Monday, May 24th 2010
NALGAS OUT!
Hos at the French Open yesterday should've been keeping their eyes on Venus Williams' balls, but instead they couldn't stop staring at her "Noah Cyrus going to church" tennis teddy and her flesh colored ass huggers. Venus brushed off the prudes and said her ensemble was about the "illusion that I've got a vagina...a lot of my motif this year."
Venus' rock hard butt cheeks could crack a tennis ball just by flinching at it, so I say she should flaunt them as much as she can. Especially because every time she shows off her ass, Gay Al Reynolds punches at his nalgas because no matter how many "squeeze the peen" exercises he does they will never be as great as Venus'.
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 5:20pm.
That Simona Halep got them reduced. I haven't seen an after picture? :* (
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:54pm.
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I googled this Simona Halep you gushed about......gaaaawdamn!!! Are those things real???
How does she avoid black eyes?
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Too late in life I've discovered the formula; Make a fortune, get married, have kids, get divorced, take care of the kids, stay single til you die.
I am MUCH more offended by the prissy skater's outfit she has on over those brown boyshorts. I think it's weird when women with athletic builds try to get all frilly and lacy and whatnot. She could OWN some other style. The lingerie look is jarring on her.
And I think her body is beautiful. Just not right in that little dress.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf
In fact, if we showed up wearing this slut gear, we'd probably have balls hit right at our faces. My coach didn't f-around.
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Wasn't this an episode of L&O: SVU?
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My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding-a-ling...
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Sisters ass be looking all kinds of ashy.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
Wow, I appreciate her efforts to inject a little fashion into the game, but this just ain't right. She had to know that her skirt is too light-weight and would flip up, so why isn't she wearing shorts underneath? There's no excuse for this one, Venus. Not cool.
"Submitted by person_of_interest on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 5:01pm.
I think she's gorgeous, has an incredible body, and is an awesome tennis player and still, I find this inappropriate. Usually people who go this route don't have the talent to back up the posturing. Venus does, so maybe this is a "steal the spotlight back from her sister" move?"
I agree. I think she's gorgeous, but this was not needed. I used to play tennis in high school (not very well however) and we would NEVER be allowed to wear this. In fact, if we showed up wearing this slut gear, we'd probably have balls hit right at our faces. My coach didn't f-around.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by Granny Frump on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:33pm.
Fantastic body!
As usual, the casual racism abounds.
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"I beg to differ, I had a big crush on Skin from Skunk Anansie for years but I just find those photos repulsive."
@ Emeriesan-
There are lots of repulsive photos posted on Dlisted but I generally only see Af-Ams referred to as gorillas and monkeys. Jesse James doesn't count. I used the phrase "casual racism" because those type of comments ARE racist. However, I think quite a few of the people making them probably don't even know that they are racists.
There are a few hard-line racists at Dlisted but I don't think that they'd deny their racism.
I don't like the outfit either, but I can say so without invoking racial stereotypes and white supremacy.
Unprofessional, obnoxious, and inappropriate... also, it's really ugly.
That is one proud butt!
I think she's gorgeous, has an incredible body, and is an awesome tennis player and still, I find this inappropriate. Usually people who go this route don't have the talent to back up the posturing. Venus does, so maybe this is a "steal the spotlight back from her sister" move?
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"Eyebrows, you in danger girl!"
Good goddamn.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Stupid Venus, you forgot the fishnet stockings.
Hope is the last thing to die...
Look....nobody wanted to see Martina's ass either, and like Venus, she was a helluva tennis player...but come on...really.....unfortunately, most of the best female athletes look a little too "masculine" to wear something like this....
So unprofessional and inappropriate.
Submitted by IrishFury
@masterblaster
why does it after to be an either/or situation? Can't you be a hell of a player without needing to look like that?
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No, I totally agree. I wish she would just be content to kick ass in regular ol' tennis whites.
To clarify my point though, whenever people have something negative to say about Venus or Serena Williams, it inevitably comes down to their looks. These statements are rarely coupled with acknowledgments as to what incredible athletes they are. Conversely, anytime Anna Kournikova was discussed, it was often about how hot she was without nary a mention of her painfully substandard tennis game. So, I'm curious what the overall opinion would be for a woman as attractive as a Kournikova and as a talented as a Williams would be if she were wearing that same outfit.
Personally, I'd like to see Simona Halep play in that getup. That'd be bonerific!
Discuss amongst yourselves...
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Who's the drag queen in the tennis dress?
