Open Post: Hosted By Countess LuAnn's "Money Can't Buy You Class" Video

Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:45am.

Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:34am.
Seriously and we arent talking your everyday regular old porn. This is some fucked up shit like scat, fucking geriatrics and people with missing limbs. Someone needs to learn to erase history or make sure no one needs to use his computer! Hes lucky his boss has no idea how to even turn on a computer!

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GAH...that IS disgusting.

We had someone here who got caught looking at porn and his computer ended up with all sorts of internet locks on it because of it. He is lucky he didn't get fired!

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The Doctor: Shut up, K-9!

K-9: Affirmative, Master.

No, I will not click. Is this Bitch for real?

Koko, the little slut in braids gringing on that boy will be pregnant the same year she gets her period.

Fucking disgusting.

looks like you're a little "Tardy For The Party", Countess. Kim and her wigs were the original talentless tricks to sashay on Youtube.

2012 can NOT come fast enough...elementary school kids being filmed at a "party" while they bump and grind, hump the floor, and grind on each other. Truly Revolting.

http://tv.gawker.com/5549754/kids-gone-wild-dirty-dancing-video-will-sho...

Money can't buy you a hot track either, apparently.

OMG this song is way worse than that tardy for the party shit. My ears are bleeding.

M.E.
thanks lady. I'll have to find it in a store...charging you for unwanted stuff? fug dat. I'm broke as is.

@angel_i

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWXL9XfmqVk

<3

I wonder if this video gave the Count a boner of jealousy?

You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.

Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:34am.
Seriously and we arent talking your everyday regular old porn. This is some fucked up shit like scat, fucking geriatrics and people with missing limbs. Someone needs to learn to erase history or make sure no one needs to use his computer! Hes lucky his boss has no idea how to even turn on a computer!

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-

Per this video, it's not classy for me to drink my beer straight from the bottle, BUT it is classy for a cougar to lay around with half a dozen under-age dudes. :P
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If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you. ~

Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:29am.

Its happened to me, its because she didn't want him to cum in her. Whatever bitch!!! Get on the pill and STFU.

Couldn't understand what she said though.

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Ah, OK! Jeez, talk about a mood killer. I agree - if he was her boyfriend, and they weren't using protection, why isn't she on the Pill? She's lucky she never ended up with a Baby Dough-ginge.

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:32am

LMFAO I know how Im gonna have the birds and the bees talk when my kids come of age!! Ok kids lets watch this video a gossip buddy was kind enough to show me!

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-

@ Eileenie

We need to get M.E. involved in our project. Her Koko is huge.

Mish,

I bought the Bender Ball a year ago, and today is the first time I've used it. You don't pump it up hard like a regular ball, it's got to stay a little on the deflated side, but I was very impressed with the intesity of the work out this morning, especially the ab work out.

And I did stage 1 of the butt/thigh work out and my legs were burining.

I would recommend it, but if you order online or by phone, make sure you cancel your subscription within 30 days, otherwise they keep sending you more work outs and charging your credit card.

Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:16am.

That's awesome that you straight up tell your boss...but then again...he sounds like a cad.

DListed really is an addiction. ;-P

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The Doctor: Shut up, K-9!

K-9: Affirmative, Master.

@ Pamela

Speaking of sex tapes, NSFW ----->

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMDAmHUfSrU

I heard Kendra also has a chick on chick porn coming out. Maybe that would be better suited for people who dont want to be watching some doughy ginge that we keep hearing about.

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-

Racs, we will have a large collection by August for Jazzy's ex. Where does she live, Jazz?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

Submitted by One-trick Pony on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:22am.

Yes, Provy, the ending! Why does she hop off so suddenly, and what does she say? (The guy is Downsy.)

Its happened to me, its because she didn't want him to cum in her. Whatever bitch!!! Get on the pill and STFU.

Couldn't understand what she said though.

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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall

@ M.E.

Just going to a friend's BBQ, very casual. Lots of good food.
Enjoy your Memorial Day weekend! xoxoxo

@Angeli and Provolone well now I have to watch the sex tape to see what hub bub is about. May as well I watched Girls next door so I have practically seen all her bidness anyways.

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-

ubmitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:13am.

But if you are functional when you smoke dope, what is the point? LOL The last thing I would want to do is to grocery shop after smoking up. Then again, I rarely smoke because it renders me useless. Like melting into the couch. I'd rather get hopped up on Redbull. :D

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Mmm...one of my favorites is to drink a sugar free red bull and smoke a doobie. For some reason I love caffeine together with mah dope. lol

I like being somewhat functional...otherwise I wouldn't smoke it. I don't have time for a drug that makes me sit on my ass and do nothing...lol. Oh...and I have never done any other drugs btw...nothing. Just weeeeeeeed man. ;-)

see...it's not a gateway drug!! ;-P

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The Doctor: Shut up, K-9!

K-9: Affirmative, Master.

hey M.E., I just read your post about the bender ball. does that shit really work? I've read reviews on it, all bad saying its like one of those kids bouncy balls you get at the grocery store. But I've still been curious about it

Submitted by SarahR. on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:48am.
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
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LOL! I need to save that one.

♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs

the countess is lipsyncing for her life...and she's fucking it up..
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."

