And There's More!
I was so enthralled with Megan Fox's deep thoughts (see below, too lazy to link) that I completely missed two more very important quotes from her. You can shove two more into her your head. Just sprinkle a little coke on top to numb the pain.
Megan tells Allure about how she wants to get all Mayor Ben G on a bitch who took naked pictures of her on the set a movie....and more!
Megan on how she's a for serious actress who doesn't need you taking pictures of her nipples while she's trying to do serious actress stuff: “If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm. I’m not a fucking reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my fucking picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the shit that’s happening to me. It makes me furious.”Megan on compliments: “I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”
If being told she's talented is the thing Megan hates the most, then she will most likely never feel hate again! YAY! Hug a rainbow and kiss a gay, Megan, because it's your lucky life!
via MSNBC
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Telling her she's talented is like having April Fool's Day all year long.
Maybe they mean the slow-motion jiggle and the "my concerned face makes me look like a blow up doll"? She's good at those I guess.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
You are forced and fake. Oh, wait - I read that wrong - laughing too hard - lolololololollllll!!! "serious" ... roflx10 ... hahahahaha!! Why doesn't she just spare us all and make farting sounds out of her mouth instead. Same thing, lol ... she is a comedian, I'll say that for her.
@megank:
LMAO @ your prof. pic. Is that BPitt or Benicio Del Torro? ;)
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"UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!"
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Good Lord this idiot needs to get over herself already. Smart and respected actors are gracious and do not spew venom every two seconds.
She hates getting compliments about being a movie star? Hey, there's always the drive-thru window at Mickey D's, Meg. You probably won't have anybody hassling you with compliments there.
Is there any thing worse than an over-privileged whore complaining about her life?
If she doesn't like people snapping pictures, she should not do these nude roles.
MF is irate cause she cannot make money on the nude photos the dude snapped. She has her own website for her photos. It's all about the money.
She's vapid, insipid, inane, and flat out foolish. MF is not that smart. As to the comment about SJP -- well, SJP is basically homely and somehow made a living in the entertainment industry. She's not that smart, either. Just remember the rumors about her unhappy marriage to Matthew Broderick. Anyway, she resembles a horse.
MF will soon find herself out of work and behaving like LiLo. If LiLo is still with us and has not killed herself, it will be the battle of the bimbos! LiLo will throw a shot glass at MF, and MF will punch the slut's lights out. Whee-oh! Now that's entertainment!
the movies I've seen of you Megan are you being a slut so I dont understand you. compliments? who compliments you? you piece of shit. Have more self respect and stfu. you wanna be taken serious? well get a new life plan or look into movies that have meanings. you too have a choice in Hollyweird. FUCK OFF for all I care. but please do STFU.
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 10:31am.
Inflatable fucktoy sez what?
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Whaaaat? *twirls blonde tranny wig*
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"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
Does this whore have any female friends (or any friends for that matter)? You'd think a good friend would've told her to shut her mouth by now.
Whatever happened to being classy and having a little dignity? Miss Megan's nothing but the "tits of the moment". However she got where she got *coughsuckingdickcough* one would think she'd be grateful for her good fortune, but nooooo. Her performances consist of standing, running, and boob flopping. She'll be gone soon enough so I hope she saves her money.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
LOL, Meagan! The compliments seem forced and fake because they ARE forced and fake. You're not as dumb as they think.
She's a good example of how we perceive people.
Average people can seem much more attractive when they have, let's say, a good loyal character and a sense of humour to go with it.
Stunning people can be revolting when they're being as self-obsessed, stupid and superficial as she is.
Funny thing to observe.
I always say: One day we will all look like shrunk raisins and all we'll have left is our heart, what shaped us and and what we know. People like her will be empty-handed.
Megan should never speak unless she has a script in front of her face.
I mean c'mon, did anyone see the movie Jennifer's Body? Talented...oh please.
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Inflatable fucktoy sez what?
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I'm not saying i had a drug problem
but i didn't have a drug solution turns out.
On receiving compliments on her acting/beauty:
"I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”
...because the ARE!
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"UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!"
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I was at Barnes and Nobles this past weekend and I saw a book on the shelf called 'Why Men Love Bitches.' She is one of those bitches, but she's a hot bitch.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
MK, why are you doing this to us?
more fucked-up shit @
www.myspace.com/msdianadeath
Ugh, shake a can of pennies at it and make it go away.
LOL gobbler!
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
BUT she does get roles for being hot, and as such she's KINDA being exploited. so i dunno if you can really blame or hate her for being untalented. I mean, what about the casting agents and directors who chose her for unsuited roles? Its not like she's the dumbest person in hollywood, hell, by far she's definitely not. her statements cause a stir cos she isnt afraid of anyone. she's not the sharpest pencil in the box but tell me she's NOT more interesting than all the PR approved quotes and interviews by other actors who do what theyre told
Serious case of Lohan-Montag disease right thurrr.
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"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 10:06am.
The hate does not come from her being hot, folks. There are plenty of hotter bitches than Megan in the entertainment industry. I'm sure things didn't just fall into place for her like magic, she probably sucked a lot of old cock to get where she is. Megan Fox gets hate because she sounds like an illiterate truck driver when she speaks, and because she always comes off as a whiny, ungrateful, self-absorbed cunt. You know, someone you'd sooner stab yourself in the eye with a used nail-file than hang out with for five minutes.