I want her nalgas, goddammit. I just can't imagine playing in lace. At least during sex, that shit can come off when you start feeling the friction.
Quit the hate, appreciate.
Jill the ripper. Is that Siouxsie Sioux as your avi. I loooooove Siouxsie! That woman has mad percussion talent. I got to see her and Steven do an intimate concert at a Tempe AZ nightclub with their band The Creatures. I was tingling with excitement being so close Siouxsie. She is a tremendous talent and she knew when to retire. Following the footsteps of a rag doll dance we are entranced!Spellbound spellbound! As for Venus' skin colored skivvies and lace. She always has been a fashion misfit. I would never talk dow a chick that could kill me with her pinky finger. Nooooway! I love watchin her and Serena pound the piss out of all those skinny white bitches. Best tennis players ever!
Don't you love the times we live in? A woman can't just be a good athlete, she has to be SEXY too! Wow, how I love this new brand of feminism.
Shut up and just play and save your outfits for the red carpet. Jeez, sorry you won't feel sexy 100% of the time, but you're playing a fucking SPORT for chrissakes.
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-Submitted by hollie. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 2:20pm.
Dusted I'd do her. Run of the mill or not.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
It doesn't matter to me if she has a great body or not. This outfit flat out doesn't look good.
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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK
Submitted by Granny Frump on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:33pm.
Fantastic body!
As usual, the casual racism abounds.
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I beg to differ, I had a big crush on Skin from Skunk Anansie for years but I just find those photos repulsive.
I have no idea why people think Anna Kournikova looks great. I think she's completely hideous. She's run of the mill, eastern european trash.
At least she didn't have on a thong.
Come on ease on down
ease on down the road...
@masterblaster
why does it after to be an either/or situation? Can't you be a hell of a player without needing to look like that?
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Dark-sided!
Who would you rather be? Anna Kournikova, who looks great but has never won shit or Venus Williams, who is not classically attractive (being kind) but destroys everything in her path?
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fantastic body or not ... NO one needs to see that much of her body while she's playing tennis! Have some couth and put on a normal tennis outfit and not some "come fuck me" teddy!
ew is that allowed? That is so rude. I bet her herps are screaming for air.
Since when is a negligee considered an appropriate outfit in which to play tennis? WTF, Venus?
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"Here comes the fiesta, bitch!"
Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:22pm.
And the caption contest winner is:
Venus De Hell-NO
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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall
HOT
I dig it!!!
She forgot the fishnet stockings, frankenfurter wig and pearls.
Fantastic body!
As usual, the casual racism abounds.
This man is dreadful.
Bring on Wimbledon where these fuckers can't pull this shit.
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Dark-sided!
Dog- Im going in a hand basket I been making mine real purdy for years! I havent been kidding myself, Im not delusional like some people cough whiteoprah cough I know where Im going its fine.
This photo made me think of Godiva dark chocolate truffles, those with Grand Marnier in the center .......
This is so unfair to the poor little white girl on the other side of the net. Not only does she get distracted by this atrocity masquerading as an outfit, she then gets pummeled with a tennis ball going a gazillion miles an hour courtesy of 6'1 feet of merciless muscle. That shit ain't right.
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My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding-a-ling...
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I plead the 5th
Well I for one could have comfortably lived the rest of my days never seeing THAT. *sigh* It is one of the risks of being a Dlister - that you will see something that gives your eyeballs the bad dreams...the price you pay I guess.
I would rather look at Venus' athletic rock hard ass body, instead of Heidi Montag's pathetic, Batman villian face anyday! Big improvement MK!
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edited due to sloppy ass writing.
And the caption contest winner is:
at least I now know what nalgas are
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If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you. ~
Ok, yeah, Venus we get it. No cellulite on your ass. Thanks for that.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:11pm.
Pamela, if right is wrong and wrong is right, what is left?
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I guess we will find out that answer in our little hand baskets to hell my friend
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The hell with a handbasket! I'm stuck to the front of the locomotive! CHOO CHOOOOOOOO!
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But Lady Caca is the herm? I beg to differ.
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"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
I think she has to wear white bloomers at Wimbledon, maybe she is making a statement?
She did this before, with the flesh colored bloomers, but the rest of the outfit was conservative.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
I've seen worse heinie's
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:11pm.
Pamela, if right is wrong and wrong is right, what is left?
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I guess we will find out that answer in our little hand baskets to hell my friend
I bet dem nalgas could crack a nut or two.