What In The Gay Cockatoo Hell?
I left my head in a toilet somewhere last night and my stomach is starting a revolt, so these pictures of Jared Leto with his brother Shannon at Radio 1's Big Weekend in Wales yesterday are making me want to camp out in my bathroom for the rest of the day.
Why is Jared Leto doing this to us? Doesn't he know that bitches suffering from hangovers today want to see pictures of him with both his nipples out and without some King Koopa shit on top of his head. Seeing Jared fully embracing his hotness would soothe my hangover. But instead, he just had to show up looking like a 16-year-old lesbian from the late 80s whose lifelong dream is to become a Kids Inc. back-up dancer.
The next time Rayanne and Rickie offer to give Jordan Catalano a makeover in the girl's bathroom after they just finished sniffing freon, he should just SAY NO.
That being said, I'd still softly brush my nalgas with his homohawk.
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He must be kidding? Right?????
If that whiny boy singing voice of his didn't make my cooch heal over, this totally did.
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omg i thought it was alan cumming , oh well pretty close i guess
by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
total homohawk...
people there is a logical explanation for this...
cocaine,
cocaine,
cocaine.
This picture here is a Caption This Contest gone wrong...
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Don't care. I'd hit it till my chocha fell off.
HomoHobbitHairstyles!
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we all know we'd still do him if we had that chance... who cares what he's wearing.. he can afford to wear anything with those genes of his
Forget about fighting the hot, Jared Leto has massacred it with his style
Bill Kaulitz needs to show this bitch how things are done!
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
I'm only 26 (in a month) and I already have Peter Pan syndrome, so I feel his pain. I also want to dye my hair pink. That dream never died.
And I'd still fuck him. For me he's always Jordan Catalano. Part of the reason I related to that show so much was that my crush at the time was stoned out of his mind all the time. Totally the kind of guy who would write a song for his car. Well, that is if the weed he started smoking in fourth grade hadn't fried his brain.
I've tried dating real-life JCs since then, but they're really annoying as long-term fucky times material. Angela Chase's life was about to go down the crapper after this guy, I now realize after years of experience. She was a good student with parents who gave a shit, and they ended the show by giving her a ride on the heroin express. But it still makes my cold heart flutter.
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"When you lay down with dogs, you're bound to get some fleas, girlfriend."
-Submitted by hollie. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 2:20pm.
Men should not be allowed to wear tank tops. This nasty fucking trend needs to go back to the early 90's where it belongs. That's some shit that never needs to come back.
HAHAHAHA!
This shit is the visual equivalent of MK's funny words!
"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist
Hey if you can be nearly 40 and look like you're still 24, then more power to him. But yeah, this look is pretty much total fail. Bowie you are not, sir.
He thinks he is some kind of original but this get up is an old retread. He looks like an idiot. Reminds me of that diseased looking Adam Lambert.
Is this guy officially a homosexual now? And can I just throw shit at him? BARF. I understand why MK is doing just that right now.
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Submitted by drzhivago on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 7:43pm.
I agree....Leto is fucking hot! I'd have a three way with you and Leto. yum
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Jared Leto is so pretty that he's always trying to fight it.
Don't care. Mohawk, thin, pale, chunky with gout (a la Chapter 27), straight, bisexual, etc. he's still beautiful to me. He has my digits and if he and his 12 inch penis come back to town I'll be available. Anywhere, anytime waiting with legs spread. I have no shame when it comes to Jared Leto.
no. leto, you're about to be bounced from my sex dreams if you don't STOP IT.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 3:57pm.
Back when they were both hotter and one of the best tv moments evah.....
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Ohhh... me and my friends used to watch this scene over and over again, and it still gets to me! This truly was the best teen drama ever made, one that you could relate to, with fairly normal looking (at least compared to most shows) people that could pass for teenagers and were dealing with normal teenage angst, not some overdramatic bullshit.
His brother is pretty hot. I used to LOVE Jared Leto, but lately...ehhh. I think he's having a mid-life crisis or something. They both look good for their age, though. But, they wouldnt get away with dressing like this in the real world.
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Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 5:26pm.
Oh man, I have a hangover too..I don't know if I can handle all this fabulousness! I mean, Jared should just walk around with a red carpet.
So, I've read at least 2 articles written by two separate girls that claim they've slept with Leto. One of the girls said he picked her up at a bar then he fucked her and was choking her. She said he's freaky like that and that he has the biggest dick she's ever had. Supposedly, this motherfucker is packing some big hot shit (kinda like Tommy Lee style). The other article I read, the girl didn't talk about his big dick but all she said was that he was freaky. Now, with all that said...I don't know what to make of these two 'alleged' stories but he's been looking gayer this year. I'm definitely questioning his sexuality. My pussy will pop if I find out he is bisexual cause I think that shit is hot!