She looks like an Old Jo-Jo. Also, I can't watch more than five seconds into it. *rips eyes out*

Ras - we weren't planning anything, we were just going to have a relaxing weekend with the kids, maybe go take them somewhere fun, then my parents decided they needed to come up for a BBQ.

Sooooooooooooo. Tomorrow we are having a BBQ with my parents and possibly my brother and sister, if they decide to show.

What about you?

@Provolone: Right? I saw the pictures and just though Um, no thanks. Cuz it's too sad cuz Kendra looks so cute. I do not like ugly guy porn. No Hedgehog for me, thankuverymuch.

♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs

Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:10am.

No. But I did watch the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape:

1. Her boobs were way hotter natural.

2. She fucks a doughy ginger.

3. Kendra's vagina on the pretty scale gets an 8 out of 10

4. The ending is pretty funny, better than the Sixth Sense.

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Yes, Provy, the ending! Why does she hop off so suddenly, and what does she say? (The guy is Downsy.)

Submitted by One-trick Pony on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:06am.
What I wouldn't give to be able to sing and play an instrument really well.
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I know, and to think some people were born with talent and choose to neglect it or use it to make country music.

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:16am.

@ angel_i

What was especially ugly, besides the "n" word and disgusting racist remarks, Tsklala said she was a woman! I was really surprised. I was sure it was a man .

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Ha! I knew it was a woman. I just called her "him" to piss her off/give her a false sense of confidence with her intellectual superiority. I kind of toy with people like a cat when they piss me off...it's how I channel my anger into something more delightful! :D

♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs

@ M.E.

Are you planning any family BBQ for Memorial Day?

how much crack are these people smoking?

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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys

*straps on bulletproof vest and head gear* MK needs to post more, this is damn ridic. *dives behind cover to dodge hailstorm of bullets*

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my

jt

IT'S A HIT! oh god, did I just write that? oh lordy, that's a sure sign that my one remaining brain cell needs rebooting. well it's easier done than what it probably takes to reboot the robot Countess!

DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!

@ angel_i

What was especially ugly, besides the "n" word and disgusting racist remarks, Tsklala said she was a woman! I was really surprised. I was sure it was a man .

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:12am.

Its a really wtf moment when you see the ginge. He must of been some rich kid with an endless supply of coke.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:08am.
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LOL! I know what your saying about dlisted! I need to go to dlisted anoynomous. My boss said when I was leaving yesterday who where you typing to all day? I said uhhhh no one I was on my gossip sight all day. Im honest because I can never make up lies on the spot not to mention what can someone who looks at porn and plays game all day say about me reading gossip and commenting?

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-

Ug, I have to do my vehicle registration soon, too. Nothing like a little "happy birthday, here's an extra bill for $127 just for YOU!!" *pouts*

Ras - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Maybe.

Try the baking soda thing...that was one I linked right?

Or try google for more ideas.

Sorry love!

But if you are functional when you smoke dope, what is the point? LOL The last thing I would want to do is to grocery shop after smoking up. Then again, I rarely smoke because it renders me useless. Like melting into the couch. I'd rather get hopped up on Redbull. :D

Pamela, I nearly felt sorry for her looking at those awful apartments that she couldn't even afford and then the fact that I felt sorry for her? It made me HAPPPY

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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK

@ M.E.

I've followed your advice on cleaning Le Creuset pots and left tomato sauce overnight in one of them. Didn't do anything. Maybe it doesn't work on enameled cast-iron? I'll try the other things you recommended.

Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:10am.

No. But I did watch the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape:

1. Her boobs were way hotter natural.

2. She fucks a doughy ginger.

3. Kendra's vagina on the pretty scale gets an 8 out of 10

4. The ending is pretty funny, better than the Sixth Sense.

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LOL! That last one made it a must-see, fersure.
But that doughy ginger really bothers me.
WTF, Kendra, I thought you were all about the sports boys!?

♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs

Submitted by TheStraightMan on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:07am.
Again with this bitch...

I liked Tardy For The Party much better..

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Is that you, Kim? Thestraightman handle fits you perfectly, darling.

hahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:05am.

@ angel_i

Did you see that every comment by that racist Tsklala was deleted?

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O that's cool! I did see the last one but I didn't know they all were. I'm glad for that:) It was disturbing.

♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs

Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:00am.
Anyways, I will be going with my girlfriends tonight to see Sex and the City 2 tonight (dont judge me!) Have any of you other whores seen it yet

No. But I did watch the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape:

1. Her boobs were way hotter natural.

2. She fucks a doughy ginger.

3. Kendra's vagina on the pretty scale gets an 8 out of 10

4. The ending is pretty funny, better than the Sixth Sense.

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@ Jazzfish

Glad to help! :o)

Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 11:04am.

Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:58am.
LOL my sister always said I was never fun to be high with because I was to parinoid. I had to have the doors locked and shades pulled down and had to keep checking to make sure! My dad said he was the same way. Funny conversation to have with your dad.

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I was totally like that at one time...many years ago when I first started smoking a bit here and there. I quickly realized to just go with it and then it became easier to rid myself of the paranoid thoughts. It relaxes me and I swear I get more work done. ;-) Except for when I'm on DListed...lol.

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The Doctor: Shut up, K-9!

K-9: Affirmative, Master.

Is elegance looking in the mirror, applying lip gloss and having some low rent model tighten your corset all day?

Looks like I'm half way there.