Taylor Momsen Is The Hardest Bitch In The Game
Whenever Taylor Momsen does the "Bad" dance down the streets of Echo Park, every cholita on the block shakes the razors out of her hair, wipes the Vaseline off her and immediately surrenders because she knows she will never ever win in a shank fight with the hardest bitch out there.
16-year-old Taylor Momsen tells Metro UK (via HuffPo) that she always carries a knife with her, even when she's going through airport security. The future leader of The Crips said, "I have my favorite black knife with me all the time. It's a switchblade. It relaxes me to flick it. I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds. I went through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like: "Holy shit!'"
See what I mean? Even Maddox is pulling the knife out of his pocket and sliding it towards Taylor. We all surrender. We all jump out! But seriously, if she's got all those knives in her purse, why can't she use some of them to scrape that dried up 7 layer shit dip on her eyes? Use the Sharpie, don't abuse it.
Here's the mangy rabies-infected raccoon going through trash at the bottom of a can in London last night.
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Love that descriptive adjective MK - "mangy".
On point.
Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 8:52pm.
... I (Indian with no accent/fotby clothing) got stopped for like 10 fucking minutes for carrying a penguin-shaped aromatherapy pillow from Whole Foods.
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OMG, that is so fucking rich. I almost got my mom the aromatherapy bear. United Airlines stopped me once and had the fucking balls to say it was because I have a Jewish last name. I really should have sued.
Taylor Momsen, you are so fucking cool. No one, especially no rock chick, has ever dared to wear on stage just-punched-out-by-my-pimp black eye make up, bed head hair, and I-am-so-poor-or-I-just-crashed-hard-in-a-heroin-daze-or-I-just-gave-head-to-get-this gig ripped stockings. What you must do to sacrifice for what I am sure is mind blowing music for the ages. The urbanity. The edginess. The Joplin-levels of authenticity. Taylor Momsen, I suspect you will look forward to a barrier breaking career.
Diary of a meteoric rise to fame. One minute, you're so damned ahead of the game -using joke store makeup
http://www.discountpartysupplies.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small...
and power tools, the next, you're surrounded by high-class, ravenous fans like the guy in the last pic! Thanks to my diploma from the Brit-Lindz School of Fashion and Congeniality!
What a frickin loser. Upper class American life is too hard for her? Fucktard.
wow! she's the coolest 12 year old I know, it's like punk rock never happened.
"Bad" girls don't wear $300 BCBG dresses. She is sooo 16. My cousin had a switchblade when we were young until she accidently stabbed herself with it and went crying to her mother. It was so funny because it was Easter and her mom always made her wear a pastel frilly dress. Like, "you're so badass with your switchblade and bunny embroidered dress!" I hope this little juvenile delinquent gets cavity searched. Teach her a lesson!
What a fucking liar. That story is obviously chock full of bullshit...pathetic.
Tell me again why she isn't happy is her paid day job.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 5:01pm.
Where is she "performing"? A Port Authority bathroom?
Don't knock it! The tips can be good - lots of people going in and out all day. Too bad they don't have a stripper pole in there.
LOL she is the opposite of badass. In general, people who are badass don't go around TALKING about how badass they are. It just isn't necessary.
She's about as dangerous as a basket full of fluffy sleeping kittens. Black eyeliner doesn't make you tough, anyone can buy black eyeliner at any drugstore. Her talk of knives on planes is PYURE bullshit. TOUGHNESS FAIL.
I don't know who this is and what she (allegedly) does, but you sluts mean to tell me that THIS is sixteen?!
WTF?!!!
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I wonder if shes doing anyone from the band
Aren't switchblades illegal?
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why nobody wants to be feminine anymore ,what is wrong with this kind of girls ?
is being polite the new rude ?
*fans self* the nerve .
unkle karl disapproves .
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Why yes, she is especially hard. Although I might be a little harder since I carry a tazer and a 9mm Smith and Wesson with me most of the time. Oh fuck, I forgot that I am a CHP officer, oh well. Is that Perez Hilton on Bass?
You know it's bad when your only claim to fame is that people mistake you for Avril Lavigne.
peta's your only publicist toots
oooo so skeery!!!... Watch out, Miley Cyrus/eyes rolling off face
she looks like she's growing a little baby-lou-who in there
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Who is this girl?
Nice eye makeup. NOT!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:07pm.
I'm giving this little whore a pass because she's still young. I cringe to remember the stupid shit I used to wear (in my case it was vintage clothing a la "Pretty In Pink", not goth or slutty) when I was her age.
My sister and I watched videos my dad took back then and we were almost too embarassed to see them all the way through. We thought we were so damn cool. Ha.
Have to agree, I really cringed reading this post....I went through a similar 'I carry a knife, motherlickerrrr!' bad-ass phase at 16, I think I read an interview with Angelina Jolie and like, totally wanted to BE her. Another day, another 'THANK FUCK I'm not famous' moment.
I work in a kindergarten, I should probably stop reading this site in my lunch break...my colleagues see the pictures and think I'm a weird lesbian.
Too much, too soon and so is the end.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by tsklala on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:34pm.
You think you edgy? Psht! I spit, curse, verbally attack people's children, and cut class to take pictures of my feet in the park for foot fetishists (which I'm one of). Now, that's badass! :P Be jealous.
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Yeah, well...I JAYWALK...oh yes I do and I ENJOY IT TOO...Oh, and I...TRESSPASS sometimes..
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I tresspassed my way right into the subway JUST today! LOL!
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Tigerlilly, you usually make me laugh harder than MK does.
