Megan Fox Was Not Fired
Paramount announced yesterday that prolific philosopher and soon-to-be Fox Reality Channel star, Megan Fox, would not be in Transformers 3. They decided it was more cost effective and easier on the nerves if they used a wig-wearing piece of wet cardboard as Shia LaBeouf's love interest instead. And they would probably get more raw emotion out of a piece of cardboard. But wait! Megan Fox wants it known that Michael Bay did not throw her ass towards the exit sign, she quit that bitch!
Megan's spokesbitch tells People, “Megan Fox will not be starring in Transformers 3. It was her decision not to return. She wishes the franchise the best.”
I know that Megan is trying to save face, but that was a dumb bitch move! Bitch can kiss a weekly unemployment check goodbye now that she's saying she quit instead of getting fired. Stupid toe thumbed fuck. I say that with respect (no, I don't).
And guess who is already trying to land Megan's spot in Transformers?
Before you laugh, let me remind you that Heidi Montag is a CGI robot with the personality of a broken car engine so she'll fit right in with the rest of the cast,
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The latest crap is that MF is claiming she quit due to verbal abuse. Oh, really? Compared to her antics? Really?
Heidi's message reminds me of what LiLo sent to Michael Phelps after he did well in the Olympics. She sent a text message that was so blatant and graphic that Debbie Phelps, his mama, told him "No way, Michael!"
MF has crossed the Rubicon with T-3. Will she recover and repair her rep? Stay tuned!
Yes they did fire her ass and replaced her with Katie Cassidy HAHAHA Suck on that, Jolie Lite!
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hahaha i don't know who is worse..the Heidy or the Fox, the combined IQ from those two skanks is less than 50, so probably the only functional neuron cell working on heidy died..BITCH, if you are cast in Transformers 3 i will be portraying fucking Renesmee daughter of RPattz in Breaking Dawn..
farting from laughing so hard...
Karma is a Bitch
"Cast Me in the next Transformers"
I'm thinking a complete body cast might be good.
So, it was MEGAN'S idea to leave a franchise that not only made her but put millions of dollars in her pocket... and was the only thing she had going on? Uh, yeah, sure, right. OF COURSE it was her idea. Just like it was all those dimwitted Baywatch playboy girls's ideas to leave that show when they got fired because the couldn't act to save their lives.
Amazing how you can openly lie in Hollywood, basically say anything you want regardless of facts showing you to be a boldfaced liar, and get away with it...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
The only person more stupid than megan fox rears her ugly head:
"..I know what A artistic..."
It's "AN" artistic not "A" artistic....illiterate fool!
anyone else I would let that pass bc its twitter, but I"M sure she probably has no clue that it should be "AN" because of her 4th grade education
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 12:27pm.
Megan is no actress, but with that face of hers, she'll only end up in C-list if she screws it up big time, Blohan-style.
Bitch is beyond perfect, let's fucking face it.
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Nah, she has weird cleavage, like her breasts hate each other, and she has freaking Siamese thumbs for christ's sake.
Submitted by GrumpyBear420 on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 6:48pm.
I'm all in for Betty White to be Megan's replacement
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It would be fantastic if Betty White played her character straight and they made believe she was some young hot chick.
I'm all in for Betty White to be Megan's replacement
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what kind of lady barfs outside of a bar?! A true lady yacks into the bathroom sink or into an empty glass on the table. ~MK
Heidi HO!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 11:45am.
I really should be criticizing the social order that lionizes some people just for being in certain professions, but it's easier just to call Blohan "Chuckyface".
Chuckeyface!! The ORIGINAL!!!
I like Megan Fox. And Michael Bay looks creepy, everything she said about him I beleive 100%
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And what about being a brilliant genius..as opposed to a lame two bit dumbass genius?
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 1:02pm.
It's "an artistic", not "a artistic"
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"It's rather like running through nettles to get to the green field."
Hasn't Montard learned from Sean Young? You can't grovel in public for a role...you have to track down and blow....
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 11:45am.
