Friday, May 28th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Countess LuAnn's "Money Can't Buy You Class" Video
YES! Ever since RuPaul's Drag Race went dark I've been craving some dick tucking EXTRAVAGANZANESS, and now I can finally inject a little into my ass lips thanks to The Real Housewives of NYC's Cuntress LuMann! This is his new video for "Money Can't Buy You Class (Elegance is LUUUUURNED)".
Who knew they can auto-tune a face too, because that looks nothing like her. They used more Vaseline on the lens than they do on LuMann's anus before her prostate exam.
Source: Bryan Boy's Twitter via ONTD
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Again with this bitch...
I liked Tardy For The Party much better..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5i5PaBEhnk
Submitted by Romy on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:04am.
I've always wished I could sing because I love music and it makes me sad to hear myself sound like a constipated mule in heat when I try to do karaoke.
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Me, too, Romy. I love music, always have. But I have NO natural talent for it AT ALL. And it's the biggest disappointment in my life. Some days, it makes me really sad, actually. What I wouldn't give to be able to sing and play an instrument really well.
@ angel_i
Did you see that every comment by that racist Tsklala was deleted?
Money CAN"T buy you class, but apparently it CAN get you a music video that makes you look like a madame's prostitution whore. An uptown girl approach might have been more fun to watch, just sayin'...
I've always wished I could sing because I love music and it makes me sad to hear myself sound like a constipated mule in heat when I try to do karaoke.
But honestly, if people like this Cuntess woman can get away with THAT much autotune and they still sound bad, then what's stopping me from becoming a professional singer ? All I need is a stint on a skanky reality show to jumpstart my singing career.
Maybe that was LuAnn's reasoning after she heard a Heidi Montag song...
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:03am.
*gets a ziplock bag and starts collecting dog-poop for Eileenie's trip to Ireland*
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Thank you!
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:58am.
LOL my sister always said I was never fun to be high with because I was to parinoid. I had to have the doors locked and shades pulled down and had to keep checking to make sure! My dad said he was the same way. Funny conversation to have with your dad.
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:47am.
I just did that online.
132$ : (
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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall
*gets a ziplock bag and starts collecting dog-poop for Eileenie's trip to Ireland*
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:55am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:53am.
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LOL even if I did get stoned anymore, if I did get stoned at work I know i wouldnt be able to maintain. Id proably freak out and tell my boss I was stoned and needed to go home!
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lol
Well...I'm a totally functioning stoner.
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*giggle* Me too. Shhhhhh!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:00am.
Can money please buy this whore some singing lessons?1...Anyways, I will be going with my girlfriends tonight to see Sex and the City 2 tonight (dont judge me!)
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Mmmmkay....we'll try....
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♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Can money please buy this whore some singing lessons?1...Anyways, I will be going with my girlfriends tonight to see Sex and the City 2 tonight (dont judge me!) Have any of you other whores seen it yet (and are willing to admit it lol) how was it? I know it's getting sh*t reviews from the critics. The true critics are always "real people" though...so...thoughts?
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:55am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:53am.
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LOL even if I did get stoned anymore, if I did get stoned at work I know i wouldnt be able to maintain. Id proably freak out and tell my boss I was stoned and needed to go home!
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lol
Well...I'm a totally functioning stoner. I can do anything high...go to the store, drive and even do my work. lol...Although I don't do it at work all that often. I just felt that today was speshul. lol...
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The Doctor: Shut up, K-9!
K-9: Affirmative, Master.
The HAHA reminds me of a Disney villainess.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
@fishsticks-Best moment ever was when she had to admit on tv she couldnt afford something!! HAHAHA! But really I feel sooooo bad for her because she had to move into that ridiculously large and beautiful house in the hamptons! boo hoo
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
When are they gonna change the name of this show to the Super High Priced Call Girls of... ?
or maybe
The Ultra Tucked Trannies of....
I mean, seriously. When?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Koko- you can do the registration shit online.
Do you have the renewal form you got in the mail?
There is a code on there you will need.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:53am.
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LOL even if I did get stoned anymore, if I did get stoned at work I know i wouldnt be able to maintain. Id proably freak out and tell my boss I was stoned and needed to go home!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Lawnboys are here, now sneezing my ass off.
She realizes she's turned herself into a walking PSA, right?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Must have taken alot of work and a ton of people to make her not look like the leather bag she usually looks like
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
*tackles Rasc*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:43am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:37am.
