Somebody's Mad
You know that New York Times article where M.I.A. threw pieces of caca at Lady Gaga (that should be a nursery rhyme)? That article I tucked into bed last night and sang a sweet lullaby to? Well, apparently M.I.A. didn't love it as much as I did, because she has gone after Lynn Hirschberg, the writer of the article. The article wasn't exactly lapping up M.I.A.'s taint sweat, but it wasn't that bad either. M.I.A. doesn't agree and she Tweeted a cell phone number along with this tricky message:
CALL ME IF YOU WANNA TALK TO ME ABOUT THE N Y T TRUTH ISSUE, ill b taking calls all day bitches ;)
That shifty bitch tricked her followers into believing that they were calling her, but the phone number actually belongs to Lynn Hirschberg. Lynn told the Observer that she's not changing her number even though she finds the whole thing "infuriating":
"It's a fairly unethical thing to do, but I don't think it's surprising. She's a provocateur, and provocateurs want to be provocative. The messages have mostly been from people trying to hook up with M.I.A. If she wants to get together with John at Bard next week, I have his number."
Here I was about to declare M.I.A. our new reigning cuntress, and then she goes and Tweets one of her arch rival's numbers? That burn isn't even going to leave a mark! A cunt to the core would get revenge by fucking that bitch's boyfriend on her favorite dress. M.I.A. needs more Aaron Spelling in her life!
Or M.I.A. could've just thrown Lynn into Courtney Love's cage.
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I read the wholeeee article. It was very long and candid. The lady exposed her for what she is.
I used to like M.I.A. until she got knocked up by a billionaire fucktard trust fund kid that happens to be the son of the boss that pretty much runs the entertainment industry. It basically ruined the hard work pays / I've got roots / rags to riches persona that she was radiating.
Seriously, listen to her husband's music. It's absolutely terrible, and this is after some of the best producers in the business have coached him. The only conclusion that you can come to is that she married him for the money.
I'd have some more respect for her if she was honest and just said that she adopted her character because she thought it was cool.
Snideychick sez:
M.I.A. - or Maya if you prefer - got called out as a shallow, manipulative hustler in that Hirschberg piece. Now she's pissed and using cheap chickenshit revenge tactics. What a cowardly cunt!
Team Lynn Hirschberg!
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i think it's funny but then again i have a puerile sense of humor so fuck it.
Anyone who poses with the that two fingers up pose/faux gang signs should have a fucking drone descend upon them from the sky and laser their fingers off. I can't stand that shit. Bulletin: it isn't cool and it's fucking idiotic.
i read the article - fuck lynn hirschberg.
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Of the low spark of high-heeled boys
I had never even heard of M.I.A. until a few days ago?
Does she have a popular song I should be listening to?
I'm trying to wrap my head around this friction tale, but I don't get it. I don't get M.I.A. either...she's seems all over the place and without a solid entertainer persona.
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"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away." ~Phyllis Diller~
A lot of people get reflexively pissed when someone tries to be provocative. Who does she think she is? That's basically what that whole article boils down to. It was a hit piece, one-sided piece of junk. I mean, how can you have someone give a definitive opinion on human rights in Sri Lanka, when the situation is so polarizing? How can anyone be an "expert" on that, without being biased? Also, M.I.A did live in Sri Lanka and she had to move to Sri Lanka because of it. She was also raised without a father because of the war.And hundreds of thousands of people in Tamil did suffer because of the war, and thousands of Tamils have been murdered. And why does it matter if she falls in love with a billionaire? Is she suppose to fall in love with a political prisoner, someone that receives letters from Amnesty International? It's meaningless and a pointless ad hom attack.
That writer clearly had a vendetta. I see no evil with M.I.A twittering her phone number.
I was siding with this bitch but she took it too far with the phone number thing. Stop acting like a skank bitch. Like your the first one that's ever had a reporter misquote you. What planet are you living on?
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 2:20pm.
what's this about, now Im interested in who has a hairy ass? I know it's not me or anyone I sleep with?
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LOL! I think you just posted next after Jazzy...and it doesn't have to be on this thread.
But Google is awesome - if you type any derogatory statement about any celebrity, you'll almost always get DListed first;p And usually one of us comes up before MK. Double ;p
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LOL! I get more Google hits for jazzfish_77 than I get for my real name!
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M.I.A. made some good points but what she's doing now is career suicide
I hope her lips stick like that.
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MIA: Good music, shit persona
Caca: Shit music, shit persona
MIA wins!
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OT - Every time I see a picture of this chick I think 'she must work 24-7 to keep the facial and body hair situation in check'.
She always looks like she is minutes from sprouting a mustache, stubble, arm hair, back hair, forehead hair, butt hair, whatever. Nasty.
This wad of puss is just looking for some coverage. Shad up already...
At least Hirschberg is being civil, even witty about it. MIA, go back to making cool music and stop attention-whoring. You're better than that.
I really hate this no talent bitch.
These arseholes always blame the interviewer... or the photographer... or *everybody else*. Must be nice to have no accountability for the stupid things you say or do.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 2:20pm.
what's this about, now Im interested in who has a hairy ass? I know it's not me or anyone I sleep with?
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LOL! I think you just posted next after Jazzy...and it doesn't have to be on this thread.
But Google is awesome - if you type any derogatory statement about any celebrity, you'll almost always get DListed first;p And usually one of us comes up before MK. Double ;p
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LOL! I get more Google hits for jazzfish_77 than I get for my real name!
Who the fuck is M.I.A. - I thought that was missing in action?? Oh shit, I don't care anyway. WAIT - it's coming back, pregnant woman in some tight outfit trying to shake her baby out.
that's not really immature or anything.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 2:20pm.
what's this about, now Im interested in who has a hairy ass? I know it's not me or anyone I sleep with?
