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koko, I raise my Merlot in honor of that sammie. Sounds YUM!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 8:11pm.

OMGGGGGGGG. If you don't mind me asking, what state are you in? That is truly my dream restaurant. If I hadn't just eaten dinner, I'd be making myself a grilled cheese right about now. I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

*drools*

Well, shit, I'm guessing between the beer & beans your aren't planning on sexy times tonight.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 8:03pm.

I really REALLY want tacos. Extra sour cream.
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Mmmmmtacos!

♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs

Really really spicy tacos, guacamole, sour cream, lots of re-fried beans. And beer. Lots of beer too.

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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.

Submitted by lutrele on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:40pm.

THIS SHIT RUINED MYDATE, THANKS SO MUCH.
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Sometimes I wish I could reach through this screen and smack you.

You're NORMAL! REMEMBER!?!?!

WHY are acting like a whack job?

WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I'm really curious, in fact.

♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs

So I went to the Giant's game the other day (7th row seats--given by a season ticket holder--AND THEY LOST against the Nationals, which are a fake team) BUT I passed a new restaraunt on the way to the stadium that is basically an all grilled cheese place...that is my dream !!!! I am the unhealthiest cheese and carb vegetarian and this sounds like HEAVEN to me...

Feta Tomato
feta, montery jack, roasted tomatoes, tapenade, garlic butter 7-

It's called something like American Grilled Cheese something and NO I don't work there nor have ever been there but it sounds DELICIOUS
*pouring more chardonnay*

Why is the SpeakIt froggy here again, gone again, there again, Finnegan?

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Even a small star shines in the darkness!

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BBQ and a day off tomorrow!

now Sweetness how she cuddled my sac

I AM NOT JIZZZBALLSSS. Idk who that is.

slanderusheathen, the shit you're writing is stupid.

One date is not my one shot at anything. wtf? I have dates all the time.

I don't want your empathy or sympathy, so no loss.

Tacos sound delish! Just sour cream? Or a little guac too?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 8:02pm.

Snoogle, exactly. If "speakit" (who I'm starting to believe is also Jizz --

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Maybe not Jizz but definately DEFINATELY jizzballss.
log in - log out. Know what I mean?

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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.

@ the stark raving lunatic

"THIS SHIT RUINED MYDATE, THANKS SO MUCH.

I NEVER LEFT MY CHILD AT ALL, so where the fuck that came from idk.

I DID NOT LEAVE MY HUSBAND FOR JIZZ. I left my husband because he didn't want me to have any freedom, and he wanted an open marriage. He started going to sex clubs. For almost a year, I WENT THROUGH HELL. I SLEPT WITH PEPPER SPRAY ON MY NIGHTSTAND SO HE WOULD NOT TRY TO FORCE ME TO HAVE SEX. HE PUSHED ME AGAINST THE WALL, LITERALLY. HE HIT ME IN THE HEAD. POSTS IN THE FORUM, WHICH WERE MADE BY MYSELF AND PEOPLE WHO WERE GIVING CRYPTIC MESSAGES FROM JIZZ WERE SHOWN TO MY HUSBAND AT THE TIME I LEFT. HE THEN THREATENED TO KILL ME AND I HAD TO TAKE AN EPO OUT HIS ASS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I LEFT HIM FOR JIZZ. WANT TO MAKE FUN OF THAT FUCKING RETARDED BITCHES?

AT THE SAME TIME I WAS HAVING MARITAL PROBLEMS, I met jizz at the forum and developed a relationship with him. The feelings I had for him I"M SURE certainly contributed to the downward spiral of my marriage. I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT.

IS THIS STILL FUN??? SHOULD WE GO ON??? WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT?"

Are you fucking KIDDING me? You actually let some trifling internet drama ruin a date? Your one shot at stability? Well, it's no ones fault but your own. YOU ruined your own date - not anything that's been typed here.

And - more of your personal life on the internet? For one - why should ANYone care what kind of life you have led? We've all got our own lives - yet - remarkably, aren't detailed here in such painful and gory details. For two - why do you feel the overwhelming need to "prove" yourself? Why do we need to get a dissertation on the many and various that "you've been maligned" by a screen name on the internet? You've allowed it to happen, and you deserve whatever you get.

For a quick second there, I was feeling genuine pangs of sympathy for you. But no more. It's impossible to feel empathy/sympathy for someone that brings this all upon themselves.

... and if you'd like to air more of your personal life on a publc forum, go for it - obviously, we can't stop you. If that were the case, neither of you two deranged and unbalance fucktards would even be a factor at this website.

In the dusts of Hell lurks the blackest of hate.

