Jonathan Rhys Meyers Is Still A Mess
In case you don't know already, the equation is: Jonathan Rhys Meyers + airplanes + booze = a fucking disaster! That's because Radar is saying that STAINS' favorite staring contest competitor has been banned from United Airlines and is no longer allowed to fly them ever again. Buzz killers.
Officials at United Airlines put JRM on their permanent black list after he got tanked like an Amish teenager and acted like a major asshole when the flight attendants refused to let him board the plane at JFK. Sources say that even though it was early in the morning, JRM swallowed cup after cup of the sweet nectar and slowly became a belligerent wreck.
An employee from United confirmed that JRM is no longer one of their friends, but they wouldn't give up any details.
This isn't the first or second time JRM has freaked out on a plane. In 2007, he was arrested for acting like a drunk fool at a Dublin airport. And if you get arrested in Ireland for being a drunk fool then you really must be taking shit to new levels. Beyond WHYDOYOURIDEHIPPOS.
A couple of years later, the French put him into handcuffs when he attacked a bitch at Charles de Gaulle airport. JRM has also tried the rehab thing a few times.
So if one of your dreams is to get punched, slapped or spit on by JRM when he's in one of his drunken rages, then don't fly United.
And actually, maybe JRM should stay away from planes from now on. Maybe he should travel by car, bus, train, inner tube or donkey. Hell, I'll even put on a saddle and take JRM where he needs to go. I would never ban him from my back. I might bite his ass or slap at him, but he'll always have a place on my back. I should get in line, right?
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TITS.. start a new Lexulous game... pretty please. I don't know how :(
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homeboy is my favorite actor, why must he act a fool?!
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I was born with glitta on my face
My baby clothes made of leather and lace
Is it just me or will he and Henry Cavill eventually kiss on The Tudors?
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
well jrm, im no longer friends with pizza hut
they under cooked my pizzacrust, i was livid
i bitched and demanded a free pitcher of beer as
a condolence.
they said they would just send me coupons but i told them i really just wanted the beer, no pizza
i got my free pitcher, i so put it in soda cups and left
and i have yet to receive coupons
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 1:29am.
I was telling my mom today that I just remembered that when he first approached me, I had two giant black eyes because I had been sick and fainted in the bathroom and cracked the bridge of my nose on the bathtub.
He was like, "Who hit you? Some guy hit you? What happened?"
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Hunny, that's a predator looking for prey. RED FLAG!
PS. OUCHIE!!! Here are some retroactive (((HUGS))) for that!
♥ Threadkilla!
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!
~Jamaican Proverb:)
@Centy: O damn - I just had time to get the rest of that. They didn't FIRE HIM? No, no gurl. You go get real help. bambam is right. Trust in *insert God of your choice here* but tie your horse.
♥ Threadkilla!
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!
~Jamaican Proverb:)
Centaurious,
I'm not suprised it's Austin-I live her too and want to know what store you were shopping at.
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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK
"Mean, ornery drunks are the worst and their actions frighten me. So unpredictable."
Exactly MizRo. That's why I have zero use for them. They're the worst kind of drunk, no question about it.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Mean, ornery drunks are the worst and their actions frighten me. So unpredictable.
"seriously (and i'm being bitch) but i have had a broken wrist, broken humerus, broken ankle but this tooth is KILLING me...the booze is doing nothing...i'v been able to fall asleep on the wrist/ankle/humerus but the tooth...%#E$^%%****!!!"
Jesus kokoskitten! Sorry I'm late to the boards so I'm not sure if you said already but: what happened?! I'm sorry you got so f-ed up :( Feel better soon.
Centaurious - report that little fucker! I know it's humiliating and scary but that's what that little shit is counting on. Think of how many other women he has done this to without repercussions. The fact he's moving onto customers just shows he's getting bolder and escalating his bad behavior. Good luck and be brave!
JRM- Meh. I'm Irish so I know how to roll with my drunks. However, if there's one of kind of drunk I cannot abide, it's a mean one. They can all either sober up once and for all or collectively die in a fire.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 1:52am.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 05/16/2010 -
Yes! I liked some of his stuff, but didn't know a lot about his background until I watched that and had a lot more respect for him. He knew he was gonna die young. Wasn't there a part where he said he was writing and recording 12 hours a day so there'd be albums ready to go after his death? The opening with the helicopter shot of the Stratosphere and the shots around Vegas were friggin awesome.
