Friday, May 21st 2010
The Mystery Of Nicole Kidman's Chichis
Nicole Kidman showed up to an Omega charity event in Hong Kong last night looking like her chichis are starring in a remake of Far and Away. One titty is staying to the east, the other staying to the west. Battle lines drawn!
Some are saying that Nicole's nipples swallowed a Ziploc bag filled with silicone, and others think her Civil War titties are the work of a push-up bra. My ass thinks that Nicole's face is so overcrowded with Botox that some of that shit migrated to her Cold Mountains to find an empty home. You know her nipples are cooing, "Come back to me....come back to Cold Mountain!"
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Assuming it's a bad bra or awful tape job (I doubt it, but for the sake of argument), why the hell would you knowingly wear something that makes your tits look cockeyed like those of that Real Housewife woman?
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Hahahahaha Civil War titties!
Oh shit, just when I thought Michael would never post about history he surprises me with that gem of a reference. hahahahaha *opens Mr. Lincoln's Army book*
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
She's all levels of fucked up surgery. The woman is beyond ridic.
She is so repulsive looking. She was cute when she was young like we all were. But now she reminds me of that Body World exhibit. Like she is a walking corpse.
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No Mystery. Just a case of bad plastic surgery. The implants are positioned wrong. Probably because she is too skinny for implants that large.The doctor probably had to struggle to find enough tissue ans skin to cover those beach balls.
Where did she get those boobs? and I'm not talking about Tom Cruise and Keith Urban. She should get her money back.
how fun! i just wanna play wack-a-mole on her synthitits and skee-ball off her forehead
What in tarnations is going on in these pictures?! The original stepford wife
1. a collar bone like that doesn't match boobs
2. those grapefruits are sobvious fakery
3. What's with her C3PO-like posture? "I am fluent in over six million forms of communication..."
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 3:32pm.
Maybe eczema on the hands. Eyes, no idea.
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what in the roving pre-pubescent hell is going on up in her chest area???!!? doesn't she look in a mirror every once in a while. can't she see the canyon between the two bumps where there shouldn't be a canyon??!! doesn't she question these things???????
ever since lilo got away (for now) again, the universe is spinning in reverse, and bitches are acting crazy, including my stabby self today. stabbiness or no, there is no logical reason to go out w/ two roving, shoved up and off to the side boobs. no reason.
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HORRID boob job. She should sue the doctor who did them.
She had real talent but someone decided that wasn't enough & that looking as sexy as a long glass of skimmed milk would hinder her career - hence the never ending body work that's left her looking like a nervous crypt creature.
She was a happy little Aussie girl once - back in her 'BMX Bandits' days.
Push up bras do not make chichis look as though they are composed of zip lock bags full of silicone. Zip lock bags full of silicone do that and the directional thing is the kicker.
Her breasts are poorly taped up under the dress. You know it isn't a push up deal. Still not hot.
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Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 3:32pm.
Why are Kidman's hands and eyes always tomato red?'
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I notice that to. She needs to make friends with visine
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And Clarins!
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 3:32pm.
Why are Kidman's hands and eyes always tomato red?'
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I notice that to. She needs to make friends with visine
come on I think she looks great here the hair color,make-up,new ta-tas they all work for her.
people who are nostalgic of how she used to look and comment that she looks 'awful' now, after that many years and at that age obviously haven't tasted the aging pie yet,well it's been served faster than you except, tastes like shit and you're 'it',let's see if you can keep up and look even moderately presentable after the few first bites let along getting in the middle of it.
Why are Kidman's hands and eyes always tomato red?
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Wow, never thought I'd post: great hair, better lips, less of the botox. The shortage of jobs has obviously rang a bell.
Her tits looked the same about a year ago at some do, can't be arsed to google them now. It's all in the dress. Don't get fooled by these spaghetti things, they're heavy duty wire and the dress around the cleavage is made of concrete.
Facewise, still a large improvement.
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how anyone could be unsure of their fakeness is beyond me. they are about the worst damn fakes i ever saw. but fake fake fake for sure.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 10:54am.
Everytime I see her, I imagine how cold all her flesh must feel, like if your dick dove in there it would get stuck and never come out.
So cold your dick would stick like a tongue sticks to a frozen pole outside in the winter(like in "A Christmas Story"). Fun!
