50 Cent Is Trying To Win An Oscar
Even Vivica Fox's elusive hairline jumped up towards Jesus when it saw this picture of 50 Cent looking more like 10 cents on the set of his new movie The Dave Chapelle Story. No, 50 apparently went all Christian Bale in The Machinist for a movie about a football player suffering from cancer. Thisis50.com explains:
50 Cent lost a lot of weight for his upcoming movie “Things Fall Apart”. In the movie 50 Cent plays a football player diagnosed with cancer. He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing 160 with a liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks.“I was starving.” Now he’s back on tour and says, “I’ve been eating. I’ll be back in shape in no time!”
It looks like all that weight moved from his body to his head. THAT HEAD! His medulla probably drank a few PB&C shakes. Damn. If you're outside in the daytime and the sky suddenly goes dark, don't think it's the end of the world. It's probably just 50 Cent bowing his head nearby. Just turn your watch back an hour and keep walking.
And why did he have to paste pieces of his grandma's old shag rug over his eyes? Things falling apart is right!
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LMAO!!!---->Even Vivica Fox's elusive hairline jumped up towards Jesus when it saw this picture of 50 Cent
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Get Oscar or die tryin'.
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Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 4:59pm.
Can't stand him and his degrading attitude towards women. He once was telling an interviewer something about some gorgeous girl and he goes, "The smartest thing coming out of her mouth was my dick!" Really unnecessary. He's such an ignorant douchebag.
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Wasn't he a convicted criminal before he became a rapper? Goes to show that something like talent is not necessary in that world!
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Thank you. I hate this dumb talentless fuck.
I think he forgot about his eyebrows, those have to go too ..should be a fun couple of months, if he wins an Oscar I quit ..I quit life thats it !!
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"It's probably just 50 Cent bowing his head nearby"
This makes me laugh so much that I get tears in my eyes
I feel an Ice T performance coming up. This guy has the unique ability to portray a wide range of emotions with his "mad face", uhm, NOT. Have to say that 50 Cent looks better like this. Like a well trained athlete or something. Before he was looking like one of those wannabe bad boys with a personal stylist.
Weight Loss: Even a 50 Cent Caveman can do it.
6' and 160? Something's not right. My hubby is 6'2" and when we met he weighed about 145 and did not look this haggard. He's put on weight since then, claims it's my cooking. :)
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fiddy looks gross...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
sex in a music video and now going crackhead for a movie. my god the smell of desperation on this guy is terrible and its making its way through my computer screen and going up my fucking nostrils: someone quick; get me an airborn to kill the fucking germs before i slowly croak and die.
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sorry good for 50 cents , i hope he makes it.
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Your prime years are fast and few so do it big while you can because you might regret being a total prude when you turn 35 and youre undesirable and you can no longer act like that!
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Finally something I can agree with you on!
But there is a fine line between sewing your oats and having fun and being a complete whore.
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i am not even commenting on the beginning of this post but by far this is the most stupid comment i have ever heard .
if women appeals dissapear when you are 35 years old then fucking kill yourselves already , i mean R U FOCKEN SERIOUS , god this is why i think we don't rule the world , we are smart and funny , we multitask for fuck sakes , yet somehow we still think about ourselves in terms of years , god so stupid and frustrating .
charlize theron should kill herself right now since her life is worthless and nobody will ever date her , what a fucken moronic thing , ok after 35 years old all women are fucking disgusting and repulsive and no one ever will want to sleep with you or maybe they will but kinda like pity sex , or desperate sex , that's your worth .
WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS , LIFE IS AWESOME AND I FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE NOW THAN WHEN I WAS 18 AND HAVEN'T YET MADE MY MIND ON WHO I WAS AND WHERE I WAS GOING , I AM NEARING 30 AND I FEEL LIKE M MONROE , I GET ALL I WANT BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT THAT MY PARTNERS ARE MORE MATURE TO APPRECIATTE A GOOD CONVERSATION AND SOME VERY EXPERIENCED SEX, NOT JUST THE MOANING AND SCREAMING "OH YOUR DICK IS SO BIG " .
being a "whore" has nothing to do with this , my mother before she passed away always told to respect myself and my father told me i could be or do anything i set my mind to , i nerver felt that my worth was about years and how slutty i could behave , have i slept with 50 people ? NO , but i think i have been very selective of who i want to sleep with and it has turned out great , if it makes you feel good then do it , but don't generalize about what is desirable or not.
penny cruz also needs to step up her game because she has been over for at least a year , gross .............not
halle berry don't even she is rusty as hell.
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Didn't he write this movie as well? Some other story said he did. Sounds like it might be decent..and I give him credit for trying something new outside of his comfort zone (i only have one of his songs in da club bla bla.. i like it) which is more than a lot of people do. So regardless of whether or not someone likes his music he's doing something different. He looks horrid like this so hopefully he gains it back.
I like it when someone proves themselves in a new arena and good for him if he does win an award for this- better than some insufferable overpaid prick of misery like Sean Penn or oh, any other annoying fucking megalomaniac actor. So yes. I like this. Just like Ice T did a decent job in his tv gig.. and many other performers have crossed over into acting and done a good job.
Big difference is Christian bale is an actor. Actually, an actor's actor.
He was NOT some bigheaded talentless rapper doing it as a gimmick and to draw attention away from the fact that he can't act.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 7:19pm.