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i was never a big 'rap' fan but he struck me as someone who was just destined to leave here early...and i have friends (ok probably ONE) who believe in all the numerolgy crap with him getting killed on makavelli's birthday (??) or death date like he predicted (?)...but also i am drunk and don't know where i am going with this...
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TUPAC IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE, YO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KvLZ3gdBhw
♥ Threadkilla!
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!
~Jamaican Proverb:)
he is IRISH! there is no cure. LOL-stain's best friend
Shit! I missed the 80s DRUNK TOOTHACHE DANCE PARTY!
Damn!
Was Mr MeyerSTAINS there?
Is it wrong that I watched HIPPOS seven times ysterday? I had forgotten about those people.
Hey Centy, I had a nut like this too once. He was a guy who used to watch me in the school library. He approached me, and I stupidly gave him my card. OMG, he wrote me these long e-mails about how in love he was with me, etc. When I saw him in the library, while I was in class, he flipped because I had not answered his e-mails. Anyhoo, I answered his e-mail very sternly, and he was a creep enough to call me AND try to facebook friend me. He was beyond weird. I had a married guy chase me like that too. Be careful.
this is such a lazy search from me for tupac stuff (again sorry toothache and drunk) but it SORT OF explains all the math crap that goes down with him....i guess he died a certain amount of days after makavelli said ...whatever here's the link
http://www.nbrid.net/node/519
Ahh, I didn't know about all the numerology stuff. I just thought it was weird he just knew he was dying young. I also wonder if all the crosses in the opening sequence were intentional or coincidental.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 05/16/2010 -
Yes! I liked some of his stuff, but didn't know a lot about his background until I watched that and had a lot more respect for him. He knew he was gonna die young. Wasn't there a part where he said he was writing and recording 12 hours a day so there'd be albums ready to go after his death? The opening with the helicopter shot of the Stratosphere and the shots around Vegas were friggin awesome.
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i was never a big 'rap' fan but he struck me as someone who was just destined to leave here early...and i have friends (ok probably ONE) who believe in all the numerolgy crap with him getting killed on makavelli's birthday (??) or death date like he predicted (?)...but also i am drunk and don't know where i am going with this...
Found the opening, finally!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzJN70oTYCM
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 1:37am.
i used to own that and was in LOVE with him...he seemed so intelligent and not long for this world.
Yes! I liked some of his stuff, but didn't know a lot about his background until I watched that and had a lot more respect for him. He knew he was gonna die young. Wasn't there a part where he said he was writing and recording 12 hours a day so there'd be albums ready to go after his death? The opening with the helicopter shot of the Stratosphere and the shots around Vegas were friggin awesome.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 1:28am.
kokos, ever see Tupac Resurrection? What a great documentary, if you haven't seen it.
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i used to own that and was in LOVE with him...he seemed so intelligent and not long for this world.
Centy, that's pretty shitty of the store to not fire the guy if he's sexually harassing all of the female employees and making them feel scared and it's not enough to get rid of him? I agree with everybody else, go to the police.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 1:14am.
Nite, SnB. Centy, sorry, my lazy ass isn't scrolling back. Is this the same guy who stood you up for a date and then called a few days later like nothing happened? The young bag boy from your grocery store?
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Yeah, that's the one. Except he didn't call me, I called HIM, because I was uneasy about going out in the first place, he was too young and we had nothing in common and all I cared about was shopping in the store!
I knew if I didn't call him, he would be mean to me in the store because he felt uncomfortable about standing me up.
I called him and said, It's no big deal, I'm old enough to be your mother, it was nice of you to try and help me learn new things about Austin, but let's forget it and just be friendly in the store. Please don't follow me out to my car and don't call me anymore.
That's when he flipped.
I was telling my mom today that I just remembered that when he first approached me, I had two giant black eyes because I had been sick and fainted in the bathroom and cracked the bridge of my nose on the bathtub.
He was like, "Who hit you? Some guy hit you? What happened?"
He then started pursuing me.