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That's perfect. Nothing more needs saying.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
The hate does not come from her being hot, folks. There are plenty of hotter bitches than Megan in the entertainment industry. I'm sure things didn't just fall into place for her like magic, she probably sucked a lot of old cock to get where she is. Megan Fox gets hate because she sounds like an illiterate truck driver when she speaks, and because she always comes off as a whiny, ungrateful, self-absorbed cunt. You know, someone you'd sooner stab yourself in the eye with a used nail-file than hang out with for five minutes.
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
at least she's got the guts to call out loser directors like michael bay. -WE- all know he's a loser. & It's nice to see someone call him out even if it may endanger their career
Megan Fox causes beautiful row
Bang Showbiz
Posted at 05/18/2010 11:04 AM | Updated as of 05/18/2010 11:04 AM
Megan Fox almost caused a couple to split when a fan told her she was "beautiful" in front of his girlfriend.
The "Transformers" actress - who is regularly listed as one of the world's most beautiful women - caused an enormous row in Starbucks in West Hollywood, when she was accosted by a male fan who praised her repeatedly while his jealous girlfriend watched on.
According to National Enquirer magazine, he said: "You are definitely the most gorgeous woman on earth. You're a perfect 10! I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you."
But before Fox could respond, the mystery man's jealous lover stormed over and shouted at the unsuspecting movie star.
She told the pair: "Why don't you just stand on top of her, you're so close.
"By the way, you're not so perfect! Why don't you admit it - you've had a nose job and a boob job no doubt. Is that right?"
Fox, 23, was clearly unhappy with the scene being caused around her and decided to make her exit.
She told the pair: "I just came here to get a cup of coffee. This is so not worth it!"
As Fox made her way to the exit, the woman shouted to her: "You're really not that hot, honey. and you're certainly no Angelina Jolie!"
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Doctors, soldiers, actors,lawyer,why not a fuker?? FUKER: the most fashionable and the most profitable work!!!!.... Spammer (probably EH or just a floozy)
polansky is definitely one of these farty types who feel theyre smarter and more understanding of art, yet cannot abide by the rules of ACTUAL society and think its because theyre superior to society
Go tongue your brother.
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"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
She's pretty in the way that Hollywood wants her to be pretty. She's already tweaked herself surgically so much at such a young age. It seems like she also doesn't know her place in Hollywood and has already started burning bridges with directors and other power players. In a few years she will be washed up and spit out. So for those reasons, she doesn't bother me. This girl is not bright or talented enough to make it in the game, she just doesn't have the smarts. She'll be sucking David Silver's dick long after people forget her name.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
i like models turned actors better than ACKtors cos theyre not incredibly farty super lameos. as crazy as it seems, most models come from a realer and harsher world than the fucking stuck up theatre schooled arty farty supremo wackos. I remember at my private school, the most stuck up person was the drama teacher, follwed by the art teachers who thought they were holier than thou cos they could come up with some wordy description about how their understanding was superior.
to me, ACKtors (a la john leguizamo's description of) are like post-modern artists, FRAUDS. except for drunk ACKtors, and drunk (not junkie) post-modern artists, who know theyre frauds but just like making a fool of themselves.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 9:22am
There is no justice in the universe. How else to explain why Polanski was able to still make movies in Hollywood even though he is a child molester/rapist.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by ethang on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 9:49am.
If Megan looked like SJP, people would be going on over how profound she is. Poor Megan can't win because she's hot.
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ethang, as much as i hate to admit it, i think you might be on to something. maybe people assume things just come too easily for megan fox because she's attractive.
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 9:54am
But she is pretty so I guess that is all that really matters. At least with this girl.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
This poor daft cunt doesn't even realize her career has already peaked. She'll be spreading her legs in Playboy within two years.
No one would ever be going on about how profound she is, even if she was a total hag like SJP. The girl's a arrogant, uneducated, uninteresting, unTALENTED mound of twat vomit. Everything she says is cringe-inducingly stupid.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
KUNT YOU AINT TALENTED
YOU BLOW MOOSE KNUCKLES
YOURE A GODDAMN FKING RETARD
AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SWALLOW WHALE DICK
WITH A DIET COKE CHASER
TAKE THIS COMPLETEMENT AND
SHOVE IT UP B.A.G. BUTTHOLE
ALONG W/ HIS DEAD CAREER
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
Somebody make it go away. She's so vapid, I can't even deal.
If Megan looked like SJP, people would be going on over how profound she is. Poor Megan can't win because she's hot.
ugh, i hate to lub her, but i do. I guess hwat she's getting at is fake compliments, ie. she knows shes not uber talented. She prolly knows most compliments come from idiots wanting to get into her pants.
This world is so full of shit, I like bitches who isn't sowwy for being a bitch.
Whoever complains about receiving compliments is not quite right.
I'd love to hold her head in the train station loo and make her lick the rim.
Then she can peel of chewing gum from the pavement with her teeth and take a few deep breaths from the rubbish dumpster.
What a cow.
Megan, when Raul say you were taleted he meant that thing you did did to Raul's balloon knot with your tongue, not your acting chops bitch!*********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
back in the 80's my sister and I used to call this makeup style: "Blue, Blue, Lipstick"
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
she is so ANNOYING!
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Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
Seriously. Ever since she made "Changeling", she's been so full of herself.
I WANT MY SON BACK!!!
well, you are NOT talented. The reason you get jobs is because of your looks Megan.
fuck off.
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Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
nobody gives a fuck about you, pathetic cunt
She and Brad haven't been out with the kids lately.
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