Bitch Got Fired: The Megan Fox Edition
I guess calling Michael Bay "Hitler" and driving crew members insane to the point where they had to choke a baby fox for release cost Megan Fox a job. Deadline Hollywood first reported that Paramount is not picking Megan Fox's contract up for a third Transformers movie. Paramount confirmed the news to ET.
Somewhere in Los Angeles, Megan Fox is getting a pedicure on her thumbs while crying into a bowl of toe jam and water. No, probably not.
Michael Bay is currently looking for a sexy new love interest for Shia LaBeouf's character. QUICK! Somebody slide Quween of the Scene's picture and resume to Michael Bay!
While everybody is doing the dick slappy dance at the thought of Megan Fox taking her first step on the road to irrelevancy, I'm a little sad. If Megan isn't doing Transformers 3, that means she won't be doing promotion for it, which means we won't be gifted with her profound words of wisdom.
Won't you miss feeling your brain cells slowly slip out the back door while reading one of her quotes? Aren't you getting a little teary eyed at the thought of never dunking your head in a sink full of electrified water to bring your dead brain back to life after reading a Megan Fox interview? I am.
And expect a "Betty White to replace Megan Fox" Facebook campaign in tres...dose....
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I watched her in Jennifer's Body she makes Amanda Seyfried's performance look like Meryl Streep compared to her. Can't act, plastic face, deformed thumbs. It's time for her to retire.
Michael Bay had the last laugh...
Submitted by Dannii on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 11:04am
Yeah I guess you're right. He likes the white candy so I figured he's probably got a little Charlie Sheen in him (minus the domestic abuse). All those old Hollywood dudes do. But your probably right, totally selfish.
@ stake_spike, look at that face-would you really want that narassistic face looming ovah you sweating and screaming "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" (and i'm speaking of m.bay obviously not m.fox ;)he looks like a totally selfish lover.
Shes a freakin pain in the ass and shell probably learn the hard way not to piss off any Hollywood HBIC but theres something really creepy about Michael Bay...
Didnt she have to wash his Ferrari in a swim suit to get the part while he taped her?
Cant you just imagine him wanking off to that on a quiet night when he doesnt have any 'live action'...
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Throw in Camilla Belle (with those contacts she wore in 10,100 BC) and fanboys won't know the difference..
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Submitted by vidz on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 4:23am
I heard MB is HUNG. It couldn't have been that bad.
She's in the new issue of Allure. Probably one of the most boring articles I've ever read.
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Hated her last year, now I'm just meh on her, but I am a little sad to see her go. Shia's character got the girl he always wanted and they have a great dynamic on screen (except for the Bayism of making her seem needy in 2). It'll be sad to see Shia's character Sam move on. They were good together.
never saw her in anything, but she strikes me as a total cunt...and has apparently had a ton of plastic surgery...that alone makes me want to never see her in anything...
MF always makes incendiary comments because they bring attention to herself. The comments make no sense and inflame others to anger, but it's all good PR for her.
She is simply marketing herself.
Her exit from T-3 won't ruin the franchise. It will make it more difficult for her to find work. She's now got the rep as an ungrateful wench. People may ponder if she is a bionic woman due to cosmetic surgery and if she really is so obnoxiously aggressive, but MF now has a bad rep. The powers that be will look at her body of work and see that she is very limited ... if you discard her looks.
She'll become a brunette version of LiLo, only without the drug use. Maybe she'll emulate Sean Young in the crazy department. Who knows? As for T-3 ... the producers will find someone who's a better actress, at least as good looking. and at a better price. MF will be the big loser in the end. She'll never admit it, but later she'll rue the day she was fired.
As to BAG ... why does he endure this bitch's tirades? I would not tolerate her behavior, no matter how good looking she is.
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I think foxes are cute because they resemble Shiba Inus. I really don't understand why anyone would want to harm a baby fox, not even if they're from LA!