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i feel like i can testify - the music business is just as bad.
i refused to fuck my married producer and she (yes SHE) has bailed on every promise she ever made to promote my career and is now accusing me of being abusive.
as soon as i can figure out a way to get revenge, i will.
but this is just jazz, so it doesn't make the headlines :)
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As I thought earlier -- when word got out that MF was fired or quit T-3, lots of other women would ask for a shot in the movie. Heidi Montag? No way anyone would use her. She's vapid, insipid and not dependable. Then there is Spencer! Heidi Montag won't make the cut.
MB will have no problem finding a replacement for MF. The real challenge with be for MF to find work. She's got a bad attitude, too many tattoos, and really cannot act well. He'll find one with the right attitude, the right looks, and not cause trouble. Same applies for Shia La Boeuf. He can be easily replaced.
Heidi + new plastic face is probably a better actress.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 12:07pm.
Now Ms. Lion you know that Megan spewed forth from her mouth and stated she's only been with two men or some other such horseshit.
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Oh, I forgot about that bullcrap she was spewing last year. She was saying that around the same time she said she was once in love with a Russian stripper. I am so glad I never saw a Transformers movie. They will always be toys from the 80s to me.
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Apparently she wouldn't suck MB's huge cock and that's why he was pissed.
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I think he has a little peewee.
Heh. Yeah, Fox "quit" one of the biggest franchises in the history of film. Uh-huh. She's totally a dime-a-dozen "actress," and she thought she couldn't be replaced instantaneously when she decided to tell the truth about Bay? Please. She's such an idiot about how Hollywood works.
How desperate is Heidi? Does that thing have no shame at all?
Is "stupid ass thumb fuck" the new "stupid ass dumb fuck"?
She wasn't fired, but framed, I was so em bare assed for her. Even though she can't act, is doomed to a future of robot side kicks, comic book characters and Brazilian fart porn I think that she'll be OK. She seems to not be as materialistic as most starlets and maybe she saves her money.
Why is his hand around her abdomen? He totally seems like one of those creepy men who think that just because they did something for you (like give you a job) that they pretty much own you and can touch you and expect blowjobs whenever they want and the moment you say NO, they get their egos hurt and want you destroyed.
I'm one of those who is not annoyed by Megan Fox, unlike Michael Bay, whom I despise.
I rather see Megan Fox strut around a movie scene looking hot than not seeing her at all. I don't care about what she has to say, no one does, she's harmless.
I think that her absence is going to reflect on the box office take. Just like the teenage girl fanbase, the studios should never take the geek fanboys for granted.
Hopefully Megan's career dies now and we never have to hear from her again.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
It's "an artistic", not "a artistic".
I would LOVE to see Heidi in the next Transformers.
Crappy directing, shitty dialog...Heidi would be perfect! Please God, let her sing the theme song too...Amen.
Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 12:05pm
Apparently she wouldn't suck MB's huge cock and that's why he was pissed. I guess she gave it up to everyone else and forgot all about him (there was a blind item about a chick who fucked the cast of her movie around the time Transformers was released last year).
Megan is no actress, but with that face of hers, she'll only end up in C-list if she screws it up big time, Blohan-style.
Bitch is beyond perfect, let's fucking face it.
And Heidi.... You think this is how you sweet-talk someone? "I love your shirt, give me a role in your movie?"
Bitch please, dont pretend you dont know about cock-sucking for a part, come on!
For some reason Megan Fox, in spite of her arrogance & delusions, does not annoy me. I find her entertaining. Or rather, I find reading MK writing about Professor Whore Face's wisdom entertaining (best nickname ever btw).
Actually, had I ever seen a Transformers movie or ever planned to, I doubt I would notice the swap. I'm just laughing that these are Heidi Montag's networking & social skills.
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 12:12pm.
"surprised mk hasn't posted a lilo update yet.."
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Heidi Montag... for the love of Christ...
oh well, she has the robot part down to a tee
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
surprised mk hasn't posted a lilo update yet..
in 3..2..
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Now Ms. Lion you know that Megan spewed forth from her mouth and stated she's only been with two men or some other such horseshit.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Now did Fox get pregnant by Michael Brey or her roommate Brian? I am pretty sure she was the Blind Item a couple of years ago who had an "accidental" pregnancy. Everyone knows Fox is sucking on something to get into movies.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 11:55am.
If Ms. Montag were to get even larger implants, wouldn't a sizeable skin-grafting have to occur as well? All in all, that seems like a rather serious procedure, with a high rate of complications & risk involved.
I think she should go for it.
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If Ms. Montag were to get even larger implants, wouldn't a sizeable skin-grafting have to occur as well? All in all, that seems like a rather serious procedure, with a high rate of complications & risk involved.
I think she should go for it.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
The thing is, why would Megan Fox suck a cock for a job and THEN cry about it afterward? I'm not saying Hollywood isn't disgusting or blaming the system on Megan Fox, but if someone whipped their dick out at me during an interview and told me to suck it, or tried to get me to lay down on a "casting couch", I wouldn't go along with it, take the job, reap the benefits, and then make a big deal about it. There would be hell to pay the second I was propositioned.
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Hahaha Heidi. How long til Lohan starts hinting for the part?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Say what you want but Megan is much easier on the eye compared to Heidi. Heidi scares the shit out of me and… Megan is eye-candy (that's what pays her bills). I like Megan Foxxx. She' purdy. No, really. She is a very beautiful girl (surgeries or not).
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Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. [to his dog, Precious] Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
"I do think we target the deluded folk who try to claw their way up a fucked up social ladder, when we should be targeting the assholes who built the ladder in the first place."
The builders of the latter: MTV and Disney. And that "Twilight" shit.
And by the way, after hearing that Heidi Montag wants a shot, I'm sure everyone will be begging for Megan Fox to come back. I guarantee it, people will want a working actress, at best, than some reality star who has such an asshole of a husband (I finally saw a clip of "The Hills" on "The Soup with Joel McHale"; who says that their sister is not relevant in their life?).
And take note, folks, Heidi Montag is looking to get bigger breast implants. FFF or HHH cups. Yeah, Heidi Montag is way better...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Transformers 3" is destined for failure.
It can't be that hard to replace Miss Fox. You're not looking for Scarlett O'Hara here. Just some cute little thing to help the fanboys pet their monkey over.
Thanks Queenie.
@ Jill - were you the one looking for Vegemite/Marmite on another thread?
If you are, you can get it from www.englishteastore.com. I deal with them from time to time. They are based in western PA, they're very quick and easy to deal with.
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I kind of smell hypocrisy.
Whatever Megan said, let's leave that out of the equation. The last "Transformers 2" film, regardless of box office revenue, was horrible and won a bunch of Razzies. Remember, it had the Little Black Smbots, aggravating comic reliefs (the parents, Wheelie, Jetfire, Leo Spitz, the college professor), the corny love story, the NSA director, the jingoistic agenda, and barely any focus on the robots. And we're making a stink because two people pointed out what a bad job Michael Bay did?
Then again, I'm arguing with people who think Beth Ostrosky was responsible for the defeat of Howard Stern. So I can't win. And I'll live with that.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 11:32am.
True 'nuf, but it could be argued that any system that pressures women endlessly to put out in order to get work, is sexist. If so, the system itself is to blame, not the woman who puts out, no matter how annoying she might be.
You could counter that argument with, "she CHOSE to be in a misogynistic business", but if a whole social system is misogynistic, then all of the businesses within it will be misogynist as well.
I'm not defending Megan Fox, because she annoys the fuck out of me, but sometimes I do think we target the deluded folk who try to claw their way up a fucked up social ladder, when we should be targeting the assholes who built the ladder in the first place.
P.S. I'm as guilty of this as anyone else...there are some celebrities I just can't stand. I really should be criticizing the social order that lionizes some people just for being in certain professions, but it's easier just to call Blohan "Chuckyface".
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Apparently Blowhan DID NOT file a police report about her "stolen" passport, according to French cops.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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