Hello Fetus?
Mimi's got everyone staring at her Spanx-slathered womb after she pulled out of a movie due to "medical reasons." Basically, if Nick pulled out, Mimi wouldn't have to pull out. Yes, grab the GONG and I'll get my things together.
Mimi was supposed to star in the film version of (inhale with your eyeballs, because this is a long ass title) For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf, but she has removed herself from that shit. Mimi's rep only said this: "She is not doing the movie because her doctor advised her not to. More than that I cannot comment further."
Maybe the costume designer refused to sew 5 pairs of Spanx into Mimi's costume, so she held up a stop sign and quit that bitch. In Mimi's world, that is a medical emergency.
For Colored Girls.... is supposed to start shooting in a couple of weeks. Tyler Perry is directing a cast which includes: Janet Jackson, Kimberly Elise, Whoopi Goldberg, Kerry Washington, Macy Gray, Phylicia Rashad, Jill Scott, Loretta Devine and Anika Noni Rose.
You know, those bitches shouldn't even bother memorizing their lines, because Tyler Perry is going to end up playing all those roles himself anyway.
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Damn. She looks like a linebacker or an American Gladiator or something.
Okay, most of these women are waaaay too old to be in this cast. Whoopi Goldberg, Loretta Devine, Janet Jackson, Phylicia Rashad, Jill Scott - all too damn old. The cast is supposed to be made up of young women, and Mimi is straining the limit. Oh jeez, is Perry doing that tired Fried Green Tomatoes "old cast/when they were young cast" thing? If so he's rewritten the play! If I were Ntozake Shange I'd take a chankla to his head for that. Her play is great as is.
I'm glad she's out. That play is too good to be fucked up by Miss Diva.
And it looks like we may finally see a movie froom the director that doesn't start with "Tyler Perry's"
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I was wondering why she let herself get fat. She has always had zero taste but she was so into thinking she is somehow sexy. The fertility treatments are this important to her. Getting fat important. But she is still under the illusion she is sexy. Slutty lookin and sexy are not the same thing.
Oh please guys if a self absorbed and narcissistic woman like Madonna had kids ... my mimi can !!!!!!!
Didnt it come out a long ass time ago that this crazy girl is white?
Mimi can only wear so many pair of spanx before her stomach begins to look like an old woman that’s trying to hide her pregnancy because she should be embarrassed that it even took her this long to have a baby in the first place…sigh.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/05/mariah-carey-is-pregnant/
Mimi does realize that giving birth doesn't mean Hello Kitty and rainbows shoot out of your vag...right?
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 11:22am.
If she's pregnant, I hope it's a boy for the same reasons I'm glad Posh never had a girl. She would dress a girl up like a doll and give her horrible body image issues. I know boys can suffer that too, but I've known too many narcissistic, insecure mothers who raise anxiety-ridden, depressive daughters.
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Kinda OT but speaking of Posh, when I saw her on American Idol Gives Back, bitch looks like she's permanently on amphetamines. You could tell by the look in her eyes.
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I'm still not happy Tyler Perry is in anyway involved with this, but at least Glitter won't be there to make it worse.
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Why is Tyler Perry directing a feminist project? Ugh. He ruins everything.
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 11:25am.
Ohh don't scare me LOL. I'm 40. But I think my voice is still okay. I've had teachers from my kids' schools call me and ask if my mom was home.
I can do a little kid's voice when telemarketers call the house. Ahhh good times.
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Submitted by Datura on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 11:22am.
If she's pregnant, I hope it's a boy for the same reasons I'm glad Posh never had a girl. She would dress a girl up like a doll and give her horrible body image issues. I know boys can suffer that too, but I've known too many narcissistic, insecure mothers who raise anxiety-ridden, depressive daughters.
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Oooh, excellent call! So true.
Whoopi Goldberg?
Shiiiitttteee! Is she still around?
What is she like 80 now?
For Colored Girls was a HUGE play back in the 80s.
Should it be a movie? I don't know. It might be dated. But we'll see.
Mariah can't act anyway. Let her have her baby and leave us lambs alone
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 10:29am.
Soultonic, I hear the difference. Her voice used to give me chills!
I am turning 40 in November, and my voice has gotten lower over the years.....I can't hit high notes for shit anymore. It is sad.
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Oy. My voice is already pretty smoky and low in my 20's. I'm going to sound like James Earl Jones by the time I hit 40.
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I wouldn't be suprised if her undisclosed reason for pulling out of the movie was a rehab visit. Mariah was a drunken mess during the award season when she was promoting Precious. Her one, miracle "maybe she can act" moment blown.
If she's pregnant, I hope it's a boy for the same reasons I'm glad Posh never had a girl. She would dress a girl up like a doll and give her horrible body image issues. I know boys can suffer that too, but I've known too many narcissistic, insecure mothers who raise anxiety-ridden, depressive daughters.
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I know sometimes maternal instincts materialize when a woman is pregnant/gives birth, but I really CANNOT for the life of me see Mariah being a good mom. She seems so incredibly self-centered.
Also, I fucking HATE Tyler Perry & his movies.
Can you imagine how fat Mooriah will get if she's pregnant. Tub o lard.
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No you're not. He seems like a nice, decent person, but I can't stand his work.
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I can't even imagine Mariah being able to walk two feet holding a baby...or even carrying one in her womb. The girl can't stand upright or walk without the help of several people...lol.
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With that said our OMG sources found out that if I do well on "CELEBRITY REHAB" and continue to stay sober, that VH1 May pick up my OWN SPIN OFF SHOW ABOUT MY LIFE SOBER NOW AND HOW I CAN HANDLE BEING A MOGUL, AND STILL TRY TO MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! IT's gong to be very raw and real.