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A lot of celeb sites for years have said that - despite his obsession with those stupid skinny jeans - Jared honestly is one of the biggest guys packin' in Hollywood. I also think he's bisexual, check out some of his interviews on youtube, he openly flirts with both men and women and I think more than one of his groupies have said he told them he was and when he was doing "Alexander" he said in an interview that it's pretty much still career suicide for actors to come out so I think he'll still publicly date only women but behind closed doors probably men too
Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 4:27pm
You gotta admit, the dude doesn't look 40. Maybe that is why he dresses this way.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Oh man, I have a hangover too..I don't know if I can handle all this fabulousness! I mean, Jared should just walk around with a red carpet.
So, I've read at least 2 articles written by two separate girls that claim they've slept with Leto. One of the girls said he picked her up at a bar then he fucked her and was choking her. She said he's freaky like that and that he has the biggest dick she's ever had. Supposedly, this motherfucker is packing some big hot shit (kinda like Tommy Lee style). The other article I read, the girl didn't talk about his big dick but all she said was that he was freaky. Now, with all that said...I don't know what to make of these two 'alleged' stories but he's been looking gayer this year. I'm definitely questioning his sexuality. My pussy will pop if I find out he is bisexual cause I think that shit is hot!
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Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 4:29pm.
A little Peter Pan syndrome, perhaps?
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I suffer from this along with scrotum shrinkage.
A little Peter Pan syndrome, perhaps?
Oh Jared, my eskimo brother, you look like a fucking retard. You can be near 40, be involved in the music world and still not dress like an old person. Have some sense.
Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 2:05pm.
He looks like that old-maid hen Prissy who was always trying to fuck Foghorn Leghorn. His desperation at facing the aging process is also quite similar to her, it seems.
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AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! brilliant observation!
Submitted by kyky
i can see where you're coming from but my husband is pretty much the pinnacle of bedroom bliss, so i can afford to down grade.
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I got it! Using the photo as model, give your husband a douche-over and you've got sexual napalm!
You'll still need to get that hand looked at by a qualified professional though.
Ok, my work is done here.
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I would let him suckle my maggot sized penis.
Is it just me, or does thumbnail #3 look like Zac Efron's face? They both look very similar, imo.
he's so awkward
Submitted by Master Blaster
You know your hand is highly flammable now, right? Stay away from open flames!
Your lady parts should aim higher. You need to sit them down and give them a good talking to.
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i can see where you're coming from but my husband is pretty much the pinnacle of bedroom bliss, so i can afford to down grade.
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Back when they were both hotter and one of the best tv moments evah.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Etd_CYI_k
Submitted by kyky on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 3:44pm.
i have no regrets. my lady parts want what my lady parts want.
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You know your hand is highly flammable now, right? Stay away from open flames!
Your lady parts should aim higher. You need to sit them down and give them a good talking to.
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Submitted by Master Blaster
How long did it take you to clean off all the glitter and the stench of Axe body spray?
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oh, i can still smell it, but the sparkle wore off last week. :( i have no regrets. my lady parts want what my lady parts want.
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Submitted by kyky
say what you will about 30STM and Jared's current attempt at being fugly, none of that changes the fact that i was blessed to grab a hand full of his ass in Salt Lake City.
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How long did it take you to clean off all the glitter and the stench of Axe body spray?
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Is this a joke?
say what you will about 30STM and Jared's current attempt at being fugly, none of that changes the fact that i was blessed to grab a hand full of his ass in Salt Lake City. that 1st thumb nail is the exact outfit he was wearing that night too.
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"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack"
- Snoop
I got a free ticket to the 30 Seconds to Shart (or whatever they're called) show in NYC last month and it was as bad, if not worse, as I expected it to be. I rarely walk out of concerts. Especially free ones, but I couldn't take the tuneless pretension that was happening onstage. It was painful, so my friend and I left after 5 songs. At least I think it was 5 songs. I can't be sure since all of that shit sounded the same and even the beer wasn't helping the situation. Some of the songs were awful and then they would kick it up to high gear to all-out dreadful. Their opening act, Mutemath, completely kicked ass though! This dude should focus on his acting career because he's totally transparent as a faux musician to anyone with ears and taste. It was like watching someone do an impression of what they think a rockstar is...in the 80's!
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They are indeed 40-ish. But so is Gwen Stefani and she dresses in much the same way.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 2:34pm.
Mr. M!!!!!!! Prolly, but they are some weird fuckers in there. I went in there once when my son was in high school and was like WTF is wrong with these people
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People like that have high aspirations of doing dick in the future. My niece for example with piercing all in her face and tattoos on her face and other visible tats. My step daughter is about the same age about to turn 21 and she said to me "I wanted a tattoo on my foot but I want to work in an office some day and wear nice shoes". I though I must have done something right with this kid. And yes Im taking all the credit because her shitbag mother and (sorry hubby) way to lienant of a father had nothing to do with it. It sucks being the heavy with her and the other kids all the time but I hear her say stuff and I know our 7 and 2 year old are gonna be all right!
I can handle the hair, but those flabby looking chalk white arms are making me ill.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
@Leenie! Yeah you're right about the "weird fuckers"...I'm considering a second line of work where I do reconstructive surgery on earlobes stretched out from those giant disc things the kids wear these days. They evidently all think they're from Rapa Nui or Somoa or some shit.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
mofo looks (gulp) hot in a trench.
Jared Leto is a douche.