Yes... this is a big game. I am Jizzball, Lutrelle, Speakit, the mailman, the guy at Kroger who was scratching his nuts in the Express Lane.

I am everyone and this is fucking stupid.

This is an elaborate hoax I spent hours, days even years making a FASCINATING story of suspense, mystery, romance ALLLLL to post as all characters.

Okay... this is the finale... ready?

The End.

I really REALLY want tacos. Extra sour cream.

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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.

Submitted by jizzzballss on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 8:01pm.

roo/dog has always being a sadistic creature
wonder why ?
childhood, maybe

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I don't know what your problem is but you couldn't be more wrong. Nice try, asshole. Don't lump me in with your delusions.

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Even a small star shines in the darkness!

http://www.modestneeds.org/

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 8:00pm.
Having said that, whatever you think happened between you and Jizz, he clearly doesn't agree, correct?

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Clearly.

Snoogle, exactly. If "speakit" (who I'm starting to believe is also Jizz -- yes, conspiracy EVERYWHERE! lol) really was done, we wouldn't see its ass. This is a big game. & everyone who comments becomes a player.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Here lemme save snowy some work for tomorrow:

OMG STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL?!?!?

♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs

roo/dog has always being a sadistic creature
wonder why ?
childhood, maybe

Submitted by Marvin on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:53pm.
You peeps say you hate this shit but I come back and you been sitting here for hours talking about this shit. Doesnt look like MK is hurting none by this
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Please...like you are morally above all of this ? You are obviously checking in with this too. Open Post is like a horrifc car crash that you see when you are driving by that you can't help but look at even though you don't want to...

so everyone at the forum felt bad, and jizz felt bad so they formed some fucking union of guilt and sorrow....

AND JIZZBALL WAS A SELFISH PUSSY THEN AND SHIT AIN'T CHANGED.

I OWE HIM NOTHING. I OWE THE PEOPLE OF DLISTED NOTHING.

Are we clear?

Imma say this with all seriousness. Speaky, if you were a battered woman then that is beyond horrendous and I am so sorry you had to go through it. No one deserves to be terrorized and abused. And on that you don't owe anyone any explanation or details. What your ex did is sickening.

Having said that, whatever you think happened between you and Jizz, he clearly doesn't agree, correct? So why keep putting yourself not only through this with him, why do it with the rest of us? At this point if people don't make fun, they'll just leave. Is being the butt of Jizz jokes your goal? Because if yes, then you have achieved it beyond your wildest dreams and you brought it all all on yourself.

We now return to your regularly scheduled snark.

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Even a small star shines in the darkness!

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I keep hearing the same thing in my head "summon the jizz" I think its coming from my back filling.
Jizz is 'smooth' like that.

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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.

Speaky, I for one am sorry you had to go through that. With that said, please do not engage w/Jizz or his alts. Just be you. Remember when we used to have fun in OP at night? Where's mah bambam to confirm?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:41pm.

Hahaha, me too on the Babysitter's Club... I was probably more of a Mary Ann IRL, but I always wanted to be Stacey... minus the diabetes :)

You peeps say you hate this shit but I come back and you been sitting here for hours talking about this shit. Doesnt look like MK is hurting none by this.

CRYPTIC MESSAGES FROM JIZZ

Oh, you get those, too? I just found one in my left shoe.

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Even a small star shines in the darkness!

http://www.modestneeds.org/

Deputy Dog - Did you bring the curry scented candles and foam padding?

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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.

I smell jizz and candy,with a slight aroma of burning sage.

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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.

KOKO, I'm DIVORCED now.

Submitted by lutrele on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:40pm.

BWAHAHAHAHAH! SHAFUCKINGZAM!

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Even a small star shines in the darkness!

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Y'all are making me feel really old. I remember those books, but only because MY DAUGHTER read them. In the 90s, because Im old, just not THAT old.
Fuckola. Now I will forever more be known as the Granny of the bunch.

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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.

Submitted by lutrele on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:40pm.
THIS SHIT RUINED MYDATE, THANKS SO MUCH.

I NEVER LEFT MY CHILD AT ALL, so where the fuck that came from idk.

I DID NOT LEAVE MY HUSBAND FOR JIZZ. I left my husband because he didn't want me to have any freedom, and he wanted an open marriage. He started going to sex clubs. For almost a year, I WENT THROUGH HELL. I SLEPT WITH PEPPER SPRAY ON MY NIGHTSTAND SO HE WOULD NOT TRY TO FORCE ME TO HAVE SEX. HE PUSHED ME AGAINST THE WALL, LITERALLY. HE HIT ME IN THE HEAD. POSTS IN THE FORUM, WHICH WERE MADE BY MYSELF AND PEOPLE WHO WERE GIVING CRYPTIC MESSAGES FROM JIZZ WERE SHOWN TO MY HUSBAND AT THE TIME I LEFT. HE THEN THREATENED TO KILL ME AND I HAD TO TAKE AN EPO OUT HIS ASS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I LEFT HIM FOR JIZZ. WANT TO MAKE FUN OF THAT FUCKING RETARDED BITCHES?

