Monday, May 24th 2010
Quote Of The Day: Evan Lysacek Wants A Girlfriend
Evan Likesdadick tells Radar that he's in the market for a brand new girlfriend to keep him company. Well, Sex and the City 2 is coming out this weekend and nobody wants Evan to coo at Jason Lewis' nipples by himself, so he better get on that shit. Evan says:
"I'm lonely. I need a girlfriend. I’m looking for funny, someone who can deal with a busy schedule—which has been a problem in the past. And I don't know, just a cool girl. I need someone to hang out with me.”
That sound you just heard was Johnny Weir's glitter hole spitting sparkles into his fur panties after reading Evan's mess of a quote.
(Image via Warren and Derrick)
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"I want a girlfriend?" Who does this guy think he is kidding? I am so sick of obviously gay guys pretending they are straight.
First of all this guy is a professional ice skater so it is not a stretch to infer he is gay. I am NOT saying all professional ice skaters are gay, but, in this case is there any doubt?
This guy is so gay that even the gays think he is too gay.
He is a total liar and a bad liar!
Otherwise, he would have mentioned some details of what he likes. (But he doesn't, so he couldn't.)
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what species is the creature in the photo?
Why is this fool still pretending he likes vagina? No one believes you.
Anyone else think that quotes like this are a big part of the reason johnny doesn't like Evan?
I thought MK's favroite, Nasty Nadia, was his girlfriend, I mean beard?
Submitted by mike on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 6:30pm.
*yawn* The Winter Olympics are long gone. Next!
Amen! This nimrod needs to get over himself already.
That picture! I WANT!!
So what if he is ghey, he can still be my fantasy west-coast pretend-straight boyfriend.
And if we meet in real life ever, we can go out for cocktails & shopping and trade blowjob tips over brunch.
'S'all good!
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He should be introduced to Venus Williams maybe.
What the hell is up with that photo? He looks like some kind of sci-fi fly via Calvin Klein. Also, if you want a girlfried, that is, a woman to fuck rather than to go shopping with and hanging out at the Nordstorm's food court, stop taking photos like that.
Evan is a rather hot looking homosexual.
Are there nude photos of Evan?
I agree! The whole "hang out with" quote is not something straight guys use
Submitted by Soultonic on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 6:26pm.
"And I don't know, just a cool girl. I need someone to hang out with me.”
Really Evan? You are such a fudge packer. What you just described is a friend. A real straight guy would say something in the lines of 'I want a hot and smart girlfriend.'
When you refer to a 'cool girl' to 'hang out with' then you are referring to a fag hag. FAIL!
GAY! GHEY! G-A-Y! What does YAG spell backwards?
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ugh... what a pathetic closet case. can he please just dance away now ?
Nothing sexier than a closted, orange bean-pole with a big shnozz.
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Thank God other people looked at his skinny calves too. Nothing superficial, but if you work on your upper body, at least spend some time on your poor legs please. Not sexy.
My friends all tell me I look like Evan, if his face wasn't so busted. I'm still kind of offended.
I CANNOT stand this guy at all. He comes off as a complete asshole! And helllo, he's obviously gay....no doubt about that.
SOOOOO gay. I don't think many women are swooning over this either.
And by "girlfriend" he means fag hag. Either way, I'd be his "girlfriend."
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"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon." -MK
This guy so reminds me of Chad from Million Dollar Listing it's not funny. Yeah, he wants a girlfriend he can hang out with. Just don't ask to see his dick.
I thought he was gay ... did I miss something?
I'm sure if his asking price is high enough someone will apply for the job.
Girl, please.
He has nice thighs, but what's with his skinny calves? (blecch to skinny calves).
I thought he was gay!
He may have the money...he just lacks the personality.
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He's just whining. Men & women probably throw themselves at him.
WTF is with that stupid pose? Maybe that's why no one wants to be with him. Or maybe it's just because he's an unpleasant asshat.
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"Now is not the time for your judgments when we're about to be impaled by raw vegetables."
Please. He could have his pick of girls. There are girls everywhere. If he really wanted one he would have one. Plus, he has money. We all know how girls fall head over heals in love with a man's bank account.
Is he really gay?
I thought he was straight....
*berating self*
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Somethings wrong. I don't think it's him. I think it's the women today. I think they want tated up bikers that just broke up with their porn whore wives. Even if this guy were gay he should still be able to get a lady if he wanted.
>He's so far inside the closet that his mother tongue is Narnian.<
heh
that was good
Poor Evan, a good Fag Hag is hard to find these days.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Ummmm, I'll pass....
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"I'm lonely. I need a 'heeeeeeeeeey guuuuhrlfrieeennnd” - Now that's more like it.
Lysacek
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Oopsie. Caught. I don't always read everything *giggle*:)
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What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Maybe girlfriend is just code word for femme.
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Submitted by bourgie on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 6:29pm.
"ok folks that's a casting call for beard duty. Doesn't seem like a bad gig, he seems nice enough and has corporate sponsorhip money, travels where he's always busy meaning you get to explore the world capitals (and small towns cuz he is a figure skater)by yourself and shop or have your own personal rende vous and he has a name, at least in the sports world..."
I think bearding is one of the best jobs in show business/entertainment. Fuck being an actress, I wanna be a beard. Unfortunately I have the looks for neither.
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 6:36pm.
I MIGHT have believed this if him and Johnny weren't in such a obvious public lovers quarrel! Those to fucked and something happened and now they hate each other and throw digs every which way they can. Bitchy queens.
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Exactly, these two have got major ex issues with each other
I miss the "Say Something Nice" posts by MK...Having said that, nice legs Evan.
Like my gay bff says, he's "gayer than a box of sparkly dildos". Why does a figure skater feel the need to cower in the closet? It's not like he's a 49er.
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He said 'I'm your lover
I'm your friend
I'm purity
Hit me again'
I MIGHT have believed this if him and Johnny weren't in such a obvious public lovers quarrel! Those to fucked and something happened and now they hate each other and throw digs every which way they can. Bitchy queens.
Submitted by Alix on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 6:27pm.
I thought he was dating Nastya Liukin?
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They are just friends but it seems like she was in his life and amjor influence in some way at a pivotol time because after he won his gold medal he told the reporter that if it weren't for her he would not be where he is. And he was serious as shit.
*yawn* The Winter Olympics are long gone. Next!
ok folks that's a casting call for beard duty. Doesn't seem like a bad gig, he seems nice enough and has corporate sponsorhip money, travels where he's always busy meaning you get to explore the world capitals (and small towns cuz he is a figure skater)by yourself and shop or have your own personal rende vous and he has a name, at least in the sports world....
This guy is either full of it, OR, one of those people you come across who is very simple and honest. One time I had a boyfriend like that. Spent his whole life focused on a skill, never got around to learning the ropes about modern culture.
I thought he was dating Nastya Liukin?
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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 6:20pm.
He's so far inside the closet that his mother tongue is Narnian.
FUNNEH!!! LOL.
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"And I don't know, just a cool girl. I need someone to hang out with me.”
Really Evan? You are such a fudge packer. What you just described is a friend. A real straight guy would say something in the lines of 'I want a hot and smart girlfriend.'
When you refer to a 'cool girl' to 'hang out with' then you are referring to a fag hag. FAIL!
GAY! GHEY! G-A-Y! What does YAG spell backwards?
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful