This Baby Knows
Just because Katie Price is stuffing a few squid (I meant to write "quid," but I like squid better) into that baby's diaper to pose during a photo call for her stupid new baby clothes doesn't mean baby has to pretend to NOT to look terrified when she gets all close.
That's a "Back the fuck up, bitch" face if I ever saw one. Baby is probably wondering why the rotten orange it was playing with earlier now has hair like a toy pony and eyelashes like a dust brush. If baby didn't have such tiny arms, she would've slapped the grease right off of Katie's face.
Here's Katie whoring out her new collection of baby clothes in London today. Right now Katie only has onesies and beanies for sale, but soon her line will also include wigs you can glue right onto baby's head, t-shirts with built-in silicone bags and bottles with a secret syringe that will shoot collagen into your kid's lips while they're drinking milk.
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That kid is just shocked that Miz Price is NOT dressed like a two-dollar whore.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
This photo is hilarious! Too funny! I can't believe that baby is looking at her like that!
This entire post was pure fucking poetry. You've outdone yourself, MK.
I am putting my vote in for that baby to be hot slut of the month.
Oh, hell no. The CDC and CPS need to be on line 1 for this shenannigans!
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Utterly magnificent pic.
In the fifth thumbnail, that baby has a "Get me out of this bitch's claws!" face. Lol!
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"How can you trust someone with your full heart when they seem to be in love with the fact that they look like something out of The Hills Have Eyes."
Vintage MK.
This baby should totally be a Hot Slut. My money on the baby to win Hot Slut of the month too.
LOL!!!
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That's so adorable. Hysterical. Babies know.
The look on that baby's face if effing priceless.
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Rule #1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 ft of my lips.
What bitch is trying to say to the baby...Party tits for everyone!
Nothing like this bitch trying to elevate babyhood to being trashy.
thats a smart ass baby right there.
I love that judgemental baby ahahhahaha I want one but what if it comes out regular
That baby's face is f'ing priceless!
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"Here comes the fiesta, bitch!"
yes mbar, some of us brits do wish we could disown her, especially after the insensitive comments she made which made a few cancer charities drop her ass. btw some of you guys might like this: http://cheezburger.com/View/3546705152
i thought this for a long time. maybe their related?
Can I adopt this baby?
that picture is priceless.
brilliant. just brilliant. why didn't she have Harvey promote? errybody loves Harvey!
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sorn look sao...
Holy shit that baby!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
*falls into plant*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
She's like, "Who da FUKKKK?!!" Thereinafter followed by, "Shiiiiiit!" Which was then not followed by a shit but by a fart in her diaper. One that sounds like fabric ripping. I think this is child abuse. Poor kid's probably going to have nightmares for the next 2 weeks.
Pornwhore: "Photog, take my picture with this baby"
Baby: "What the hell is that orange thing?"
That's awesome! Baby's got my vote for "Hot Slut of the Day"!
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
LMAO... 'ANTI-ORANGE BABY' FOR HOT SLUT!
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Whoa,aren't babies supposed to look like Winston Churchill? That little one is making Stalin face.
Future Hot Slut!
LOL! It's those eyelashes, fersure. That baby's like: Bitch, you got spiders on yo face! Doesn't that bother you!?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
MK, You need your own show. I was laughing my ass off at your clever writing. BTW, do you know that Stephanie Miller reads some of your postings on her radio show in the mornings? Hilarious!!!!!!
You can't handle the TRUTH!
Katie's look is more prevalent in the UK than you would think, specifically the orange skin, severely dyed hair(either black-black or bleached blonde), extreme makeup (especially the trillion coats of mascara thing), crazy manicure. Don't be fooled into thinking all British women are like fair English roses or ruddy-faced horse-y types. Nuh-uh!
My mom is British, and while she looks like a normal prim lil ol' lady (she's of an older generation) my COUSIN shares a lot of characteristics with miss Price. You better believe that when my cuz went in to give birth to her kid, she made sure she had full face and nails and shit in the hospital >eyeroll<
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I had a worm in my hair and I slept on the worm and then I found it in my soup and then I sat down on a hot piece of tin and then my skirt inched up and my panties got hot so I went in the freezer where
'That's a "Back the fuck up, bitch" face if I ever saw one.'
So true MK.
Love it.
What will Katie Price try to sell next - tires?
I wonder if the Brits are like, "Can we just disown her?"
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 8:10pm.
Can a baby be a Hot Slut?
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Bwahahahahahahahhaah!!!!
That's fucking hilarious.
LMAO!!! I laughed so hard at this post that my wheelchair bound grandmother wheeled herself into the office just to see if I was ok..this pic is priceless...makes me almost want a baby friend...almost.
" Now, I'm not sayin' I'm the best...but, I'm the best"
-Kanye West
O fucken K, Michael K. I have not laughed so hard @ one of your posts. This one, lad, is golden!.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
This baby's heard the rumors that "Mother of the Year" Katie Price has aborted more fetuses than a Chinese Planned Parenthood Clinic. She afraid she's going to be next.
My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife White Oprah.
You can't put one over on a baby, they know the truth. I'm sure they were literally shitting themselves to get away from her.
And you joke, MK, but there already are freaks out there selling baby wigs.
http://www.babybangshairband.com/
(the URL alone brings the LOLs!)
Can a baby be a Hot Slut?
Jordan: This baby loves me! Goochey goochey!
Baby: Oh HELL no!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 7:16pm.
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You'd be surprised. I nearly bought one of her bras (it's sold in a supermarket) until I realised who would stand to profit from it, however indirectly.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Katie, the baby's pist off cause you're not breast feeding him. C'mon girl, whip it out.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
Submitted by sahasrara on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 7:39pm.
priceless
hehe...my first thought too...love that kid!
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RESCUE THAT CHIIIIIIILD!
Seriously, babies and dogs can sense evil. And skank. They can smell it. They're also frightened by giant silicone tits.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
You can't fool a baby.
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"That's a "Back the fuck up, bitch" face if I ever saw one."
LMAO the baby is over it.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
"Bitch please"
Very smart baby indeed.
That baby is smart enough to know it hasn't received all its vaccination shots yet.
How come this isn't also listed under "Hand Me My Shank"? You know that baby would have cut her in a New York minute.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
LMAO
Submitted by illuminati_puppet on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 7:33pm.
And to think, one would assume a newborn baby would be overjoyed to be sat that close to a giant cunt.
priceless