Meh, despite his appearance, I'll bet fitty cent that Fitty acts like he's reading off of a cue card...Kinda like Diddy...Oscar?
I still can't get over P. Diddy casting himself in a remake of 'A Raisin in the Sun'. What delusional magic mirror was he looking into when he thought he could step into Sidney Poitier's shoes?? Dude be trippin'.
@Tigerlilly
Do they look delicious, um I mean good, in your opinion?
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
Doesn't impress me. "Method" acting is rather stupid and this dude isn't even an actor. Ugh!.
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9 weeks of a liquid diet and 3 hour treadmill walks? I'm surprised he doesn't weigh less than 160.
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 8:03pm.
In other news, Precious and Kelly Osbourne were named People's most beautiful people. Are YOU FUCKIIINNNNNNGGG kidding me? Maybe they have a foot fetish. God knows.
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Hold up...Now from the perspective of the FAST FOOD/diet/obesity apologists' perspectives, they HWAT!
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Are they doing some remake of "The Addams Family" with an all black cast? 'Cause there's your Uncle Fester right there.
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What did the weight-machine say to Gabby Sidibe when she stepped on it?
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In other news, Precious and Kelly Osbourne were named People's most beautiful people. Are YOU FUCKIIINNNNNNGGG kidding me? Maybe they have a foot fetish. God knows.
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Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 4:59pm.
Can't stand him and his degrading attitude towards women. He once was telling an interviewer something about some gorgeous girl and he goes, "The smartest thing coming out of her mouth was my dick!" Really unnecessary. He's such an ignorant douchebag.
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Wasn't he a convicted criminal before he became a rapper? Goes to show that something like talent is not necessary in that world!
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 7:46pm.
Wow, it's crazy that at 6'0" and 160lbs he looks so frail to us since we're used to seeing him at a solid 214lbs of muscle. I hardly recognized him. Kind of hoping the acting thing works out for him because he seems like he's really committing (weight loss, tattoo removal), which is more than we can say for Lohan. That girl has done nothing to feel that entitled.
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Again, I predict the Julia Roberts school of acting (let your persona, hair, make up and narcissism do the acting)...or the Diddy route...when you're not playing the thug rapper you have worked hard to personify...read the cue cards...)
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Wow, it's crazy that at 6'0" and 160lbs he looks so frail to us since we're used to seeing him at a solid 214lbs of muscle. I hardly recognized him. Kind of hoping the acting thing works out for him because he seems like he's really committing (weight loss, tattoo removal), which is more than we can say for Lohan. That girl has done nothing to feel that entitled.
OMG that head. Looks like another virgin birth.
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That's a blast from the past! Love 'em :)
Meh, despite his appearance, I'll bet fitty cent that Fitty acts like he's reading off of a cue card...Kinda like Diddy...Oscar? Maybe the Pia Zadora/Julia Roberts special...but you'll have to swallow a lot of dick fromage for that....(not unlike Pia and Julia)
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someone photoshopped 'warp effect' w/ his head, right? RIGHT?!! he be cross-the-street-with-shank-out crazy looking. he better get that Oscar for this mess.
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Now that I think of it, why is there no black Geico Caveman? Geico is racist.
If this whole movie thing doesn't work out for him, he can always play the Geico Caveman when work gets scarce.
DAYUM! That head is gifuckingnormous. DISLIKE!
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Ewwwwwww I hope he doesnt ever get cancer. Not a good look homie.
jesus 50... what have you done... i love you, but damn... please... gain the weight back fast... you're too hot for this
Fuck.. that is scary. Really scary.
I hope it ends up somehow being worth it in the long run because that can't be a good thing at all.
Just in case you forgot how fifty used to look:
http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/11118813.jpg
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He looks horrible, but if he's getting into a role, I guess good for him.
Wowza. Someone get this guy an EGOT necklace a la Tracy Jordan.
I'm trying to lose 5 pounds and I can't even starve for four hours cause I go crazy. He must be on the crack diet.
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50 pennies is a wooden actor, no amount of weight loss is gonna change that.
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Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 6:15pm.
He should come out with a cologne named 'Ethiopia.' The slogan would go something like this: 'Why eat a cheeseburger, when you can smell like one.'
LOL!
And about hos at clubs, yeah there is a limit. But the ones who are the biggest skanks aren't most women. Jeez. Not all club dancing girls are hos. Just kind of retarded at times, but who isn't when she's 23, shitfaced and horny.
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Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 4:53pm.
(1) That extreme dedication to a film but for some reason I dont believe it.
Theres a blind item about a East coast rapper getting turned out on the gay underground scene. Hmm did he pick up something along the way?
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Uh A rapper? lmao Please hip hop is code for down low gay
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omg, i agree 100%. have u ever been in a nightclub when there r celebrities in VIp. Skanks are bending over, making cocksucking motions etc. Its disgusting!!!!Sleeping w/ them w/i 15 mins of meeting em.
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*punches up Google maps*
Now, which clubs are we talking about here exactly?
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 6:20pm.
He's shooting "Lord of the Bling: Gollum in da Hood". It's a reimagining of...oh, fuck it! I have no idea what he's doing.
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I think in order for you to get an Oscar, you better bring it acting wise. Losing a ton of weight isn't gonna cut it cus the BIggest Loser winners would be getting Emmys.