys can have Spencer Pratt - I hear he's available.
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^Hey now, Dog...if we think Naveen is sexy, then you can deduct that we would not find a tool like Spencer sexy! Our lust for Sayid (I like calling him this better...oooh Sayid...oooooo!) proves we have good taste. =)
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You can think from afar, just do not approach Naveen. Mah bite is far worse than mah bark. ROWF!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
He looks a lot like Mr. Cowjam. Oh and Poopele-reported.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by AnotherDirtyMartini on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:08pm.
YES! I was sad he wasn't on the show but it was hilarious. Josh is my dream southern boy. Yum yum YUM.
I always forget about Jin but yes he was delicious. And it's sort of my dirty lil secret....but I kinda had a thing for Faraday too. DON"T JUDGE ME. I have a thing for nerds...hahahaha.
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I would never judge you! I think Sexy makes the world go around...so the more people qualifying as sexy makes me happy :)
And I'll admit (even though I do not want to do him) that Locke had a few moments of sexiness. And the Man In Black too...I thought he had pretty eyes.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:15pm.
All of you bitches back off Naveen. He's mine now. You guys can have Spencer Pratt - I hear he's available.
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^Hey now, Dog...if we think Naveen is sexy, then you can deduct that we would not find a tool like Spencer sexy! Our lust for Sayid (I like calling him this better...oooh Sayid...oooooo!) proves we have good taste. =)
Vidz, because racists are ignorant and incapable of learning the basic differences which are only skin deep anyway. Under the skin color (which matters not) and religious beliefs, we're all the same. And unless a person's religion advocates hate and violence, they need to be left alone and not targeted.
Hershey was off the hook in the movie "A Killing In A Small Town". I had no idea that was a true story.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
I usually like thin pretty boys so I was surprised how hawt Sawyer looked to me. Also Desmond is ultracute! And a bit of Hurley, not hawt but so sweet and cuddly.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
@DOG
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 1:15pm.
He's a sick MF f*ckin' towelhead to be bangin' that nasty cooz. I guez he f*cked so many goats and sh*t dat he dont care what tent he stick his teenie mohammed into.
If you're going to use racial slurs, at least get them right. Naveen Andrews isn't a Muslim and he isn't from the Middle East. He grew up Catholic in England, stupid. And he's Indian.
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I never know why racist fuckheads cant distinguish between Indians (which is a race or a nationality) and Muslims (who belong to a fucking religion). Also, I've always HATED how they made him look so damn greasy in lost. Propel stereotypes much? TMI, but i'm really sroused by the broadness of his body.
Also this hershy chick is remarkably well preserved. i didnt realize there was an age difference btw them at first glance.
And Poopy, FYI: Indians have generous sized shlongs.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
Submitted by AnotherDirtyMartini on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:08pm.
YES! I was sad he wasn't on the show but it was hilarious. Josh is my dream southern boy. Yum yum YUM.
I always forget about Jin but yes he was delicious. And it's sort of my dirty lil secret....but I kinda had a thing for Faraday too. DON"T JUDGE ME. I have a thing for nerds...hahahaha.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Ive never seen one episode of Lost. I just want to fuck this hot piece until he begs for mercy.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
For all you Lost addicts, you have to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-DShnvNNv0
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:14pm.
Did it have something to do with her Joker face?
And I was SOOOOOOOO happy about Suliet. Their kissing scene by the vending machine was HOTHOTHOT
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SULIET !!!!!!!!!!
I LOVED ALL ABOUT SULIET , SO CUTE
TEAM SULIET
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
All of you bitches back off Naveen. He's mine now. You guys can have Spencer Pratt - I hear he's available.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
This isn't too much of a shock! At least she isn't part of the curse when three celebrities die at the same time. I wonder who is next?
Did it have something to do with her Joker face?
And I was SOOOOOOOO happy about Suliet. Their kissing scene by the vending machine was HOTHOTHOT.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
It's Sunday, so don't ask me to solve the mystery of what is going on with Barbara Hershey's mouth area. Dimples where there shouldn't be and shit.
Michael K, I think it's all the Botox, collagen, Restylane, Juviderm fillers, etc. Poor woman can't even smile anymore, she'll look like a Joker soon.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 1:54pm.
It's cause he was with Shannon at the end, why the fuck why? He was crying and shitting himself all over Nadia the whole time and then BAM Shannon City, what the fuck.
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^ I was confused by that also. My husband explained that this was Jack's group of peeps that were special to him...Sayid's group would be different and may have included Nadiya AND Shannon. A heavenly threesome?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by AnotherDirtyMartini on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 1:54pm
I will cut you for Sawyer...;) hahaha but yes there were tons of LOST Hotties...I definitely would have been the cast away hooker. Jack, Sawyer, Boone, Desmond, Sayid....I would take them all!
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^ Hahahaha - bring it, girl! ;) Oh, and Jin - he had a great body too! Yep, I agree w/your list. Damn, I miss that show!!
Speaking of Josh, did you see his little skit on Jimmy Kimmel? HILARIOUS!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 1:54pm.
It's cause he was with Shannon at the end, why the fuck why? He was crying and shitting himself all over Nadia the whole time and then BAM Shannon City, what the fuck.
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i hear you , i never liked shannon , never , but i love the suliet !!!!!!!!!!!
so hot , dang
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Submitted by AnotherDirtyMartini on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 1:54pm
I will cut you for Sawyer...;) hahaha but yes there were tons of LOST Hotties...I definitely would have been the cast away hooker. Jack, Sawyer, Boone, Desmond, Sayid....I would take them all!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
For me, Josh Holloway was the hottest on Lost...that said, there were a lot of hotties and Sayid (Naveen) was one of them. Sexy! I remember saying that I thought Sayid was sexy to my sister-in-law, and the racist beyotch practically vomited. He IS very sexy. I'd do him!
It's cause he was with Shannon at the end, why the fuck why? He was crying and shitting himself all over Nadia the whole time and then BAM Shannon City, what the fuck.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Snideychick sez:
Not sad about this break up. I've wanted this hottie since I saw him in The English Patient. What I wouldn't have given to be in Juliette Binoche's shoes!
Dog -- hey, hon bun! I'm hoping you get some Naveen peen! He is totally not my type, but even I find him hot. That accent of his is to die for.