Twit & Twat's Latest Publicity Stunt?
Heidi Montag might still have one functioning brain cell left in her head that hasn't been completely shaven down by her plastic surgeon because it was too fat (but probably not). Or this is just Spencer Pratt's attempt at trying to kick Gary Coleman off the cover of People Magazine next week. Whatever the case may be, TMZ says that Heidi has galloped away from Spencer Pratt and is looking for a new place to live. That means Spencer can stick his crystals up his ass in peace now.
Heidi's rep tells TMZ: "Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She's tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career."
I think I feel you trying to care. Or maybe I'm feeling you trying to pass a fart. Yeah, probably the latter. If this is true, at least Heidi has her scary plastic monster face to remember Spencer by. Every time a child makes the sign of the cross at her, she can think fondly of that giant butt plug covered in flesh colored ass hairs.
And I doubt you're even reading this since you're still laughing at "focus on her acting career."
(terrifying image that most of you are taking as a direct threat via Pacific Coast News)
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Yeah the focus on her acting career part should have been an end to that post. For reals. I almost feel bad for them because they look so desperate but I don't...
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Manimal, agreed. something seemed a bit much when it was reported that the cops were called on her mom at her home. like she can't be a grown woman and deal w/ her mom, spence had to dial 911. that 911 story always read incredibly weird. but what isn't w/ those paranoid goats.
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I'm almost starting to give a shit about this. Spencer does seem to be the controlling type...Heidi is better off without him.
He scares me!
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Oh NO, please guys, say it isn't so! Where else on this earth could either of them ever find such a perfect partner?
She looks just like Jocelyn Wildenstein here. What an idiot!!
Obvious PR stunt
Hah! If Michael Bay is replacing Megan Fox with the wife of one of the most despicable human beings on the planet, the axis of the world is gonna tilt and people are gonna be on Megan Fox's side. Maybe not right now, but when the fateful day comes, you just fucking wait!
I won't fuck with Spencer. Asshole or no asshole, he looks like he could kill someone.
I heard a crack on E! news about the "fake bad press" and was like, "WHAAAAT?" Um, pretty sure all the "bad press" relates to the fact that she looks like a half-melted Real Doll and has the acting skills of a seahorse. How is Spencer "controlling" that? Does she secretly have a beautiful face and small perky ta-tas? She really is delusional...
I wonder how these two fools will make a living now that "The Hills" has been canceled. Micheal Bay is not going to hire Heidi for T-3. She really is a bimbo. She has a bad image as vapid and immature.
As for Spencer Pratt ... who gives a fuck for such a Svengali? He makes Rasputin look like a member of the VFW. He's probably a homosexual in hiding.
One of these days perhaps Heidi will wake up and stop the surgeries. Go back to school, lass. You're not going to make it in the entertainment industry in front of a camera.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 2:16am.
Okay, I hope I don't get popcorn thrown at me for saying this, but I truly feel sorry for Heidi.
At one point in my life, I was in a relationship with a VERY controlling man who was a fucking sociopath. He tried to get in between my friends, my family, even my schooling and work. This shit went on for a whole year and when he finally left, I had to go through some intense counseling to get my head back on right.
Idk...I see Heidi and I see how I was with that man. I just only hope she gets out of there FAST before she winds up dead because at this point, that's where she's headed.
Okay sorry for my mini-rant there.
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Same here, Spencer reminds me of two of my exes (one was controlling like him, the other kind of looked like him, no where near as ugly and fleshy bearded, but still an asshole)..It's hard for me to watch sometimes b/c it's all too familiar. I really do hope that this is her coming to her senses and not just another way to get attention.
He looks mentally deranged. I hope she's really leaving him.
Looks like Twit has a bad case of meth-mouth.
Spencer is nothing. Heidi is a bionic bimbo. If she leaves him and divorces him, what will he do? He'll try to control her or hurt her, and that is sad, even if it's Heidi. She has no self-esteem or intelligence whatsoever.
This will end badly. Someone is going to get toe-tagged, and Heidi is the safe bet. What a shame it won't be LiLo. Why do women gravitate toward lads like Spencer Pratt? Anyone should be able to see he's a nothing. Then again, women are attracted to "bad boys." Who can make sense of such nonsense?
A sex tape is next. -- They're getting desperate.
I also foresee a tragic ending... for either both, or just ome of them.
Ticking bombs.
Fake bad press????
Oh, I get it.
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It looks like horny Spencer is dragging a well lubricated blown-up sex doll.
heidi's doing another reality show *shock!* with the jen buney girl who was on the hills sometimes (yes, i did watch it until lauren left). Yet the biggest problem i have from learning this is, how is this jen girl supposedly (thank you twitter) accepted to MED SCHOOL? how in the fuck did that happen? I mean, really? How in the world does one go from having a lexicon comprised of such deep words as "yeah", "whatever" and "gnarly" to being part of the medical business and not necessarily due to being a bad example of plastic surgery?
I think both of them should be loaded onto a rocket and shot directly into the sun.
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Spencer totally gives off a Paul Bernardo vibe. Whoever predicted a murder/suicide is right on the money I think.
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I know babybunny! she is doing another show.....but now she is claiming Spencer held her hostage.
ugh, she is such a fucking loser.
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Submitted by chlyn on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 8:58am.
@lutrele
>> When I read that, it looks like Crusty Butt.. I know, I'm a seven year old, sorry. :(
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sure enough this is all for a show..she is as fake as the day is long....hooking up with someone of the last name of Bunney...how genuine can that be...God, I despise this cunt to her core....all for reality t.v. she cannot have one original or real thought in her head.
@lutrele
>> When I read that, it looks like Crusty Butt.. I know, I'm a seven year old, sorry. :(
HA! Well, I'm a 6 year old, and I think your comment rocks!
Not only is this a publicity stunt that stinks to high heaven, but I don't give a flying fuck about these two phony, no talented assholes.
And yes, you have offended me with their pictures. Yucky fuckers. *LOL*
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Aw, shucks...these two crazy kids belong together! (accent on the crazy)
P.S. I loved the post about stealing your ex's socks, hilarious! He's probably still looking for them to this day, hahaha
"all that fake press"
hey you stoopid bitch youre nothing but fking plastic you outta change your name to RUBBER MAID
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Submitted by lutrele on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:23pm.
"it's really sad that she's so insecure she got allll that plastic surgery and she's still fucking that guy"
Fucking? I'm positive that the last time Spencer was in a vagina was his trip through the birth canal.
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I think they're both imbeciles: Pratt is a danger to all, and Montag is just a danger to herself.
Today's celebrity "culture" disgusts and concerns me: between the dangerous "celebs" and the sham of "justice" applied to them, I fear for the children, teens and young adults of today.
All that fake bad press isn't fake, it's real. And I doubt Spencer controls anything outside their front door.
Can't he just kill her and then himself and give us all a break,
Why isn't this plastic antichrist dead yet? I refuse to talk about this human abomination. Please die.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 2:16am.
Okay, I hope I don't get popcorn thrown at me for saying this, but I truly feel sorry for Heidi.
At one point in my life, I was in a relationship with a VERY controlling man who was a fucking sociopath.
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I totally get that. Been there, done that. In the end, I stole his socks - somehow that just helped me feel better (he had really nice socks:)
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 2:16am.
Okay, I hope I don't get popcorn thrown at me for saying this, but I truly feel sorry for Heidi.
At one point in my life, I was in a relationship with a VERY controlling man who was a fucking sociopath.
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I totally get that. Been there, done that. In the end, I stole his socks - somehow that just helped me feel better (he had really nice socks:)
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Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:51pm.
Manimal: Re: "I am not Heidi Pratt, I am Heidi Montag"...by the same token did she not say on camera "who am I without spencer"? I think she's all f*cked up on the oxy
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Agreed. Or really, just that dumb. I have to admit to checking out a couple epis of the Hills...(what?! there was some escandalo I had to check out!) and they've been prepping the public for the break up for a while.
But I'd say a similar thing about her as I did Linda Lovelace - she wanted to do some crazy outlandish things but she wanted someone else to be held responsible...and I feel REALLY sorry for her Christian self becuz some of these "Christian" women she was trying to emulate really steared her down the wrong path...like Tammy Faye is the most accessible example I can think of. There was some other "Real Housewife"...which is more clear for me - I saw this thing where she and her hubby sat down with a pastor and asked how they could get people to believe she was really Christian with those big ol' boobies she bought.
TOTALLY supportive convo. LOL!
She wanted to be a sex symbol but not a "whore". So, of course, she needed a husband. It can't be easy to find a man douchey enough to want to marry you AND turn you into a sex doll made for public consumption. (Ice T and Coco are EXCLUDED from that analogy! That's different!)
Actually the whole idea of how they got together just made me laugh...she wanted some guy to turn her into a sexy star and he probably hit on every single one of those Hills girls until he found the one that could get him on the show;p LOL! They found each other and called it LOVE!
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Okay, I hope I don't get popcorn thrown at me for saying this, but I truly feel sorry for Heidi.
At one point in my life, I was in a relationship with a VERY controlling man who was a fucking sociopath. He tried to get in between my friends, my family, even my schooling and work. This shit went on for a whole year and when he finally left, I had to go through some intense counseling to get my head back on right.
Idk...I see Heidi and I see how I was with that man. I just only hope she gets out of there FAST before she winds up dead because at this point, that's where she's headed.
Okay sorry for my mini-rant there.
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this is just another one of their ploys for publicity people, don't be fooled. they can't go a day without being in the "news" for some useless crap, it's pathetic. with the stupid "hills" ending they have nothing else going on, so they're grasping for straws.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
MTV are a true shower of shit these days. The shows on there are a joke (thank Fuck we don't get a lot of these in the UK but I watch the Soup so I get a fair idea of the VH1/MTV reality shows). How can they let this .. thing... go on TV and cheer her on?
The MTV I know was a looooong time ago when it played.. here it is.. it's a novel thing.. MUSIC videos! They should drop the M and just go by Trash Vision.
He looks deranged and she looks like an aging bombshell past her prime (and this without actually ever having been a bombshell). Think May West in the late 70's. I foresee great tragedy for these two.
He gives me creepy vibes, exactly like that serial rapist/ killer in Canada, Paul Bernardo
By "acting" she means porn, right?
By the way, Heidi Montag looks kinda cute in that picture. Way better if Spencer was out of it.
Funny enough, Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad have came out without plastic surgery, and they look amazing! You respect those two more since they don't believe in going under the knife.
Jesus, why don't they go out and play in traffic with Megan Fox.
That is all.
so again, why was she the one to get plastic surgery? am i the only one who actually thought she was cute before and that he's always been fug?