AT THE SAME TIME I WAS HAVING MARITAL PROBLEMS, I met jizz at the forum and developed a relationship with him. The feelings I had for him I"M SURE certainly contributed to the downward spiral of my marriage. I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT.

IS THIS STILL FUN??? SHOULD WE GO ON??? WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT?
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Honestly, this is truthful and not supposed to be "funny" or anything...it sounds like there are several unresolved issues with your marriage that you could benefit gettng counseling for. DO NOT give jizz anymore ammo...he smells the weak and vulnerable.

Submitted by aquarius on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:26pm.

OMG I loved those books... always thought Elizabeth was a total prude, though (and it was disappointing, bc that's my name) :) I think I read every single one of those books (plus the Babysitter's Club!) from age 8-11 or so.
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I hated Elizabeth...I always wanted to be Jessica.Elizabeth was always perfect, smart, friends with the teachers etc...I have vague memories of getting dropped off at the library and kind of having to "sneak" those books in between the big old stack I would check out. I LOVED babysitter's club too...(so funny because my name is christy and I never liked the character of 'kristy' in those books--I always liked claudia and stacey).

THIS SHIT RUINED MYDATE, THANKS SO MUCH.

I NEVER LEFT MY CHILD AT ALL, so where the fuck that came from idk.

I DID NOT LEAVE MY HUSBAND FOR JIZZ. I left my husband because he didn't want me to have any freedom, and he wanted an open marriage. He started going to sex clubs. For almost a year, I WENT THROUGH HELL. I SLEPT WITH PEPPER SPRAY ON MY NIGHTSTAND SO HE WOULD NOT TRY TO FORCE ME TO HAVE SEX. HE PUSHED ME AGAINST THE WALL, LITERALLY. HE HIT ME IN THE HEAD. POSTS IN THE FORUM, WHICH WERE MADE BY MYSELF AND PEOPLE WHO WERE GIVING CRYPTIC MESSAGES FROM JIZZ WERE SHOWN TO MY HUSBAND AT THE TIME I LEFT. HE THEN THREATENED TO KILL ME AND I HAD TO TAKE AN EPO OUT HIS ASS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I LEFT HIM FOR JIZZ. WANT TO MAKE FUN OF THAT FUCKING RETARDED BITCHES?

AT THE SAME TIME I WAS HAVING MARITAL PROBLEMS, I met jizz at the forum and developed a relationship with him. The feelings I had for him I"M SURE certainly contributed to the downward spiral of my marriage. I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT.

IS THIS STILL FUN??? SHOULD WE GO ON??? WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT?

what would he do?
play with blocks or a bloke

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:26pm.

OMG I loved those books... always thought Elizabeth was a total prude, though (and it was disappointing, bc that's my name) :) I think I read every single one of those books (plus the Babysitter's Club!) from age 8-11 or so.

jizzball is the evil twin
*hiss*

I m out for now, my son has me drawing all kinds of dumb animals for him, so i ll give him some Quality Time..BBL, whorz!

I'm 32...

WWJD
what would jizz do ?

koko, you are definitely not my older sister. I think you are a decade younger than me.... :)

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You shake just like a fish, you pat me on the head
Took me out to wine-dine-sixty-nine me, but didn't hear a damn word I said
-Alanis Morrisette

Sorry, Koko. No clue.

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Even a small star shines in the darkness!

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:18pm.
I always wished I had a twin so I could get out of stuff. Always handy to have someone else to blame.
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I always wanted to be a twin because in the late 80's when I was 9 or 10 (or maybe 11) I read those completely cheesy "Sweet Valley High" book series (anyone remember those??) and I thought they were racy and I loved the "adventures" that Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield had.

crazy ass feral pussy

UBF, I've been in there a few times and was attacked by some fuck ups. AHEM...
All it seems to be is fighting about "alts"

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

I always wished I had a twin so I could get out of stuff. Always handy to have someone else to blame.

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Even a small star shines in the darkness!

http://www.modestneeds.org/

I read back because I'm bored like that and already read the paper. Aquarius, I'm sooo jealous you guys still have a drive in! We had one here up until about five years ago or so and I loooved going. Sads that it's still closed.

I m not going in the forum, that place sounds scary.