Twit & Twat's Latest Publicity Stunt?
Heidi Montag might still have one functioning brain cell left in her head that hasn't been completely shaven down by her plastic surgeon because it was too fat (but probably not). Or this is just Spencer Pratt's attempt at trying to kick Gary Coleman off the cover of People Magazine next week. Whatever the case may be, TMZ says that Heidi has galloped away from Spencer Pratt and is looking for a new place to live. That means Spencer can stick his crystals up his ass in peace now.
Heidi's rep tells TMZ: "Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She's tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career."
I think I feel you trying to care. Or maybe I'm feeling you trying to pass a fart. Yeah, probably the latter. If this is true, at least Heidi has her scary plastic monster face to remember Spencer by. Every time a child makes the sign of the cross at her, she can think fondly of that giant butt plug covered in flesh colored ass hairs.
And I doubt you're even reading this since you're still laughing at "focus on her acting career."
(terrifying image that most of you are taking as a direct threat via Pacific Coast News)