I See You, Gaycrest
That Ryan Gaycrest is smoother than a dick poke to the taint. Page Six is saying that Simon Cowell's nipple hair braider of choice is getting closer to Julianne Hough of Dancing with the Stars. When the rumors first came up last month, Julianne quickly denied that mess, but some source is saying that things between her and Gaycrest are getting hotter than his flat iron.
The source said that Gaycrest and Julianne went out on a date last month, and went for a second one recently. You know what's going on here, right? When Gaycrest takes the TV into his dressing room's bathroom to watch DWTS in peace, Julianne is not the Hough he's finger banging himself to.
Julianne better be getting some shit out of this, because it can't be comfortable letting Gaycrest stroke your nalgas with his tongue while you're wearing a wig and a plastic muscle suit. "
In case you need for me to break it down for you, put on your Math Wiz cap and let's go:
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This is the closet Gaycrest will get to living out his wet dream of heavy petting with Derek Hough, and that makes him:
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Derek Hough is ugly as hell.
Seacrest is kinda cute, I'd be his beard.
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OMG why is that chicks upper eyelids drooping like she's 60?
Patiently waiting for his People cover declaring hes gay
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Julianne said a while back she wants to remain a virgin until she gets married so this makes perfect sense actually. She gets publicity, he gets publicity and nobody gets the nookie.
She's a BEARD!!!
Damn Gaycrest, Botox much?
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Personally, I think Seacrest is a lot like TommyBoy Cruise. He's short and that makes some men hyper-ambitious and power hungry.
Seacrest probably did get his start by letting Merv bang him, but he is smart enough to work it and expand his power base. I'm pretty sure he has a decent amount of power in Hollywood. He has this earnest, wholesome persona, but I bet he's one cold, calculating motherfucker in reality. He lets people joke about him, but he will get the last laugh, believe me.
Seacrest is GAY, it's not a big secret around town that Merv Griffin gave him his start and that it was known right from the beginning as someone walked in to Merv's office and Seacrest was orally servicing him.
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How can that be? Merv's been dead for yrs though his shows definitely live on. Did he leave a will with directives for the men that serviced him to be taken care of? I dont see the correlation.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
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Merv Griffin died in 2007 so it is very possible actually becuase R.Gay has been around for awhile now with his radio show, etc.
Could you imagine Ryan being an animal in bed? lol Poor thing.
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Does anyone like Gaycrest? Why doesn't someone expose him? He's a piece of crap. I haven't met one woman (or man actually), that finds him in any way attractive. Not even his "money." Haha he's getting fat.
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she looks like a fat heather locklear
HAHA...GayCrest really is a genius...she's supposedly a virginal Mormon who isn't giving it up until marriage anyway. Soo, he can pretend to date her without having to actually get physical with her and she doesn't have to worry about some guy trying to feel her up or begging her just to let him "put the tip in" LMAO
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I want to know if Gaycrest had his lawyers write a "cease and desist" letter to MK yet. You know Gaycrest is a whining, annoying bitch in real life.
Derek clearly saw someone just drop a pack of Durex on the sidewalk and he's checking to see if it's his size.
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Love that "Chubby Ryan" pic. In it, he looks just like the fat, 56-yr.-old greying woman @ my work.
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I dont think Derek is that bad looking ,I like them smooth and young looking. He is a mormon though so hes in the closet for life. Ryan, on the other hand, bleeeech
If he IS gay than Julianne would be a good choice because she's Mormon and probably doesn't ask dates to the boudoir. If he's NOT gay then I could see him only wanting to date someone who would be considered super Barbie beautiful and Julianne fits that bill. He hated being a fat kid so only beautiful is good enough now.
Seacrest is GAY, it's not a big secret around town that Merv Griffin gave him his start and that it was known right from the beginning as someone walked in to Merv's office and Seacrest was orally servicing him.
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How can that be? Merv's been dead for yrs though his shows definitely live on. Did he leave a will with directives for the men that serviced him to be taken care of? I dont see the correlation.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 1:34pm.
Does sucking Merv Griffith's dick over a decade ago really keep someone on "top" for that long?
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LOL - or on the bottom?
I guess that Merv was a powerful guy. ;^D
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"I wish I had more sense of humor
Keeping the sadness at bay
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Laughing it all away......."
