Friday, May 28th 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Countess LuAnn's "Money Can't Buy You Class" Video


YES! Ever since RuPaul's Drag Race went dark I've been craving some dick tucking EXTRAVAGANZANESS, and now I can finally inject a little into my ass lips thanks to The Real Housewives of NYC's Cuntress LuMann! This is his new video for "Money Can't Buy You Class (Elegance is LUUUUURNED)".

Who knew they can auto-tune a face too, because that looks nothing like her. They used more Vaseline on the lens than they do on LuMann's anus before her prostate exam.

Source: Bryan Boy's Twitter via ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


Miss Thang's picture

LMAO omg this is the BEST!!! haha! XD

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z-listed's picture

Wow! How music-trend forward can she be? hahahaha

This crap belongs in a gay disco circa 1985. And she looks more like the Prostitute of New Jersey here, Danielle Staub, than herself.

This woman has NO pride!

I need more cowbell's picture

Hmmmmmm....what money can buy: maxed out autotune, hair extensions, 2 days with a heavy duty makeup warrior (whoever did her makeup deserves a huge raise) and a push up bra.

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 1:11am.
@jizzball
i hope you like ban camp , since i have reported you .
what you do is beyond cruel , i don't know you and i don't want to know you , i feel sick of all the things i have heard about you , i am sure you will find better places ,where you can play your mind games .

i am not going to answer back , like i told you stay away from me.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 12:44am.
Re: the Cuntess' song: I posted this earlier, but if they can turn Charlie Bit Me into a song on auto tune, they can pretty much make anybody an "artist"....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8xAeBOAC8U
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.

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Hi...I finally uploaded a picture (avatar?) and this post is for me to see if it shows up right. So there.

On edit: the pic didn't show up right. Damn. Can anyone here tell me how to upload an animated pic? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

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@jizzball
i hope you like ban camp , since i have reported you .
what you do is beyond cruel , i don't know you and i don't want to know you , i feel sick of all the things i have heard about you , i am sure you will find better places ,where you can play your mind games .

i am not going to answer back , like i told you stay away from me.
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.

rojopeaches80's picture

she is not here , go away .

by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.

I am looking at my caps lock key in a whole new light

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FOOOOOOOK I'VE BEEN AVOIDING THIS MESS ALL DAY LONG , BUT CHAMMON!!
GRAND JURRRRRRRRROR OR SOMETHING LIKE WOT
THEN PANACHE AND SAVOIR FAIRE !!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA , I DON'T KNOW IF TO CRY OR LAUGH , JEEEEZ
FERGIE (AS IN REDHEAD DUMMY FROM ENGLAND NOT FERGIE I WEE IN MAH PANTS) HAS SOME COMPETITION , TRUDAT MONEY CAN BUY U SHIT.
NIGHT YA'LL
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.

beakers bitch's picture

Re: the Cuntess' song: I posted this earlier, but if they can turn Charlie Bit Me into a song on auto tune, they can pretty much make anybody an "artist"....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8xAeBOAC8U

LD, I've been good, promise.

LawDog's picture

BB, I am out for the evening! THANK YOU for acknowledging me!

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LawDog's picture

And just where have you been BB?

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LawDog's picture

About fucking time you showed up!!

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beakers bitch's picture

lol, LD. That one is on the SNL: Best of Will Farrell vol 1 dvd.

LawDog's picture

I like this one too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hObBw7ZAWDo&feature=related

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LawDog's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haAhdtDmsOw

I love this Will Ferrell/Harry Caray you tube clip

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LawDog's picture

Since I appear to be rattling around in here by myself...

1. Heidi & Spencer, PLEEZ go away

2. Gary Coleman...another reason not to let your children be child actors

3. Madonna...you are old, deal.

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Or a failure at reading comprehension

LawDog's picture

This place is as dead as Gary Coleman

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Or a doctor that does not wear surgical gloves during an examination

LawDog's picture

That is not a dead vagina, it is a talented vagina

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This place is dead, like a vagina that cannot shoot a ping pong ball

LawDog's picture

this place is dead like LOVE IS DEAD

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LawDog's picture

In regards to my earlier story, it was NOT true (Fishy, Jill, or anyone else who bought it) My GOD if I had those magical vagina powers I would join the circus!

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LawDog's picture

HELLLLLLLLOOOOO MOTHERFUCKERS!

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OHPLEAZ's picture

OMG! What happened to her face? It looks nothing like her.

WaffertonJones's picture

Ohh Count-less... that "Saint Tropez" track was just too much to handle. I was cringing throughout that whole video.

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Wanted's picture

i am beginning to like this cunt...

johnnysgirl's picture

FUCKITY FUCK, BLECH!!!!!!

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ballerineboheme's picture

Worst video ever....two thumbs way down

^ there's the froggie, leenie.

I kinda assumed you were someone from the forum, a former regular.

idk, but the deadness here makes me feel like I should be out, but I've been going out so much, I'm poooooped.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

LOL, should be. Nobody worth our time. I know what you mean about retail.

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

Who is weasle? Is that something philosophical I don't understand?

pfffttt... holiday weekend doesn't mean shit when you work retail.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Yes...it is. Holiday weekend and shit like that, I think. Who is Weasle?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

um, ok

hey leenie, um.... what is up? this place is hella dead.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

What up, Speaky? Miss the frog pic

otherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

WHAT'S GOOD?

Passionate's picture

Whatsa hoppeneng hawt stuff?

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JustJack's picture

Leaving work in 10...9...8...
Have a fun weekend!

mutlee's picture

The best way to ignore this shit is not to comment on it. If everyone else is and you have to drop the bitch to the floor then do so by showing her ex husband the Count happily strolling with his newer younger piece!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 6:24pm.

So in other words, you're having a blast.

My life is so boring...

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Didn't you post that a few weeks ago?

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I don't even know WHERE to begin, sluts!

I am here, in the DJ booth, spinning, and LIVID!

The burlesque dancer I hired is higher than NASA, on the floor, the bodyguards hovering around her like vultures cuz her titty balls are OUT and I wanna pimp slap her ass!

Lawd give me strength!!!

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LMAO Just saw this comment on a news site:

Dammit! Do you know how hard it will be for these two to die in a horrific accident now? I mean, we might get lucky and get one, but all that will do is remind us of the existence of the other.

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madam s.'s picture

Listen, I have no idea where Heidi OR Spencer come from... which reality show or genre, but it baffles my MIND how either of them get media attention. I would be comfortable if it was only a Michael K./Dlisted obsession and focus, but I have seen them mentioned elsewhere. It scares me!

babybunny's picture

this is one class-less he man...and why wear such a titty revealing top with no titties...MAJOR FAIL on the sexy cuntess He-Man Luann...and as far as Ho-bag Heidi...Spencer has lost his mind...and his true gay nature has taken over...hence the marines living with them. She is a desperate dimwit, but he is a world class asshole lozer that would make any woman ashamed to be with such a piece of shit.