I told my mom that I think he thought I was weak, quiet, a battered woman, and he could get away with anything, but unfortunately I'm a loud, outspoken, bitch on wheels and that will not bode well for him.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
kokos, ever see Tupac Resurrection? What a great documentary, if you haven't seen it.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 1:06am.
Well, I'm gonna bail on the packing heat, I don't like guns.
They are great for people who are trained in the proper usage of guns and have years of experience but that is not me.
Plus, I don't think I could shoot anyone.
I'll file the complaint with the store manager and leave it at that.
He hasn't called me again (probably because he saw me talking to his boss), so I'll let them handle it and forget about it.
The police have better things to do.
Thanks for all the advice.
It's partly my fault, because I didn't tell him to get lost immediately, but I was flattered and he was super nice at first.
He just became meaner and meaner as time went on.
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centy, i'm not gonna try and convince you but i think it would be best if you had a contingency plan. just a simple, sober (like i'm getting) strategy if something bad happens. what if the guy gets fired and blames it on you? what if he stalks you and surprises you someday? not trying to make you paranoid, just hoping you consider the possibility and maybe be prepared.
goin to bed for reals now. nite nite.
ps. and it's not partly your fault. how can a person know what another person is really like at the start? you're no mind reader.
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Too late in life I've discovered the formula; Make a fortune, get married, have kids, get divorced, take care of the kids, stay single til you die.
centy--follow all the ladies advice...and before my DRUNK ass toothache killing somebody ass finds somebody to actually threaten (no i won't)...does everyone remember when tupac was the shit ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeMKM-eQPB4
YES I AM HAVING AN 80's DRUNK TOOTHACHE dance party
I find him so erotic. I dont even know why. I'm usually not attracted to his type (crazy eyes & drug/alcohol addicted) but there's just something about him.... *sigh*
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Nite, SnB. Centy, sorry, my lazy ass isn't scrolling back. Is this the same guy who stood you up for a date and then called a few days later like nothing happened? The young bag boy from your grocery store?
CENTY~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, just a bad night for me!!!!!!
Hope you are doing well! Too lazy to read back.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
@Centaurious: I don't want to scare you, but did he call you on your cell phone? You don't want this nut case to be able to trace your home address via your landline listing. And the other's are right: you should report him, because he has no right to harass you in this way. As for you looking like "an average middle-aged woman", I think you underestimate your appeal on the opposite sex!
G'nite all - I be packing it in.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 1:00am.
*restrains self from projectile vomiting*
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Eileenie! Still hung over from Vegas?
Pepto-Bismol. Does the trick every time! :)
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Well, I'm gonna bail on the packing heat, I don't like guns.
They are great for people who are trained in the proper usage of guns and have years of experience but that is not me.
Plus, I don't think I could shoot anyone.
I'll file the complaint with the store manager and leave it at that.
He hasn't called me again (probably because he saw me talking to his boss), so I'll let them handle it and forget about it.
The police have better things to do.
Thanks for all the advice.
It's partly my fault, because I didn't tell him to get lost immediately, but I was flattered and he was super nice at first.
He just became meaner and meaner as time went on.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:57am.
Centaurious;
This happened in Austin, TX?
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Is that shocking to you? :)
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
*restrains self from projectile vomiting*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
If Hollywood messes you up this way you're value system wasn't all that to begin with. I cannot imagine that being famous (or drunk for that matter) would make me want to treat other people like sh*t. At the end of the day acting is just another job. I have far more respect for people who work with the elderly or the handicapped than I do for some overpaid pretty boy with a mild gift for playing someone else.
Centy you def need to call the police. They most likely won't do anything until there is a real threat, but at least if you talk to someone you can get their badge number, and someone other than a store manager would know the story. I mean WTF, his fellow employees are scared. And I'm with Bambam on the packing heat. You're in Texas, a gun should be a regular accessory like a watch and sunglasses.
Centy, you're in Austin too? I probably would have called the police with the last call to at least start a paper trail should you need to file criminal charges or get an order of protection.
Let the store handle him, but also be careful for yourself. I had a similar problem years ago with a coworker who was sort of quiet and nerdy and I was probably too kind to. He mistook my kindness as interest and glommed on to me. Then he stopped taking his meds. See -- he was schizophrenic --- and seemed fairly normal as long as he was medicated. Off the meds he was a scary mofo who just might have hurt me if we hadn't managed to get out of state family members involved. Be careful.