At this point, she could obviously beat the living shit out of Tom Cruise.
Hideous. And scrawny as hell. Looks ridiculous.
I wonder how much she paid for that hack boob job. Hideous.
"All natural" implants. Nothing about this woman rings true anymore. I totally believe what Morton wrote about her being extremely self-involved. She sure looks the part.
Submitted by tharuffian on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:15am.
Does she not plan on having any siblings for her daughter?
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It is possible to bf w/implants, not always, but my sister did w/both her kids.
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Submitted by AnastasiaBeaver... on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 12:25pm.
Too much silicone and not enough meat on her bones. What I want to know, as a fellow redhead, is how the bitch keeps from getting freckles? I can use SPF 5,000 and avoid the sun until absolutely neccessary and still get them.
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She prolly bleaches her freckles. Also, I have seen many pics of her out in the sun with an umbrella.
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"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
although I agree, the $$$ she must spend in Botox are unecessary. And the 'Lift and Seperate: Extreme Edition' is a little disturbing.
I like Nicole Kidman...
YEAH, I SAID IT!!!
*ducks under a table*
Implants for sure. Also, they are either really shitty implants or fairly new and they haven't had time to drop.
She'll never admit to it, though. Anyone remember a year or 2 go when she told Marie-Claire she NEVER had Botox or any surgery and was 100% natural? Bitch, please! She's had a nose job and jaw work at the very least. Also, her face is so full of Botox I don't think her forehead muscles even remember how to move!
Her fake tits look awful. I guess it doesn't help that her dress is crooked and is yanking the left one up higher (how hard is it to fix a dress strap?).
Other than that tho, I'm amazed to find myself saying that she looks pretty smokin here. And that's a lot coming from me because I can't stand this woman. But dayum, her legs are killer.
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I had a worm in my hair and I slept on the worm and then I found it in my soup and then I sat down on a hot piece of tin and then my skirt inched up and my panties got hot so I went in the freezer where I ate a big onion is that bad? doot-do-do-doo...
A push up bra? Puhleez. They are poorly-done very obvious implants. IMO she looked better with her naturally flat chest.
she must have gone to Posh's guy.
Submitted by kanderso: "...It is NORMAL for a 40+ year old women to have some laugh lines..."
If they actually LAUGH, that is. I don't think she laughs unless it's in the script.
FAKE TITS.
That is all.
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:50am.
MR MERCURY
KNIT ME A COCK SOCK
OK...first we need measurements, or should I just assume that would be XL?
I have to see if I have enough wool. Color?
I also have ideas about how to use the needles.
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meh, i'm just glad she has red hair again. she was seriously fighting the hot with that blonde mess.
i'll be your doug.
Well on the plus side, that highway sized gap between her tits means that it's easier to have THIS happen. Don't worry, G-rated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUaaAFZ7zjo
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She used to be such a natural beauty and now, she's just a shiny skeleton with more and more plastic parts.
I hate Hollywood.
kitten 666 Baaaad boob job ... She should get a lawyer ! Sue the plastic surgen . Yikes ! Poor thing .....
Submitted by Night Owl on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 12:15pm.
If it's a push up bra I would be holding my breath that they didn't pop out. I thought she looked cute in To Die For, now not so much.
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She was adorable in that movie. I saw it just the other week.
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Too much silicone and not enough meat on her bones. What I want to know, as a fellow redhead, is how the bitch keeps from getting freckles? I can use SPF 5,000 and avoid the sun until absolutely neccessary and still get them.
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Was it MK who said she must have her period in ice cubes??? Hahahahahahahahah!!
I'm less concerned about the diverging titties and more alarmed about the neck, clavicle, shoulder, bonal, tendinosity area going on up above.
*Hides under blankie, sucks binky*
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You could drive a truck through those suckers. Definitely implants.
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If it's a push up bra I would be holding my breath that they didn't pop out. I thought she looked cute in To Die For, now not so much.
someone got there titty bags mutilated!!
looks like a boob job gone wrong.
yikes...she is so scary looking now. Dayum, she is all plastic and so freaky looking...and she thinks she is gorgeous which is what is really scary.
Why oh why, idiotic woman? You were so wonderful at the time of "Moulin Rouge", and then...
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