If Tiger Woods Only Knew
When Tila Tequila was announced as one of the wrecks on the next season of Celebrity Rehab, I figured she was going in just to feed her addiction to camera lenses and fakery. But Radar claims that Tila is addicted to Ambien. Specifically, Tila loves to crush up Ambien pills and snort that that shit up her lizard nostril.
The source close to Tila who is probably Tila herself told Radar, “She would base her entire day around it. She would wake up, snort Ambien, Google herself, do more, Twitter all day and then sleep."
Tila wrote on her blog that she needs to clean up her mess for the sake of her gigantic media empire: “I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life! I MUST not be another 'LINDSAY LOHAN' where I just flush everything I worked so hard for down the toilet for nothing…”
Tila is in luck, because I'm pretty sure the toilet would spit that shit back out.
You know, Ambien ain't shit. Ambien is doing all of us wrong, because it's supposed to put those annoying bitches to sleep! Instead it's keep them up and giving them a reason to act the fool. Tiger Woods can do all sorts of filthy Donkey Punch stuff and then blame it on Ambien. Tila can scoot her skid marks all over Twitter and then blame it on Ambien. Ambien needs to go an "Eat Pray Love" journey of self-discovery, so it can come back and do what it's supposed to do: Knock those bitches out!
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WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE RUN HER OVER OR SOMETHING? Just go away. GO AWAY!
I LOVE that she references LiLo as the example of what "not to be." I wonder how crazy LiLo went when she heard about that--that even Tila fucking Tequila ranks herself above your ass.
And I agree with Pamela about the fake note writing. Sometimes I will write out a rant I intend to say to someone, so I can collect all my thoughts about why I'm angry at them and speak more coherently about it, instead of getting flustered. Yet, I inevitably never actually use the rant, but it helps vent frustration anyway.
Isn't all that Ambien going to hurt her baby?
Is that arrow pointing the way to the dumpster?
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Megan Fox over Tila Tequila. Any. Fucking. Day. Of. The. Week. And at least Fox is a working actress. Tila is a fucking waste of space, regardless of that sketch she did for "Robot Chicken".
Plus, I'm more comfortable bashing people like Tila over Megan. But that's me, and I'm sure alot of people disagree.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 1:36pm.
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LOL! Ur awesome:)
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haha at least one person thinks so! :)
"She's a drugged out whore, who everyone laughs at." no kidding! that's all she is, i love how she thinks she's important or an *~actual celebrity~*
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The only thing more unbelievable than her "empires" is that she's under 30.
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Thank you Bradiful...I was just thinking the same thing. What "Empires" are she referring to? She's a drugged out whore, who everyone laughs at.
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When I think back on all the crap I learned in High School, it's a wonder I can think at all
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Let her be a publicity ho... but if she really wants to get off prescription drugs: congrats!
Heroin addicts buy and sell benzodiazepine based pills as a substitute on a black market.... but millions of dumb people who praise legality as an excuse take these pills and play the risks down.
Wow, those are some extremely heavy duty looking tampon strings. I thought this ho was knocked up?
*confused*
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Has she mentioned her deceased partner ONCE in between auditioning for rehab shows, opening gossip sites and posing with her foot up her fallopian tubes?
Heroin is one I had never touched... mainly because I never knew anyone that did it (and therefore, never came across it)and from what I know about it, I figured it would be the one to get me. I might have been dumb at times, but not (completely) stupid. I am thankful that I didn't run across it in my worst times because I would have done it, just to escape from being me. Oh, yes. Power puking. Because my dumb ass had the brilliant idea to either drink beer after I railed or rail after I drank. Couldn't remember which. But I was told that I only had 3 drinks. Ambien is awesome when it works the way it is meant to. Not so great when people like me make it not work the way it is supposed to.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
“I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment..."
What? Empires? The fuck?
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
@ SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY, use Heroin for 5 days straight and tell me that you are "NOT" the one to get addicted to anything, I would wage every single penny I have in the bank that you my darling will become addicted.
Ambien sucks ass, she's just going on this show for the publicity, who the fuck does she think she's kidding? And if she had a problem, go quietly into the night and go to detox first then a rehab.
Oh dummy me, stupid me, I forgot we're talking about Tila here, nevermind, DOHHHHHHH!
Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 2:06pm.
Power Puking? That's a new one.
...and I threw you the obvious, just to see if there's more behind those eyes, of a fallen angel...
Ok... snorting ambien makes it hit you almost instantly, and if you have been taking it long enough, then your body can build up a tolerance to it and it no longer knocks you out. It can give you a warm, fuzzy, happy, contented feeling, and if you haven't taken it in awhile, it can give you some pretty trippy visuals, like acid (without the bad trips). I tried snorting it because I have a pretty high tolerance for everything and I was down to my last two pills and was desperate to sleep. I didn't sleep, but it felt good. Then, whenever I got my refills I would so through my monthly supply in a week. So... one week on, 3 weeks off. I didn't crave it, I just would do it when I had it. But it did cause horrible amnesia, I started power puking when I was on it (in public once!) and did a few other really embarrassing things that I have absolutely no memory of, so once my refills ran out, I just stopped. I can't see how you can become addicted to it, but I can see why someone would start abusing it. But then again, I'm the type of person that never gets addicted to anything, even when I tried to. And that includes cigarettes and the hard stuff.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:41am.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:36am.
Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:33am.
If you take ambien or almost any sleep aid, when you orgasm, the sensation is increased, almost to a full body orgasm. I think it has to do with your body being more relaxed and the blood flow being more open.