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This parts the best part out of the whole long speech! I can clearly see she hasnt stop snorting what ever it is she is snorting! LMFAO! Dr. Drew the shitty dr he is, is feeding her number 1 addiction which is fame and infamousy! Way to go!
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People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I do kinda like Madea though...she cracks me up.
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Yeah Yeah Tila we are all h8ters drinking our h8terade. Its nothing to do with you being a blatant liar about everything you do or have ever done. Blah blah here a quarter call someone who gives a fuck, like your delusional ass fans.
Yawn
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I WILL say that I like the cast lineup, but Tyler Perry cannot write OR act, and this should be left int he hands of a more capable director.
Like Spike Lee.
OT: Mimi's spanx either burst or she is trying to get knocked up!
AND the fear now is that Beyonce will try to throw her lace-front into the mix and get a role.
I'd personally rather see Mimi than Bey!
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Can you imagine this mess being a mother? Poor Nick Cannon will have 2 babies to take care of- you know Mimi is going to act like a jealous younger sibling whining about how the new baby is stealing focus from her; she'll be stealing the kid's insisting they look better on her...
On the topic of her voice-I caught a concert of hers on Paladia the other day. It was ok, but she kinda couldn't make it through the songs.
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Am I the only one who finds Tyler Perry fucking annoying?
Am I the only one who finds Tyler Perry fucking annoying?
Mariah's medical reasons = Having the brain of an 8-year-old who's been locked in the attic all her life.
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I'm right behind you paris...my shower singing isn't the same either. ::Sheds a tear::
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speaking of delusional women.....
So all you haters, who keeps saying mean shit, hiding behing your laptop and talking shit about me, not because you actually care, but you're just being a cyber bully! So now that I'm actually getting help, and that takaes a lot of courage, and I know my TILA ARMY will support me through this journey and continue to support me..... but what will you haters do now? I'm finally getting help, shouldn't you people support those who can finally admit that they have a problem? NOPE! So haters, just shut you're mouths. SAY IT TO ME IN PERSON AND IT'S A DIFFERENT STORY!! But for now, all you loser haters can sit and hide behind your computer on your fat lazy asses not doing anything with you're life besides stalking me and bashing my fans. Haters, if I CAN ADMIT THAT I NEED HELP, MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TOO, ADMITTING THAT YOU NEED HELP FOR CYBERBULLYING PEOPLE AND STALKING THEM 247!
With that said our OMG sources found out that if I do well on "CELEBRITY REHAB" and continue to stay sober, that VH1 May pick up my OWN SPIN OFF SHOW ABOUT MY LIFE SOBER NOW AND HOW I CAN HANDLE BEING A MOGUL, AND STILL TRY TO MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! IT's gong to be very raw and real.
yeah, okayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Soultonic, I hear the difference. Her voice used to give me chills!
I am turning 40 in November, and my voice has gotten lower over the years.....I can't hit high notes for shit anymore. It is sad.
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I don't know how she messed up her voice cause she can't sing how she used to sing. Mariah uses her low register when singing, pants like she's whispering and uses falsetto to hit high notes and not her full voice. If you compare her singing back in the day to how she sings now, you'll see the difference.
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I say booze and pills.
Wow...and I thought she was just being a fat heffer and just gaining weight. I wonder what she will call her baby unicorn when she gives birth.
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I don't think she is stupid enough to smoke weed and ruin her voice. This is the woman who has her apt at a certain temp to keep it healthy....I think she's a drunk.
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Once my lover, now my friend....what a cruel thing to pretend
What a cunning way to condescend
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All those saying booze, I agree
For a long time almost any candid shot she had a wine glass in her hand
Haven't seen it much since her marriage, but that could just mean that they're better at concealing it
Has Tyler Perry come out yet?
I'm terrified to think of her being knocked up. Imagine the already tight and unflattering clothes getting tighter and even less flattering. Not to mention she's crazy as shit. That kid would be way fucked up.
Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 10:01am.
I read she's a stoner, which is what ruined her voice a lot. Getting the munchies too would explain that arse.
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Really? Id never guess youd think she would be alot more laid back the she is.
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Now, now when unwed bitches have babies folks complain and talk shit. When batshit crazy married chicks have babies folks still complain. I guess her and Nick feel secure in their marriage to produce children, shit I had them divorced by the six month, they fooled me. It's funny I refer to my nervous breakdown as my Mariah Carey moment.
If she's pregnant God Bless them.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 10:02am.
Paris Herpes is co-hosting the view. YUCK. The other hosts really should have worn bubble wrap.
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Why? WHats she promoting? Did they finally find a cure for herpes?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Mariah nor Moriah should be having shillrens, and Moriah should lay off morning bongloads.
She's the Joan Crawford of our generation just you watch! If she infact having a kid and not just cycling in her fat stage and about to jump off the edge of sanity.
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Mariah will be so jealous of any attention her baby would get. She will be a horrible mother. I agree she is too narcissistic to have a child. I also agree that hasn't stopped how many people before.
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Once my lover, now my friend....what a cruel thing to pretend
What a cunning way to condescend
Once my lover, now my friend
-Fiona Apple "Shadowboxer"
Maybe she is having a champagne baby?
Seriously....this chick should not have a baby until she grows up herself. She'll probably dress it in Hello Kitty from head to toe and parade it around with a pink diamond stroller.
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Paris Herpes is co-hosting the view. YUCK. The other hosts really should have worn bubble wrap.
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I read she's a stoner, which is what ruined her voice a lot. Getting the munchies too would explain that arse.
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