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Ugh I just can't physically stand his radio show
ever since z100 sell out and got this idiot to fill in for Shelly
whole station went to shit
anyway Ryan is ok on tv but on radio he is so unprofessional it's sick
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Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 1:18pm.
Remember that pic MK posted?
http://www.gossipbeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ryan-seacrest-fat-...
Ryan probably has to fight the chub pretty hard.
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You remember the kid in middle school that everyone said was gay, but the kid kept denying it? Gaycrest is that kid.
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MK that math equation is genius. Fuckin genius.
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Gaycrest is useless, talentless, and a liar. He thinks he is funny but he is only funny to laugh at.
Why would his publicist go through the motions at this point? If it was me, I would tell him to come out of the closet already!
more like grosscrest. Best face not painted by Picasso...lol
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
*barfs all over thread*
Seacrest is an douchebag. Screw that asshole. He's sexist, disgusting and a fucking tool. Just because you host stupid shows doesn't make you fucking god.
Side note: Julianne wears wayyyy too much makeup.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
ROTFLMAO........hahahshahahahaha!!! SHA-ZAMMM!!!
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I don't get Seacrest either...he's a former fatty with a deformed face, one of the most asymmetrical faces of all time in fact. He doesn't really have a personality. Yet he is the GO-TO host in Hollywood and gets paid out of the gaping ASSHOLE for real. Why? Does sucking Merv Griffith's dick over a decade ago really keep someone on "top" for that long?
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
You kill me, MK! LMAO
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LMAO MK mothaaaaaafuckaaaaaa! that equation of yours should be studied! DLISTgorean! ahahaha
Coma Caca!
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Ryan Seacrest has got to be one of the most over-paid assholes in Hollyweird. He is as useless as tits on a boarhog and about as attractive.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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Who is this ho? I can see why Gaycrest would date it, her eyebrows could cut you and her white hair and 4 inch thick make-up could cure the pain.
Ahhahaha... I would've done so much better in math throughout school if it had been more like the Dlisted kind.
Hilarious! Julianna is a dancer in Hollywood, where many of the males especially dancers are GAY, she's not going to date a GAY man, she's a known fruitfly! Seacrest is GAY, it's not a big secret around town that Merv Griffin gave him his start and that it was known right from the beginning as someone walked in to Merv's office and Seacrest was orally servicing him.
I can't believe they are still trying to float him as hetro after all these years. Pussy makes him sick. Trust.
Julianne's hair and eyebrows are higher than Jonathan Rhys Meyers on a flight to China.
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
I seriously doubt this. Ryan Seacrest is about as gay as you can be and still be in the closet.
It's like a massive orgy of plastic dolls with eyebrows like an eagle about to soar.
I didn't realize Derek and Julianne had the same last name, let alone were related. He is not cute. In that pic, looks like he is running around looking at men's bulges.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 12:59pm.
Is he getting a little chubby, or is it just a bad angle that makes him look chubby?
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Remember that pic MK posted?
http://www.gossipbeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ryan-seacrest-fat-...
Ryan probably has to fight the chub pretty hard.
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"I wish I had more sense of humor
Keeping the sadness at bay
Throwing the lightness on these things
Laughing it all away......."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o4x3UzofUY
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Love the visuals!
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We smoke while we flip the bird.
She looks like a shit-smeared Real Doll in the first pic. Maybe she's pretty under her colored contacts, Sevin-Nyne second skin, white hair, lip injections, and penciled-on Malificent eyebrows, but who knows. I'm so sick of the fake whore look. Does anyone want to look human anymore?
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Derek Hough makes me vomit. I'm not a Gaycrest fan, but I'd rather look at him over DH any time.
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But.Seriously: I was eyerolling alogn with you - it's pretty transparent.
But let's not forget how many people were shocked about Clay Aiken and shit. Someone like my mom would never believe that Ryan has a case of the gheys.
She is really pretty - her Ken doll brother is hideous and yes I believe he is just as closeted as Seacrest. This all makes sense MK!
I saw a lady this weekend with the most interesting eyebrows ever. I think it was a shave/pluck combo, and she was in her 70s. But the brows had been tortured so long I don't think she could grow them in normally if she tried.
And they were up about ½" higher than eyebrows should be, yet they were not drawn on at all.
She must need something from him. Isn't that her M.O.? Date them for what they can give you?
FOK!!!!!!!!! I am having a serious allergic reation to something, FOK FOK FOK!