"Megan should be replaced by Jakey G. in the third installment: "Transformers Come Out". He already knows how to kiss men and act in front of a green screen, so it's a win-win for Michael Bay. Shia will do whatever he's told, because, like, that's how he rolls. And he likey the $$$$."
that would be the only way m.bay would get me to pay to see his shitty films. hell i'd get thrown out of the cinema for "leud public behaviour" ;) but replace shia with robert downey and you got yourself a deal!
and btw the transformers have already "come out". have you not seen transformers porn? (yes i am not making this shizz up, i thought i had seen anything until i saw megatron with a massive boner O_O )
You know, i cant believe i'm about to say this but-here it goes. i really dont get all these nasty comments about Megan. now i have sampled some of her acting and goodness it is absent, but there are a quite a few A-list actresses who also have doubtful acting ability *coughAlbacough* so yes she should be called on for that but not only her.
and these snide comments about how shes a whore because she's apparently blown everyone and yet some of you wanna see her in porn? for real? i mean apart from being fucking nasty and uncalled for you do realise is she went down that route she'd probably be even more famous and then you'd never hear the end of her. i'm not overly fond on the gal myself her remarks leave a lot to be desired but i am glad she did call out a "director" who has been known to be a total asshat even if she could have phrased it better. personally i kinda hope she gets a farm in the country and has a happy life because she does say stupid crap. i hear she likes animals.
"There's going to be a THIRD "Transformers" movie after the pile of suck that was the second one?"
Transformers 2 had worldwide ticket sales of $836 million on a production of $200 million. Of course they are going to crank out another with that kind of profit.
Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 5:56am.
Why is everyone hating on her? Her quotes are hilarious. The girl is clearly very intelligent and has a big sense of humour. She has a massive personality on top of being physically flawless.
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I don't think Megan is a total idiot, but she is certainly not your rocket scientist. She is getting played by the media and everyone else, because she is completely clueless that she comes off pretentious and trying too hard.
On People.com her reps are citing it as her decision not to return to the franchise. Of course.
I was actually being serious.
"I don't understand why people don't have a f—-ing sense of humor. Always assume that I'm being sarcastic." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009
WORD.
Why is everyone hating on her? Her quotes are hilarious. The girl is clearly very intelligent and has a big sense of humour. She has a massive personality on top of being physically flawless.
Hahaha, brilliant joke.
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Why is everyone hating on her? Her quotes are hilarious. The girl is clearly very intelligent and has a big sense of humour. She has a massive personality on top of being physically flawless.
hopefully she is talking directly with Vivid...
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
Centy youlying bish
Danke! (I'm fucking German and this is the only word I know....well, wait, I think I know Willkommen?)
You read willkommen from an ikea entrance!
Anyway,I know we tease megan alot but is she really a bitch and a slore? Yes,that douche gavethis douche her big start but she provided ALOT of publicity for the transformers franchise. She's been with BAG forver,is never caught stumbling out of clubs or drugged up. I'm sure she had to blow Michael Bay, but from what I understand all actresses have to blow directors to get their start. Maybe he made her do some reallly nasty shit.You never know. Marilyn Monroe was a slore and everyone (including me) loves her Megan just LOOKS slorry and sounds stupid. Why all the hate?
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Wheww ... burn. I'm eager to watch this one play out.
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She appears to be a devoted step-parent to BAG's child, which makes it hard to hate her as much as I want to.
Oh, and Centy... well done! Someone needed to tell those inconsiderate bastards what's what. :)
Seriously! I'm sitting here on my patio, minding my own bidness and trying to enjoy a nice frosty beverage. I do not need to listen to rug rats having a tantrum because "Johnny looked at me funny". Meanwhile, Mom is too busy doing her Sudoku and texting or whatthefuckever to pay attention to the shrieking.
FAAACK!!!
megan has "bish" written all over her face.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 3:02am.
And on a totally unrelated note, I hate bratty kids. Or should I say, I hate the parents of bratty kids.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 3:02am.
And on a totally unrelated note, I hate bratty kids. Or should I say, I hate the parents of bratty kids.
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Hahaha, how random! :)
I despise the parents, although the kids are not far behind.
If any child is acting up in a public place and the parent is not taking control, I approach them and give them a lecture.
My friend and I were at this restaurant last month, and this family had an infant, and it was screaming! The parents didn't even look up, they wanted to enjoy their meal and nothing was going to stop them.
I told my friend I was going to confront them, and she ran screaming out to the car because she couldn't handle it!
I went over and acted like the manager, like "Hello! Thanks for coming to P. Terry's! Are you enjoying your experience here? How is your dinner?"