Centy, if you feel this guy is in any way threatening, report him to the police so there's a paper trail. He sounds disturbed, so please avoid him at all costs. You can't be too careful anymore. He's probably just a crackpot, but it's better to be safe then sorry.
Centaurious;
This happened in Austin, TX?
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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK
ugh, i be drunk, the room is spinning. cnety, this reminds me of a signature i had once, it went "i think you misunderstood me when i said i'm gonna kill everybody you know. it was just some innocnet flirting."
contack the police just to know your options. wouldn't hurt to find out this guys car and license number just in case. wouldn't hurt to start packing a little heat either.
me and my nipz are goin to bed. gnite centy, gnite ladies.
hors.
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Too late in life I've discovered the formula; Make a fortune, get married, have kids, get divorced, take care of the kids, stay single til you die.
PS -- After I slammed the phone down on him, HE CALLED BACK IMMEDIATELY!
Of course I didn't answer, I was too busy shaking and IV-ing wine, but he left a message.
It went something like this:
"Yeah, hey, yo. So, I'm thiiiiiiikking you miiiiiigght be, ya know, kinda pissed, SINCE YOU HUNG UP IN MY EAR! *annoyance* But. JUST REMEMBER, you either WANT to be my friend, or you DON'T WANT to be my friend, but it's YOUR loss, not MINE!"
I saved this message to play for his manager.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:27am.
Centy please tell me you reported this asshole to the police.
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I've never been involved in anything like this before...I thought reporting him to the store manager was enough?
He doesn't know where I live, as I said before.
Why do you think I should got to the police?
He hasn't threatened me, just been a pig.
Right?
(Thanks, Angel. You're a good friend when you need to be! )
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Centy please tell me you reported this asshole to the police.
AND this is a drive-bye. Bedtime for Bonzo. I've been skimming you guys all night - funny ladies! Alas, I've been working too. I'm happy I got it done but BOY did I hate doing it! Thanks for making it easier:)
PS (((HUGS)))@everyone:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!
~Jamaican Proverb:)
OMG, Centy, it's restraining order time already.
(altho I have to admit to chuckling a little bit - SoR-RaY!)
But seriously - that's fucked up.
♥ Threadkilla!
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!
~Jamaican Proverb:)
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 12:14am.
Hi Centy! I remember a long-ass time ago you had crush on someone at the grocery store or you were going on a date - is it the same guy?
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Yeah, it's the same one. He is cute, and I was flattered by his (supposed) interest in an old hag like myself, but I shop in that store everyday, and I was hesitant to commit to a date. I mean, it wouldn't have gone anywhere and I would have had to face him.
The more I said no, the angrier he got. I had given him my phone number because he said since I was new in Austin, he could hook me up with some good live music, etc.
As I continued to say no, he started to telephone me and pressure me to go out. I said no.
Last week he called me (this was after I had told him to never follow me out to my car or call me again) and I was like, What do you want?
He started rambling about how he had a case of Stella Artois, and how great that beer was, I said yes, it is good.
He abrubtly said, It's a full case and I'm coming over, now. We can drink it together.
I yelled, What? You are not coming over! (He doesn't even know where I live.)
He rambles on about how he can't take it anymore, he's tried to get with me, how he can't concentrate at work when I'm in the store, so he NEEDED TO COME OVER RIGHT NOW, SO WE COULD GET IT OVER WITH, so he could get on with his job!!!!!!!
I said, Get what over with?!
He said, WE NEED TO BE TOGETHER. I KNOW YOU WANT IT!
I was speechless.
He then said, I HAVE MY COCK OUT, I'M PLAYING WITH IT TO THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE. I KNOW YOU WANT IT, YOU WANT IT MORE THAN I DO!
I flipped and screamed, FUCK OFF, YOU LITTLE PERVERT! YOU ARE FUCKING FINISHED!
I then slammed the phone down.
Lovely, don't you think? Meanwhile, if you guys could only see me. I'm an average looking, middle-aged woman, it's beyond ridiculous.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."