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Really? Would you even remeber?? Im all for that but if I dont remeber that would suck! What about advil pm? I dont take sleep aids anymore because I dont like to be dependant on drugs and I have issues with dependancy. (hangs head in shame)
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I need an answer to this because ummmm I think I'm having some problems sleeping.
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:59am.
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:42am.
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OMG please no , i am feeling so temtpted to lash on my frenemy , arrrrrrrgh i need to stop the ranting.
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Sometimes I write a nasty email and then delete it. If that dosent help I have a long list of people you can bitch out. Just say Love Pammie Z at the end of your rant.
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This chick, IMO, is WORSE than Lohan...at least Lohan had a career at some point where this chick hasn't really had one.
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Do they have rehab for delusions and hallucinations? That's her category.
I'm not surprised her tampon is so huge.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
"I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life! I MUST not be another 'LINDSAY LOHAN' where I just flush everything I worked so hard for down the toilet for nothing…”
Amazing; she manages to turn the "I'm a drug addicted moron" into a statement about how she's brilliant and still better than BLOWhan. That's how you attention whore, ladies & gentlemen. Btw, I'm curious about what "empires" she's running on about. The only thing I've seen on her is her porn videos and her 3rd rate celebrity gossip site which pukes up other sites stories & has no wit...
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:46am.
those vile little "Pretty Wild" girls, one of which I'm pretty sure is a dead eyed sociopathic one woman crime wave looking for a place to happen. I don't even know her name, but that lil' bitch scares me.
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I agree. I've heard some of their crying jags, and it's disgusting. They sound worse than those brats on "My Super Sweet 16". Maybe it's best they keep their dumb asses off of DListed, lest we have more attention whores to put up with.
I could buy that she has a thing for Adderall, but not Ambien. I'd think Ambien would help shut her up.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:36am.
Why is this person getting space on any site, and having her quotes published? Has she ever done anything in her life that affords her even a miniscule amount of celebrity status?
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You need to be on DListed more often. This site takes potshots at celebutards. Expect nothing more or less.
Tila doesn't sing, doesn't act, is famous for having the most friends/hits on My Space back when MS was cool. Her future is about as bright as My Space's is. A desolate wasteland, pretty much same as her "career".
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:59am.
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:42am.
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OMG please no , i am feeling so temtpted to lash on my frenemy , arrrrrrrgh i need to stop the ranting.
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Sometimes I write a nasty email and then delete it. If that dosent help I have a long list of people you can bitch out. Just say Love Pammie Z at the end of your rant.
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so tempting ...........hmmmmmm let me think about it LOL
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
I don't know anything about snorting it (sounds so stupid), but Ambien can be scary, yo. I tend to sleep eat and have even had sleep sex while Ambiened out. I wonder if I've committed any sleep crimes? Ambien will erase your fucking memory.
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Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:42am.
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OMG please no , i am feeling so temtpted to lash on my frenemy , arrrrrrrgh i need to stop the ranting.
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Sometimes I write a nasty email and then delete it. If that dosent help I have a long list of people you can bitch out. Just say Love Pammie Z at the end of your rant.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:51am.
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:49am.
and to think about all the times i sat on your face ........
*wipes tears*
and now not even hello?
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
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Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:49am.
and to think about all the times i sat on your face ........
*wipes tears*
and now not even hello?
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Peaches PLEASE, I may not answer your posts but I read them all the time, my love for you never dies.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ambien is a helluva drug. I take it every night before bed, and amnesia sets in very quickly. I was thinking to myself last night while brushing my teeth "What if you snorted it?" and here is this trash the next day. Makes sense.
I love her. There has to be one bottom barrel celebrity who is a goldmine of
stupidity for Michael K and Parasite has been laying low and now Blohan is under
the arm of the law. This Tila cretin is worth 3 or 4 Winos or Courtney Loves when it comes to saying anything for publicity. Might as well anticipate a daily Tequila post around here but she's red meat to our lead pitbull.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:42am.
i luv yew few
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and to think about all the times i sat on your face ........
*wipes tears*
and now not even hello?
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Why is this woman famous?
Pamela, come on in! Bring beer!
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:40am.
O you asked few. Well fuck it Im in a shit mood. Some one up in this shit has to care and Im electing u DWM and u also DOG. So get in your way back machine and get me a drink and listen to me bitch
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OMG please no , i am feeling so temtpted to lash on my frenemy , arrrrrrrgh i need to stop the ranting.
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
i luv yew few
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Few rhymes with pew and that's his 'tude today. STANKY!
Come into mah way back machine, Few. Today's theme is "bowling alley chic" and we gots beer nuts!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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O you asked few. Well fuck it Im in a shit mood. Some one up in this shit has to care and Im electing u DWM and u also DOG. So get in your way back machine and get me a drink and listen to me bitch
This skank is worse than Wonky's crabs.
Only since you asked DWM
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:26am.
Few you are in a SHIT mood today.
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The two brothers I work with are fighting today. That shit puts me in a bad mood. I can hear that shit thru my ipod. That does not belong in the work place. If I wanted to see siblings fight Id go home and watch my kids or Id call up my twin and start some shiz
This is a bummer because I LOVE Celebrity Rehab. First, I love to root for the underdog and second, Dr Drew is the Third in my and Mah Boo's threesome. BUT, if they put Tila on there I will NOT watch it. Like I said, I love to root for the underdog, but that bitch just needs to OD and die!
Few, u ok?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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Wow. Xtina's single is a flop. Thank heavens. All the sneezers in the world boycotted her bitchy ass. If she was genuinely original and didn't come off as a wanna then I wouldn't criticize her.
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