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LOL! I think you just posted next after Jazzy...and it doesn't have to be on this thread.
But Google is awesome - if you type any derogatory statement about any celebrity, you'll almost always get DListed first;p And usually one of us comes up before MK. Double ;p
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 1:51pm.
I sometimes try to see if there are photos of these columnists online. This is
Lynn Hirschberg:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/photos/stylus/121679-diane_kruger_ly...
Life got revenge on Lynn Hirschberg long before this bitch could ever.
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Tears are streaming from my eyes from laughing, thank you TexnDoc.
i think i'll just listen to her music and not give a shit about the rest, thank you very much!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 2:05pm.
For jazzfish: I went to finally go to Google to see what the hell you're talking about (I didn't before cuz I fully believe you) and this is the top 3 LOL! The third one is hilarious - some mom is asking what to do about her toddler's hairy ass crack LOLOLOL!
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Oh, my!
So Fred Phelps finally unchained M.I.A. and let her go after the "media elite." I guess the NYT didn't find M.I.A.'s latest little bit of terrorist-chic agit-prop, "God Hates Gaga," any more compelling than those Seagram's spots with Bruce Willis.
M.I.A can be cunty all she wants, but when you fuck up in an interview meant to promote your rebel girl/defender of the poor and suffering cred like this:
“'I kind of want to be an outsider,' she said, eating a truffle-flavored French fry."
You are guaranteed to hate the interview when it comes out. What she thinks she is and what she really is are having a hell of a slap fight right now. I have no doubt the luxurious lifestyle will win, it would with me.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 2:05pm.
For jazzfish: I went to finally go to Google to see what the hell you're talking about (I didn't before cuz I fully believe you) and this is the top 3 LOL! The third one is hilarious - some mom is asking what to do about her toddler's hairy ass crack LOLOLOL!
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what's this about, now Im interested in who has a hairy ass? I know it's not me or anyone I sleep with?
I prefer elevator music to rap.
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I like how people keep saying "WHO?" like that's some kind of compliment to them. It just screams "I just know what's hot right now, sorry".
Well ... rappers are elementary school level retarded, proof no. 10.365
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but i didn't have a drug solution turns out.
I have trouble taking these alternative hip hop electro-hop world music types serious. Sounds like a fucking bunch of circus muzak you'd hear while shopping at whole foods. But if all the pretty little girls need to be all cholo and hard, more power to them.
Submitted by illuminati_puppet on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 1:40pm.
A petty bitch is a petty bitch is a petty bitch. Any "artist" who talks shit about other performers any chance they get is seriously lacking in character. Say what you want about Lady Gaga or Beyonce or Britney (I know I have) but they never have an unkind word to say about anyone, they just do their jobs. I respect that a lot more than a bitch who thinks she's cutting edge when she's really a dull butter knife.
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Yeah, but keep in mind 2 out of the 3 people you listed can't formulate a complete sentence. {Country Edumacation at work). Unlike MiserAlba, Beyaki and Brit-Brit know their level and keep their mouth shut. It's better that the world THINK that you're a dumb bitch rather than KNOW that you're a dumb bitch.
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The "quote" she gave wasn't even that bad. What a fucked up thing to do. I like MIA's music but let's face it things have cooled since the Grammy's last year, she should be thanking this reporter for getting her some press time. Everyone knows rivalry's get you the headlines
Submitted by Zambonie on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 1:49pm
Her appearance on Bill Maher was bad! She didn't sound like she knew what she was talking about and she seemed close to tears the entire time. It was TERRIBLE and embarassing.
next post please.
I need my daily dose of Lohan catastrophe.
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In all seriousness, who is this person? Seriously? Except for reading her name a few times on Dlisted, I have never heard of this Mia person. A provocateur? She is obviously not provoking very much if the majority of people seem to have no idea who she is. On the other hand, my daughter owns both of Lady Gaga's cds and my five-year old sings the chorus of 'Bad Romance' when it comes on the radio.
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Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 and a half years. I'm no dummy.
I don't know why MK would even consider her for reigning cuntress, when Naomi Campbell is still alive.
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Now that's a bitch who doesn't take shit from anyone.
For jazzfish: I went to finally go to Google to see what the hell you're talking about (I didn't before cuz I fully believe you) and this is the top 3 LOL! The third one is hilarious - some mom is asking what to do about her toddler's hairy ass crack LOLOLOL!
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Snideychick sez:
This is the bitch who had the "cha-ching! I'll take ya money" song. That's all I remember about her and nothin' since.
Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 1:50pm.
I confused...what the hell is going on? What is she mad about?
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I think maybe her own irrelevance!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Wow shes sooooooo progressive!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Wait... who is this stupid loser, and why should I care?
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 1:30pm.
Soooooooooo...M.I.A didn't say it?
I'm confused.
Wait.
I really don't give a fuck.
*goes to heat up lunch*
LOL feel the same way... I was just going to say that I've seen 2 pictures of this fine lady and she is making myspace picture poses in both of them.. that's all
I sometimes try to see if there are photos of these columnists online. This is
Lynn Hirschberg:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/photos/stylus/121679-diane_kruger_ly...
Life got revenge on Lynn Hirschberg long before this bitch could ever.
I confused...what the hell is going on? What is she mad about?
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Lady GaGa's been on SNL
M.I.A. has been on Real Time with Bill Maher
FWIW I'm pretty sure Betty White has never been on Real Time with Bill Maher
easiest way to get attention. say something bad about someone (more famous) than you and then retract and blame the interviewer.
i think that's what this story is about, right?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.