Monday, May 24th 2010
NALGAS OUT!
Hos at the French Open yesterday should've been keeping their eyes on Venus Williams' balls, but instead they couldn't stop staring at her "Noah Cyrus going to church" tennis teddy and her flesh colored ass huggers. Venus brushed off the prudes and said her ensemble was about the "illusion that I've got a vagina...a lot of my motif this year."
Venus' rock hard butt cheeks could crack a tennis ball just by flinching at it, so I say she should flaunt them as much as she can. Especially because every time she shows off her ass, Gay Al Reynolds punches at his nalgas because no matter how many "squeeze the peen" exercises he does they will never be as great as Venus'.
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Illusion?? is her motif? Wait...what? She is playing tennis, right??
She kinda scares me.
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As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
Sweat and lace do not go. Yuck.
And guess what Octomom will be wearing to the park tomorrow.
Ladies of the world, please conceal your beef curtains. Ninja slipper. Catchers mitt. Whatevers. Not nice.
Pamela, if right is wrong and wrong is right, what is left?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
That reminds me of an ad I saw in Cosmo this weekend, I forget what company but they had many different shades of skin-colored undies.
Hey at least she doesn't have to worry about visible skidmarks.
Why?! This reminds me of when I see hos at the beach who try to pass off Victoria's Secret lingerie as a two piece bikini or where it out on Halloween as a "slutty costume" No sweety, it clearly belongs in your bedroom and not at the beach, the office costume party...or the tennis court, Venus! FAIL. She def should have kept this a "secret".
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 3:51pm.
Chocolate Gorilla!
Was that wrong?
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Dog if your wrong I dont want to be right
Eddie Murphy needs to quit these drag roles.
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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall
Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 3:51pm.
Chocolate Gorilla!
Was that wrong?
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Sitting next to you on the bus to hell.. cause you made me laugh. lol
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I kinda thought we needed some equal opportunity gorillaz up in here. If we get a pic of Jon Grosselin we can have a coffee gorilla. There I go again!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 3:51pm.
Chocolate Gorilla!
Was that wrong?
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Sitting next to you on the bus to hell.. cause you made me laugh. lol
Ew. Nasty.
SKANK ! That's the only word that fits.
Who on earth plays tennis in that get up? It's as if she strolled off the "night shift" and wound up on the tennis court by mistake!
Are there NO boundaries when it comes to athletic clothing? Get a grip already!
SHES A NUT BUSTER AND A BONER KILLER
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
The "Excuse My Beauty" tag hahahahaa
Ru Paul is looking more manly than usual here.
Sandbitch...your avie...hahahahahaha
I bet her picklefartz be EPIC!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
LMFAO at fart the national anthem
Has it always been that everyone is an attention ho?
I think I saw her nutsack slip out!
Buns of steel I can just imagine her being able to fart the national anthem with an ass like that.
FERRERO ROCHER! nom nom nom
I see nothing but muscle.
Venus is HOT! Not kidding. She is athletically beautiful.
I'll add that she has one hell of a hard body. I bet she can shatter concrete with those buns!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Chocolate Gorilla!
Was that wrong?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/