Just for the record, I am NOT watching that mess of a video.
Off the record...I'm stoned. ;-P
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Me niether to the video
and as far as being stoned Im at work and fucking wish I could be stoned here!
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Ha...I totally am at work. @_@
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The Doctor: Shut up, K-9!
K-9: Affirmative, Master.
@ kokoskitten
You can pay your car registration fee online. I do it all the time, it's easy.
koko, can you do that shit online?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Her voice sounds like a man's. RuPaul could have pulled it off, better yet Eartha Kitt.
Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it.
Pamela, you are right she is so twofaced. I got a good laugh seeing her go apartment hunting but she's all broke and can only afford places not up to her 'standards.' I think she has no idea how much anything costs because she was just living in her sheltered little delusional world. Classy!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
I am pissed! Cuntess looks hot. The thing is, she will see this and actually believe she looks like this.
The eggheaded man who produced this should be shot for sheer fuckery.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
I have been up since 4:00 AM (not on purpose) and I just want to sleep...but no I have to go the DMV and get the car registration figured out.
I am such a lazy procrastinator.
This wonderful gem along with 9 others have made my worst songs by reality TV stars list.
You would think that the Countless would top my list, but sadly she doesn't.
http://realityranker.com/?p=875
Submitted by BklynGirl on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:40am.
OMG the "HAHA" around 2:46 is MAGIC!
This is hilarious!!
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I swear I just logged on to post this EXACT message. The "Haha" made me roll. And I love all the $7 words like "grandeur" - which I think is what she's saying, even though it sounds more like "grand jury."
I couldn't get past 5 seconds. I'd have to do 12 vodka eyeball shots and my face duct taped to at 42'' hd before I watch that craptastic piece of shit all the way through. Not gonna happen.
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Bitch, Don't You Ever!
she looks like ashley dupree in this video. has there ever been a worse song?
Have a great Memorial Day weekend, everybody!
Sucky&Fucky, behave, baby! ♥ ♥ ♥
I dont get the video she is talking about class taking money and trowing in the floor, so getting paid is low class but doing 4 guys at once is classy?
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:35am.
I lasted 58 seconds before I started feeling suicidal.
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Im impressed it was a whole 58 seconds! :)
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by shandi on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:39am.
Money can't buy you class, but apparently, it CAN buy you a recording contract, even if you can't sing.
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Then Katy Perry and Kesha must be gazillionaires!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
How do they do that to her face?! I don't understand. Isn't not just plastic surgery. Is it lighting and makeup?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:35am.
MAH FRIENDS.
OH YEAH.
What suckandfuck said.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:37am.
Just for the record, I am NOT watching that mess of a video.
Off the record...I'm stoned. ;-P
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Me niether to the video
and as far as being stoned Im at work and fucking wish I could be stoned here!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Irish, have you seen any slykicks, lately?
*grabs Sucky's balls*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Im sorry IrishFury but Epic FAil is in my vocab to stay! Love that term, Ill try to lessen my use, and only use it in extreme situations, but only because your irish
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
OMG the "HAHA" around 2:46 is MAGIC!
This is hilarious!!
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:36am.
She has the same "singtalk" style as Kesha. "All I do is talk to a lame beat..."
Fucking Kesha. I would love to know what she paid the devil for her success. Absolutely no way a useless bitch like her did it on her own "talent." Singing or dick-sucking skills.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Money can't buy you class, but apparently, it CAN buy you a recording contract, even if you can't sing.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:28am.
I have one thing to get off my chest:
I'm beginning to hate the constant referral to something unsuccessful as a "FAIL!!!" or even worse, that damn "EPIC FAIL!!"
It's been said to damn death already, can't we all find some other expression?
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I could add a couple of others to that list, Irish.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
when my cousins heard her sing they said it had to be a joke and I was rolling on the floor saying is real ps. they think Paris Hilton is a style icon
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Actually McMeanie,
It's CHRISSSTIIANNNNNNNN!
I like to yell that as I'm cleaning my Gargoyles.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:28am.
I'm beginning to hate the constant referral to something unsuccessful as a "FAIL!!!" or even worse, that damn "EPIC FAIL!!"
It's been said to damn death already, can't we all find some other expression?
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how about LOHAN?
as in, BP has LOHAN'd another attempt at fixing the oil leak.
Just for the record, I am NOT watching that mess of a video.
Off the record...I'm stoned. ;-P
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The Doctor: Shut up, K-9!
K-9: Affirmative, Master.