Is this bitch really 16? Miley may be a skank but at least she still looks like Chris Hansen should be called whenever she tries to do ho-shit.
This bitch does realize she's in Gossip Girl right? On the fucking CW. Not exactly deep shit.
As a 16 year old, I still would choose her over Miley Cyrus.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:57pm.
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omg, you guys put me to shame. I thought I was so bad ass cause I would throw bottled spring water and slap my face, each cheek, while hollering to keep myself awake while driving. I got to step up my game.
She seems like a blonde Lindsay Lohan to me
Submitted by honeychile on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 6:20pm.
So, I was watching The Grinch who Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey yesterday, and it dawned on me, this is the lil trainwreck that played Little Cindy Lou Who! Why am I just finding this out? What else have you bitches been keeping from me?
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Are you kidding me?! She is Cindy Lou Who?!! Damn. News to me as well. I would have never recognized her.
Submitted by tsklala on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:34pm.
You think you edgy? Psht! I spit, curse, verbally attack people's children, and cut class to take pictures of my feet in the park for foot fetishists (which I'm one of). Now, that's badass! :P Be jealous.
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Yeah, well...I JAYWALK...oh yes I do and I ENJOY IT TOO...Oh, and I...TRESSPASS sometimes...if the signs aren't too intimidating...BUT I totally do it whilst carrying a Swiss Army knife...er, I mean, SWITCHBLADE...and chewing gum... AND I might even have a pack of matches in my pocket...Yeah, I might even burn paper in a trash can ON PURPOSE...just to watch it burn...then frantically put it out with my Evian water bottle...but I'm totally chewing gum whilst doing this...AND wearing black eyeliner....Now THAT'S edgy...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You think you edgy? Psht! I spit, curse, verbally attack people's children, and cut class to take pictures of my feet in the park for foot fetishists (which I'm one of). Now, that's badass! :P Be jealous.
What would her cholita name be? I'm hoping Lil' Whisper Blanca, cuz this bitch needs to STFU.
I should go back to Chula Vista and talk to all the cholas at my old high school. Jump her in, mi vida loca-style.
Submitted by tsklala on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:25pm.
Hey hey hey Tiger! Aren't you a white tiger? Don't be throwing stones at us pasty assed, trying to be badass kittens. You wrong.
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Well I was tryin' to give my tigerness more street cred, but thanks for whiting that out...Geeze, I guess I'll just go shopping with daddy's credit card again...but I'm totally carrying a Swiss Army Knife...er, SWITCHBLADE and chewing gum while I do it...I might even smoke a ciggy...Yeah, THAT'S how edgy I am....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 8:57pm.
a) I think she's lying about the knives on a plane bit
b) If she's not, she should be put on a no-fly list. Just chalk it up to international relations. The US has enough shitty exports
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I don't think she's lying....I took a big ass knife on a plane last year by accident...it was a mini-chef's knife from Henckels, a gift for my friend and I just forgot to put in in the checked luggage.
Christ, if they had ever found it I'd probably be in Guantanamo.
They let through nail files, nail clippers, nail scissors, lighters, with me ALL the time.
It's my fault, it's just that my carry-on bag is my overnight bag for in-state travel and sometimes I don't clean it very well.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Hey hey hey Tiger! Aren't you a white tiger? Don't be throwing stones at us pasty assed, trying to be badass kittens. You wrong.
MK, you had me at "The future leader of the Crips!"
What's the vaseline for, so they can slither out of their enemy's grip during a shank fight?
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Meh, I used to CHEW GUM in highschool...even BLOWING THE OCCASIONAL BUBBLE... Uh-huh yeah I did...EVEN IN DETENTION... that I got FOR CHEWING GUM...Yeah, that's how bad ass I was....
Aren't these fake 'badassed' whiter than white girls like this pufftard, Avril and the lot just too hilarious? Let's throw they lily white asses in a City of Atlanta jail for 10 days no bail and see how 'bad ass' they are...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm giving this little whore a pass because she's still young. I cringe to remember the stupid shit I used to wear (in my case it was vintage clothing a la "Pretty In Pink", not goth or slutty) when I was her age.
My sister and I watched videos my dad took back then and we were almost too embarassed to see them all the way through. We thought we were so damn cool. Ha.
a) I think she's lying about the knives on a plane bit
b) If she's not, she should be put on a no-fly list. Just chalk it up to international relations. The US has enough shitty exports.
Love how rich white ppl can carry fucking knives through airports and I (Indian with no accent/fotby clothing) got stopped for like 10 fucking minutes for carrying a penguin-shaped aromatherapy pillow from Whole Foods. And can you imagine if I had had an accent? This was in fucking Dallas, but STILL. And the old white lady behind me in line was also rude and didn't want the terrorist girl saying her dog was cute.
LOL!@ how nobody knows who this trick is and how, every time I show her to some teen that teen invariably labels her a poser. Ha. Good luck, hunny.
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Hopefully she gets boooooooooed many times over by the crowds at the warped tour. I would go just so I could boo her.
Where are this child's parents???
She's going to be so embarrassed about what a f'ing dumb ass she is right now in about 10 years. I'm so glad I didn't have anyone interviewing me and keeping it on record on the internet for all of eternity when I was 16.
Whatever mini courtney love wannabe
Her band probably makes fun of her when she's not around...or they secretly want to off themselves because their lives have come to this...
She gets on planes with knives? And is bragging about it? Dumb ass. Annoying.
You're boring Taylor. Booooorring. Nothing about you is remotely interesting or original. We've all seen this tired routine to "shock" people and let me guess, you're going to die a tragic death at a young age too? Yawn.
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