They were all excited about talking to the manager, then I said, "Does this screaming, annoying infant who is ruining all of the other diner's meals belong to you? They were speechless."
I then just said, "That infant is too young to be out at a restaurant, you are all selfish, and I DO HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED YOUR MEAL, because you've ruined the meals of every other person in herE and you should be ashamed of yourselves!"
I then ran out to the car, and we laughed all the way to the bar!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 2:59am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 2:49am.
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I used to watch it back in the day too, when it was funny!
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I do remember Mr. Bill, and the Bee People, The Coneheads, and the Greek Diner with "cheesbaga, cheesbaga,"
but only vaguely, because I was at the age where I had to watch it with my parents, in case I was traumatized.
I mean, who wants to watch SNL with your PARENTS, and also I was a little too young to get those skits, I'd have to believe I was 10, my parents were big on giving rewards based on milestone birthdays.
I also remember that skit with Dan Akroyd and Gilda Radner, in which he always had plumber's butt, and he said something one time about how she was being a bitch because she must have a "yeast infection" and I side-eyed my parents and swiftly decided that ignorance is bliss! :)
Danke! (I'm fucking German and this is the only word I know....well, wait, I think I know Willkommen?)
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
And on a totally unrelated note, I hate bratty kids. Or should I say, I hate the parents of bratty kids.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 2:49am.
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I used to watch it back in the day too, when it was funny! Now, not so much. It came on at like 2am where I lived and I'd grab a slice on the way home from da club (!!) and watch it. I am old though, so I remember Mr. Bill.
http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/mr-bill.jpg
Perhaps I was just out of it? :))
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 2:40am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 2:34am.
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Hahaha--- how random! :)
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Thanks! Loved the clip, lol....
I watched SNL religiously when I was young, but shit, that was an old one. I can't believe how young Myers looks.
Black turtlenecks on men are the nudge for my long-term memory! :)
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Yeah, some people were saying that he might have been sexually harassing her, maybe she was heroic for exposing him.....
Well....you can file a sexual harassment claim in most professions, but not Hollywood.
Sure, you'll expose the pig and maybe get some satisfaction from "doing the right thing," but you will never get a role again.
Even if you file a complaint against the kid who holds the umbrella over your head, you're fucking finished.
It shows you cannot be trusted.
To be "in" in Hollywood is to open your legs and open your mouth when you're coming up in the business.
Win an Oscar. THEN you're in the diver's seat!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 2:34am.
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Hahaha--- how random! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9SA5pOg
Auf Wiedersehen!!
SPROCKETS!!!!!
With DIETER, played by Michael Bay.
"Do you want to touch my monkey? Touch him!!!!"
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
There's going to be a THIRD "Transformers" movie after the pile of suck that was the second one?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 1:18am.
Didn't anyone tell Megan that there is only so much on set peen you can slurp on before cockjaw sets in and you can't move your mouth for your speaking role?!
Amateur slut!
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 1:18am.
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Hahaha! You have just solved the mystery of why she literally can't close her mouth.
She has Miley-itis!!
Didn't anyone tell Megan that there is only so much on set peen you can slurp on before cockjaw sets in and you can't move your mouth for your speaking role?!
Amateur slut!
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Uhmmm... PHOEBE PRICE?!? Obviously the ideal choice to revive the franchise. I believe she's not tied to any major projects at the moment (fortunately), so go for it! And she can have Quween on the Scene as her sidekick for comic relief. Box office gold!
Actors kill me. They win the figurative lotto and then do everything they can to screw it up. One of my production crew friends was right: they are all like idiot savants.
I just now realize that I accidently caught the ending of Transformers yesterday. The female lead vaguely reminded me of Fox, but I didn't think it was her. Transformed face much?
Ha ha! Eat it, bitch. You suck balls in all the wrong ways and everything you touch turns into cum covered shit nuggets.
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Good let's hope this skank gets no more movie/tv roles, eventually she'll have to resort to fucking Ron Jeremy on camera for money.
This will teach her a lesson. NEXT!!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 7:38pm.
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it."
Megan Fox
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Haha! That goes in the siggie!
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Oh fuck no, there's going to be a fucking third Transformers movie?
This guy looks kind of creepy. But that doesn't excuse rude and obnoxious diva behavior. Move on, MF.